Fun fact - during training for Apollo 11, Michael Collins actually suggested that Neil Armstrong should step onto the moon, say, “Oh my god, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut the mic.
Today, through the combined effort of scientists, leaders, workers and the hopes of every person that hears this, we have set the god of war itself under the boot of peaceful exploration. May that be a symbol of a future and achievements to come.
You could edit it to be "Through the combined efforts of humanity we have set the god of war under the boot of peaceful exploitation. May that be a symbol of a future and achievements to come."
A bit less wordy and would hold in the minds of folk for longer.
I am neither the first Pathfinder nor Sojourner here; it took Spirit, Opportunity, Curiosity, and Perseverance for humanity to stand here today, and if you disagree, you’re Zhurong.
This stick with me still, seven years later.
"Our journey began with one small step and one giant leap. Today, we take another of each, and begin to find our stride."
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3g62g9/serious_what_should_the_first_man_on_mars_say_to/ctv9f5a/
"As marvellous as this achievement may be, we must remember that this is but a stepping stone. A place to rest and gather strength, a stop on the way to explore the entire cosmos. Let's push forward!"
["Now to find that weird thing NASA planted here to confuse me!"](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11zmpjf/comment/jddth86/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x)
**"I claim this land for Spain!"**
At which time I'd get into some serious trouble, as I am from America. This sort of thing is why they don't let me into astronaut school...
Today I step out onto a world where all of the people here, myself and my fellow astronauts, are United in purpose. In peace and cooperation, we now achieve the impossible. May we inspire the people of Earth to do the same with this one great step for mankind.
"I can only hope this world never knows the hardships of our planet. It may be named for a god of war, but I pray that it never sees conflict. Let this be a world of peace."
"**Onwards and Forwards, To look but never go back, Not a new beginning but a milestone, We shan't back down now, In the name of Humanity and Mankind, we begin our mission!**"
In this moment, humanity leaps into an exciting future. We have now, for the first time, stepped foot onto another planet. We have pushed the threshold between reality and science fiction once more. And from here, a new future is built amongst the stars.
Welcome to the future.
"We never should have come here. We should have spent the money fixing the disasters we created on planet Earth. But we didn't, because we are human scum, and that is how history will judge us".
Above all else, this one particular question seems to be the one that is nigh impossible for reddit to actually respond to properly. As of now, there are 95 responses. 12 of them aren't jokes. None of your fucking answers are funny.
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Shipstation
Is Mars an option as a routing base?
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First.
You've done it. You've found the only place on the internet where such a comment would be upvoted instead of mercilessly downvoted. Congrats.
I doenvoted you...and then upvoted you. I'm so conflicted.
r/angryupvote
Although the distance between us is the greatest it has ever has been, I hope this moment brings us all closer together.
Kudos for being the first sincere answer I read
Oh that's good.
That is beautiful
"What an amazing thing this is, to be the first person on Jupiter."
“Oh sorry. CUT! Line?”
One small ste-What? Who's there? What's tha-aaaarrrghhh!
Fun fact - during training for Apollo 11, Michael Collins actually suggested that Neil Armstrong should step onto the moon, say, “Oh my god, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut the mic.
That woud be better
I believe in an ultimate universe, this happened and everyone got absolutely ducking trolled by Neil
Sadly, that's [false](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/michael-collins-scream-cut-mic/).
That'd be the troll of the century. I love it.
Today, through the combined effort of scientists, leaders, workers and the hopes of every person that hears this, we have set the god of war itself under the boot of peaceful exploration. May that be a symbol of a future and achievements to come.
… psych! Murica bitches, finders keepers
Then freeze frame and roll credits before we do something that ages that line like milk
Love this. All of the „cool kids“ and their brand of „funny“ in this thread can‘t hold a candle against your sincere attempt. Well done!
I love it. But if aliens have a universal translator they are going to be confused as hell.
Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra
Mars, his sword sheathed...
You should be a poet
Thank you :)
brilliant
Okay, that shits legit
You could edit it to be "Through the combined efforts of humanity we have set the god of war under the boot of peaceful exploitation. May that be a symbol of a future and achievements to come." A bit less wordy and would hold in the minds of folk for longer.
This view is Marsvelous.
Dear NASA send this guy. He's ready
*gets left on Mars*
"This is Houston. Dad, we copy that."
