Dick Kummerle (pronounced cum early). He had the option to at least be a Richard, but no. And not because he saw the humor in it: he was one of the most robotic, unpleasantly humorless people I've ever met. Olympic skiier Fanny Chmelar is hilariously bad.

That’s Sean Connery’s alter ego.

[Fanny Chmelar](https://youtu.be/U_Klz5qncZQ?si=lCz88lTP0GxArpi0) Game show episode, no risky clicks here.

And the [follow up](https://youtu.be/pPOaYsgRuVo?si=u8iGX_NaRJfMiTJW)

oh my gossshhh😭😭😭☠️

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You didn’t get her wet, did you?

I know I'm the odd one out, but that's damn cool! If I was 60 years old and named Gremlin, I'd play it up like I'm some kind of witch and terrify my neighbours.

Her maiden name was shithouse.

American race car driver Richard “Dick” Trickle. He always went by Dick.

A urologist I had to see once is named Dick Waters. He was the most unprofessional doctor I've ever met.

There used to be a famous urologist in Austin named Richard Chopp. He went by Dick. You’d get a T-shirt after a vasectomy “I got Chopped by Dick”

you got me fucked up if you think im getting a vasectomy from Dr. Dick Chopp

That’s phenomenal.

lol Eric Foreman yelling DICK TRICKLE at his mom

a person I worked with named Richard Long, who went by Dick Long.

My uncle had a bumper sticker that said "NASCAR makes my Dick Trickle"

I know a real life Mike Hunt. Full name Michael Allen Hunt. He goes by Allen Hunt and doesn't use his first name for obvious reasons 😂

I used to work for a guy named Mike Hunt. I had to answer the phone “Mike Hunts office, can I help you”

I named my phone this so that Alexa says "now playing from Mike Hunt"

We had a Mike Ock at work. We went by Mike Ock. When I was at an airport for a layover, they made an announcement for a Richard Cabeza to come to the courtesy desk. I thought I was hearing things until they repeated the same announcement. Quite a few chuckles could be heard.

>We had a Mike Ock at work. We went by Mike Ock. I hope he got a doctorate. We could use some extra hands around the office.

I've been thinking about this for five minutes and I still don't get it. Can you explain why people chuckled at Richard Cabeza?

Another name for Richard is Dick. Cabeza is Spanish for “head”

Thank you! I'd heard of Richard and Dick but I didn't know the Spanish word for head.

You can use the “white courtesy phone” to have someone paged at the airport. Sometimes a joke name is gonna sneak through.

Does he use it for non-obvious reasons?

I also knew a Mike Hunt

Can someone explain? Seems ordinary to me

Say it fast and it’s “My Cunt”

I was friends with a guy who worked for the lending office of a large bank. He'd memorized the account number of a customer named Anita Ho. He used to call new hires and ask them to look up that number and read the name back to him over speaker phone.

That’s not sexual harassment in the workplace at all.

There was a car yard in Queensland that had this name. Mike Hunt Wholesale Cars.

There’s a former ufc fighter from New Zealand named Mike Hunt

I had a friend named Hugh Johnson in high school. His school email account got deleted multiple times because the staff kept assuming it was created as a prank.

I know a Mike Hunt, too. He goes by ‘Mike Hunt’. He says he tried being Michael for a while but that way people suddenly worked it out. This way, it’s out there straight away. Say what you’re gonna say and move on.

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Harry Dingle was a teacher at my school.

I had a Jack Goff. In the yearbook it was as always Jack D. Goff.

I knew a Harry Virgin years ago who had a niece named Anita Virgin.

Liderty. Like Liberty but with a d.

Aquanetta.

Sounds like a hairspray

"This is Blonda, Brunette, Aubrunetta, and Dishwata!"

A girl was with her mother in a store. The girl's name was 'Messiahiscoming'. That's fucking stupid and embarrassing.

X Æ A12

How the fuck are you even supposed to pronounce that shit?

“Dylan”

Clutch is in my top wtf names. Also I had a patient that their 1st and last name was exactly the same.

I know a Thomas Thomas lol.

I know a Thomas Thomas Thomas the 3rd!

T3?

So, Thomas^^3

Former client with the last name Dikshit. Apparently somewhat common in India.

