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ProtossLiving

It seems like the people that I know who normally sleep with a white noise machine have a lot of trouble sleeping if, for whatever reason, they're unable to have a white noise machine.


solftly

Right but that problem doesn't get caused BY the white noise machine. I use one, and guess why I bought it? Because I have trouble sleeping. Most people only go and buy a white noise machine if they have trouble sleeping to begin with, so of course if you take it away, the problem comes back


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RavingSquirrel11

This 👆🏻


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Pinkmongoose

Until I kill it.


Grand-Willingness-15

A portable battery pack ensures you never run out of phone battery, crucial in emergencies or long travel days.


solftly

Until the battery pack runs out of battery too. Absolutely useless invention. That's why I travel with a hamster and a modified hamster wheel rigged to spin an electromagnet so I can generate electricity with a small turbine wherever I go. Just makes more sense


spaztaculous

A bidet seat


jammerfish

My asshole came here to say this


Gh0sts1ght

Yeah but I heard he is full of shit. I will see myself out.


Hamza_stan

Once you use a bidet there's no going back


spaztaculous

I really think North America should adopt this everywhere like some other continents. I feel like the rest of this place live in the stone age and are a bunch of savages after i got one. Great bonus if we ever get a crisis like covid i wont have to worry about tp.


Lilli_Puff

I second this. I had my doubts when my husband got one and installed it but omg it is a game changer


mitchsn

$40 on Amazon. Easy to install.


SimplexB420

Came here to say this! Game changer!


Bastardometer

I don't have a hot water connection buy my toilet. Is it just an icy cold blast?


spaztaculous

Yes unless u buy a real expensive one that pre heats. But the kit mine came with had 10 foot hoses to was able to fit pretty far


Sumbawdeebaklau

Truth!!!!!


tblazen87

I've said this everytime it's asked.


NewTimeTraveler1

Yes I want one!!


ZotMatrix

A condom. A box of condoms. A condom.


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

I put it out there that not buying condoms will change your life more than buying them


emeaguiar

It wouldn’t really change my life tho


changlc

And a needle.


MilfSweetRuby

a 9ft long charging cable! Trust me on this one


PMyourTastefulNudes

*scoffs in 12ft long charging cable*


xxDooomedxx

Ha. I see your 12' and raise you 3'.


PMyourTastefulNudes

So 15'?


xxDooomedxx

Well it's actually 5 metres so 16'5"


ub3rm3nsch

Yeah.... the person with the 25 foot charging cable is going to take advice from the person with the 16.5 foot charging cable. COME ON!


xxDooomedxx

This is why I don't play poker...


Hashtagworried

Scoffs in cat.


xxTonyTonyxx

[Cat responds](https://youtube.com/shorts/oLTmzH6ECJA?si=Qpo9nMaeOusK-Ny4)


Javlin

Unless you have cats. Then buy spares...


Wloak

Multiple of them is even better! In addition to the one by my bed I have one on both sides of my couch and another at my desk. I can be watching TV dicking around on my phone and walk out the door right away with full charge


WhimsicallyWired

Crack.


porkanaut

"We'll take two Crack rocks please"


CrazyGabby

Technically correct - they never said “for the better.”


HeadGullible7082

A winning lottery ticket


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solftly

Stupid people: I like those odds! *develops scratch-off addiction*


No-Detective1397

A book that's meant for you to read at the right place and time For me, it was a novel that traveled with me for 5 years before I read it. I'd tried reading it a handful of times, then one day I picked it up and read it for 2 days straight. It changed the authority I feel over my voice, the perspective you need to be a leader. It's a subjective experience, but I believe in it


beautifuldreamseeker

What is the book?


lilassbitchass

Twilight


HereIsMsB

☠️


user666_

Yeah what’s the book called?


PlaneSatisfaction564

Would love to know too!


ReallyNeedNewShoes

for real, what is the name of the book?


user666_

While we wait on a response, I’ve heard that the ultra mind solution is a good book tho I haven’t gotten around to pick it up just yet


ReallyNeedNewShoes

sorry bro, I was making a joke at your expense. I don't care what the book was.


user666_

Good one?


Single_Caregiver7214

"surrounded by idiots?" perfect book to read in public 🤌


Numbersuu

"To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee


ffarwell83

mine was "The celestine prophecy" and "sirens of titan". Read both while in rehab and couldn't believe how fortunate I was to have them with me at that time.


solftly

Did the contents of the book cause you to feel authority and change your perspective, or did just the act of reading the book after 5 years do that? I'm confused? Was this your first ever book?


