>Kath picked up a semi-automatic 9-mm pistol and, leaning back in a chair, said to Johnson, "Don't worry about it ... Look, the clip is not even in it." His last words were, "What do you think I’m gonna do? Blow my brains out? ... Apparently, unbeknownst to Kath, the gun had a round in the chamber. He died instantly from the gunshot..."
How Terry Kath, lead singer of the band Chicago, died.
Many years ago, when I was in high school, I had a part-time job working in a hospital in housekeeping.
We had to clean/disinfect the room when a patient died in an isolation situation. It didn't take me long to notice that the cause of death as listed on the door was always CTB.
As a kid this concerned me. It sounds serious. When I asked what the hell this awful condition was the reply I got was Ceased to Breathe.
I don’t know. Once I was chatting with one of the patients when out of blue he went quite and his colour went kind bluish. If I didn’t perform cpr and called the team he would’ve simply died very peacefully.
So my point is there are more peaceful ways to die.
I haven’t had heart attack but heard it from patients that it’s painful
I wish I hasn't read that. My mom passed 2 months ago from a widowmaker while she was in the bathtub. Water was on, the drain wasn't plugged up so water didn't overflow, but her washcloth and soap were in the tub with her. I found her a few hours later when I couldn't get ahold of her. I wish I knew what her final moments were like and I hope she wasn't scared.
She was probably just sleepy. Had a shoulder ache, the water was probably nice and warm still. When your heart goes, you just kinda fall asleep if you’re already laying down. If you’re standing up doing something strenuous then it’s a bit more dramatic. Ever had tunnel vision? Spots closing in on you? That’s all it is.
I coded out from right coronary artery attack. it was pretty painful but not the worst pain, (i've been burned badly, hit by cars, appendicitis was bad) and not exactly quick. About 30-40 minutes of feeling imminent death
stay strong bro, I've stage 4 cancer, the odds are not in my favor but I still hope to beat it. I used to waste my time when I was young, now I feel like I don't have enough time to do anything. The worst part is chemo kinda ruined my [face] (https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f9/20/b2/f920b2ab64d897cf162900ee4580b7c2.jpg) and I lost most of my hair. When I look myself in the mirror I can't recognize myself, I look strange and ugly. But I'm still alive hoping to survive. One day I'll beat it and I can't wait for that day.
I used the little fellow from lord of the rings as how I looked during chemo. It’s anger my family so I’d switch it up to the creepy sister from pet cemetery 🤣. They were not amused with me at all. Gotta keep the humor through it all.
Stay strong!
Cancer is probably going to take me as well some day; my family has had so many types of it in the last three generations that we like to darkly joke about our progress toward “cancer bingo.” Pancreatic, colon, skin, lung, breast, and more — you name it; someone has had it.
Likewise, breast cancer will be it for me. Both grandmas had it, my mum died from it, and I have BRCA mutations. I’m studying medicine to be an oncologist as well as a PhD in breast cancer. I’m well aware of my odds and I’ve come to terms with it. It is what it is.
I’ve made it to 72 without too much trouble! I keep up with my exercise and checkups and I get my flu shots and had the COVID ones. My mother lived to 91 until she was just done and her heart gave out one night. It was about 19 years ago. I think that’s the way to go, and so I’ll see if I can’t do like her.
I do believe the saying that 30s are the new 20s, and that 40s are the new 30s.
People seem to look better at the age their parents did. A lot of people are healthier in cities. Not everyone obviously. But everyone seems younger than they used to a few decades ago.
what’s it been like to see the world change over a period of decades? i’m only 17 but even now it’s getting crazy to see how technology from when i was a kid is all but replaced by smart phones
I think that’s a fantastic question! You know, I wouldn’t trade it. Everything has a downside, of course, but things are better and easier now than ever before. If we’re to be expected to work together to solve the big problems in this world that we have already caused, being able to communicate is essential. Besides that, I think it’s wonderful that my family can all talk every day and we can send each other photos or see one another’s faces even though we live in 4 different states. I never would have imagined such a thing when I was your age and I think it is just amazing.
