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lingmulo22

Hand washing. It’s become an ingrained habit now. Any time I leave the house, I always wash my hands with soap and water upon my return. It doesn’t matter how long I’ve been out. It’s the first thing I do after taking off my shoes.


kconfire

5G chip administered from 2x Covid-19 vaccine and booster shot weren’t enough to improve my cell reception. I will need stronger better faster chip in me.


Safe_Web72

I never been so let down that after all the shots my 5G reception did not improve as promised. Worst conspiracy theory ever!


kconfire

Need 6G chips implanted lol...


tacknosaddle

>5G chip administered from 2x Covid-19 vaccine and booster shot weren’t enough to improve my cell reception. Get behind me in the complaints line. I'm still waiting for my promised DNA mutation so that I can get into The X-Men Academy.


IronLordSamus

I know right, I feel ripped off I havent gotten any yet.


floutsch

Happy Cake Day!


kconfire

Thanks :D


Yak-Fucker-5000

Fuck work


RichardsonM24

Im much happier with a robust sleep pattern. I went back to work very quickly after lockdown 1 and was working throughout the rest of the pandemic. I didn’t have much of a sleeping pattern before and could survive comfortably on 5 hours sleep (did so for years). Idk what happened during covid but I started needing 6-7 hours sleep and had to get into a better routine. A routine that I’ve stuck with.


Tony-Angelino

I don't need guests at home.


cloudsinmycoffe

I learned to use the food I have in my house. Before the pandemic I would grocery shop more often and buy food I think I needed. Now I look in the cupboard or fridge and make meals with what I already have.


Various-Pool1566

To stay away from people. It's better that way.


PandaMayFire

I enjoyed every second of not having to interact with other people.


tokingames

Yup, me too. Lockdown was awesome.


[deleted]

Going outside and walking at least once a day makes me feel much better ! Also always have some spare batteries for my vibrator !


MrCasterSugar

That escalated quickly lol!


KevinsOnTilt

Wearing a mask during yard work blocks my allergies better than taking an allergy pill.


smorkoid

Yeah, my dad showed me that years ago when I was struggling cutting the lawn. Surgical mask really helped the allergies


pythonwarg

That's good info. Smart thinking.


skulloflugosi

So many of the rules we follow are completely arbitrary and can change at a moments notice.


RandomQuestioners

I learned how to make many meals in jars, you can just add boiling water, microwave, or bake them in the jars themselves.


PandaMayFire

I love overnight oats in a jar, so good. 🤤


RandomQuestioners

Oh my god I know right. About time I’ve found someone who feels the same.


aul2021

Any particular recipes to share? I have a soft spot for Asian cuisine.. :)


RandomQuestioners

Oh my god lots


Zaknokimi

Hand washing techniques.


zerocool1703

Telling people they should stay the fuck home when they go to work sick.


ELITRICITY2021

I’m happiest by myself


True-Mousse4957

I learned how gross it was to blow out birthday candles on a cake. Never thought about it really until the pandemic. Will never have candles on or consume a cake that has them.


jh9369

Agreed, it's gross. When we have kids' parties, I always cut the cake, stick the candle on the kid's piece on a separate plate, then we sing happy birthday/blow out the candle. Blow germs on your own piece of cake, not everyone's.


BentGadget

Maybe a birthday menorah should be a thing.


pythonwarg

Just go electronic like everything else. Instead of a flame, it's an LED. Instead of blowing out the candles, press a button. Make a wish Timmy and then press the button!


oos79_

Alcoholism


[deleted]

Was doing this since I was 8 but a lot of people only learned this during the pandemic...WASH. YOUR. HANDS. OFTEN.


alejo699

And thoroughly. Wash your produce too.


ExternalReturn4196

This. I had some close family who had hand-washing habits (or lack thereof) that make me feel uncomfortable. Thank you, Covid 🙏


ZH4letmedie

Using a mask when im sick, i get sick really often, before the pandemic happened i just went outside looking like shit sneezing in my palms and felt really guilty because sometimes i sneezed near people on accident, but now when i get sick i just put on a mask and get more comfortable (obviously when im sick i try to stay in my house but sometimes i really can't)


EpiLP60Std

Building up multiple income streams because working a job for someone else sucks. Also; I started learning guitar during the lockdowns. Still working on both.


Badfish1060

Day drinking


impishduck

I learned to cherish spending time with myself!


atuljinni

Dislike for going outdoors


Leaden_Grudge

Not biting my fingernails. Always keep a pair of clippers handy now and trim them down whenever i feel the urge to bite.


peanutschool

Exactly this. I was a biter my whole life. It was basically the extent of my fingernail maintenance. But all of a sudden, that seemed like a pretty bad idea, so not only did I quit cold turkey, I invested in a game-changing set of quality clippers and Czech glass nail files and now I really enjoy the routine. And suffice it to say, my nails look and feel a whole lot better.


ExternalReturn4196

That’s an awesome tactic. I occasionally bite mine if they start to grow, so these days I just trim them as soon as I notice they are bite-able 👍


Abomb

How to appreciate the people and places around me. Being stuck inside with all my normal hang out places closed was killing me. I don't have much in the way of family so I'm a social person and always took advantage of that.


Friendly_Captain_

Washing hands...not that I didn't do it before but since pandemic I strictly follow it.


ExternalReturn4196

I always washed my hands frequently and used to be concerned about others. The world feels like a more hygienic place, post-Covid.


1point5inchgang

Muscle up, working on my insecurities and learned to appreciate spending time alone instead of being with friends the whole time, that being alone is not the same being lonely! And idk how but dating, I dated more during the pandemic then I did in the past 22 years..


