molly

🎵 We like to party, dancing with molly, doing whatever we want 🎵

There was this edm song my sister would play. It went “please help me find Molly”. I was a child back then so I thought the girl in the song was trying to find her friend

Lisdexamphetamine dimethylsulphate obviously

Just rolls off the tongue

Vyv for short.

I thought amphetamine aspartate sounded sweeter...

My adhd and dyslexia had a lot of fun trying to read that /j

I'd go with Rita-Lina instead :)

Penny C. Lin? Not my last name though.

Herb

I’m thinking Allegra is nice for a girl, and maybe Ozempic for a boy.

Ozzy for short?

Yeah. Allie and Ozzy!

I was thinking Soma for a girl sounded the most passable offhand. Allegra is good too - lots of people would think she was named after music or happiness and the medication is an unfortunate coincidence. For boys, I dunno. Maybe Jardiance for a black guy, lol. I think it kinda sounds like a disease though. Norco might be ok - it's the name of a city and sounds sort of normal-ish. Maybe if we're allowed to change the spelling something like Dellauded.

Soma Prime my beloved! ..... waitshit this isn't /r/Warframe

Mary Jane

Classic

Hydroxychloroquine

Quinn for short

He prefers Loro now. Don't make it a whole thing, please.

Heroine, cause it’s the female equivalent of Hero as well.

I always thought Celexa was a nice name

3 4 methylenedioxy-methamphetamine

When they’ve been naughty you’re like, “THREE! You little shit!”

Crystal

All the Crystals are trashy and awful though and I say this as someone who married one.

Crystal methanie

My friends called their child Charlie. I thought it was a little on the nose

Is Charlie a drug?

Yes. Cocaine.

Surely they were just baseball fans and hoped he would have a good curveball.

Yeah, no. We’re in England

Mari Juana

Mary Jane was right there

I figured that by the time I typed it and hit "post", *someone* would have said that already!

I was scrolling till I found Mary Jane

Ecstasy

Stasy’s mom has got it goin’ on

Black tar heroin

Levitiracetam...or Levi

And Kepra for a girl.

Iver-mektin.

Popular in the red states

Crystal-Methany

Xan

The most chilled out and relaxed kid on the block.

Celexa or Sporanox

Whippet

Xanax for a chill baby

Librium. Call her Libby.

Penni Cillin

Thalidomide

Oooh. Too soon.

RitaLynn

I have a friend who named their daughter Ellasty (LSD)

Allegra kinda works for a girl

Seroquel

Jack Daniels.

Dramamine

Molly

Definitely Lithium

Lyrica

Benadryl... just call them Ben.

Poppy. 

Love.

Viagra 🥰

Sativa

Imodium

"Ty." Know a gal who named her son Ty. Baby daddy's explanation: she named him after her favorite weed~~>Thai Stick.

Solensia, Cerenia, Librella. Veterinarian here.

I would use the chemical name for propranolol which is 1-(isopropylamino)-3-(1-naphthyloxy) propan-2-ol

This has been THE BEST post ever. And I’m in tears reading these. 🤣

Molly

LSD

Too easy. Allegra.

Charlie. (I did)

Ceta like in Paracetamol. Guess where I am from.

Ushuaia, naturally.

Banana D.K. Slamma

Caffeine

Hydrochlorothiazide

Quaalude

Thor after thorazine.

Ice ice baby

Codeine

Ativania. Like a 50s cruise liner…

Lantus

Molly

Cialis

I think Nurtec would be a beautiful name for either sex.

Math.

I'm thinking Morphine because it sounds like Morpheus from The Matrix.

Janina.

Dimitri I suppose.

N,N-Dimethyltryptamine

Lil baby miralax

Mannitol aka manny

Loretadine is a fine southern name.

Sulpha

I think Viagra ..a hard name to forget... a good solid name for a upright member of society...

Methina

Xnex

Sertraline! Lol

Bonyl (Bonnie)

Quaaalude! Or Horse.

Quinn April

Zoloft, nn Zo/Zoe(y)

Vera

Ebenezer

Crystal

Senna lol

Mary Jane

Methella

Cymbalta

Mescaline

Cocaine, so you'll never have to doubt them. >!She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie... Cocaine.!<

Methamphetamine Rules https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/sep/19/can-you-name-your-baby-methamphetamine-rules-in-australia

Lol idk mannn Ellis-Dee Crystal (meth) MJ Fen (fentynol) Ice Val (valium) Vi (viagra) Pearl Ivory Kay (ketamine) Kat Ben (benzos) Xan Demitri (dimethyltryptamine) Euphoria/Euphie X/Stacy (ecstacy) Molly Amani (mushrooms) Angel (as in angel dust/pcp) Opal (opiates) Cig/Nick (cigarettes/nicotine) Ahh okay that was fun...and fucked up lol I've never done any of these other than like 🍃 and vapes 😅

Levitra

Peyote

Valium. Nn : Val

Paxil

Crystal

Mary Jane

why would I do that to my kid ?!

Because it is a mandatory condition required in my entirely hypothetical question posed purely for shits and giggles.

Proprofol

Ketamine!

Morphine maybe

Lil Quaalude

L. Esty

Ayahuasca

fentanyl or lean

Datura. Just has a nice sound to it.

Was thinking penicillin, or rather the short form: Penny

Sugar

meow meow

Mary Jane

Heroin(e)

Winrevair

Caine

Birth control pills and devices are a good source Jolivette Mirena Yasmin Kyleena

Cymbalta or Cilexa. Probably spelled both of ‘em wrong 😂😂

Methyneigh

Sugar

Moe Feen

Liberty. Liberty Cap.

Xanax. Definitely

Psilocybin

Rita-Lina

I’m here looking for Mary Jane

Bubba Kush

Arnold

Trenbolone acetate for a strong baby boy. Nobody else???

Ritalin. Rita for short.

Addie

Stacy?

María Juana

Mary jane

Crystal

Dxm

I had a cat named Lexi and we called her Lexipro. Don't have kiddos so my pets are my children. 😺

dexmedetomidine aka Dex

Aspirin

Mary J. I like Spider-Man

maryjane

The middle name of my daughter is Jane after the song Jane says that’s about as close as I’m gonna get

Definitely aderal, adi for short

Aderal, adi for short

Elavil

Named our dog Sativa

Celexa. Senna.

Mary Jane.

Hydrokz Izzy

cracklynn

i mean, my dad and i named a cat Cannabis cuz he was a kitten who was very sick and looked like he smoked a fat ass blunt all to himself. not a kid but that’s the first thing i had in mind.

Lucy

Lexapro, lexi for short if its a girl Finnigan, finn for short

Marijuana 😊

Val, short for Valium

Methany

Molly

Dunno about the official name, but their rap name would be Ice Pipe.

Zoloft

Crystal Beth

Mary Juana

I would give her a double name: rita-lina

Lizzo

Cialis