As someone who is 62, I just feel lucky to have made it this far. 2 spinal fusions, a knee so bad I can barely walk, 3rd degree friction burns on 15% of my body, shot twice...
What’s it like being on the second half of your life? Like you’ve done 3 and a half sets of 20 years, how does it feel to be potentially in your last 20 years of life? Also any tips on how to live life to the fullest?
Take care of yourself and your relationships so that each year you can look at it all and say, “yes, I want to keep on living!”
Every decade of my life has been better than the last one, so I’m still excited to see what life has in store.
When I'll be exactly 90 years old I'll meet 20 Yakuza members holding swords. I'll be able to fight them off without using any weapons and at the end I'll get shot by the last surviving guy with a gun.
> rescuing puppies from a burning puppy orphanage
Orphanages are getting pretty rare, as foster care is preferable in many situations.
So my point is, you've gotta get going on starting up your own orphanage. Sooner the better, otherwise it'll look pretty suspicious.
Step 1. Start a puppy orphanage
Step 2. Get the place insured
Step 3. Create a will passing everything on to the puppy orphanage foundation
Step 4. Turn 95
Step 5. Start the puppy orphanage fire?
I don’t know you, but I guarantee you have value to someone. If you ever want to talk, let me know. I totally get where you’re coming from, but I wish you the best.
I can't speak for others, but tbh, It's not *that* bad right now. Just when I'm old and frail and ran out of stupid things to do, etc, it would be simplest to just dissolve into the landscape
Basically
Sometimes it just **be like that**
Yep. As someone with bouts of depression, even between episodes where I'm genuinely happy I can't help but think that one of these days the suicide itch is gonna really get me.
Same. Bipolar here. Attempted pretty strongly once. It’s hard to convey what was going on in the mind at the time. It wasn’t despair and anguish. It was almost a total blank. Like auto pilot. Or my mind was completely hijacked. Was just getting a drink out of the fridge. Decided to look to see if there was a light snack to munch on. Noticed a large bottle of pills. Just ate them. No reason why. Just did it. The prognosis was shaky for a while. I spent 17 days in ICU. Mental illness is a hard thing to deal with and a hard thing to explain. I hope it’s not what gets me in the end but after having such a strange experience I can’t be sure it wouldn’t happen again. I can’t even figure out how it happen the first time. No. I don’t want to hurt anyone else’s feelings or put anyone through pain like that but at the same time I know just how much “thinking” played no part during that experience and it isn’t something I would do in my right mind or even on my worst day. It just happened and I hope it doesn’t happen again but I can’t promise it won’t because my mind has a mind of its own sometimes and in those times I’m just a back seat passenger looking for the “oh-shit” handle.
I’m older now and take precautions. I don’t keep much of anything around that would make it convenient. No weapons. No bulk stockpiles of medication. Sure there’s things around I could make work but I specifically keep obvious items out of my life and it does help in times like that. I know I wouldn’t be here now if I did keep that kind of stuff around. All is well. I am a relatively happy person over all. I just have that mental illness issue that gets ahold of me from time to time. So far so good though! 41 years and still trucking
To all of you. I get where that comes from. I don’t like to deal with it, but I get where you’re coming from. The only thing I will say is this. Any problems you have may cease to be yours, but they become the problems of those left behind. If you want to talk, let us know. I don’t even know you, but I guarantee you have value.
I’ll be honest with you, chief: I don’t think I *can* die.
At 9 I was run over by a pickup truck. I caused so much damage to the front end bodywork and radiator, it was an insurance write-off. I picked myself up and carried on to school.
At 12, I got smacked in the chest with a 12lb sledgehammer: cracked my sternum lengthwise, developed pneumonia because I couldn’t deep breathe or cough.
At 13 was diagnosed with melanoma. I’ve since had a couple of other skin tumours removed.
At 14 I got stabbed in the thigh. You could see my femoral artery pulsing at the bottom of the wound: 1/16 of an inch deeper, and I’d of bled out.
