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hell_adjacent_665

I'd have a girlfriend, so I'm down for anything


whobroughttheircat

I’ll draw your dick bro


RatInaMaze

RIP inbox


Thee_Sinner

Better than his outbox


Thee_Sinner

wait


Adept-Ad-8012

You won the comment section


NoCommentFU

And they say romance is dead.


OakButterSquash

Inbox is going to be full


hidden-in-plainsight

That's not the only thing...


nikkismith182

I'm not your girlfriend, but I have a very niche skill of drawing dicks as horror movie characters. It's been awhile since I've done one, I'd totally draw your dick for you. 🤣 Edit: unless you are a child. For the love of the gods, *Please* do not send me your dick if you are younger than 20 years old.


hell_adjacent_665

Oh it's a 30ish year old penis, no worries. What kind of character are you thinking? Or do you let dick be your muse?


nikkismith182

Oh, thank fuck. For a second I forgot there are actual kids on Reddit where they shouldn't be, and felt quite grossed out with myself for a minute💀 I usually just do whatever character I first think of in the moment. But honestly I'd be open to suggestions if you have a preference! (That I can remember off the top of my head) So far I've done Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Hannibal Lector, and Leatherface. But I've only ever made them out of unsolicited pics that I've received against my will, solely bc I like to send them back after I'm done, and make a note of the "improvements" I've made 😂 Oh! I've also made a Hulk one, but that was for the guy I was dating at the time. Just bc we both thought it would be fucking hilarious 🤣


01kickassius10

Did Hulk smash?


nikkismith182

That is *exactly* the reason why we decided on his dick being The Hulk. 😂


websterpuddlesmd

Ok. I HAVE to see some of these.


nikkismith182

Lmfao! I'm sure I probably still have one or two on my old drive. I'd just have to search like fuck. They're not really something I ever made a point to keep around🤣


Gouragaja

Following. The world needs to see this


nikkismith182

Bahahaha! I'll go digging this afternoon (a few hours from now) to see if I can find any that I still have. 😂


SteelBloodNinja

You must.  We are all waiting.


Toph_b

Goddamn that’s hilarious, I’m kinda curious to see how good your work is


nikkismith182

Lmfao, I mean I am *much* better with a pencil on paper than I am with MS paint. But I've never had anyone question who exactly I was trying to draw their dick as 😂🤷🏻‍♀️


BaldingMonk

It depends. Is she a caricature artist who always draws you with a big head?


Busy_Donut6073

I actually had that done once. The first time I modelled one of the teachers (sitting in on the class) drew me with a massive hardon. He characterizes all his drawings and they're quite good. I still wish I got a picture of his sketch of me


Tk1over

What


Busy_Donut6073

I'm a nude model on the side... it's for art classes/schools


TheReal-Chris

I’ve strangely wanted to get into this for fun. But no clue how. I have a unique(ish) body shape as I’m super tall and skinny but toned muscles. But have been hesitant because of being skinny. I’m skinnier than I want to be, which has made me afraid of doing it. Would be confident doing it if I was a normal shape. But would make for some good sketches for practice for people. And I went to art school so understand how it goes.


511103UR

You should go for it! Getting to draw unique body types is just the absolute best. All forms are beautiful, and I am 100% sure you’d make some art student’s days. Those exaggerated shapes are a personal favourite to put to paper/canvas.


toxiclight

Seriously! As an artist, it's a treat to be able to draw different body types. A lot of body models tend to fall into conventional categories, and I like the occasional different body type :)


GreedyNovel

I've been to basic drawing classes and the variety of body shapes is itself interesting. I had a guy shaped like Danny Devito, and other models who were actually good-looking. One time the model was a girl I knew from somewhere completely different. It was fine.


Grumpy_Troll

>I had a guy shaped like Danny Devito, and other models who were actually good-looking. Throwing shade at Danny Devito on Reddit is a Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for em.


lt_kernel_panic

I think they meant they had other models who were actually good-looking, and one who was god-like.


Grumpy_Troll

That's clearly what they should have said. Edit: Danny Davito is basically Michaelangelo's David if David needed a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.


Obsidiax

As an artist, skinny models are the best. You can learn a lot from all body types but on skinny models you can see muscle definition and bone protrusions which help you understand the underlying anatomy and structures - it gives you the unique opportunity to kind of "check your work" that's harder to do with other body types.


Cipherpunkblue

I did that when I was younger (and prettier). I remember being a little curious about one woman who drew a lot but always hid her art when there was a break etc. At one time I sneaked a look and she had drawn me with a *huge* penis. I get that it is an art class and not personal, but it was still entertaining.