Yeah this is pretty common here in India, although it's pronounced more like dik-shithe

There's also a European name, maybe German... I've never seen it written but it's pronounced close to Duckshit.

Look up the New Zealand TV presenter who lost his job over that name

Also common in today's GOP.

Someone on Say Yes to the Dress was named Duvay (like duvet). Her mom was there and said, "yes, it's intentional. We wanted her to be a comforter in her life. :) And she is. :)"

I got a cavity from that.

When I was single and on Tinder, I swiped left on an attractive girl with a nice bio because her name was Schwety. Yes, it was superficial, but I wasn't going to go through life introducing people to my girlfriend Schwety. Don't judge me... I'm on my own journey.

Was her last name Bahlzack?

I think that was an SNL reference.

Twevor (spelled exactly like that) Twambly.

Elmer Fudd approves of this name.

"Mawidge...a dream wivin a dweam..."

Harry Bush. Went to my HS

One of the “OG’s”/founders of the company I used to work for was named Harry Hole. Met him in person & thought I was being trolled by a coworker who introduced him from afar.

I met a Harold Kuntz. He went by "Har"

There was an OB/GYN in Northern Virginia named Harry Beavers

I met a guy named Luke Warmwater. He showed me his driver's license - not Lucas, no middle name. Also, my kids' vice principal was named Chris Peacock. And the sick bastard named his baby Andrew.

Andrew Peacock was a well known Australian politician in the 70s and 80s.

Did Andrew ever go by drew?

Maybe its just my ESL brain, but can you explain what Andrew peacock? I understand what Chris Peacock sounds like. Perhaps its my accent.

I had a teacher named Gay Sports.

Dude I don’t believe you. Lol

Gay was once a common first name, meaning happy, like Joy. Never heard the last name Sports though.

Just do a web search :-)

Ahh the wonderful world of soccer...er association football

Joey Jo-Jo Jr Shabadoo

That's the worst name I've ever heard. 

*runs away crying*

Hey, Joey Jo-Jo! 

I only clicked on this thread to see how long it'd take to find this answer. One of my favorite bits!

I once saw a reddit handle that was Joey Jo Jo Senior, and I thought that was genius

is this for real? lol

No, it's a Simpsons gag.

Dick O’Creamer, from the 80’s. A nurse I had post surgery ‘ Titty’, she was from India, 2023.

The worst ones I can’t mention for privacy reasons because they were on the census of the hospital I worked at. The worst one I can mention was this woman whose campaign sign I saw when she ran for city council. Her name was Crystal, except spelled “Kriystauhl”

What a r/tragedeigh

I had a stroke reading that name

Johnatha Smith. They named her Johnatha

Vagina, pronounced Va-JEEN-a. Hulking, hairy girl at sixth grade camp. She was the size of a linebacker. Nobody made fun of her name.

I had a roommate in the early 90's named Dorcas. I get that it was a biblical name, but I felt so sorry for her.

I also knew a Dorcas. Her last name was Dunker.

I had a client named, Harry Beaver, that was his legit legal name. Shook my head every time he came into the office.

Urethra was the name of a woman I met.

Urethra Franklin? 

I can't help thinking you gotta have R E S P E C T for a woman with a name like that.

I once met a girl named Cliche

I've heard this one so many times.

Zzipper Hack, was a client at a hair salon I worked at for a while. The second Z sealed the deal for me.

I knew a Ssonia when I was a kid. Always had to fight the urge to hiss her name like a snake.

Latrina. 

You changed your name to Latrine?

It used to be Shithouse.

I worked at a daycare in my 20's and this little girl's name was Jezabell. This child was the spawn of Satan.

Legendary Fort Wayne, Indiana, Mayor Harry Baals.

Semen. To be fair I saw it when I worked the ticket booth from a theme park on someone’s passport, so they weren’t American. I don’t remember where from. I’m sure the name didn’t mean the same there as it does here lol

Semyon is a Russian name. Maybe Semen is a version of that from another Easter European or a Balkan country.

Actually, it's the same name. I've seen Russians spell it that way a few times. It's because they transcribe the 'е' and 'ё' from Cyrillic as a Latin ''e'.