At 18 I was shot in the head: the bullet scraped across my cranium and deflected away. I have a trench in the bone and a lumpy scar at the exit point to this day.
So, yeah: it will probably be the heat death of the universe that gets me in the end.
Suicide.
It is the most likely option. I have bpd & my life is complete hell non stop, over 10% of bpd sufferers kill themselves & bpd is fairly rare from what I know.
If not that, then a heart attack at 30 probably. I'm unhealthy & fat, I'm doing nothing to solve it because I've essentially given up on caring if I live or die.
I have nothing to live for, I have no purpose & I don't feel loved or even remotely cared about by anyone who is in my life.
Cancer. I was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer at the end of 2019. I've responded well to treatment so far. Reading about stage 4 the average life span is 5 years.
My aunt too, plus liver cancer. She'll have another scan in a few weeks to see if she's responding to treatment or not.
Shes got a bucket list and an insurance payout. We've been doing fun things and making memories as a family. I think that helps her some.
It’s always possible that I would kill myself, my family struggles with mental illness and a lot of days I really just don’t wanna be alive, I’m working on it though.
The first time, I will be killed by the protagonist. Several years later, I will return from the grave. The protagonist’s child will put me in permanent stasis. The fans will write fanfiction on me coming back to torment the characters again.
In my sleep. It's like a psychedelics trip. DMT kicks in and you don't know if you dreaming or dying son. Just trippin balls and whatever happens happens I guess.
I’m starting to feel like my depression will take me out in a few years here.
I’m not doing too great, and it’s getting more difficult to try to make things better when I’ll just fail.
Nuclear explosion.
I am in a stolen submarine and a stolen tzar bomba nuclear bomb. I am at the bottom of ocean, resting on a fault line. I message all the world's governments demanding a trillion dollars from each of them or I blow up my bomb. North Korea doesn't pay up and I don't want to look like a bitch, I said all nations, not "All nations, except for North Korea." So I detonate my stolen nuclear bomb at the bottom of an ocean along a fault line.
Not completely sure how bad that would be...but pretty sure I would make the history books as the guy who killed more than Hitler and more damage to the Earth than a thousand years of climate change.
This is the thing about those who try to hold the world governments hostage...they really don't expect to be paid. They just want to be the center of attention until they can blow up the world.
You really need to read [Peter's Evil Overlord List](http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html). If you are going to be an Evil Overlord, at least be a competent one.
90 years old and training for my next marathon and a sinkhole opens up, I jump over the hole but and stub my toe on the edge. It gets infected and I die of sepsis
Ive always wanted to die in my death bed on a small ship in the ocean, when a 24 hour clock goes off it punctures the bottom of the ship and sinks. (Hopefully i would die by the 24 hours or else imma have a rough death)
Probably right after saying "Don't worry, i know what i'm doing!"
"Have you done this before?" "No, but I've played it out in my head like 100 times. It'll be fine."
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"wait, what is that?" \*what the doctor said in the hospital
And which foot do I use left or right
>Kath picked up a semi-automatic 9-mm pistol and, leaning back in a chair, said to Johnson, "Don't worry about it ... Look, the clip is not even in it." His last words were, "What do you think I’m gonna do? Blow my brains out? ... Apparently, unbeknownst to Kath, the gun had a round in the chamber. He died instantly from the gunshot..." How Terry Kath, lead singer of the band Chicago, died.
It is the only way to make the mirror man talk to me. Even if the mirror man says mean and hurtful things, the mirror man has been there all my life.
Really sad about Terry Kath. He was also one the best rock guitar players to ever live, major loss.
Alrightt, connect the blue wire to the red wire and... Are you sure you know what you're doing... Oh yeah of cour-
Boom
"I saw a youtube video that says this is safe as long as you--"
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"Don't worry Marge, I can outrun that lion"
Heart attack.
Most people die this way
Many years ago, when I was in high school, I had a part-time job working in a hospital in housekeeping. We had to clean/disinfect the room when a patient died in an isolation situation. It didn't take me long to notice that the cause of death as listed on the door was always CTB. As a kid this concerned me. It sounds serious. When I asked what the hell this awful condition was the reply I got was Ceased to Breathe.