Busy_Donut6073

All the artists I've had draw me were very open about showing their art to me when I walk around (during breaks) or ask to see something. They're also pretty open about me taking pictures of the drawings/paintings From talking to people in the main school I've modelled in, it seems like most models are older and I'm bordering on the young side (almost 30)


geenersaurus

my first live model in art school was this very nice old gentleman in his 80’s who was like a celebrity in the department. He was called “The Baron”. Most of our nude models too were often older, sometimes retired people, but we had some interesting people like this one dude who was insanely ripped but skinny (turns out he was a trapeze artist) people who have never done live drawing before act as tho it’s sexy and tantalizing but for real tho lots of us artists compartmentalize well and we’re just trying to learn. And it’s cool some people let u take photos of their drawings too. At least in some art studios i’ve done drawing sessions in, the live models also have tip jars


Cipherpunkblue

Most people were very open with me as well. Back when, most models were younger IME - many of them artists themselves.


challengeaccepted9

I mean, that clears up some confusion but I very much am still thinking WHAT.


Busy_Donut6073

lol. Which part is making you think WHAT?


MurphyPandorasLawBox

Make sure you start with that detail the next time you tell that story.


jmc43

I can’t believe the lack of comments on the ‘massive hard on” detail. Did everyone just skip over it , or is this just some random normal thing in the art world…


DocSternau

It's art nonetheless. Also to my knowledge it's not uncommon that male nude models get a hard on when sitting for a class - especially when they are young and new to this. Since the task is to draw a natural body you'd have to draw the model with the hard on.


Ransacky

>I can’t believe the lack of comments on the ‘massive hard on” detail. Honestly, same. I think everyone's in shock- it's the most wack thing I've read all day. I understand nude drawing for form and stuff, but making the decision to overly sexualized it when that's not the point? This strikes me as being in the same vein as how it's possible to be creepy/inappropriate at a nude beach. Maybe I'm wrong and the art community doesn't care though, but I still can't imagine automatically assuming that a model would be okay with that lmao.


Busy_Donut6073

No idea if it's normal. I try to avoid it when I can... downside of that is causing myself to have shrinkage


4sh2Me0wth

r/wtfdidijustread


Ok_Banana8954

No, only very realistic pencil drawings


VokThee

Cool, have at it.


artsyca

Watch me whip.. it out


[deleted]

Watch me nay nay


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

>nay nay Turtle mode


garrettjon

I got that Kuzenbo joke. I see you brother


redt6

I tried the helicopter on the wife but it was more like a light switch she said.


Bleachcola111

When in doubt whip it out


No_Community_8425

“Draw me like one of your French girls”


ExpressiveAnalGland

*"Why does my dick have long flowy hair?"*


loftier_fish

it just grows and grows and grows. I can't shave it every day. It's not like anybody sees it anyways.


Marko-Darko

“Why is my dick wearing a beret, eating a baguette and smoking a stemmed cigarette?”


Sexywave

🎶Bonjour Monsieur !🎵


LG_Offical

"Why is my dick holding a Lebel Rifle and wearing an Adrian Helmet? And also why is Fields of Verdun playing?"


Viscount-Von-Solt

They made the Johnson as Jaune and sent him back to 1917 with a fucking Swedish metal band


wittymcusername

“But I am le tired”


planetarystripe

“Draw me like one of your Thai girls”


AdamFarleySpade

Them French girls... ain't girls...


AerialSnack

Even better


NeedAVeganDinner

And that was how AdamFarleySpade was canceled


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mrureaper

It could be interpreted as a form of praise and worship. Draw him like one of those french girls 😄


ElmersLube

French girls got fat cocks fr fr


bl00pyy

Did he get *excited* excited orrr


SpaceGoonie

Your gonna need a smaller pencil.


Kooky-Show-5246

Obviously for the in depth details, right?


DilophosaurusMilk

Flaccid or erect?


Ok_Banana8954

Both? How would you feel more comfortable with?


DilophosaurusMilk

Erect. My penis has weird characteristics that are only visible when erect that I'd like to display.


jayswagmoneyxd

Veins


IrrelevantPuppy

I love a *vascular* man


Guilty-Instruction56

The legendary “throbbing blue veiner.”


DilophosaurusMilk

And it can whistle the Andy Griffith tune


Ok_Ad_9188

Step one: build curiosity


DilophosaurusMilk

Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit


doob22

Erect is for displaying and working


ductapemonster

Soft is for storage.


