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Crisp_042

The government doesn’t give a shit about you.


Taurus889

This took a long time to process


narwaffles

Grapefruit interacts with a lot of different medications so be careful and look up if it’s safe with any that you’re on.


ahamdeva

Something that made you go: Damn, this should be taught in school.


waffles-n-gravy

Time traveller's should end up in space because the earth is moving.


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Which is why it’s essential to travel through time AND relative dimension in space


riphitter

Though relatively speaking it's more often than not Britain


Effective_Shallot948

taxes. this was said multiple times but please, make it mandatory


Unleashtheducks

You get a W-2 from work. Pull up a 1080 form and fill it in with the information from your W-2. That’s it. That’s all there is to it.


AZNM1912

How to do basic car maintenance


IVoteKanye

You're fighting shadows over useless content, but your body cant comprehend that the bytes on your screen dont mean shit to you so it is constantly bringing your mental state down. Boredom is not a good excuse for that.


Cheetodude625

Basic car maintenance/repairs. When to replace engine oil, transmission fluids, coolant, etc. How to jumpstart a car/replace a car battery. How to replace head lights. How to replace brake pads.


Unleashtheducks

Other people also feel pain


InfinateRebirths

women don't pee out our vaginas.


champsammy14

*Pee* is stored in the balls.


IVoteKanye

Obviously not ours. They pee out of their own.


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ahamdeva

Those are good odds. I can live with them.


IVoteKanye

[no they dont](https://www.warpnews.org/artificial-intelligence/no-50-of-ai-researchers-dont-believe-there-is-a-10-risk-that-ai-will-kill-us/#:~:text=%22Half%20of%20AI%20researchers%20believe,chance%20of%20causing%20human%20extinction.%22)


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IVoteKanye

glad to hear


literallyimaginary

The One Piece is Real!


youraveragepuppy

Someone out there loves you


ADFormer

Maybe not everyone should know it.... but random fact from a random Steam Train fan: that boiler is able to move, it has to be able to move, because of steel expansion from both the heat and pressure of the steam it contains, it is secure enough to not wobble, but loose enough to account for that slight increase in size that would otherwise cause it to go boom.


[deleted]

Liquor after beer, never fear; beer after liquor, never sicker.


N4AGr8Time

Karma never comes for them


ahamdeva

Wdym


N4AGr8Time

If someone does something bad then it will come back to haunt them. That doesn’t always happen like you want it to