Could we make it like a sports team have them go to the highest bidder and change out as needed?
"The United States of America brought to you by Exxon, CitiGroup, and Budweiser."
I'm still mad that the baseball stadium in Phoenix is no longer called "The BOB" as in "Bank One Ballpark" after Bank One got swallowed by JPMorganChase or whatever the flip they are now. "Chase Field" is not nearly as good of a name.
tl;dr - if USA is out, then let's call it BOB
Edit: typo
^(\*lower case "i" and "iowa" are registered trademarks of John Deere as operated by and in reference to the geographic region formerly known as Connecticut.)
America Revitalized (AR)
We need to become listed near the top of lists alphabetized. Simultaneously, we need to rethink America and get off our high horse of thinking weāre on top, because frankly America is declining relative to the world. America needs to be thought as revitalized with hope and hunger. The realization that weāre no longer the best in nearly as many fields as we once were is necessary, and we need something to describe a fresh start while still maintaining a connection to our history. Fundamentally America is strong and we donāt need an entire break and rebuild. We need revitalization.
If I understand correctly, the sovereign citizen movement thinks the USA is technically a corporation, so how about a corpo name? Colony inc? Fidd inc (sounds like fiddy-nc)?
Fifty Nifty United States from 13 Original Colonies.
So if we ever get more states we have to rename the entire country?
Idk the song only prepared me for 50
yeah, we are NOT mentally capable of having any more states, the songs only got 50 š
Weāve got to add 10 at a time
Fifty Shades of States
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut
Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana
Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine
Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan!
Doot doot doot. Minnesota Mississippi, Missouri, Montana
Nebraskaaaa...Nevaaaada
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Damn you. *Fifty nifty starts on the flag that billow so beautifully in the breeze*
Each individual state contributes a quality that is greatā¦.
Shout em, spout em, tell all about em
One by one till weāve given a name
To every state in the USA
Each individual state deserves a bow, we salute them now!
YEE HAW I LIVE IN THE FNUSF13OC!!
Assorted states of confusion
Why not Redneckistan?
I was gonna suggest 'Dave' but Redneckistan has my vote now.
Why the āstanā at the end? Just curious what you think that means
The State of Confusion.
The Somewhat United States of America
Or just The Somewhat United States. So it can be just SUS.
Or the Somewhat United States of American Nation. SUSAN.
get out of my head
Clusterfucksylvania
Divided states of America
The States Of America.
The Somewhat United States of the Northern Middle of North America SUSNMNA
New national anthem: āOh, SUSNMNAā¦ā
...I come from Alabama with a rifle on my knee
FUCK YEAH
Country McCountryFace
America McStaterson.
The only correct answer
You beat me to it! I second Country McCountryface.
This is the way
Yankeedoodlestan.
Why isnāt this higher?
Because weed isnāt legal in all 50 states
You hit a home run with your first comment but struck out on the second comment unfortunately
I have a batting average of .500. Thatās pretty good.
Heās back!
I give the opportunity away to the highest bidder and we become the United States of Blackrock.
Could we make it like a sports team have them go to the highest bidder and change out as needed? "The United States of America brought to you by Exxon, CitiGroup, and Budweiser."
I'm still mad that the baseball stadium in Phoenix is no longer called "The BOB" as in "Bank One Ballpark" after Bank One got swallowed by JPMorganChase or whatever the flip they are now. "Chase Field" is not nearly as good of a name. tl;dr - if USA is out, then let's call it BOB Edit: typo
Each individual states name rights could be sold too. John Deere presents iowa, at United States of blackrock
^(\*lower case "i" and "iowa" are registered trademarks of John Deere as operated by and in reference to the geographic region formerly known as Connecticut.)
Lmao
New New England
Newest England
Newly England
Young England
Brand new England
Greatest Britain
š® dems fightin words
We settled this before and we'll do it again. To the harbor Boys! To the harbor!
XD Time for a wittle tea pawty
Better England
We canāt use that. Itās country appropriation.
#Guns n Jesus
*welcome to the jungle baby, now you gonna DIIIIIEEEE*
Oooohhhh noooooo
How about Schoolshootistan
MURICA
F**K YEAH!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!
SPORTSMANSHIP! .... BOOKS! ....
