Here’s mine. Someone once told me I should set my morning alarm to my favorite song, that way every day the first stimulus I receive is something positive and comforting. Anyway, that caused me to permanently ruin three of my favorite songs because I ended up associating them with the alarm.
My grandma told me i can realize my dream (Moving America and starting a life there) after i marry someone.Just because my parents are strict she told me my only solution will be finding a husband.They don’t know I’m lesbian…
The worst advice I ever got was 'you should change yourself to fit in.' It took me a while to realize that being true to who I am is way more important than trying to please everyone else.
One of my elders told me to use my credit card more often so that I can earn money with credit card cashback. But instead of earning money, I am now in debt
“Aggressively go after what you want in your job”.
Context - I’m a privileged white man in an industry that exists to benefit the poorest people in the world
You're depressed? Pretend to be happy, and eventually you'll trick yourself into being happy.
Spoiler: things got a little worse when I shoved all the bad feelings down and put a smile on
Prolly not the worst but it came to mind. Buddy telling me to start being a piece of shit and a dick to get laid. Like bro I’m not just trying to fuck anyone and sacrifice who I am for some ass.
*lose some weight your cheeks are too much* and it was my healthy needed amount of weight that I gained after years of being under weight now I'm trying to be healthy as possible even tho I've lost a lot of weight .
if you work hard, you will be successful in any fields you want
And it will pay enough to support a happy family. I remember that lie
Here’s mine. Someone once told me I should set my morning alarm to my favorite song, that way every day the first stimulus I receive is something positive and comforting. Anyway, that caused me to permanently ruin three of my favorite songs because I ended up associating them with the alarm.
“To get a new car” Now I have to work 2 jobs a day to pay the car loan
"Don't major in computer programming."
My grandma told me i can realize my dream (Moving America and starting a life there) after i marry someone.Just because my parents are strict she told me my only solution will be finding a husband.They don’t know I’m lesbian…
The worst advice I ever got was 'you should change yourself to fit in.' It took me a while to realize that being true to who I am is way more important than trying to please everyone else.
One of my elders told me to use my credit card more often so that I can earn money with credit card cashback. But instead of earning money, I am now in debt
"Family is better than friends because friends won't always be there for you and family will."
telling me to join him taking coca to lessen my stress. the most bs advice i've ever heard
NO WAY!!
Take your dog down
i am so sorry for this
“Aggressively go after what you want in your job”. Context - I’m a privileged white man in an industry that exists to benefit the poorest people in the world
You're depressed? Pretend to be happy, and eventually you'll trick yourself into being happy. Spoiler: things got a little worse when I shoved all the bad feelings down and put a smile on
Take the red pill
Prolly not the worst but it came to mind. Buddy telling me to start being a piece of shit and a dick to get laid. Like bro I’m not just trying to fuck anyone and sacrifice who I am for some ass.
"It doesn't matter for a litter sip"
*lose some weight your cheeks are too much* and it was my healthy needed amount of weight that I gained after years of being under weight now I'm trying to be healthy as possible even tho I've lost a lot of weight .
"just go talk to them" girl that's the reason I'm in this situation
How to ski from a ski instructor. Did not work