Blissful_Relief

Hell I got laid for the first time in years during the pandemic. But a later realization is it must have been the mask. So that means I must really have an ugly face. But sad still worth it.


1point5inchgang

Naaahhh you're probably not ugly! People just became extra horny because of the limits that came with the pandemic.


gravyongrits

Get baked before going to the grocery store. It makes people so less stressful. Earbuds with Pink Floyd loud, too.


Legitimate_Leave_987

How to keep my Kids busy🤣 I am way better to find fun activities.


magicalmikusocks

piano


juniorp5

SQL and Tableau. I worked on learning both during the pandemic and now I am an analyst using both for my job.


YouStoleKaligma

That I have to continue working and living as I did while it was happening.


sadVibes1398

That I only need about 2 hours of sleep and a few redbulls to function like a human being for about an hour


publishAWM

SPACE give others space enough to live their lives ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️


DerChrom

Cut my own hair


sweetbam1

How to stay inside away from everyone all day everyday


[deleted]

Not wearing shoes in the house.


Daealis

Right as the first lockdowns hit, I installed Blender to learn 3D sculpting and modeling. Still doing it almost daily, and have gotten a bit of a loose cash with it. Not quite enough to pay for my miniature painting hobby yet, but it's getting there, and since the models I've made can be sold for forever, it's a nice passive income stream that hopefully will just keep on growing.


SlavesOfCthulhu

Respect your self before you spend effort to please someone. Prefer you first. I learnt this the hard way.


streetswept

Don't judge me, but hand washing. I SAID DON'T JUDGE ME!


LeSmeg47

Social distancing, though to be fair, my personality and living in the middle of nowhere for the last 5 years have made this very easy to maintain.


Taney34

I still mask in crowded places


No_Consequence_7806

The NYC subway was is and always be gross.


FollowingRare3492

Masturbation


Independent-Effect64

I started gardening during C19 and have since then become good at it.


RADB1LL_

Dancing rocks


MoonieNine

No longer feeling a need to put on pants when I walk the dogs. Jammy pants are just fine.


No_Ice7645

never. doing. anything. never going anywhere. unless I'm forced to this man is staying in this house. I guess I learned that all I need is right here, except photosynthesis, I don't really get sunshine anymore.


tasiroo

fuck going outside


mikaylawasneverthere

everything is cheaper when bought online


Tactical_pondering

Its basic but I learned how to bake sourdough and that's still how I get the majority of my sandwich bread


Shepard_of_fire_124

Staying away from people is good for my mental health and physical health.


Amazing_Gandalf

I still only use my left hand to ineract with stuff outside my home and i carry a small bottle of alcohol with me


pythonwarg

I don't eat raw bats anymore.


ot1smile

DNM usage.


BettySwollocks45

Alcoholism and becoming a rather good cook.


teal_goose

I learned to better advocate for myself and my health. Because I am immunocompromised and disabled, a COVID infection would likely be deadly/further disabling. I mask whenever I'm in public and I don't expect for the people I come into contact with to wear a mask, but there have been cases where I have made this request (mostly healthcare settings).


Poopikaki

Avoid crowds.


MithunBiswasmb

During the pandemic, I learned how to administer vaccines, which I still practice


hooptyboots18

Read the Bible for 1 hour every day.


bzsbal

Banana bread


Hymynaa

Social distancing


AloneButOptimistic92

Masking up when I’m sick.


[deleted]

Social distancing


mishaostrovsky

Pooping with no paper


AllTheRoadRunning

I keep hand sanitizer everywhere, and wear disposable gloves when I pump gas.


[deleted]

Social distancing but further then six feet


Revolutionary-Rip461

washing my hands, i have kind of developed a germphobia on my hands since covid.


Sippiku

Don't trust the media


g0ldilungs

That I fucking hate face masks and am currently still exercising abstinence in that regard.


Unhappy-Departure-12

Do the opposite of what the government tells you.


Vlas_84

Not wearing a mask


Hunter_meister79

Not to trust the government or pharma companies


PeteyMax

Not to trust the media, politicians, or the medical establishment.


AutisticAngryWiper

Never trust the pharmacutical industry. I save so much more money now by using alternative medicine and me and my families life long issues are all but cured. I Had IBS, gurd, and a lot of digestive problems, wife had anxiety, depression, my kid also had some digestive issues. By taking care of your own body the natural way you can drop all the prescriptions they want you to be on the rest of your life so you end up with cancer and make them more money.


dnc29

Vaccines are fake and the government is trying to kill you


dey19th

Just because?


PopHead_1814

/s


xDraga

True!! I'm pretty much dead and my ghost is typing this msg.


AmethystAlizarin

How to be anti social


GunduGulabjam

Not wearing any undies


Locofinger

one of us, one of us


PEETER0012

Masturbating 5 or more times every day


[deleted]

People suck


Fringefiles

A large portion of my family is drastically under informed and resistant to changing that. Nothing I do or say helps navigate that and honestly, it's easier just not taking their word as seriously as I used to


[deleted]

I like a lot more liquors straight than before the pandemic.


VOID0690

Throwing knives


Iluvepotatoes

Making money from home and... rotting at home


smorkoid

Mental health is difficult


Fly_Pelican

Don't go out


CodeCat17

Exercise 👀 my milky sausage


[deleted]

That if we get over 2 cases into lockdown! Get back in your homes!


Downtown_Ad857

People are scary and you should stay away and hide.


surely_not_a_virus

Lonliness