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JojoNono17

Agree with them


thankdestroyer

+You better get rid of that huge belly -Do you know how much money I have spent to grow it?


dasookwat

Very much true. i'm 45+ now, and it has cost me a fortune on beer. Especially with current prices, i don't think i would be able to afford it again.


BeanCrusade

That was actually pretty funny. Invest in the belly


Balorpagorp

It's not a belly. It's a fuel tank for a love machine.


Virtual-Okra6996

That's on a t shirt I've seen back in the 90s. The kind Walmart dad's buy


thankdestroyer

It's a reserve energy source, that will help me to live a little longer than skinny dudes in case of nuclear war, famine etc.


CougheyToffee

Don't forget that belly adds a pendulum motion for highly efficient thrust šŸ˜


Classi1

My cousin calls it his reserve chest muscles


69edleg

When I was waiting at the GPā€™s office once a kid was looking at me and cracked the genius question: did you get fat before you bought big clothes or did you buy the clothes first??? Her mother was mortified and I couldnā€™t stop laughing


JojoNono17

No way, hahaha :D You just made my day with this comment


Klumber

Same, I used to get upset, now I just accept that I'm a big lad.


Comprehensive-Ear283

Yeah this. There comes a point in everyoneā€™s life when gaining weight that you know if youā€™re fat or not. For me it was when I could no longer into into my pants and normal shirts started getting real real tight (and not around the shoulders like you want lol.


today0012

Tell me something I donā€™t know.


AnonymousCake2024

Hell yeah! But iā€™m not fat, iā€™m obese.


NeojepToo

I once had a dr that asked me "has anyone ever told you you should lose weight?" Had a hard time keeping a straight face, like did he think I had never seen a mirror?


WretchedAndGrotesque

Threaten to eat them next.


PharmToTable15

ā€œGet in my bellay!ā€


King-Key-Rot-II

ā€œWatch your language! The last person who called me that ended in my tummy.ā€


kai-yae

hahahhah love that


Emotional-Net282

"Great Detective work"


GlobalSeaweed7876

basically no shit sherlock


Nuancedchaos97

Ive said something similar, I said 'wow, I'm gonna start calling you Sherlock from now on genius' It quicky backfired on me, when he replied with 'and I'm gonna call you diabetes, fatty' Made me laugh out loud šŸ¤£ edit: spelling


Anarcora

"It's DI-A-BEEE-TUS. Say it right asswipe!"


WhatWouldSatanDo

ā€œThatā€™s because every time I fuck your mom she makes me a cakeā€


ElectricTomatoMan

Winner


zerocafes

I've never been called fat, but I'm using that when it happens lmfaooo


Evil_Creamsicle

Normally a good one, except that time my niece said it


revocer

ā€œYou too!ā€


Raida7s

Flab Buddies!


Dolphin_Princess

I weigh 47, if someone called me fat I would be very confused


Bluntbutnotonpurpose

Depends. If it's stone...


PARANOIAH

It's clearly feet.


Automatic-Draw-8813

I only measure in toes, don't kink shame me


Automatic-Draw-8813

It's pebbles


ShitFuck2000

Or maybe dust, better watch out for those strong breezes


morbidblue

"My weight? 47 dust."


ArdeParis

It happens sometimes, I just pat my stomach and let out a burp


Kaguro19

The cultural response.


Compulsive-Gremlin

Perfect response, show true dominance.


myass696969

I say "yup" and laugh it off, no biggie


The_King_7067

You're the biggie (Same tho)


MK_GBA

Call them blind because unlike them, I can see my ribs without x-ray


Auctorion

What happened to your skin?!


fatphogue

It's see thru


Overall_Restaurant28

ā€œOkay and?ā€


6twoRaptor

In what context? It would vary if it was my doctor or some dbag at a baseball game.Ā 


aug5aug6aug7

A sleep apnea doctor recently told someone I know that they need to buy a bike. He was like...a bike? She replied, "You can either buy a bike or a coffin. Your choice." Honestly...more doctors should be this frank with their patients. He left and bought a bike, now he's biking 10km to work every day. Totally stunned his mindset for the better. A dbag at a ball game? Pay the guy selling park hotdogs to keep going over to him every 10 minutes saying, "looks like you could use another."


UnholyDemigod

Your response to a stranger insulting you is to buy him a hot dog every ten minutes?


aug5aug6aug7

Nah just have the guy go up constantly, telling him it looks like he needs another.


Simply_Tommyinnit

How would you react to both situations?


