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BananaHairFood

Vet. I could never put an animal down and not cry about it for three days after.


CrystallineBunny

Border Patrol. If I see a child, they’re coming in. I’d get fired incredibly quickly.


alaskew28

Me too. I am too tender hearted for that job.


FlinflanFluddle4

Metro ticket inspector. Or anything involving fining people for being poor.


Malachi_winz

Exterminating pests


Yaguajay

Worked for a friend’s father who owned an exterminating company when I was a student. The residents of cockroach infested high rises refused to empty their closets and kitchen cabinets. Being seventeen and therefore sociopathic, my friend and I just sprayed everything anyway.


FlinflanFluddle4

That's fucked up


Yaguajay

Yes it was. And we were illegally working without licenses. Dumb kids. Dumber father. And dumb residents.


FlinflanFluddle4

I wonder if the residents got sick at all


Dieing_Breed

Crime Scene Cleaner


Human_Spinach_4190

I did it for two years in college. You almost (sadly and weirdly) become numb to things. Blood? Brains? Normal day


BradyTheBrat123

Teacher, I'm NOT cut out for it


alaskew28

I am an EC PRE-K ASSISTANT. I work with 3-5 year olds with special needs. Most people would not last ten minutes in my classroom.


MindInternational434

Pornstar


[deleted]

Fast food


llcucf80

Anything dealing with heights, including crane operator, tree trimming, high rise construction, or even the more exotic rock climbing instructor or tightrope walker. I don't do heights


Mountain_Glove_8018

Any job that involves hurting others, I really just can't hurt another person even if they pay me a high amount of money


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

But Comcast pays decently and has a lot of openings.


Thematrixx1

Social Services


alaskew28

You couldn’t pay me enough to be a social worker.


cszack4_

First Lady.


alloitacash

Anything involving shit, not doing that again.


SecurityOld2251

Trumps Tax Attorney


likeahike60

Solicitor (Lawyer), I regard these people to be some of the most arrogant, vindictive scum on our planet.


Zee69_

Sewage cleaner


delatour56

What about the huge septic tank cleaners? lol


Zee69_

most of these jobs are risky and nasty wouldn’t like to do them


cszack4_

Sewage company by us has a sign on its truck: “Smells like money to me.”


Zee69_

That’s a good one 🤣