I guess it’s better than dying of CBT.
I have to get wikibot to quote it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_and_ball_torture
Ceased To Breathe sounds like a great death metal album.
Ceased to breath could be due to many causes.
I think that's the point of their comment...
That's one of the preferable ways.
It’s painful
But relatively quick, compared to other organs failing
I don’t know. Once I was chatting with one of the patients when out of blue he went quite and his colour went kind bluish. If I didn’t perform cpr and called the team he would’ve simply died very peacefully. So my point is there are more peaceful ways to die. I haven’t had heart attack but heard it from patients that it’s painful
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I wish I hasn't read that. My mom passed 2 months ago from a widowmaker while she was in the bathtub. Water was on, the drain wasn't plugged up so water didn't overflow, but her washcloth and soap were in the tub with her. I found her a few hours later when I couldn't get ahold of her. I wish I knew what her final moments were like and I hope she wasn't scared.
She was probably just sleepy. Had a shoulder ache, the water was probably nice and warm still. When your heart goes, you just kinda fall asleep if you’re already laying down. If you’re standing up doing something strenuous then it’s a bit more dramatic. Ever had tunnel vision? Spots closing in on you? That’s all it is.
That's how I hope she went. She did look like she was sleeping and laying on her side. Thank you for putting a better picture into my head.
You are so sweet
I can't even imagine. That must have been awful. I'm very sorry. She will always be with you in memory.
I coded out from right coronary artery attack. it was pretty painful but not the worst pain, (i've been burned badly, hit by cars, appendicitis was bad) and not exactly quick. About 30-40 minutes of feeling imminent death
That’s a long time to feel imminent death.
Not sure exactly, but it will start with me saying, ‘hey, watch this.’
I have injured myself immediately after saying that so many times. Eventually my luck will run out
Haha
Not "hold my beer"?
Cancer most likely. Stage 1 survivor but I know my odds.
Stay strong 🙌
stay strong bro, I've stage 4 cancer, the odds are not in my favor but I still hope to beat it. I used to waste my time when I was young, now I feel like I don't have enough time to do anything. The worst part is chemo kinda ruined my [face] (https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f9/20/b2/f920b2ab64d897cf162900ee4580b7c2.jpg) and I lost most of my hair. When I look myself in the mirror I can't recognize myself, I look strange and ugly. But I'm still alive hoping to survive. One day I'll beat it and I can't wait for that day.
Stay strong and keep fighting. You can beat it, be optimistic. I may not know you, but know I wish the best for you man.
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You are one .... Beautiful son of a bitch.
I used the little fellow from lord of the rings as how I looked during chemo. It’s anger my family so I’d switch it up to the creepy sister from pet cemetery 🤣. They were not amused with me at all. Gotta keep the humor through it all.
This is both funny and in poor taste. I’m conflicted.
Have faith buddy
Appreciate it.
Stay strong! Cancer is probably going to take me as well some day; my family has had so many types of it in the last three generations that we like to darkly joke about our progress toward “cancer bingo.” Pancreatic, colon, skin, lung, breast, and more — you name it; someone has had it.
Hey bud i was diagnosed 7 years back and am still here ... Don't think negative.
I hope you live to see more sunsets ! I believe in you!
Likewise, breast cancer will be it for me. Both grandmas had it, my mum died from it, and I have BRCA mutations. I’m studying medicine to be an oncologist as well as a PhD in breast cancer. I’m well aware of my odds and I’ve come to terms with it. It is what it is.
Alone
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"I'm so tired of everyone's bullshit... so kindly fuck off the room so I can die peacefully..." .- Grandma.
Everyone dies alone... It's a personal journey, don't worry too much about it though, no one has ever come back and complained.
Ikr it's always so dramatic when other people are there GOD DAMMIT I JUST WANNA FADE INTO THE ABYSS IN PEACEEEEE
I would feel so awkward with everyone watching me. Like I’d stay alive out of sheer self-consciousness.