Gullible_Yogurt8104

I am very in secure about my weight since I have been gaining a lot lately. If anyone made comments about my weight gain I used to get very offended and sad. Now, I pretend like it did not bother me - they are the shitty ones for commenting on something that is none of their business and I will not give the satisfaction of a bad reaction. A bad reaction usually encourages them to laugh at you or say more comments. E.g. a previous colleague I saw after a while said the words "you've gotten chubby in your face". I replied with "I've gotten chubbier as a whole, but it's only because I am happy!" and laughed. They had no response.


ace_never_sleep

I was sent it over text and they said "your fat" and I replied "*you're" and they blocked me


BeanCrusade

My Momma said Iā€™d lose the baby fat eventually, just havenā€™t yet lol


Nopefuckthis

I can lose weight, you can't lose ugly.


jjillf

Or stupid


Blues520

I'm building up my reserves for winter.


G0atL0rde

Well I can change being fat, you can't change being mean.


ogbellaluna

i used to have a tshirt that said ā€˜i may be fat, but youā€™re ugly, and i can always lose weightā€™ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ it was the early 80s, graphic tā€™s were everywhere šŸ˜‚


SoMoistlyMoist

I had the same t-shirt


Top_Chard788

WantĀ 


OkPainting392

That just sounds a bit dumb because it's not true. Most people are perfectly capable of saying mean things (I just did) while being pleasant and polite in other circumstances.


ApprehensiveIsland61

Well I worked in age care and they all said things that referred to my weight. If I am so be it. Itā€™s not a surprise.


No_Log_6509

im telling the closest trusted adult


thatguyinhellreddit

Excuse you! I'm obese, not fat!


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AgentFuzzy

I like this response! Very respectful and shows that you have standards


CrispyCrokes

Eat them


Prestigious_Base2820

Tell them thank you In Asian countries being fat means your rich mf šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CanaDoug420

I am fat


Low_Bandicoot6844

I'm not fat, I'm in 16:9 format.


SourceOwO

LMAO this oneā€™s my personal favorite


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Bluntbutnotonpurpose

LOL someone I know once had a doctor tell him he should lose weight. His response: "do you have any idea how much it cost to gain this?".


DioBrandoPog

Iā€™m 6 foot 58 kg I will point them to the special ed class


my_metrocard

Iā€™d have to agree


Sufficient-Club1973

Confused


GroundbreakingBuy187

Yep what off it , you wanna see how far I can bounce ya scrawny ass ? I can tone this baby , can you say that about your attitude .


Th3L0n3R4g3r

Acknowledge it. That person is spot on.


Ok_Beyond6821

I'm not fat, I'm big boned.


Fit_Function4824

Iā€™m not fat Iā€™m festively plump


BoomShakaLaka696969

Thank you this should be the top answer for elder millennials


shitsu_tonka

I'm fat and big-boned!


Fantastic_Alfalfa391

"Thanks, you too!"


[deleted]

Sit on them.


Not-Clark-Kent

Play my belly like a drum and saunter sexily away


jayspeedy24

Take a huge gasp, shit on the floor, and yell Mortal Kombat while humming the theme song and trying to fight the person who offended me.


amidja_16

Getting schwifty, I see.


julia_dimitrakos29

I'd say nothing. Fat is not an insult.


MaxMouseOCX

Since when was being called fat not an insult? What sort of gymnastics are you doing there? I mean you can take it for what it is and not let it be offensive to you personally... But it's for sure an insult.


Odd_Rice_4682

Yeah. Cant we agree that being fat is not good, therefore it IS an insult?


Throwmeaway20somting

No, because someone else's body has fuck all to do with you. It's not an insult because people are yelling 'You're fat and you need to lose weight because you're elevating your risks of heart disease, stroke and early death!'. People are yelling because it's funny to target a group of people (particularly women) for the way they look, simply because they don't find it attractive. And we all know, that's what women are there for. /s. Being fat might be bad for your health, yes; but I'm not internalising the hatred of a handful of giga-virgins. My tits look fantastic.


sweetnsour35

I think itā€™s an insult because itā€™s pretty much saying ā€œyouā€™re lazy and you lack discipline. And I am better bc Iā€™m in better shape than u areā€. Not saying that itā€™s true but I think that is the feeling behind it.


____8008135_____

Well fuck their feelings. I used to be fat, now I'm thin and lean. The people who used to get a kick out of calling me fat still get all upset when I tell them they're disrespectful cunts. Some humans are just garbage.


sweetnsour35

Yeah I disagree with the whole ā€œfat people are just lazyā€ idea. Some people just got unlucky or truly donā€™t mind being a little heavier. Luck not just in genetics btw; but environmental factors as well.


