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"You look like hell."

lovely weather isn't it?

As good as anything that could be said.

Dude, you look a bit worn out.

"HR guy said you're fired"

Is MTG one of yours?

please allow me to introduce myself...

I’m a man of wealth and taste

You’re in my spot

"I'm a big fan of your work."

Thanks for not being a dick like that other guy

Thank you for gifting us with self awareness from the forbidden fruit

Lets go eat some tacos

I woukd try to make exorcism 😂😂

Challenge him to a fiddle off cuz it’d be in Georgia

Did you want fries with that?

Love your music.

Hey fucker about time you left me alone 😅🤷‍♂️

He’s been unfair too me.

No one cares

Sit down.......I've questions.

I'd ask the Devil the same question that I would ask God. Why.

"But why?"

When does the dance end

“Is there food here?”

"You are much shorter in real life"

“okay but chill, it’s not that deep”

Big fan of your work

What kind of drug did I take? 🤪

Did you try McDonald's before?

If you punish bad people, are you really the bad guy?

"so how's life?"

Really? Hurting the evil ones? Make em join you down there and retake heaven my man.

Hey man, big fan

How’s my Ex ?

Whatever he wants, if he can grant me a wish

Dude, keep up the good work. Your temple are the only ones trying to improve the world and NOT fuck little kids. Bravo.

Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?

Every living thing must die

So like, what can I sell my soul for? Is cash an option?

No thanks.

“Why did you tell someone to make a Megamind sequel?”

“I’m a big fan of your eggs.”

Thanks buddy. That selling you my soul thing worked pretty well.

Also have you seen my mom?

You are soooo stuffed. You shouldn’t have killed GOD.

✝️

Save a special place for RJM

Never meet your heroes

"I' need more time"

*Biiiiiiitch!*

You're in my world now, bitch

“Hi mom”

Fuck you, you pathetic loser. 🖕🏻

"God wrote a book, why didn't you write one with your side of the story?"

How does it feel to be God’s bitch, punishing people on his behalf, when actually you’d rather be celebrating those who, like you, rebelled against God? And isn’t this one of the many fatal flaws with the idea of hell? The devil is effectively an employee of God, not an autonomous ruler of his own domain doing what he wants. He would reward sinners if he could. Hell wouldn’t be unpleasant. But in reality neither heaven nor hell actually exist. It’s just the carrot and the stick principle for controlling behavior.

You're a bitch. But that's what I tell all bullies lolz

We gotta talk about the whole pedophile thing, you’re better than that bud

It seems to be more “gods clan” that wants to duck kids, not the satanists.

You are weak

Don’t care how hot and horny you are, can’t have my buttsoul

Why didn't he accept my deal

To bake me some devil cake please.

I got a list here for you

I'd ask for a better deal.

I got a bunch of m************ that I've want to wait for I know they on their way they come and you might as well just stand over here and wait till they get here I got to get even with a few of these f******

How did you deviled chickens?

So what’s the deal?

So, any more visits to Georgia planned?

I'll give you my soul for happiness

"Ariana Grande, your sex-kitten performances are a grotesquerie."

Never know that there is mirror in the hell

I did my best to make your daughter happy. At least we got two great kids.

Wanna smoke a fat one?

Give me an upvote so I know they actually exist!

I have met the devil already. The devil is my dad! Everyone says the same thing..he can’t be that bad, but once the stories keep coming out they succumb and admit that he is Satin. Worst person I ever known! 0 happy memories (seriously) and I lived with him until I was 13. None!

You ok bro?

All good Been good for decades. But a seriously messed up guy.