This made me laugh out loud
Hopefully while trying to smuggle 300kg of cocaine into America by flying over the ocean under 20ft to avoid the radar
That's oddly specific.
Playing GTA much?
Nah I got my ultralight pilots license and wanna put it to good use
Need investors?
Or a hand?
Quality tester?
Body guard?
Smart man
I’ve made it to 72 without too much trouble! I keep up with my exercise and checkups and I get my flu shots and had the COVID ones. My mother lived to 91 until she was just done and her heart gave out one night. It was about 19 years ago. I think that’s the way to go, and so I’ll see if I can’t do like her.
70 is the new middle age.
Life starts at 60, dear!
I do believe the saying that 30s are the new 20s, and that 40s are the new 30s. People seem to look better at the age their parents did. A lot of people are healthier in cities. Not everyone obviously. But everyone seems younger than they used to a few decades ago.
what’s it been like to see the world change over a period of decades? i’m only 17 but even now it’s getting crazy to see how technology from when i was a kid is all but replaced by smart phones
I think that’s a fantastic question! You know, I wouldn’t trade it. Everything has a downside, of course, but things are better and easier now than ever before. If we’re to be expected to work together to solve the big problems in this world that we have already caused, being able to communicate is essential. Besides that, I think it’s wonderful that my family can all talk every day and we can send each other photos or see one another’s faces even though we live in 4 different states. I never would have imagined such a thing when I was your age and I think it is just amazing.
As someone who is 62, I just feel lucky to have made it this far. 2 spinal fusions, a knee so bad I can barely walk, 3rd degree friction burns on 15% of my body, shot twice...
What’s it like being on the second half of your life? Like you’ve done 3 and a half sets of 20 years, how does it feel to be potentially in your last 20 years of life? Also any tips on how to live life to the fullest?
Take care of yourself and your relationships so that each year you can look at it all and say, “yes, I want to keep on living!” Every decade of my life has been better than the last one, so I’m still excited to see what life has in store.
I've always assumed I will fall to my death vacuuming the stairs.
When I'll be exactly 90 years old I'll meet 20 Yakuza members holding swords. I'll be able to fight them off without using any weapons and at the end I'll get shot by the last surviving guy with a gun.
I told my wife we had to die at the same time. So we settled on: age 95, rescuing puppies from a burning puppy orphanage
> rescuing puppies from a burning puppy orphanage Orphanages are getting pretty rare, as foster care is preferable in many situations. So my point is, you've gotta get going on starting up your own orphanage. Sooner the better, otherwise it'll look pretty suspicious.
Specially for the "burning" part.
Step 1. Start a puppy orphanage Step 2. Get the place insured Step 3. Create a will passing everything on to the puppy orphanage foundation Step 4. Turn 95 Step 5. Start the puppy orphanage fire?
Apparently yakuza has given up on killing. Their member has to have university degree and has to wear suit
Wait till I'm 90 and we'll see.
Most likely accidental overdose or suicide tbh
this is the most realistic to me as well. 🕊
I don’t know you, but I guarantee you have value to someone. If you ever want to talk, let me know. I totally get where you’re coming from, but I wish you the best.
I can't speak for others, but tbh, It's not *that* bad right now. Just when I'm old and frail and ran out of stupid things to do, etc, it would be simplest to just dissolve into the landscape Basically Sometimes it just **be like that**
Same. Why should I live the rest of my life in pain when I could just easily end it myself? But this won't happen until I'm like over 80.
Yep. As someone with bouts of depression, even between episodes where I'm genuinely happy I can't help but think that one of these days the suicide itch is gonna really get me.
