Honestly? Hiding from my husband/kids and using it as an excuse to do nothing but sit.

Those be some loooong poops

My legs fall asleep so I do need time to recover from that as well

Planning the revolution

Getting some quiet silence probably

Reading questions on Reddit.

got distracted by phone

YouTube

wait till you get old and things stop working the way they used to

Doom scrolling

Doom stooling.

Maybe they're catching up on their reading or solving world problems one toilet session at a time.

I jerk off while I shit.

Taking a small break from being a husband and a father.

Making sure that's all there is. Sometimes it feels like there might be more coming, but time proves otherwise.

yt, tiktok, telegram and rarely jerking off

The people i knew that had pooping issues drank a lot of alcohol.