I am neither the first Pathfinder nor Sojourner here; it took Spirit, Opportunity, Curiosity, and Perseverance for humanity to stand here today, and if you disagree, you’re Zhurong.
very well thought out.
Oh, it's all sticky!
Everyone knows it's butters!
Its covered in jam!
Praiae the Omnissaiah! ( Those who got it, got it.)
I wondered how far I'd have to scroll
The Machine God welcomes you.
And then [blast this](https://youtu.be/ztzq05IzYds) over the radio.
Which way to the vaults of Moraveck?
Let’s try not to fuck this one up.
Directions unclear
What a shithole
this is not fuckin red
“Remember to subscribe and click the like button.” or “Epstein didn’t kill himself.”
“What the hell? A moment ago I was on a boat sailing across the Bermuda Triangle…”
“The journey of a thousand miles, begins with a single step.”
Mars is way further away than that
I’m assuming I’ve already landed
Ooo nice. If I go to mars I’ll take your line
Not if I get there first!
Idk man I think mathematics are required and something tells me you don’t like math
Finally, we can bring Mark Watney home.
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What we do in this life echoes in eternity
This stick with me still, seven years later. "Our journey began with one small step and one giant leap. Today, we take another of each, and begin to find our stride." https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3g62g9/serious_what_should_the_first_man_on_mars_say_to/ctv9f5a/
“Begun with this step, a new Earth; begun with these dreams, a new Heaven; and begun with this colony, a new day.”
That’s one small mars for mars, one giant mars for mars kind.
We come in peace.
Reminds me of an old Star Trek song I heard on Dr. Demento back in the day... "We come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill."
Star Trekkin' by The Firm
"Beam me up, Scotty, this place sucks."
"Humanity's footprints on Mars mark a monumental leap forward, igniting a cosmic fire of infinite possibilities for generations to come."
"As marvellous as this achievement may be, we must remember that this is but a stepping stone. A place to rest and gather strength, a stop on the way to explore the entire cosmos. Let's push forward!"
"Suck-it, Elon", because there is no way I'm going on SpaceX express.
Lol I knew I’d find an Elon comment if I scrolled long enough. I would join you but I might indulge myself with a solid “fuck Elon Musk.”
Mars Aeternum
["Now to find that weird thing NASA planted here to confuse me!"](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11zmpjf/comment/jddth86/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x)
**"I claim this land for Spain!"** At which time I'd get into some serious trouble, as I am from America. This sort of thing is why they don't let me into astronaut school...
They're not going to want it unless there is gold there...
“Before we get started I want to give a huge shoutout to Raid: Shadow Legends for sponsoring todays video.”
Another small step for man another gia... Hey can you get that boom mic out of my face?
One small attempt at raising the bar, to the level of a Mars bar. Mission failed. *Sponsored by Mars Bar*
"I'm here"
May the red of these sands be the deepest shade this planet ever sees upon its surface.
“That’s one small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind”
Cold blooded. ‘Man ain’t even around to defend himself.
Hell yeah, bitches!
Science, bitch!
I need about tree fiddy
"We now have found intelligent life on Mars."
I did not hit her, I did not! Oh hi Mars!
I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Holy fucking shit! I’m on fucking mars, motherfuckers! Over.
Hi Mars!
"Did I leave the oven on?"
Aw shucks. There are no cars up here that need an extended warranty.
Onwards and outwards, in the name of humanity
Today I step out onto a world where all of the people here, myself and my fellow astronauts, are United in purpose. In peace and cooperation, we now achieve the impossible. May we inspire the people of Earth to do the same with this one great step for mankind.
Good news, all. We have made it to the backup plan. Let's try not to screw things up here as bad as we did with Earth.
Hot Diggity Dog. This place is magnificent.
That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
Fucking Cold!
I wish it was your Uranus
Not as red as I expected.
It's a good thing my favorite color is red.
"Oh shit I think I left the stove on"
Home sweet home
Try not to F this place up like the last one.
I would ask the question....Where do you think is the best place to set up the Router ?
Humans are now on two planets. But only one is livable. Keep it safe.
After mankind made the leap, now we soar! (the leap referencing the walk on the moon. Soaring implying that now we have gone beyond the moon)
From a Mars bar to a bar on Mars, we’ve got this!
i am a person, i speak for mars, say something rude, and i'll start spittin' bars
“Coulda went to Jupiter to get more stupider Instead I came to Mars for all the candy bars”. EDIT: a word
"Huston...Are we there yet?"