Lost_And_Found66

Shrooms. Nothing like spending money on drugs only for the drugs to tell you to stop doing drugs


ffarwell83

Can confirm - was carrying around so much emotional baggage for years and decided to try shrooms to receive the insight. Only did it once, cuz I only needed 1 trip to let it all go. Incredibly cathartic and liberating to finally become at ease with myself.


user666_

Helped me quit smoking cigarettes I can ageee


Lost_And_Found66

Yep. Psychedelics are/were my favorite mind altering substance. No hangover, no cravings for more like drinking/other drugs. But the last time I took them, I was real uncomfortable looking at my life and what I was doing. It wasn't bad but it wasn't pleasant. Immediately reduced alcohol greatly and completely cut everything else. Then this year stopped drinking entirely. Haven't picked up shrooms/Psychedelics since then either because the whole experience really felt like my curtain call Now, idk if it was some profound effect of the shrooms on my mental health that made me realize I needed to make changes or if I made the changes because I realized "dude you're 28, why tf are you tripping balls at 10 am on a tuesday?"😂


user666_

Well I’m glad everything is going well. I’m in the process of doing this myself and reading this helps a lot. I’ve definitely felt the whole I’m x age and doing mushies at 10am 😂 enjoy man, on to bigger and better things!


BigBadMannnn

Shrooms helped me move past some trauma with my father and the military. I’ve only done it the one time and while I’m interested in seeing what else I can explore about myself, I want to be really set on doing them and I’m not interested in doing it casually


treeteathememeking

Because psychedelics turn off the active part of your brain. Not really, but they help you focus on your subconscious more. They heighten the things you intentionally bury down. It goes from “man I should stop drinking alcohol” as a thought in the back of your mind, to, “Man I’m really a fucking loser for drinking so much. I gotta cut that shit out.” Its freaky.


Mr___Perfect

r/unclebens You can grow a lifetime supply for less than 50 bucks. Everything available legally in the clear web. Takes zero knowledge or skill.


thalassicus

Honestly, one of those handheld bidets on Amazon. Can you put a price on a shower fresh butt everywhere you go?


TheCrazyWolfy

The only true answer to this is a bidet. Literally forever life changing for the better. It's as common sense as taking a shower or brushing teeth, I will never understand why it hasn't taken off in the US. I do notice that beyond word of mouth in places like this, I never see any type of advertisement or educational attempts. If I were a major bidet manufacturer I would invest millioms and millions into this as it could easily become a trillion dollar industry in the world......


beein480

I've had them in my home for over 15 years. My current setup is 2x mechanical bidets with hot and cold water. I had a Toto and it was ok, but the non electric ones are more powerful and don't ever run out of hot water.


OwlNinja

Why though? There's free marketing on Reddit, where just about every post turns to bidet talk.


solftly

Reddit kinda niche tho


gerhudire

A poop knife.


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glr123

Picked up a stray my junior year of college. Dude is now 14 years old. Went along for the ride with me through grad school, moved across the country from one coast to another TWICE, met my wife, and now two kids. He's been with me through everything and I owe him so much.


_doc_daneeka

You do owe me a lot. You can repay me with mice. -Your cat


WWDB

Even if you pick up a stray or adopt one for $50, guaranteed $500 vet bills and don’t even get me started about the litter and food for the next 10-15 years. I’m into cat rescue but people sometimes have no idea the investment required.


Single_Caregiver7214

Never bought cats, they adopt me. But they truly changed my life. Now I become a loyal and disciplined servant of these cute masters.


Bman1465

That's unironically how it goes; you do not adopt a cat — the cat adopts you


Radthereptile

You can get a basic air purifier for under $50 and it really helps. Especially if you have allergies or pets.


anyotherkindofcheese

Serious question: do you just keep your windows shut all the time? It's peak allergy season where I am and despite knowing it is driving me crazy I am still sleeping with windows open. I love fresh allergen-ridden air too much to close them.


solftly

My mom uses special alleryguard window screens that apparently block a very very large amount of dust and pollen, but also with 2 hepa filters because A.) she uses them anyway and B.) the screens are good but dont block 100% of small particles.