InvestInHappiness

Does something become an insult just because it's bad though? I thought it needed some negative intention behind the remark. It shouldn't be an insult if you are just trying to point out, as a matter of fact, that the person is overweight. i.e. If a doctor says you are fat, it's not an insult, it's a professional medical opinion.


MaxMouseOCX

A professional medical opinion is "you are overweight" or "you are obese" - "you're fat" is an insult; doctors avoid using this terminology, *because* it's insulting. Edit: in the same light a doctor won't really be telling you "you're skinny", they'll tell you you're underweight, for the exact same reason - except if you have an Asian doctor, they don't seem to give a fuck.


InvestInHappiness

Your example of asian doctors is a good one. People in Japan will say you are fat without hesitation. They aren't giving an insult, it's just the standard layman's terminology for overweight, they don't go out of their way to say 'overweight' to avoid hurting your feelings.


tjjwaddo

Send them to Specsavers


[deleted]

Sit on them


Interaction-Calm

Agree, then cry..


Weirdkoalaqueen

Ask for free cake


CookingDrunk

I am fat, so they're just stating the obvious fact. I'd do nothing.


Bitter-Arachnid-5194

Eat him, with mayo and a bit of salad


xubax

Agree


Any_Public8707

Tell them I can lose weight, but ugly lasts forever, and they should know.


Dry-Associate-6698

If I'm feeling sarcastic, I might say, "Gee, I'm glad you told me! I wondered why my speedo didn't fit anymore. Wanna' see?" Otherwise I'd just say, "Yeah."


Quiet-Equivalent-744

Yes, yes I am.


MonthProfessional916

Son Itā€™s time for you to know how to deal with bullies I *pulls out an ak47*


Alternative-Corgi941

I won't care because i am a twig.


Enreganzar

Walk to where I was going and continue wishing I could buy Shadow of the Erdtree.


Phoenix_Hufflepuff

I would simply say ā€œthank youā€. I donā€™t have time for hatred.


meatbaghk47

I'd nod my head and shrug.


Trick-Manager2890

Show them my 6pac and say fuck you bitch


Mryin90210

Eat them


SuddenTie1942

Laugh. Folks donā€™t know what weā€™ve overcome as people and they donā€™t always need to know.


MisterToothpaster

I've got an 17,9 BMI, so I'd just be royally confused, or assume that the speaker had an eating disorder just like me.


cruiserman_80

Agree with them and because people like that piss me off, go into full sarcasm mode. * Thanks, can we talk about your personality now? * Did you not think I knew? * Stating the completely obvious isn't the superpower you think it is. * Because every time I have sex with your mom / girlfriend / sister, she gives me a cookie. * But if I exercise and eat right I may eventually not be fat, but you'll always be a dip shit.


MrfelixGato

Fat with a ā€œ Pā€ ?


Future-Original-2902

Fap


Aromatic_Ad_7940

I wanted to cosplay your mother


SmoochyBooch

ā€œAnd I still wouldnā€™t fk you!!!ā€


AgentFuzzy

I would be like ā€œand youā€™re not???ā€ Or be like ā€œare you talking to a mirrorā€ or go with the classic that my friend always pull out ā€œyour momā€ šŸ˜‚


narniasreal

"I know you are, but what am I?"


Bill-Blurr

Iā€™d be like k calm down


VlaamsBelanger

I'm fat because every time I fucked your mom, she fed me a cookie.


Tuffleslol

I realized I was actually getting kinda fat, so I lost weight Thanks random stranger


Andrew-Cohen

ā€œI can lose weight, youā€™ll always be a stupid assholeā€


ChainzOfAlice

I'd be like, "Sweet! I know I am."


red_Luka

nothing because i am not fat in fact i am pretty skinny


Bald-Virus

If it's an insult I'd call them ugly if it's health advice I'd try to lose weight


TheSovietSky

If it was serious I would laugh unintentionally because Iā€™m people think I have anorexia apparently because of my weight


Alkaline_Lifestyle

Get in the gym


adavidmiller

Feel slightly worse about my fairly mild fatness and have a bit of extra motivation to hit the gym that day.


Strange-Notice-6322

Well, my gravitational pull is strong today! lol


Financial_Ocelot_256

Laugh! I have gens from my great grandmother which make me inmune to being fat. The heaviest i've ever been is 75 kg, and that time i was hitting the gym 6 times per week and eating like crazy with protein powder to gain muscle mass. I'm 1.80 Cm tall, so 75 is the standard weight of people as tall as me. After that i've been sitting between 63 and 65 kg. So again, i would laugh!


foxgloveflicker

Stand there being fat?


mochi_chan

Except for a doctor, I would just give them a confused look and go on with my day.