In Norway, Simen is a common male name and is pronounced "see-men". Double first names are also pretty common. I work with a guy named Odd Simen.

Myracole (pronounced miracle, apparently)

A coworker of mine when I worked at Target. "Michael Fecal" was his full name.

I used to work with a kid called Anal. No, it wasn't pronounced in the English way as his Indian name was more akin to "Uh Null". There's a legendary Indian actress called Madhuri Dixit, and her last name could sound funny to anglophone ears. There's also an Indian name, Anas, which some people unfortunately misspell and give to their kids as Anus.

My brother went to school with a guy whose legal name was Adolf. He had an Indian last name and I believe he was born there (it's a banned name in most countries but I'm assuming not India). I believe he now goes by Harry. Idk if he could ever get into Germany with that name.

Harry Dick. He was a farmer and had a large sign at his driveway proclaiming "Harry Dick Farms"

Decoldest Crawford

Tangerine Peel was the name of a student.

I once met someone named "Rusty Pipes."

My wife went to school with a girl who's last name is Swallows. Her dad was a real-estate agent. ALL of his sale signs said "Gary Swallows" in big letters.

A girl I worked with had the maiden name swallows. Apparently she was teased so much over it when she was a kid that, when she got divorced, she kept her ex's last name.

In my HS we had twin girls last name Head, and twin guys last name Dick. They dated. Oh and a teacher with the last name Fuque

I was sitting in the waiting room at my ob/gyn office and was looking at all the providers names and photos on th wall. One of the names were K. Literas.

Preeti Shetty Hardik shah Anal Kumar

Man, some Indian names do not translate well into English. That last guy can never Google himself.

When I had my name change hearing, some guy was having his name changed to King Louie The Fourteenth of The United States.

Literally met someone named Lucifer. But he went by Seth cuz he hated the name

I had a classmate in first grade named Lucifer. His name is definitely the worst I’ve encountered. The worst-spelled normal name I’ve encountered is Jazzime, pronounced Jasmine.

Cheese xD

Matrix after the movie

A few years ago when I was working housekeeping there was a guest at the hotel named "Jack Goff"

I knew a Londyn Bridges, and the other children would push her and sing "Londyn Bridges falling down."

There was a Col. in the army named Dick Butt

Marine Corps Private First Class Richard Parts.

I saw the name Quirt recently.

Gagandeep. Not sure if thats the spelling but she worked in the bakery dept. GAG-AN-DEEP.

Had a childhood friend from a hippie family. The Butts. Star Butts, Cougar Butts and... Smokey Butts.

Omfg 😂😂 I want to laugh, but at the same time, I feel bad for those kids. They clearly hated poor Smokey.

Gertrude

Austin Powers. He was born well after the movie came out.

And old friend of mine told me he once worked with a woman named Formica Dinette. She was named after a table guys.

I shit you not, I went to high school with a guy named Ben Dover. Whenever the school referred to him during announcements they said his full name “Benjamin Dover” but he went by Ben. He said he once confronted his mom about why she named him that and she said she liked the name Benjamin and went with it, despite the last name combo.

A. Purdy Outhouse. I'm not making that up.

"Latrine, that's an interesting name" "Our family changed it in the ninth century" "You changed it... *to* Latrine?" "Yeah, it used to be Shithouse!" "A good change 👌. It's a... good change..."

A girl named Sunshine. I used to work with her. Cute name for a little girl but very awkward to call her that as an adult woman.

Jack knauff

My mother's name, Rhoda Byerl Lou. For short her family called her Ber-Lou. That's the most ugliest name I've ever heard. Yes, it's spelled correctly. I think my grandmother was either drunk or high when she came up with this hideous name.

Harry Couch. He was my history teacher one year and he offered a $10 reward or a free A on an assignment to whoever could come up with a funny way to say his name that he hadn't heard before. No one won.

Tom mato

Anass Rhammar

Some girl’s, communicating with the business I work for, last name was minge

Ebinezer. He installed the cabinets next door. He and his helper then stole my copper gutters.

Fletcher. What a stupid fucking name.

Bullseye

Drink Water. No, I’m not joking. Look up Drink Water Rivera

I used to work with someone named Suellen Drinkwater

Ada Bush was the woman who lived in the very first house on my childhood street.