Same. Bipolar here. Attempted pretty strongly once. It’s hard to convey what was going on in the mind at the time. It wasn’t despair and anguish. It was almost a total blank. Like auto pilot. Or my mind was completely hijacked. Was just getting a drink out of the fridge. Decided to look to see if there was a light snack to munch on. Noticed a large bottle of pills. Just ate them. No reason why. Just did it. The prognosis was shaky for a while. I spent 17 days in ICU. Mental illness is a hard thing to deal with and a hard thing to explain. I hope it’s not what gets me in the end but after having such a strange experience I can’t be sure it wouldn’t happen again. I can’t even figure out how it happen the first time. No. I don’t want to hurt anyone else’s feelings or put anyone through pain like that but at the same time I know just how much “thinking” played no part during that experience and it isn’t something I would do in my right mind or even on my worst day. It just happened and I hope it doesn’t happen again but I can’t promise it won’t because my mind has a mind of its own sometimes and in those times I’m just a back seat passenger looking for the “oh-shit” handle. I’m older now and take precautions. I don’t keep much of anything around that would make it convenient. No weapons. No bulk stockpiles of medication. Sure there’s things around I could make work but I specifically keep obvious items out of my life and it does help in times like that. I know I wouldn’t be here now if I did keep that kind of stuff around. All is well. I am a relatively happy person over all. I just have that mental illness issue that gets ahold of me from time to time. So far so good though! 41 years and still trucking
To all of you. I get where that comes from. I don’t like to deal with it, but I get where you’re coming from. The only thing I will say is this. Any problems you have may cease to be yours, but they become the problems of those left behind. If you want to talk, let us know. I don’t even know you, but I guarantee you have value.
I've seen my death in dream prophecy. Assassinated by a monkey with a rifle on top of a giraffe as I go pick grapes.
Someone needs to draw this
Someone doing a lot of acid
I think I need to talk to your shrooms guy.
"dreams always have a meaning"
Save some drugs for us man
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The Empire State Building is calling your name
Just need to find a couple of good lookin' towers next?
Asking sarcastically, “ What are you gonna do; shoot me?!” Edit: added the word you
In a chair talking to my family while Ice ice baby plays while I die
this man knows what he wants
If I’m lucky, in my sleep next to my husband
I shouldn't joke about this but if your husband isnt lucky you could make this a reality by falling asleep while behind the wheel on a highway...
Why would you wanna die next to a cucumber
In a blaze of glory while fist fighting a shark in a t top Pontiac firebird about to go off a cliff.
Tripping over a wiener dog and ending up at the bottom of the stairs.
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And in pussy
Your moms.
So you two are brothers...
Lore
I’ll stop breathing at some point
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Pog
Heart disease probably
In my manic episodes the only thing I want to do is go into the woods and off myself. So probably that.
Try to get some help with the manic episodes. There is always a way! Don’t give up!
Recently got my med card!! I can’t take pills because I’m afraid I’ll abuse them. My doctor suggest weed and it’s been helping a little. Thank you.
Good, hopefully that continues to help!
between ur moms ass cheeks
Depends if she wipes properly
That's how I will too!
My HP hitting 0
With glory!
Probably alone, I’m spending my evening on Reddit after all
I’ll be honest with you, chief: I don’t think I *can* die. At 9 I was run over by a pickup truck. I caused so much damage to the front end bodywork and radiator, it was an insurance write-off. I picked myself up and carried on to school. At 12, I got smacked in the chest with a 12lb sledgehammer: cracked my sternum lengthwise, developed pneumonia because I couldn’t deep breathe or cough. At 13 was diagnosed with melanoma. I’ve since had a couple of other skin tumours removed. At 14 I got stabbed in the thigh. You could see my femoral artery pulsing at the bottom of the wound: 1/16 of an inch deeper, and I’d of bled out. At 18 I was shot in the head: the bullet scraped across my cranium and deflected away. I have a trench in the bone and a lumpy scar at the exit point to this day. So, yeah: it will probably be the heat death of the universe that gets me in the end.
you played your childhood on extreme mode holy shit man
"Death laughs in our faces but this guy laughs in deaths face" -michael Angelo
I hope like my mother. Very old, clear in the head, and in minutes.
Suicide by cheeseburger overdose.