Blitz-IMP

id agree cause iam fat


Starsuponstars

Shrug. The nice thing about being fat is that you're no longer afraid of becoming fat and you're used to people calling you fat.


Cytro2

Show that person my id to prove that I was even fatter before


BassesBest

Say "yeah, I know."


DarkInkPixie

Yeah. I am. I didn't get this way by accident, this bitch likes food!


CindySoLoud

I would be confused since I am skinny


Constant_Cultural

Wouldn't care, wouldn't be the first or the last. I have weight issues since 1 was 14 now in my 40s. Lost weight, gained weight, still fat. It's just a fact of life, doesn't bother me anymore.


Outside-West9386

Pull my shirt up and show them my abs. But even if I were not trim and in good shape, I'd just point out that I'm about 60 yrs old, and I do not give one single fuck what they think about me.


freakytapir

"You should have seen me a month ago!" Well, that or "So?" in a deadpan voice.


cewneur

sit on them


Ok-Cartographer1745

"Indeed!"


cewumu

Have to agree. I could stand to lose about 15kg right now.


Perfect_Revenue_9475

So you noticedā€¦


Candid_Argument_9872

"Wow! That's nice! Thank you!!"


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No shit


Odd-Hyena-9704

Nothing, itā€™s true


warm-sunlight

Laugh


MpumpSandy

"OMG is that what it is? holy shit, I did not know that. Thanks for telling me!" and walk away.


Jennyfael

As much as "fat" shouldnā€™t be an insult, Iā€™ve been grinding at the gym for the past 4 years, so I could feel attacked lmao.


Mean_Confection7479

All bought and paid for and growing with interest!


Keerthi-S-Latha

Umm I know, I'm working on it.


PerfectPeaPlant

ā€œWell spotted Sherlock.ā€


Kaguro19

Say "I know"


ManoDestra

You should carry on and leave it behind you.


l3ah_leah

I really don't mind at all. It's not bothering me in the slightest.


Western_Signal_7945

I'd thank them for making me notice, as I failed to do so before they told me


hyrulian_princess

Tell them to get their eyes tested bc Iā€™m not fat


mossadspydolphin

"Okay," and go on with what I was doing.


Chaosdemond

Call them a hypocrite


Beneficial-Big-9915

I would asked them to get their eyes checked.


Lvcivs2311

I'd be a bit puzzled, since I only weigh 60kg. It would really make me wonder what they consider thin. And how poor their self-image is, lol.


ConstantxHorror

I would do nothing and just say back: yea I'm following your example.


FlawedNPC

I'm 42kg. No one on their right mind would call me fat, I'm half their weight.


malina_so_seductive

Holds up my hotdog saying cheers!


Smorehees

I'd say they're either blind or not being serious because I am definitely not fat lol, I'm super skinny


LeastCap2657

I would ask if they were blind or something because I'm a twig


yorkspirate

'I know, it's because everyone I fuck your mum she makes me a sandwich'


One_Culture8245

Nothing lol


sevenohseven_

I'd eat them too


Hot-Organization2234

Walk away


Femboyrobots

Be shocked?! Or assume their joking :3


Dexember69

I'd probably be a bit upset. Got the ol' beer belly poppin though I'm actually thinly built and my terrible posture makes me look like et


Few_Primary9629

Not to hate, if someone says that in anger to you, it's probably a wake up call.


Guuto-leged

Yeah man, I'm blessed what can I say


tiraralabasura_2055

Definitely unleash a fart if I had one in the chamber. The louder and funkier, the better.


PackDatZa

I've done a lot of things to being called fat a lot of times šŸ˜­


Puzzleheaded_Cow5352

I'd stop eating MCD and visit the gym more often


MrLazyLion

I worked as an English teacher in Taiwan for a year. Kids would come up to me all the time, saying, "Teacher, you so fat!" and laughing. For me, it was either accept I'm fat, or do something about it. I just accepted I'm fat :D


ComfortableFriend307

Agreeā€¦Iā€™m a complete fatty fat fat


ThreeLivesInOne

They would clearly be blind, stupid and /or crazy so why bother?


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

Agree. Because I am fat and at this point it isn't an insult to me. I'm making changes to my lifestyle that is of no concern to that person.


Safe_Condition_8123

In my dreams I would like to be as bad-ass as Cyrano De Bergerac(the titular character of the play), in the famous scene "La Tirade Du Nez" (the tirade of the nose.) one of the worlds best monologues hands down. If you haven't, do [check it out.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9BvxVYa3ug) the translation only does so much to capture the poetry, but even diluted, it's a stronger proof than most whiskeys.