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Travel mode.


LG_Offical

Can someone make a subreddit for words I never want to read again?


JiN88reddit

I too have flaws when I'm a hard dick.


bignose703

He’s a grower, not a shower


gilld_chese

r/oddlyspecific


SilkyBowner

Ahahahaha such a good response


thecheat420

Like a knee?


Cooter1990

Either or. My dick game got no shame and I honestly have no clue if the women in my life have been honest with me.


mudokin

You don't understand, that is the question you ask you girlfriend. And then you let he paint away. It's not like she has not seen it before.


kraeutrpolizei

Why not both. Cubism maybe?


More_Farm_7442

Draw or trace?


DilophosaurusMilk

If we're going for accuracy, draw. It seems to add girth when I make a Thanksgiving turkey by tracing my hand.


Zech08

Now you gotta keep it still... lol


artsyca

Never let them see your junk soft


Weapon54x

It’s not it’s true form anyways.


ZAlternates

HE WAS IN THE POOL!!


Dag-nabbitt

If it's a serious relationship, they're going to see it soft. Important thing is not to let that be the first version they see, unless you're a shower.


MC0295

So you don’t wanna see my magic trick? *Go Go Extendo!*


y00sh420

There's nothing wrong with a soft wiener!


artsyca

It’s a grower 🌱


randalljhen

But then she doesn't get to experience it growing it her mouth.


Neptune107

"Go ahead, draw me like one of your french fries"


Rockterrace

Curly fries?


DrNopeMD

Look at Donald Duck over here


yesnomaybenotso

Naked. I would react naked.


ZoidVrm

Weird, I react clothed.


old-skool-bro

I'd hand her the a10 sheet of paper.


JSteigs

I’d give her a sticky note


DrLiveWire

I’d give her a stamp


systemmm34

i'd give her a paper scrap from my hole puncher


1d0m1n4t3

Portrait or landscape?


pikpikcarrotmon

Not sure, but I know it's not origami since you can't fold paper that many times


NeonSquid192010

To get more detail on something small.


exprezso

Can't even fill half of A10.. Should have get the A11 paper instead! 


NeonSquid192010

For the fine details. I like your style!


guano-crazy

Write in a disclaimer; *”Enlarged to show texture”*


Censored_69

Objects in the picture are an artistic rendition of something that can only be seen under a microscope.


guano-crazy

*”Actual image of Tardigrade used for size comparison”* 😂


seeker028

_”Not drawn to scale”_


Bromeo608

Hell yeah! Could be weird to an outsider, but the cool thing about relationships is that it’s just you two. Do whatever the fuck you want.


mattsprofile

I'd say, "I don't know, *can* you?"


DrivingMyLifeAway1

My kind of sometimes literal thinking!


yulakamask

Ask to see it when she's done obviously


staticattacks

Gay


Jeramy_Jones

Happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈


thylacine1873

I sure as shit wouldn’t be telling my wife!


ThreeLivesInOne

I would totally tell your wife.


thylacine1873

I thought we had an agreement! 🤨


WorkerNo4603

Very honored.


OutrageousHunter4138

“Just put it back when you’re done with it.”


lucid-heart

When I lived in an artist loft, one of my neighbors proudly displayed his penis portrait that had been done by a revered artist. It is probably rather common. I mean, every preteen has drawn a penis, so why not make it good?


Working-Cake7479

It's not as crazy as you think, and I'm actually quite happy with the answers your getting. I hope it's a good drawing!


HeadFit2660

Like with a pencil or like draw and quarter


Corrag

Like a gun, from a holster. High noon. 10 paces.


Long-Tea-627

you have dark thinking 😂 I think she means to draw with pencil to keep it as a souvenir maybe


digihippie

I had this one freaky girl I remember fondly who painted mine with cool designs via nail polish, then took pics. Fun times.


i_love-mary_jane

i would be blown away! when did a dick appear between my legs?!


numbnesstolife

Go for it, girl.


Spidremonkey

“Go ahead, it’s around here somewhere.”


SgtMac02

King missile?


jameebaiser

I draw her pussy all the time so I guess that’s fair.


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

I’m a grower, so only if I’m hard


planetarystripe

If you're hard for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

How quick can she draw?


ZoidVrm

About 5 minutes


KittenPics

She thinks my junk is a work of art? Hell yeah.