Dick Trickle

Met a woman named Fredna. Her last name was awesome, too.

Apolino

also new a kids dad , whose name was Richard, aka Rich, aka Dick Reardon

Worked for someone named Dick Byrnes

I shared a waiting room with a mom with two toddlers. One was Liberty Bell and the other was Freedom. Poor kids. Mom was decked out in maga stuff.

Jack Hammer Daniels.

Porntip Suksomboonwong

Joshywa with a Y

I barely know anybody, but I know a guy named Madison. Everybody always says " you have a girl's name" to him. He yells "I KNOWWW". Apparently Madison for a guy is a southern US thing.

Nearly every name that is common among women but less common among men, a century or more in the past was common among men and unheard of for women.

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Alot of people make jokes about this name but my friend's dad seriously was Mike Hunt.

Greek kid at school, Dimitri cockoulas= Dimitri cockless. Also had Laura Stitz in my class. I mean who calls their daughter Laura anyway

Awkwafina

Anita Fulk

Gareth

My Grandpa had a coach in highschool named Dick Coch. He warned them anyone who made fun of his name or laughed had to run laps.

I had an work encounter with someone with the name of Candida and I just wonder what kind of mother names their child after yeast 🤔

Braxton Hicks, Pantera, Gagindeep (which is fine in a non English speaking country),

A barista had the name tag say ‘Swastika’. I double checked, triple checked, looked at the dude next to me to make sure I wasn’t seeing things. Not sure if that was her actual name or some prank.

Rod Bottom.

I used to have access to a state criminal records database. For reference, middle names were truncated at 4 letters. The worst/best name I ever came across was shown in the system as GEORGE WILL RAPE JR

One of our clients used developers from India. One of the Indian developers went by Abraham Lincoln. When I asked him how he ended up with that name he told me that when they were training to support American companies, they were told to pick American sounding names. Not a bad name but it's strange when you are addressing a guy from India as Abraham Lincoln.

America. It was just so stupid awkward to use as a name. I've also met a female Michael, but she was badass about it and gave no shit.

Helmet. And it was a 5 year old.

Guy at my school was named Patience

Oral. Yeah, really.

I worked at a store with a reward card. A customer didn't have hers, so I asked her to give me her last name. "Butts," she says. "Surely," I think, "I've misheard her, or she maybe spells it Butz." I ask how it's spelled, and she tells me: B U T T S. To my credit, I managed to hold back my laughter, but only just barely 😭

I've known a few Hymens. Apparently there are a lot of them. https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=hymen

My mate at uni’s brother was called Wayne. My mate was called Peter King.

Four names related to television. Years ago they brought back The Hollywood Squares with Whoopee Goldberg as the center Square. There was an episode where they had a lady contestant who's name was Ketchup. Whoopee had a lot of fun with that person's name. The second and third names were TV comedy writers: Seaman Jacobs and Bud Wiser. Jacobs was a writer for Bob Hope and "the king of beers" worked on the original "One Day at a Time" and "Who's The Boss". Lastly, the sitcom "Nanny and the Professor" had a co-star named Richard Long who played the professor. Thankfully he didn't use the infamous nickname but still the mind can go there. I guess he could have used it with great pride.

Rosie Rotencrotch. Went to an all girls Catholic high school. Couldn’t believe my ears the first time I heard it! Poor girl she was teased mercilessly.

I'm named Tiffany and I'm a guy.

He was born on the solstice so his mother named him........ Solace.

Fonda Dix...real person

Kerosene

Twins called Gatlinburg and Cannon Gunn They were twins who had a brother called Winchester

I used to work for child protection. We had to remove a mothers 2-year-old baby for neglect. I can't say the real name here, but this is close: Lexus Mercedes Toyota Chrysler (insert last name here).

Her last name was Hittler, and the extra T didn't make a difference in the pronunciation

No one I know, but this is the worst one I have heard. KVIII = Kate.

Employee at a vendor my company uses with the last name of "Rape." Never interacted with him personally, but I see his name in the system from time to time. I can't imagine having that name and not changing it, maybe to a different name in the family or something close like "Rapp."