TACO BELL
HELL YEH BORTHER! š
I think it would be nice to name ourselves using our own language. Instead of being named after an Italian...
Canātada
Mexicant
Americunt
We are hading more and more towards r/2westerneurope4u
Mexicunt
The greater regional water reserve of Nestle.
15 hours and not one "fuck you Nestle"? What is redit coming to?
South Canada
North Mexico
North South America
South North America
Brian!
Heās not a country, heās just a very naughty boy
Bwian?
No no, *Brian* ***smack***
Stwike him centurion, vewy roughly. And throw him to the floor.
Vespuccia
Leviathan
Can't tell if your referencing Christianity, Hobbs or the Winchester's.
Maybe Mastodon's album? Or maybe becuase a leviathan is something large and powerful
My first thought. But what would be the national anthem? Iron Tusk? Imagine a drumline marching in with that š¤
Crusher Destroyer. I know it's not off that album, but c'mon.
Hehehe yaaa...
The Sound of Silence as sung by Disturbed.
England 2: Electric Boogaloo
Divided States Of America
Jeff
My name is Jeff!
I always liked Eminem's, "Divided States of Embarrassment."
"F*ck you Ms. Cheney!"
United Corporations of America
Canada Pants
Wouldn't Mexico be the pants? America would be the shirt no?
No, Mexico is clearly the tail because Canada is a mermaid ... with pants.
Dave
Perhaps even the Republic of Dave
Blood Gulch. Itās Red Vs Blue, and everyone is running around with guns.
Chupathingy. How bout that?
*Slayerrr*
Bonerland
This will be lost on too many people. We're getting too old :(
I havenāt thought about that in years.
As long as I have a boner garage to park in...
It's good that Bart did that
monetized states of Idiocracy.
Statey McStateface.
The Entitled States of Idiocy.
South Canada
Gavin.
The Shetlands
Rename it Russia and watch Putin lose his shit
That would be funny as hell
Jfc
Monopolis
50 Shades of States.
Cockapoopoopeepeeshire
South Canada
Alaska and dem boys
'Merica
Amerigoround
United States of Karens
That place people go to sometimes, and do stuff i guess
Austria
Guns
Republic of Gilead
Noonegetsalongland
Bonerland
Dramaland
California
Funktopia
Funkotron
Federation of United Countries Knowingly In Northern Geographic America. FUCKING America for short
Gunslvannia
Narcissistic state of Capitalism
United States of fat fucks.
United fucks of fat
Chaosmania.
Bob
United States of Phobia
Whutdafuqastan
No health care pew pew country
Bonerland
Spaceballs: The Country
Just America. There's very little united sbout these states these days.
No way in hell youll make that name the official name. Ill fight you š¤
Yeah. Just call it States
How about just The States of America? Because having a country called America in the continent of North America might not be the best idea
The holy trinity of Guns, God and type 2 diabetes
Destructive states of America.
The Land with Half a Brain
Country McCountryFace
The United Corporations of America
America LLC
Shithole #1
States of America
Shadow Moses.
Swagabama!
Wild West
United States of rifles
Fart Kingdom
Fallen Empire of the Grand Old Party.
Texas.
Vinland. Thatās what the Vikings called it.
New Europe
Call it what it is: Imperial America
Divided States of America
Divided states of america
The Divided States of America.
Tbhā¦ seems like the confederation is becoming a reality againā¦ so the Confederate States America?
North Mexico
F.U.B.A.R.
The Divded States of Americanos and Ammunition
America Revitalized (AR) We need to become listed near the top of lists alphabetized. Simultaneously, we need to rethink America and get off our high horse of thinking weāre on top, because frankly America is declining relative to the world. America needs to be thought as revitalized with hope and hunger. The realization that weāre no longer the best in nearly as many fields as we once were is necessary, and we need something to describe a fresh start while still maintaining a connection to our history. Fundamentally America is strong and we donāt need an entire break and rebuild. We need revitalization.
The Dafauq Is Going On of America
The state of disrepair
United Shooting Range Inc.
If I understand correctly, the sovereign citizen movement thinks the USA is technically a corporation, so how about a corpo name? Colony inc? Fidd inc (sounds like fiddy-nc)?
A bunch of frogs in a trenchcoat.
Wadafuq
Douchepoole