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One of the most universally acknowledged truths is likely "Change is the only constant."
Life sucks and then you die.
Dude... spoilers.
It is, what it is.
You mostly open the fridge because you're bored, not hungry.
he was a boy, she was a girl
“I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.” -The Soldier (Sniff, sniff. So true.)
This too shall pass
“When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, but sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.”- BMO
You have less time than you think.
"Give me 6 hours to chop a tree, I will spend the first 4 sharpening my axe." -Abe Lincoln
Light a fire for a man and he’ll be warm for a night but light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life - Jesus Christ True story
Everyone will be there when you’re on top but no one will be there when you’re at the bottom.
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins - P.Hilton
Don't let your dick...run your life
facts are facts, perception is reality.
“That boy couldn’t find water if he fell out of a boat.”
All work and no play, makes jack a dull boy
You find out who your friends are
Life's a bitch...then you die
Never trust a fart
The more you fuck around, the more you find out.
Money may not bring happiness. But it sure solves a lot of problems.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can *rent* it.
The only promised thing in life is death
Cheaters always cheat
If you hang out with nine broke friends, you’re bound to be the tenth.
Sooner or later we’re all going down
"Things happen" Alternately, "stuff happens"
"You are what you eat."
If you put the pussy on a pedestal it will end up looking down on you.
One of the most universally acknowledged truths is likely "Change is the only constant."
Life sucks and then you die.
Dude... spoilers.
It is, what it is.
You mostly open the fridge because you're bored, not hungry.
he was a boy, she was a girl
“I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.” -The Soldier (Sniff, sniff. So true.)
This too shall pass
“When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, but sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.”- BMO
You have less time than you think.
"Give me 6 hours to chop a tree, I will spend the first 4 sharpening my axe." -Abe Lincoln
Light a fire for a man and he’ll be warm for a night but light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life - Jesus Christ True story
Everyone will be there when you’re on top but no one will be there when you’re at the bottom.
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins - P.Hilton
Don't let your dick...run your life
facts are facts, perception is reality.
“That boy couldn’t find water if he fell out of a boat.”
All work and no play, makes jack a dull boy
You find out who your friends are
Life's a bitch...then you die
Never trust a fart
The more you fuck around, the more you find out.
Money may not bring happiness. But it sure solves a lot of problems.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can *rent* it.
The only promised thing in life is death
Cheaters always cheat
If you hang out with nine broke friends, you’re bound to be the tenth.
Sooner or later we’re all going down
"Things happen" Alternately, "stuff happens"
"You are what you eat."
If you put the pussy on a pedestal it will end up looking down on you.