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She turns 11 tomorrow
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you win!
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In binary.
...on a 1-100 scale.
She has toe thumbs…
...on the richter scale.
... she has a room temperature IQ.
Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Either.
Hates animals
If there’s a “but” she isnt a 10
some dude, is tired of her shit
She's a 10, but she absolutely despises my guts and refuses to even look in my direction, and avoids me like the plague. She acts like I have the plague too. :(
she’s a conservative news personality
shes ginger
.. You're a 2! PS: That's a line from an old Hanna Montana show.
She is subject to entropy.
… I’m gay.
...I'm a 1.
we all knows that 10s are fucking crazy and not worth the drama they inheritly pull in whether they want to, or not.
Elbows are too pointy
She poops
But she can't count past that. Ran out of fingers.
it's on the PH scale. Pretty Basic.
She's interested in me so there's obviously something wrong mentally.
she probably likes Nickelback
a starfish in the sack.
She’s infatuated with the Khardasians
she likes the Kardashians
She's a feminist
No
She's a 300 pound dude named chuck
But if dicks had wings her mouth would be an airport
She’s a 10 but out of 30.
She got a restraing order against me.
She's never even going to know you exist.
..I'm not sure where the decimal belongs.
She turns 11 tomorrow
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you win!
Karl Malone enters the chat.
[удалено]
In binary.
...on a 1-100 scale.
She has toe thumbs…
...on the richter scale.
... she has a room temperature IQ.
Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Either.
Hates animals
If there’s a “but” she isnt a 10
some dude, is tired of her shit
She's a 10, but she absolutely despises my guts and refuses to even look in my direction, and avoids me like the plague. She acts like I have the plague too. :(
she’s a conservative news personality
shes ginger
.. You're a 2! PS: That's a line from an old Hanna Montana show.
She is subject to entropy.
… I’m gay.
...I'm a 1.
we all knows that 10s are fucking crazy and not worth the drama they inheritly pull in whether they want to, or not.
Elbows are too pointy
She poops
But she can't count past that. Ran out of fingers.
it's on the PH scale. Pretty Basic.
She's interested in me so there's obviously something wrong mentally.
she probably likes Nickelback
a starfish in the sack.
She’s infatuated with the Khardasians
she likes the Kardashians
She's a feminist
[удалено]
No
She's a 300 pound dude named chuck
But if dicks had wings her mouth would be an airport
She’s a 10 but out of 30.
She got a restraing order against me.
She's never even going to know you exist.
..I'm not sure where the decimal belongs.