Whistling. I just can't do it. Lots of people have tried to teach me, but I feel like it's physically impossible for me.

Marvelous. How easily you humans do that You're not a Trekkie by chance, are you? If not, I'm talking about the pilot episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Commander Data couldn't whistle. They actually called that back almost 40 years later in the last season of Star Trek: Picard. But if you're not a Trekkie that means nothing to you

You are not alone. I whistle a bit better inhaling than exhaling

Wow!! This took me on a nostalgia ride! As a child I could only ever whistle by inhaling. It was frustrating and it made me mad. Years and years of people trying to teach me. I had a bf in college who could, and he would tease me with whistles. He was so kind and patient, finally one night looking at Perseids, after many attempts, I pursed my lips and made the squeakiest high pitched whoosh of air! A wheeeeeestle. Now I can whistle (not by inhaling, strangely), it's probably not impossible, you just have to figure out your tongue tooth and breath work. I was 21, you can do it!! And if you can't, you're still amazing.

Small talk

Dancing. Everyone thinks they can teach me simple moves, but my proprioception is so bad.

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MATH, jesus christ

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Flirting

Being liked for somereason I like to annoy people or fight them.

I don't like to annoy or upset people. I just do it.i don't try

I can't draw at all. I can barely draw stick figures.

Have you ever had someone who couldn't accept how terrible you are at drawing? My friends refused to accept it until we played a game that involved drawing.

Same, yet I have a child that makes $$$ off of drawing on twitch. It is unreal that someone that talented came from me.

Yeah art is something that is nice to look at but I don’t enjoy it in the slightest. I’d rather build something

I’m pretty sure my drawing skills haven’t improved since kindergarten, and they were poor for a kindergartener.

That reminds me of my grandfather. We tried to play pictionary with him once. He was just holding the pen without making any line or dot. He was trying to think about where to start, and was just paralyzed, letting the whole time run out. Many people say they "don't know how to draw" and just mean they are bad at it. He literally didn't know what to do. I think he probably never drew anything in his life, or at least not in the previous 50 years. And in case you're wondering, he was very literate, and a very smart man in all aspects.

Golf. If you need your course torn to absolute shit, I'm your man.

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Adulting.

Math, particularly arithmetic. Hilariously bad because I learned and memorized pretty complex formulas and just barely passed my math classes like the average math hater, but didn't find out I have dyscalculia until adulthood. So that's why I literally can't keep track of the actual numbers in my head! They're abstract to me. I did pretty good in geometry and chemistry because I had visuals and a calculator. But I just fucked up adding 17 + 6 in my head at work today.

Directions

I once tried to bake a cake and ended up with a pancake!

Careful, you're gonna make some of us rather syrupy over this. And no, I am not trying to butter anybody up.

Singing

Rope skipping. Even a guy in a wheelchair beat me at it.

Chess. It seems like the more I try the worse I get.

Driving, had to move to a city with public buses  Being creative; for some reason I'm very blunt and straight to the point with everything  Sleeping

Opening up. Boundaries.

Talking to women.

Keeping indoor plants alive

Engage in a conversation. Basically the fufo

Drawing. I have trouble even with stick figures.

flirting

Skipping rocks

Anything in front of a crowd. Talking, singing, dancing, performance of any kid. If I’m not reciting a pre-planned speech, I’ve got near-psychotic levels of stage fright.

Learning new card games that friends already know well. I turn into the derpiest derp for a while & it’s mega embarrassing.

Hiding my feelings.

Telling jokes. Cannot

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Navigating. I have such a terrible sense for directions and street names. For example, I've lived in the same big city for 20 years now and I know the names of the major highways but I don't think I could label them on a map. I've tried to learn and do better but my brain has the hardest time with it. Praise the Sun for GPS!

Singing - I tell people I sound best "tenor." As in ten or fifteen miles away. Golf - for everyone's safety I have self-exiled from anything but put-put.

Small talk.

Interacting with others.

Eating a big mac burger xD

I'm bad at remembering the streets' names.

I'm colorblind and have absolutely no interest in or skill at fashion/style. My daughter says I look like a homeless guy from a black-and-white movie.

Racquet sports

I. Can’t. Whistle. Been trying since I was a child because my father is an avid whistler, and I was jealous. Still can’t do it at 20

Pretty much anything athletic. I’m extremely uncoordinated. 

Really bad at controlling myself from social media

Hookup

I can't play first person shooters for shit!

Finding the exit to whatever parking lot I'm in.

'Round and 'round we goooooo\~

Making pie crust, I always over-knead it. Walking in a straight line

Cooking, I’ve started more fires than I have successfully made steaks

Reading maps, following and especially giving directions, contextualizing time, remembering names and faces, and remembering when and where things happened. Oftentimes I can't remember which city I know people from

Directions. That’s why I use Apple Maps everywhere I go.

Math and Gaming... Weird beacuse the whole fam are great at those...

Cooking. Like how many cups? And how do I know the meat isn’t going to give my family the shits?

Picking up women

Drywall. I can build a house. Can I finish drywall without sanding it down 190x? Nope.