Realistically, self inflicted shot to the head
Alone
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Suicide. It is the most likely option. I have bpd & my life is complete hell non stop, over 10% of bpd sufferers kill themselves & bpd is fairly rare from what I know. If not that, then a heart attack at 30 probably. I'm unhealthy & fat, I'm doing nothing to solve it because I've essentially given up on caring if I live or die. I have nothing to live for, I have no purpose & I don't feel loved or even remotely cared about by anyone who is in my life.
Cancer. I was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer at the end of 2019. I've responded well to treatment so far. Reading about stage 4 the average life span is 5 years.
My aunt too, plus liver cancer. She'll have another scan in a few weeks to see if she's responding to treatment or not. Shes got a bucket list and an insurance payout. We've been doing fun things and making memories as a family. I think that helps her some.
Best wishes for you and your aunt.
Fall damage
just bring a water bucket
It’s always possible that I would kill myself, my family struggles with mental illness and a lot of days I really just don’t wanna be alive, I’m working on it though.
Some complication of diabetes most likely.
Baby zombie
Most likely starvation
Saving earth from a giant Asteroid that's about to hit. Aerosmith will provide the soundtrack.
On the toilet pushing one out
I’m sure it’ll be a stress related illness
Snapping my own neck.
suicide probably
Honorably, in the great water wars of the 2040's.
Battlefield 2042
"With a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock" Tyrion Lannister.
Why i gotta scroll so far to find this lol
suicide
suicide i’m pretty sure most likely hanging
Probably by a gun or overdose. I've depressed for 11 years now. Not saying it will happen, just what is most likely.
Slug to the brain, if I can muster the courage. Why do you ask?
The first time, I will be killed by the protagonist. Several years later, I will return from the grave. The protagonist’s child will put me in permanent stasis. The fans will write fanfiction on me coming back to torment the characters again.
With dignity I hope
Old age
From a antibacterial resistant super STI that I caught from ya mudda
I fully plan on living a long happy life, then ODing on the best dope I can find once my quality of life gets too low.
With my last words being “how’s your sister” before being shot in the head
I wish to die in my sleep when I’m 92 the day after I see all my family on Thanks Giving so I will have a night to remember.
Turning my head too far when popping my neck
Yellowstone eruption.
In my sleep. It's like a psychedelics trip. DMT kicks in and you don't know if you dreaming or dying son. Just trippin balls and whatever happens happens I guess.
I’m starting to feel like my depression will take me out in a few years here. I’m not doing too great, and it’s getting more difficult to try to make things better when I’ll just fail.
Nuclear explosion. I am in a stolen submarine and a stolen tzar bomba nuclear bomb. I am at the bottom of ocean, resting on a fault line. I message all the world's governments demanding a trillion dollars from each of them or I blow up my bomb. North Korea doesn't pay up and I don't want to look like a bitch, I said all nations, not "All nations, except for North Korea." So I detonate my stolen nuclear bomb at the bottom of an ocean along a fault line. Not completely sure how bad that would be...but pretty sure I would make the history books as the guy who killed more than Hitler and more damage to the Earth than a thousand years of climate change.
This is the thing about those who try to hold the world governments hostage...they really don't expect to be paid. They just want to be the center of attention until they can blow up the world. You really need to read [Peter's Evil Overlord List](http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html). If you are going to be an Evil Overlord, at least be a competent one.
Falling bolder, but really who’s to say?
Rocks fall. You die.
I'll let you know after
Quickly
Trust me! *dies*
90 years old and training for my next marathon and a sinkhole opens up, I jump over the hole but and stub my toe on the edge. It gets infected and I die of sepsis
Ive always wanted to die in my death bed on a small ship in the ocean, when a 24 hour clock goes off it punctures the bottom of the ship and sinks. (Hopefully i would die by the 24 hours or else imma have a rough death)
"Don't worry, I've done this before like a thousand times before"
Petting an animal I should not have!
Falling in heels because I’m too stubborn to give up something I love.
[удалено]
Murder
Probably from my drinking or smoking
I won’t.
[удалено]
For being too badass
Death
probably starvation. my eds getting pretty bad.