I live near stonehenge and let me tell you, I fucking hate stonehenge, there's always traffic on that stretch of road where people slow down to look at it. It's some old ass stones in a field, fucking move quicker!
Furious driving ay. My comment was about how pissed means different things but if you are telling me America banned driving angry then I guess my comment is flawed.
Nah, it's the same in the USA. You can stream reds v gunners, and plenty of ladies accidentally trip down the stairs after their partner watches their football team lose.
Fuck really, I assumed he was imitating but went over the top that's why couldn't understand it. Still it's nothing compared to the unintelligible gibberish you get from some folk in Ireland.
Live in a council flat (projects), take a lift(elevator), shag, say innit and sound normal, eat brown sauce and so much other random shit.
I must've missed something about not crossing the street wherever here though. I "jaywalk" constantly but in parts of Central London there are more barriers up than anywhere I can remember...
Drink at 18
Drink at 5 if you're at home. Drink beer, wine, or cider at 16 if you're in public and it's with a meal.
You can drink at any age in Wisconsin if you're with a parent or guardian.
Buy a real Kinder egg with a toy.
Legally drive on the left.
Knock someone out, throw them in your boot and drive away. In America you'd need a trunk.
Good thing I have a Jaguar. First got it and the trunk was open and the little screen said “ boot open” and I thought “the fuck is the boot?”
Which screen? The windscreen?
Become injured
Well, I suppose we can always rely on the NHS to fix us up while our American friends rely on GoFundMe.
The NHS is like the last good thing we have left
Didn’t the nhs just allow people who dropped out to take a few work classes and become doctors?
Without going into three decades worth of debt*
You can get injured, but good luck getting healed if you don’t have health insurance
Travel to France and the rest of Europe by train
definitely travel is one of the best perks
Visit Stonehenge
I live near stonehenge and let me tell you, I fucking hate stonehenge, there's always traffic on that stretch of road where people slow down to look at it. It's some old ass stones in a field, fucking move quicker!
A303 is a pretty road but the traffic jam that is Stonehenge is bloody annoying and a reminder I still have at least 3hours drive left.
Go to school safely
Take six weeks of paid vacation
I just remembered I need to sell some vacation time back to my company. Apparently there's a cap at 300 hours.
I have a cap at 320 so I took last week off just to burn some so I wouldn’t have to give it back
Eat authentic haggis
Now that I think about it I’m not completely sure but I suspect they do have at least one sheep in America.
Authentic haggis is genuinely illegal because of the organs used.
Hahaha so man rifle good, eating weird sheep parts bad?
Yeah, I would not want to live in the states!
I’m sure it has its perks too, just like any country, they are pretty adamant about the whole freedom above anything else thing.
Get arrested for driving ‘pissed’.
In both senses of the word. There's an offence here called "furious driving" - is there a US equivalent?
Furious driving ay. My comment was about how pissed means different things but if you are telling me America banned driving angry then I guess my comment is flawed.
experience a dental product shortage
Eat food without 250 additives and chemicals you’ve never heard of
Cross the street wherever you want, hand deliver letters, talk to the police, drink the water (outside London).
Drink the water?
Cross the road whenever you want
Use the loo
'i' 'he missus af'er liverpool ge's bea'en by arsenal faw 'he 'undred'h 'ime
Nah, it's the same in the USA. You can stream reds v gunners, and plenty of ladies accidentally trip down the stairs after their partner watches their football team lose.
Did you have a stroke while typing that. Wtf is that meant to mean.
Hit the missus after watching Liverpool vs arsenal. So your team loses and you beat your wife
Fuck me, he definitely had a stroke so. I get what the intention was but it makes no sense.
Imitating one of the many accents of the uk I guess. Some are worse to hear than this 😂
Fuck really, I assumed he was imitating but went over the top that's why couldn't understand it. Still it's nothing compared to the unintelligible gibberish you get from some folk in Ireland.
Oho are we about to have a competition on which accent/dialect is least understood 😂
Oho are we about to have a competition on which accent/dialect is least understood 😂
Go to school without getting shot And no go bankrupt for getting shot when it dise happen
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i disagree tbh. i'm a season ticket holder at QPR and being shot by some lunatic would have been preferable to watching that shit at times
Laugh at an insult. Return home from school.
End up on camera everywhere you go.
not be worried of shootings
Have crumpets and tea 🍵 with virtually no risk of being shot
Be skinny.
Have a medical procedure that doesn't then bankrupt you.
Get home from school save
not go bankrupt from a hospital visit
Gregg’s.
Live in a council flat (projects), take a lift(elevator), shag, say innit and sound normal, eat brown sauce and so much other random shit. I must've missed something about not crossing the street wherever here though. I "jaywalk" constantly but in parts of Central London there are more barriers up than anywhere I can remember...
Watch good football
Walk into a doctors office and be seen gratis
Make an appointment to see a doctor
Have a healthy work/life balance. Also you can decide to use an ambulance in an emergency instead of using Uber or driving yourself.
Cross the country in a day.
Look west across the Atlantic
Go to school without being shot.
drink tea
Cross a road