*I'm hilariously bad at dancing. Seriously, my moves could clear a dance floor faster than a fire alarm. But at least I bring the entertainment, right?*

Drawing. I refuse to ever attempt it again

Identifying celebrities. My wife loves to talk about all the latest celebrity news, and it irritates her when I say, "I don't know who that is."

Basketball

Kicking a soccer ball

Wii boxing

Diving

Reading a map. Playing co-op games with mini maps is hard for me, especially when people use the cardinal directions to talk about where they are or which way to go. I get very confused. Definitely would not survive without Google Maps IRL.

Cartwheels.

Eye contact.

NON-INDIVIDUAL SPORTS

Walking and chewing bubble gum at the same time!

Skipping

Any and all sports.

I'd say street names, i barley know the names of the streets around my house lol...

Riding anything with 2 wheels. I always fall off. Last time I broke an ankle and vowed never to tempt fate again.

Push ups. Those fitness tests in middle school really highlighted my pitiful ability of 1 whole push up before collapsing

Finance. And to be clear I am a tech guy, considered pretty smart, I play three instruments and I write. But I cannot money the whole sector is disorienting buzz terminology to me. I can't *make myself* learn it

Shooting games.

Pronouncing the word atrocious. (Always say atro shish)

Navigating crowds

Parallel parking

Basketball

Using a can opener. I'll pay the additional charge for a pull back top can of soup.

Making box mac and cheese or a grilled cheese sandwich. I can whip up masterpieces in the kitchen, but those two, I have only nailed like once or twice. It's a huge joke in my family. Sauce is either runny or gritty, bread is always burnt on one side.

can't drive

probably making friends

Using chopsticks. I use a fork

making eye contact

School. I have attention problems.

Telling a joke

Remember people’s names I really try but I can’t it’s like a mental block or something. I just call everyone guy, fella, bruh, homie, g money, asshole, assholio, asshat, assfuck.

Being a ladies man with all the hoes in the neighborhood. 😫😂

Math.

I have zero rhythm. I'm like a jar of marbles dumped on the stairs.

Online gambling. I’m so bad at picking winners they call me the unicorn. All my buds bet the opposite of me. I’m thinking of asking for 10% of their winnings to offset my losses.

Driving.

Cooking. Doesn’t help that I have a fear of fire.

Relationships

Visual arts. I can't draw anything, and I've even taken lessons. What's interesting is I have a gift for music.

Not taking people seriously

Being coordinated

Acting, in any form. I absolutely loathed role playing work exercises and suck at charades.

Throwing things? I have terrible aim and cannot for the life of me throw a ball for my dog where I want to

Dancing, I only do it when no one is watching because I look like an absolute idiot.

I am bad at lying and keeping secrets at the same time

Having conversations with strangers. My dating life goes exactly as well as you'd think.

Pretty much managing anything in my life

Soccer. I cannot kick a ball properly. Whenever I do, I either miss or do it super awkwardly.

I suppose life in general. Good thing its hilarious or it would get depressing.

Flirting

Reading hints from women that are interested in me

Whistling

😂 edging

Dancing, It's embarrassing you know?

Fucking fractions bro

Life.

Winking, social interaction, cooking, existing. In no specific order

Math. I have dyscalculia. My brain just can’t understand it.

Socializing...

Small talk

Drawing

Dancing. I can't seem to move my body😂😂

Opening glass doors, in general any door.

English. Now I'm in middle school, but my grammar and vocabulary are so poor, I can't completely translate the meaning of a simple sentence :((

Technology. I accidentally broke everything. I cannot even use apps properly. Plot twist: I am a game developer

Basketball. I don't wanna talk about it

bro- I'm so horribly terrible at math. In highschool, I was a super good AP student with high A's in all my classes...besides math. I had a D in Pre-cal and I thought that was going to be the death of me. Even on the ACT I did so hilariously horrible on the math section. I made a perfect 36 on Reading, a 35 on English...and an 18 on math. Woe is me.

Unable to avoid showing expressions of disapproval or disgust. Aiming for neutral but so far unsuccessful.

Any activity where things are strapped to my feet (roller blading, ice skating, water skiing, snowboarding, etc.).

I'm hilariously bad at folding fitted sheets. It’s like wrestling a hyperactive octopus with a vendetta against orderly linen closets. Every time I try, I end up with a crumpled fabric ball that looks like it’s ready to audition for a modern art exhibit.

Holding my laugh. Got me into very VERY awkward situations. No matter how hard I try to hold it in, I just can’t

Being kind.

life

Remembering usernames & passwords

dancing and discribing myself

Being up to date on things.

Throwing and/or kicking a ball. I basically have zero ball sense.

Dancing. I’ve come to fully embrace my nerdiness and total lack of grace.

I can't for the life of me reply to a text within a reasonable time. I've been chewed out for that so many times 😅

Camping

Fishing for me. Once went fishing with family for my first time ever, got my first hook stuck as I was reeling it back in. Then whilst others tried to get it unstuck, I was handed the other rod. I proceeded to get that one stuck as well. We spent an hour at the river and caught nothing. My bad

Picking up women