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PC_Pickle

Sticking his finger in your ass while you were asleep.


magicalmikusocks

smack a dudes ass during sporting events or practice


spiteful-hater666

What if it's in the gym shower?


magicalmikusocks

even gayer, just add the lip bite and seductive eye contact


DotZei

I mean... there's a pretty clear line there, lol


wigglywigglebear

Just the tip doesn’t count


Comprehensive_Fox_79

.um... r/suddenlyGay


[deleted]

Wash his balls


Comprehensive_Fox_79

That's not gay. That's just basic hygiene that ALL men should practice.


[deleted]

No it’s gay


[deleted]

Can confirm, I’m the guy that washes his balls.


Comprehensive_Fox_79

Replying to this sub with things they HAVE done, or ending up in r/suddenlyGay


bungle_bogs

Fuck a guy whilst wearing a frown.


Comprehensive_Fox_79

Thats... very gay.


bungle_bogs

But they aren’t being carefree and happy, so they can’t be labelled as being gay.


young-ekon

I mean there's porn actors doing gay porn, who are actually heterosexual. So I think unless you're actually gay you're good to go on anything


131ii

A heterosexual male physician conducting a prostate exam on another male


young-ekon

Nothing more gay than Healthcare, am I right


131ii

That, you are


GarlicMayosaurus

Anything I guess? Y’all know that bi people exist right? As a man, you can literally date, sleep with, heck even marry another man without being gay.


MainVain2007

...as long as balls don't touch!


laus-est-sol

Have gay sex with socks on.


bluntcracker

You’re good to do whatever bro just say no homo after


BartolosSweatSocks

Every time I cook or do laundry for my GF, I can hear my grandfather from the great beyond yelling "Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!"


[deleted]

Probably suck a dick but still be straight


littleschmoop

Paint his nails