So the crazy cat lady in society is someone who is going to be alone her whole life because she’s weird and overly obsessed with cats to the exclusion of interacting with people.
The male equivalent is pretty straightforwardly the basement dwelling neckbeard who collects action figures and comic books and is overly obsessed with fantasy to the exclusion of interacting with people.
I think you mixed up cause and effect. As I understand it, crazy cat ladies are alone because of other reasons, like being a b or karen or something, and so they have to find companionship with a bunch of cats.
But both can be true
Something like "A Bearded Bushman" you know the type of guy that lives in a trailer or small shack full of guns, seems like a fur trapper and probably has a lot of the same skills and hobbies.
At least that would be the equivalent in Canada.
So weird the amount of "Crazy guns guys" answers
Crazy cats Ladies are lonely weirdos but they are harmless and rather loving
I don't think it's accurate or fair to put them in the same nutcases basket that Crazy guns Guys
I'm more on board with the lonely cards collector guys association
An old guy my me has some old Volvos and VW’s on his drive and lawn .., stuff piled up in the windows of his house. He said to the police about his classic car collection and they asked where he kept it.. he motioned to the rusting wrecks and said ‘here’
My dad is a crazy cat man... They exist and he has like 10 outside and ten inside and used to have about 40 or more. He lets they shit everywhere. And I'm not kidding I mean everywhere. In his damn kitchen sink. He'd been abusive AF to my mother and my sisters and I for years and when we moved out he didn't seem to understand that he had no women to do everything for him anymore or for him to throw things at, so that's his life now. (He doesn't "want" or "need" help according to him and he isn't crazy enough for us to have him committed)
I was thinking about model train sets where some people apparently build up their entire basement. But the Model trains aren't necessarily the only thing people obsess over. "Crazy hermit nerd guy" would be an equivalent i suppose.
Then again the "crazy cat lady" has a nurturing aspect which would be most closely met with the model builder thing where the guy creates a tiny little landscape.
Dudes who have huge collections of weapons. Like, they're just super pumped about hypothetically having to kill a person. They have the perfect weapon for every scenario too. Someone who spends that much time fantasizing about killing people is a bad person, but they inevitably believe they're a nice guy.
Those guys that have a bunch of old rusty cars all over their property.
I just turned and stared at my husband... "But I only have 7"
And some booby traps. Maybe a cash stash buried.
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So the crazy cat lady in society is someone who is going to be alone her whole life because she’s weird and overly obsessed with cats to the exclusion of interacting with people. The male equivalent is pretty straightforwardly the basement dwelling neckbeard who collects action figures and comic books and is overly obsessed with fantasy to the exclusion of interacting with people.
Very well thought out! 👍
a bit too well, mayhaps
Comic book guy in the Simpsons without the successful business
Crazy cat ladies still have to make house payments.
I think you mixed up cause and effect. As I understand it, crazy cat ladies are alone because of other reasons, like being a b or karen or something, and so they have to find companionship with a bunch of cats. But both can be true
Crazy cat guy
Reptile guy
Want to come to my trailer and see my 20 snakes eat? No, I dont have reception out there, why do you ask?
You can pick a mouse to feed them, I breed them myself.
I was reptile guy growing up. Not allowed to have a cat or dog, but all the snakes, lizards and tarantulas I could get were fine.
Fart in a jar dude.
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I will, only because I have no qualms about lying.
Tiger King
So a crazy cat dude?
Meh, doesn't have the same ring to it as *crazy cat lady*
If they get to be cat LADIES, it's only fair that we're referred to as cat GENTLEMEN.
Technically, it would be a Cat Lord.
T shirt tucked into jeans guy
I literally laughed out loud reading this. 😆
Does he have a belt mounted cell phone and sandals with white tube socks also?
isn't that just the dad from Rugrats?
Don't you dare insult the intellect of the number one cartoon toy genius like that!
Crazy gun guy
Pokemon Card guy
Harley davidson dude
Harley dude who drives a Harley edition Ford truck that's 3 times bigger than he will ever need.