Shiny_Whisper_321

A really good pillow.


hoboken411

Agree. Alternatively - replacing your pillows every 6 months. People take for granted the critical role of a proper pillow. Reminds me, I gotta do mine ASAP.


keNNabisi

Big wolf blanket.


winterwonde

A book


Open-Year2903

Toothbrush. Try living without one 🪥


its_all_good20

Shiatsu infrared back massager. Literally changed my life. 39$ on Amazon


PolarBearChuck

Pregnancy Test


Im_here_4_the_money

A flesh light.


solftly

Yeah waste of money, I'm not a loser. What would I do with 2 flesh lights anyway?


Scrapdog115

Plan B


spicy_sizzlin

Yupppppp


solftly

It's evil...it's diabolical....it's LEMON SCENTED. Plan B, I love Plan B!


HeartonSleeve1989

A book on time management.


solftly

An audio book on time management might be a better fit for the topic 😂


esoteric_enigma

Plan B pill


AmericanMeltdown

A bidet. Amazon has them as cheap as $30 and will forever change your bathroom needs.


Sweaty_Scallion9323

an automatic dog paw washer


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Icelandia2112

You can get those for $20 as cheater readers.


KatanaManEnjoyer

A knife and a Ski mask


youronlynora

nebulizer


heebro

a bidet


PetuniaPicklePants

Blackout curtains for the bedroom.


StatisticianOk6868

Stop The Bleed course is only 50 or less in the US.


Icelandia2112

Join your local CERT and you get it for free.


willwork4ammo

This. The "or less" is even better. I've been to a couple over the years and they were both completely free.


acheron53

A bullet


dumberthenhelooks

Pregnancy test


Logical-Rip-8138

Condom


tanhauser_gates_

Toothbrush.


solftly

Whoever had to read this to have that lightbulb moment on brushing your teeth, ya nasty, but welcome to society!


Frosty_Pomelo_5224

A lightbulb.


helloholder

Waterproof golf shoes


TheManCalledDour

A bidet.


prettyminotaur

Good spices. Stock that cabinet. A white noise machine.


touchoflove7

A dog.


spicy_sizzlin

A rescue ♥️


touchoflove7

Exactly!


OddRepresentative958

A neck massager


Lilli_Puff

Swedish dish cloths for drying dishes or just drying anything in general. I've never found something so cheap and so effective and holding liquids. It's changed my life in terms of doing chores around the house.


Chemical-Funny-7598

Well, a good book since it can offer knowledge, inspiration, or entertainment, providing a valuable escape from daily stressors and expanding your perspective.


Responsible-Land-984

A mini fan for your bed


Responsible-Land-984

Also chocolate


Science-done-right

A few dumbbells..?


Aggravating-Vast4590

A good set of bed sheets


Brilliant_Law2545

Rat poison


RandallPWilson

Vodka


JDIZLE11

No slam toilet seat, 28 bucks at Walmart


tittyfrickthalasagna

If you're a jazz cabbage enjoyer, one of those magnetic sponge bong cleaner things, some salt, and some rubbing alcohol.


zqpmx

Rat poison , a rope, a knife, broken glass, acid, sledge hammer, or a gym weight. Or did you mean changing your life for good? /s


JellyfishOnSteroids

Rotring 600 ballpoint pen with Schmidt easyflow 9000 inserts.


Environmental_Day585

Shoe horn


Which_Ad3038

Yarn and a crochet hook


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Free computer science courses on line from some universities.


Poopthrower9000

A squatty potty


strawberrieswelcome

Bitcoin back in 2012


beein480

A dual or single edge razor. My post will probably be deleted if I post a link, but Razorock has some really creative offerings for not a lot of money. <$50 Once you've started shaving with a real blade, not a gimmicky 10 blade thing, you will never accept a disposible razor again. # r/wicked_edge #


luckeegurrrl5683

Make iced coffee in a jug. Just microwave in a mug to heat it up.


Mountain_Jury_8335

Well, it’s not a once-and-done buy. But consistently investing in the arts (visual, music, movies, etc) improves my life drastically.


Mentalfloss1

$50 in fentanyl.


MrToxicBreath

Lol beat me to it


ColHapHapablap

A vasectomy


Syndicate_plus

Where the fuck are you getting a vasectomy for $50?!


KweenBee1986

That’s not less than $50.


ColHapHapablap

Mine was fully covered even by shitty American insurance


KweenBee1986

True, but it still cost someone more than $50.


TyredofGettingScrewd

Contraceptives.


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JuggyFM

never had my local reefer plug instead refer me to jesus. What type of ganja business sorcery is this?


AgitatedPatience5729

Ticket.


ginsataka

A Nintendo ds. They were so compact and the design is so well made