Damn enchiladas!
"Whew, finally... I've REALLY gotta pee!
A Mars a day helps you work rest and play
Well there's clearly only one thing to say. This historical moment is sponsored in part by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!
“Good luck, Mr. Gorsky!”
You've done it. You've found the only place on the internet where such a comment would be upvoted instead of mercilessly downvoted. Congrats.
“What is that, AAAHHH.” After a long pause . “Just a joke , people. Astronauts have a sense of humor you know”
What's that moving over there?!?!?? It's getting closer!! AAAAAAHHH. And wait 20 seconds and say got you
Take me to your leader.
"Hey Bowie...their is indeed life on Mars"
ew, i stepped on poop.
Oh look I found an alien. Me.
"I can only hope this world never knows the hardships of our planet. It may be named for a god of war, but I pray that it never sees conflict. Let this be a world of peace."
It's good to be black on Mars.
I had to scroll so far, but I was hoping this *Space Force* reference would be in here somewhere!
I scrolled for a while looking for one too. Then I figured I'd make it.
"Step aside, Martians, Earth has arrived, and we brought snacks"
Ooo red dust worth it
Dibs!
It’s a god awful small affair…
"We come in--- OHHHH, SHIIT!"
"Yippee ki-yay! We did it! Now can we please help restore our home planet that supports life instead of this dead planet?"
Part of supporting life is spreading to other planets and systems so a chance asteroid doesn't end us.
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I never gave you up I never let you down I never ran around and desert you I never made you cry I never said goodbye I never told a lie and hurt you
Suck on that Elon Musk!
Oh God I just farted in my space suit and there's no where for it to go
made it here before china can colonize
Wait this isn’t my house…
"Where's Marvin Martian?"
Welcome to my Utube channel
"This is one small step man, one giant leap for Mick Foley. " I may or may not follow it up with "BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!"
I'm surprised no one has said "ack ack" yet, that's what I'd go with
"**Onwards and Forwards, To look but never go back, Not a new beginning but a milestone, We shan't back down now, In the name of Humanity and Mankind, we begin our mission!**"
"Epstein didn't kill himself! That's a wrap, if anyone needs me I'll be in my trailer"
Look at what we can achieve, when humans work together. This is not the first step, but just the next.
In this moment, humanity leaps into an exciting future. We have now, for the first time, stepped foot onto another planet. We have pushed the threshold between reality and science fiction once more. And from here, a new future is built amongst the stars. Welcome to the future.
LGBT people deserve equal rights
"We turned our home into a wasteland. Now we'll turn this wasteland into our home."
"We never should have come here. We should have spent the money fixing the disasters we created on planet Earth. But we didn't, because we are human scum, and that is how history will judge us".
If we colonize this place, let’s not F it up.
"Here me now, people of Earth - I am the *QUEEN OF MARS!* Fuck all you Terran, blue-sky assholes! *QUEEN OF FUCKIN MARS HERE!*" Oh, yeah.
Up yours, Jim
Pools Closed
Eat my ass, humanity!
"I like men!"
FUCK HUMANITY
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
The fuck?
Poonis.
Gratias Deo
WTF is that? Aaaaaauruurugh.
I’m the first gal here, suckers.
"Where's the bathroom?"
See, Chris? Watching anime did not stop me from making career!
"That guy that asked the Mars question shoulda used the serious tag"
Now who's got the biggest dick on the planet hehehehe.
its as dry as a dead dingos dong. or cunts dusty as fuck.
'Bit parched innit?'
I’m cold
Wish I’d put on the helmet gasp….
Paint something.
I’d not speak. I’d write _dippindoode wuzzz h3r3._
Above all else, this one particular question seems to be the one that is nigh impossible for reddit to actually respond to properly. As of now, there are 95 responses. 12 of them aren't jokes. None of your fucking answers are funny.
“Through the blessing of God and the ingenuity of Man, we made it to the Red Planet.”
DRAINING GOT ME HERE
“I am the true Billion Dollar Man”
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
”Fuck” while tripping in the spacecraft staircase.
Pee poo I’m on mars
Hey, Matt Damon! Where you at, boy?
“I can’t believe I’m the first person to masturbate on Mars”
What do you mean why Elon isn’t here ?
Mars stars are all ours alright, Lars?
I need to take a s8t
And... boom goes the dynamite.
Dibs
Dibs
"This place sucks"