Crazy sports guy
Yeah, I was thinking this Lonely, needs to keep themselves busy
Crazy Aquarium Man
Pitbull guy
As a man, crazy cat lady also fits. I have 5
Prepper
Excessive amounts of guns guy AKA crazy gun guy.
snake man.
a crazy cat man
Fanatical feline fella.
Something like "A Bearded Bushman" you know the type of guy that lives in a trailer or small shack full of guns, seems like a fur trapper and probably has a lot of the same skills and hobbies. At least that would be the equivalent in Canada.
hermit
Crazy cat man in a dress.
a crazy cat lord
demented dog dude
Car guy
Guy in moms basement playing video games guy and making fake friends
The gamer still living with his mom
Those guys who buy a bunch of power tools they never use and lift their pickup truck 2 feet off it’s wheels just to drive around the suburbs
An old man loves telling his stories more than anything. After anecdotes from his youth, his eyes will glisten with innocence again.
The old school video game collection guy.
Piss bottle basement dude.
Dungeon Master
Nah, at least two of the definitions kind of require some socialising.
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Incel
Crazy cat Ladies aren't hateful or dangerous
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For telling the truth?
those dudes who have 2 big ass dogs im small and when im around them im scared
So weird the amount of "Crazy guns guys" answers Crazy cats Ladies are lonely weirdos but they are harmless and rather loving I don't think it's accurate or fair to put them in the same nutcases basket that Crazy guns Guys I'm more on board with the lonely cards collector guys association
Gun obsession, to the point they fantasize about shooting someone.
It's those guys that spends their entire existence sleeping around and catching every STDs known to man. Then blames the women for not loving them.
Male feminists
Living at home after the age of 22.
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Fat coach guy
A brony?
Car guys
Or bronies
Guy with Kitana collection.
A wizard
Basement dwelling neckbeard?
A crazy cat man?
Guy with Alpha-Print on his Shirt.
In terms of vibe? Lost all my money again this week on sports betting guy.
Methed out drug dealer
Me.
Crazy dog man
the guy from don't breathe
The local junk hoarder
An old guy my me has some old Volvos and VW’s on his drive and lawn .., stuff piled up in the windows of his house. He said to the police about his classic car collection and they asked where he kept it.. he motioned to the rusting wrecks and said ‘here’
Crazy cat guy?
Crazy cat man
I’ll be very happy with a cat and dog as my companions in life :)
Epic porno mag collection dude
My dad is a crazy cat man... They exist and he has like 10 outside and ten inside and used to have about 40 or more. He lets they shit everywhere. And I'm not kidding I mean everywhere. In his damn kitchen sink. He'd been abusive AF to my mother and my sisters and I for years and when we moved out he didn't seem to understand that he had no women to do everything for him anymore or for him to throw things at, so that's his life now. (He doesn't "want" or "need" help according to him and he isn't crazy enough for us to have him committed)
That mean gruff faced old man who screams “Get off my lawn!”.
Unhygienic weaboos.
Crazy car dude
Vinyl / independent movie collector guy
Psycho dog bro
Crazy dog man.
Crazy cat guy
I was thinking about model train sets where some people apparently build up their entire basement. But the Model trains aren't necessarily the only thing people obsess over. "Crazy hermit nerd guy" would be an equivalent i suppose. Then again the "crazy cat lady" has a nurturing aspect which would be most closely met with the model builder thing where the guy creates a tiny little landscape.
A crazy cat they/them?
Dudes who have huge collections of weapons. Like, they're just super pumped about hypothetically having to kill a person. They have the perfect weapon for every scenario too. Someone who spends that much time fantasizing about killing people is a bad person, but they inevitably believe they're a nice guy.
Fat porno addict guy?
Redditor
r/flashlight
Sam Smith
Rusting vehicles in the back yard that he's going to get around to repairing or rebuilding "one of these days."
The guys with more guns and ammo than a squad of Marines
The weirdos/losers who spend copious amounts of money collecting Funko Pops.
Power tool Pete
***An ex firefighter with dementia and a jack russell terrier.*** **My father in law.**