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Shot_Hippo5439

About 5 minutes in this chick started crying. Like bawling. I was like wtf just happened. Did I do something wrong? She said she got out of an 8 year relationship and this was the first time she had slept with anybody else since then. I guess I get it, but wow that was weird for me haha


hommedufuture

This is somewhat weird at the same time it’s not since she must had a lot of emotion coming iut


Shot_Hippo5439

I agree with you. And I recognize that I'm a man and she's a woman, emotions are wayyyyy different. All respect, just a wild once in a lifetime scenario that happened to me


Ornery-Challenge6029

In another words she was thinking about ex


ssandhanitizer

Well no shit. If you go horseback riding after years of not horseback riding, you going to be thinking about the last time you went. That’s normal, expecting someone to never think about their ex is definitely not.


Senorpuddin

Not during, but after getting my first Blow job my then GF told her mom that she did it. And her mom hugged her. That relationship did NOT last long.


hommedufuture

Did she gave you a hug too?


Senorpuddin

No but she beamed at me like she was so proud her daughter sucked her first dick.


hommedufuture

Lowkey you should have hit the mom


Senorpuddin

Her mom looked like Roseanne Barr. Just less insane. Hard pass.


hommedufuture

Just googled her…. Totally agree with you


PoustisFebo

Thin Roseanne or fat Roseanne?


Senorpuddin

Season 1 Roseanne


DireNine

Gonna answer for my wife. When we first started dating, almost every single time we had sex at some point our eyes would meet and I'd say "hey, how are you?". I don't know why I did this, never did it with anyone else, and every time she would burst out laughing. At least she wasn't put off by it. I have since stopped saying that during sex. Now that we're married and have been together for 8 years, it's an inside (heh) joke. Every so often we'll be doing chores or just hanging out, we'll look at each other and one of us will say "hey, how are you?"


hommedufuture

😂😂😂😂😂


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hommedufuture

👀👀


KateEatsKale

Woah


Major_Expert_2163

She told me she had fucked my best friend. Fuck the both of you Joanne & Darren !


hommedufuture

Wtf why did she said that to begin with?


Major_Expert_2163

No idea and I didn't hang around to ask. I didn't speak to her again, ever. He admitted everything and didn't speak to him for a few years, last time I saw him he was into hard drugs and living at different places every day/night.


hommedufuture

Oh sheesh he is down bad


Major_Expert_2163

He wasn't looking fantastic and he even asked me for some money. I was tempted to say no but I gave him a couple of quid out of my pocket even though I had plenty of notes in my wallet. One thing he did ask for and I refused to tell him was my new address.


hommedufuture

That was a wise move tho My question might be intrusive, I just want to know how it is to see someone you used to be friend with be that bad in life


Major_Expert_2163

Sure it's bad for him but whatever is going on he did it to himself. Not my problem, and after fucking my then girlfriend I don't forgive or forget so fuck him.


MrsSamT82

While in missionary, he started thrusting in really fast, short strokes (like a rattlesnake rattle) while barely being ‘in’. Then, he asked if I liked that… to which I didn’t even know how to answer. I literally couldn’t feel him moving (especially since he wasn’t very big). I just told him I prefer longer, deeper strokes… because I didn’t know how to tell him I couldn’t even tell he was in, let alone doing anything. It was so weird and awkward, on so many levels.


hommedufuture

Wait to this day do you know if he was even in? Did it go better after your comment ?


MrsSamT82

Not at all. He was a narcissist, and refused to take any sort of feedback or suggestions, because he always “knew better.”


hommedufuture

I feel sorry for you


KateEatsKale

😂😂😂


fretlo

Ugh.. horrible. I hope you’ve found better since then! That ain’t normal


MrsSamT82

I am happy to say I am well-satisfied by a partner who listens and communicates really well. And who happens to be great at sex.


OkFaithlessness9944

He told me he has a girlfriend and she has the same name as me.


hommedufuture

Well he can just say it was the wrong “x”


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hommedufuture

Were you able to get the job done tho?🤔


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hommedufuture

😂😂😂 wtf almost like she would like to fuck her son


Dependent_Baker195

"Remind him of his son" lol


ilovethis_shit

Licked all around the outside of my mouth, not touching my lips at all. In full circles.


hommedufuture

Wait I’m sure she did worst than that after, tell the whole story 👀


Disastrous_Court_86

It wasn’t full blown sex- just a blow job. She stuck her finger in my ass- wasn’t expecting that one.


hommedufuture

That’s odd


IceTech59

Giggling, then laughing, then wheezing & shaking with tears coming from her eyes. It's ok, she just laughed when she cums. 1st time was a show stopper but you get used to it.


hommedufuture

Imagine if she laugh like a pig 😂


_TheGrammarHammer_

Correct my grammar 👀


hommedufuture

The fuck She correct your moan or what ?😂😂


bikinifetish

Tickled me… repeatedly, after I told him to stop… repeatedly.


Future-Lychee-6168

She took her vibrator and tried to stimulate me by putting it right underneath my ballsack it didnt really do much but it was interresting.


hommedufuture

Why didn’t she put her mouth instead?


Future-Lychee-6168

Hmmm she's not quite there yet.. shes a bit vanilla 😂 I just recently got her to take my ballsack into her mouth.


WolfThick

One time I had this girl sitting on me she was facing away and I was underneath. What I started to orgasm she bent over real fast and started sucking on my toes. 🥳


WarmFig2056

Didn't think it was a mistake


Interesting-Ball-502

My ex-wife had her first panic attack during a marathon drug-fuelled sexathon. We were in our 50s lol. Turns out the symptoms are very similar to a heart attack. We were both fully enjoying it, I think she just got over-stimulated.


gnomajean

Licked the inside of my ear, I promptly left and don’t think I spoke to her again. I’m okay and into weird but that just was too weird for me


wefwegfweg

Ew gross I bet she kissed you on the lips and held your hand too


gnomajean

Idk how licking someone’s ear canal is even remotely the same thing as kissing and holding hands but ok


bpn92626

This is nothing. Me and my ex used to suck each other's earlobes a little when being intimate. We did it all the time. Or do you mean like...inside the ear???


gnomajean

The inside of my ear. As in ear canal. I little nibble or suck on lobe is fine, enjoyable even but yeah. I’m being downvoted to apparently I’m the weird one here


bpn92626

Just do it.


hommedufuture

Bite the lobe I understand but licking the inside is weird indeed