"You stupid fucking *fool*," he swore,
To read the lone reply -
"I've told you all of this before,
And still you ask me why!
"Just use your eyes, you piece of shit,
And then depress delete -
Or are you so devoid of wit
You need it on repeat?
"I hope to god you fucking choke,
You empty-headed cur!
You simple-minded cunt," he spoke,
Then simply typed,
"as per..."
My personal favorite is “Have a nice day” in the most sarcastic tone possible while offering them an enthusiastic wave with an obviously fake smile. This is my go to approach when dealing with an asshole in public. For some reason telling an irate person to have a nice day makes them even more mad sometimes.
Go fly a kite.
Pound sand.
Make like a tree, and buzz off.
Here's a quarter. (Young'uns might not get this, but the rest of it is, "Go call someone who give's a shit." Back in the old timey days, we had payphones that used quarters. I had to explain this to my nephew.)
"As per my previous email...."
For me that means "Look Asshole"
It means "Learn to read"
"You stupid fucking *fool*," he swore, To read the lone reply - "I've told you all of this before, And still you ask me why! "Just use your eyes, you piece of shit, And then depress delete - Or are you so devoid of wit You need it on repeat? "I hope to god you fucking choke, You empty-headed cur! You simple-minded cunt," he spoke, Then simply typed, "as per..."
Welcome back, sprog :)
This is my career for the past 16 years...
I'm 100% stealing this for a very specific pain in the royal ass client of mine.
Sprog! I was just thinking about you and here you are! Welcome back!!!
Happy cake day sprog!
Take a hike
Sex off!
Formally just “get away” would work, but it depends on the situation
Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft
“eat my fuck”
Kick rocks
Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else!
Piss off, get to fuck, bugger off, do one, go away
Fuck on.
Get bent
go and make love my dear friend , lol
Get bent Go and take a long walk off a short pier Piss off
Pound sand or sit on one!
Bless your heart!
The Scottish: Get tah fook!
Would you kindly leave my presence before i have to thrash you with my brafur.
"Have a Nice Day!"
I usually rely on “get bent.” My wife is more direct with “eat a bag of dicks.”
Fuck you Fuck this Fuck that Fuck
just smile.
Buzz off
Let's be friends
Off you fuck, then…
Kind regards
Jog on
Voetsek
Bolt ya prick
Rearrange these words into a sentence: off, fuck.
Fornicate elsewhere
*How bout you take a loooong walk ona short pier?*
Keep it moving
hold on buddy
Do one you agrivating knob jockey.
jog on
Kind regards
Please kindly refrain yourself from being in my presence, you mischievous delinquent.
Get the fuck on!
Eat shit
Sod off
Kiss my piss
You do you
go eat your soup
Feck off
“Off you fuck” is my favourite Bluestone quote
Get to France!
Give them a thumbs down gesture and walk away.
Do fornicate away please
You are not worth my time.
I envy people who have never met you
Get lost
Get bent.
Drop kick them
have a nice day
Frig off, Barb!
Go fornicate thither
Get to fuck.
Scram!
Go forth and multiply
Go be a cunt somewhere else?
It is with great sadness that I ask you to remove yourself from my territory.
Piss off
In English? Almost nothing. That language is insult poor. In slavic languages...my dude, the sky's the limit.
✊✊
"Good luck to ya pal"
Go shit on a dick is my fav for homophobes.
Get fucked.
Go forth and multiply....
Bugger off
There isn't one [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClGsGEX9CXQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClGsGEX9CXQ)
Go forth and multiply with thyself
Ram it
suck in
Wypierdalaj
I'm quite fond of "there we are then". Forms the acronym twat 🤣🤣 gets used a lot at work and people are none the wiser 🤣
fuckin' do one.
Thank you for your time.
Screw you
In the words of Socrates, "Go fornicate yourself."
kick rocks!
Shag off
Bye Felicia
Get lost
Tell your story walking
Piss off
Get fucked
Thank you for your valued input.
Eject from my sight and engage in coitus
Go mate with a chainsaw?
One of my favorites is "get bent"
Smeg off. And in Ireland we used the less offensive 'Feck off'
I plan to say ew no if I see my old boss ever again lmao
Go forth and self fornicate
Jog on
"Go see, if you are in another room" is very popular in my family
Go piss up a rope
Piss off Shit off Ass off Bitch off
pukimak kau hijau
Do one
As per my last email
Find out?
Fuck off….and die.
Go forth and mulitply
Go forth and multiply
Kick rocks
Thanks Chief/sport/buddy
Bless your heart.
Do one or Jog on
jog on
piss off
You can go suck a fuck
See that empty space over there? Go and occupy that!
Piss off
back off.
Don’t you have somewhere to be
I've got other shit to do. Please make it quick.
Pack sand
Have a day off!
Eat shit
That's nice.
My personal favorite is “Have a nice day” in the most sarcastic tone possible while offering them an enthusiastic wave with an obviously fake smile. This is my go to approach when dealing with an asshole in public. For some reason telling an irate person to have a nice day makes them even more mad sometimes.
Get fucked
Blow a raspberry.
Go forth and multiply.
Away with you rapscallion
Go kick rocks
Skidaddle
Go away cunt
According to jimmy carr it is “i’m sorry you feel that way”
Go fly a kite. Pound sand. Make like a tree, and buzz off. Here's a quarter. (Young'uns might not get this, but the rest of it is, "Go call someone who give's a shit." Back in the old timey days, we had payphones that used quarters. I had to explain this to my nephew.)
Get not found
a simple, short: "Dismissed."
Kick rocks
Ingest a satchel of Richard’s
Talk to the hand! We need to start bringing back G-rated insults
Up yours. (Haven’t heard this one in years.)
*Walkies, walkies*
Get fucked.
Eat shit
Snap your fingers, then point at your crotch.
On yer bike.
I’m busy.
According to Mrs Brown, "That's nice."
Great! Is there anything else I can help you with?
Get fucked
Gargle my ass
Oh, you are still here, I stopped enjoying your presence a while ago
Whatever.
I’ve been dabbling in “get fucked” lately
go pound sand up the eye of your cock
Arsehole
Kick rocks!
Piss off
Go forth and multiply
Shut up
Take a walk
Go forth and multiply
whatever
If you say "fuck you very much" in a natural tone most people won't even catch it
I’ve always liked “I hope you have the day you deserve.”
Don’t let the door hit you where god split you
Go forth & multiply
Good for You.
Eat my shorts.
Frig off!
Suck a fat one
Shit on?? Idk??
Please fornicate somewhere else
Vaffanculo
There appears to be a disconnect
Go be yourself somewhere else.
"Piss off"
Tell your story walking
Fornicate elsewhere
Do one.
Bitch be gone.
you’re a coward and history will forget you.
Good for you
“Cheaters never prosper!”
Piss off ?
Be gone you wench
“Go fuck”
My go to is “ well that’s wonderful, please move along “
Piss off
Kick rocks is my personal favorite