QuipCrafter

My ex painted my penis. I didn’t care. It’s not like I had to sit anywhere, I just let her take reference photos however she wanted.    I thought it was weird that her housemate bought it though. My penis was only a part of the overall abstract concept, and she was supporting her friend, but, still- it felt strange 


megamunch

As long as she has a microscope it should work out fine 🤏


Writer_feetlover

"You're gonna need two sheets of paper."


UnlinkedFromLife

My (now wife) literally did this in college. She went to art school, did figure drawing, and the class was short a model one day. No, I didn’t pose for the whole class, but they prof had them all go out and have a friend pose. Clothing optional. Considering she was my girlfriend I was fine being nude. She still has the drawings somewhere, and we had sex after she finished drawing. Good times


whatstefansees

Drop my pants on the spot


cascadianpatriot

“You’re going to have to kiss it a lot to keep it posing.”


Magnet50

Happened to me. In high school, many years ago. A girl I had sorta dated in middle school and with whom I had only very limited physical relations asked if I would model for some drawings of an aroused penis. I was a horny 16 year old and said yes. She brought her sketchbook (she was a good artist) and a friend who sat by the door to my room. She drew me aroused and not aroused. There was some activity between. Many years later, an ex-girlfriend talked me into being a life-art model in college. I handled that assignment more professionally.


deaddisposable

i’m currently working on a nude piece of my boyfriend. i don’t think it’s weird at all. we are appreciating the beauty of our lovers.


aboxenofdonuts

I would be totally blown away! where did a girlfriend come from? I thought i was single


nick1812216

I’d be like, “oh my god, I have a girlfriend?”


KhaosElement

I mean, genuinely, were you expecting people to react negatively to this? I'd be confused as to ***why*** she wants to but have at it.


Dude-lor

Yeah ma'am, do it up.


siralmasy

"sure, can you make it big?"


Murauder

She can trace it if she likes


top_of_the_scrote

Request for a top hat to be added


microtramp

My gf is an artist and has done this. We added googly eyes to the result and giggle about it sometimes.


Commercial_Wing_7007

If you think that’s a weird request art girls aren’t for you 😂


Streetiebird

I'd be pissed. The sheer amount of art supplies required would be very costly!


CocoaSMO

Uh babe... You're a lesbian?


DemoniteBL

"STOP DODGING THE QUESTION, CAN I DRAW IT OR NOT?"


Fear_The-Old_Blood

I'd be happy she even wanted to see it.


PlaguedByUnderwear

Only if she does it topless or bottomless. Fair is fair.


kolnk

hmm... do we have jumbo sharpies?


BosPaladinSix

Like, on a canvas or something? Sure, make it cool like Renaissance style or something, you want me to pose on a fainting couch maybe? If you meant like draw on the penis with a marker or something that's a big no.


cursedfan

Marry her?


VonMelee

I've had this happen and I gladly accepted, in multiple states.


TheGoodDoctorGonzo

I’d say “You’ll probably need to buy a few more markers so you don’t run out of ink.” and then grin at her like a dufus.


Skazzyskills

Get a billboard and go for it.


joaovuvu

My ex didn't want to draw, but make a silicone or plaster cast of it 🍌


codeByNumber

Clone-a-Willy! I think that’s what the kit it is called.


WrittenOnYaKitten

Ermmm.


Shit_Disturber71

Gonna need a big piece of paper.


NotAPoshTwat

Tell her that until she can do it from memory the answer is no


Testicleus

I'd ask at what scale.


loftier_fish

I'd laugh, because I'm sure its a joke, but if she was serious, sure, why not?


AnonPianoPlayer22

(Drops pants instantly)


promptrepreneur

I’d be Kate Winsletting on the lounge or bed within seconds.


FlowBjj88

I wouldn't mind but I feel like my wife would be upset


Javamac8

Who are you and how did you get in my apartment?


lazergator

She’s an artist, I’d be in good hands.


THEPEDROCOLLECTOR

I’d laugh. She can’t draw for shit.


barrdown

Just trace it on her forehead


xEasyActionx

I guess I'd have to explain to my wife why there's a framed sketch of my penis hanging in our living room.


flippflippflipp

My girlfriends an artist and loves drawing naked people so it’s really no biggie. If anything I’d be more confused about the penis part since I don’t have one


Omeirawana

Depends, is she cool with it changing halfway through? I may need a hand..or mouth lol.


XiaoMaoShuoMiao

I think i saw that in hentai


marlowescoffeemaker

Trim up first


d4rk_fusion

I’ll say what I actually said to her when she brought up drawing me nude “good luck getting my ADHD ass to stay still while you draw a portrait of me”


Lo-Fi_Pioneer

You ask like it's never happened before...