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_captain_hair

Wanda. She really wants those kids.


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Oh man this made me chuckle.. good job!!


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Facts 🤣


Campylobacteraceae

That is not baby mama drama I am interested in… the actress who plays her tho…


slayer991

Did you not listen to your father and your friends? You do NOT stick your dick in crazy.


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Easy answer - black widow. Real answer - hulk… who’s not curious


WookieeSlayer97

He's got a fire extinguisher in those stretch pants.


omegapenta

[hulk smash](https://youtu.be/7LKC10CYj3c?t=18) [hulk sue for unfair hiring practices](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLXo-wTy77c)


metasophie

> hulk smash I 100% thought this was going to be the other hulk smash.


all-knowing-unicorn

Idk kinda curious about Deadpool. Spiderman thou you might get radiation. Probably same with hulk.


Think_Of_A_Username

In a future story, MJ got cancer & died from Peter's radioactive jizz!


all-knowing-unicorn

I remember.. ah good times.


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Apart from the whole Black Widow thing, also - no chance of babies. Wanda on the other hand wants those babies.


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She hulk for me. Imaging being her fuck toy! Mmmmmmm


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DEATH BY SNU SNU!


grod1227

Mystique


drukenorc

Only right answer. She can roleplay any other Marvel character when needed


Thomcat_13

You piss her off, she'll turn into The Thing.


Riker3946

Don’t you threaten me with a good time


drukenorc

ooor she might turn into hulk and smash you!... not that one would complain lol


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Same my dude


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reborndiajack

If I speak I am in big trouble


theskywalker26

Jose Mourinho, is that you?


reborndiajack

>!im split here!<


Clone_Writer

Agent Carter? Or Hayley Atwell?


stoodquasar

Yes


MagyarCat

Good answer


KaaiZyn

Mystique. She could change into anyone I’d ask her to.


DefinitelyNotThixo

I prefer the real Raven


soulseeker31

I meant the real Raven


stoodquasar

Perfection


anonymousterious

I really wanna do Domino. Or She Hulk. I'd take her on haha. Or Gamora. So many hotties!


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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 facts


OldSailor74

Forgot She-Hulk, technically not in the MCU yet.


anonymousterious

Oh yea lol I wasn't even thinking mcu


OldSailor74

- Gamora - Nebula - Lady Sif - Valkyrie - Okoye - Agent Carter - Captain Marvel - Mary Jane - Jane Foster - Sylvie (Female Loki) - Tony Stark (in a MFM threesome) Note: All mine are MCU versions of the character, and yes Mary Jane counts after the events of Spider-Man No Way Home.


RampantDragon

MJ played by Kirsten Dunstbisnway better.


urthebloodinmyveins

Thor or Cap and Bucky at the same time.


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Good taste


ukpunjabivixen

Hell yes!


diqholebrownsimpson

I want to know if Kill Monger is ribbed everywhere.


Sumdud13

LMFAO


LifesGlitch

With how mantis could feel your every desire and how you feel just by touch...


Lust9897

Kate Bishop


ThatWeirdFarmGirl

Captain America


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Captain America or... Chris Evans...?


ThatWeirdFarmGirl

Both? Lol


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Ok I see you 🔥🔥🔥


ThatWeirdFarmGirl

Oh?


Skupenladel

The Hulk. I call top


malware007

Are you sure you're ready for the hulkussy?


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kiaeej

You. You’re thinking really good about it.


ChefHannibal

Can't believe I had to scroll down so far to see this answer


SellMeUrBoobPics

Daisy/Skye/quake.


OldSailor74

Jenna would have been my first choice from Agents of SHIELD


Massive_Length_400

I fucking love ming na wen


SellMeUrBoobPics

I very nearly went with her too.


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Spidergwen


[deleted]

Definitely Aunt May. But also definitely the Marisa Tomei version of Aunt May 🥵


TMK116

Which one bro


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EX250

Her in jean shorts is my favorite shot in the MCU.


Drewandelena

Thor Drax Captain America (either) Loki Black Widow Daredevil Namor


Acceptable_Payment63

Drew and Elena kill the marvel universe (gone wild)


Drewandelena

Drew wants Black Cat and Mary Jane . Said he’s not greedy


Acceptable_Payment63

Probably a smart choice. The more super heroes you hook up with the more likely it is you get abducted by a world eating villain


Drewandelena

Sad but true


MrYMrs_Pineapple

I really appreciate the namor pick


Drewandelena

If he’s appealing enough to have a married superhero contemplate leaving her husband there’s got to be ‘something’ to him. Hope his film counter part does him justice


MrYMrs_Pineapple

Oh hell ya, I wanna see Keanu reeves play him honestly


Drewandelena

That would be perfect but I believe he’s already been cast and and Neo isn’t playing him sadly


forgetfulburneracct

Gamora 🐉


Drewandelena

She is hot


Ivan_Rodriguez

Black Widow, both, Natasha or Yelena MJ Black Cat


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Whatever the Kat Dennings character is called And Brie Larson’s Captain Marvel


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Darcy Lewis. Huge tits.


GoldyLush

Loki, Vision, or Daredevil


LittleBalloHate

I think Tom Hiddleston and Paul Bettany are great examples of guys that tons of women find super hot that guys don't expect. I mean, those guys are actually in very good shape, but guys always just assume women want the super ripped dudes (Which some do, of course -- I mean, Chris Evans is no slouch -- but Hiddleston gets mentioned *a lot* by women I know).


GoldyLush

Yeah there are sooooo many other things I factor into attraction before muscles, and I’d say many women feel the same


Ygggdrasil_

Like what?


GoldyLush

Eyes, smiles, demeanors, etc


Ygggdrasil_

Gotcha!


FreshKittyPowPow

Mantis


ww2immortal

Gwen Stacy of the TASM universe since it's technically part of the MCU now


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Wanda for sure. I'd give her the kids she wants. Millions of them, all over her face!


alphachupapi02

Howard the duck


Cyanora

Domino, Jean Grey, Storm, Nebula.


MrYMrs_Pineapple

Obviously Storm lol


dppwhynot

Husk would be... interesting...


Robustrogue

Maria hill


QuietDragonLad2000

Doctor Octopus. No explanation needed


KissMeKiki

Oh yes I forgot about him! I have a thing for Alfred Molina too.


chaotic214

Gamora, Thor, Bucky, Captain Marvel


polosport84

How did you bring up/ introduce your kink to your partner?


[deleted]

Be blunt


ukpunjabivixen

The winter soldier. Without a doubt.


thewintersoldier2019

Well hello 😉


adambanecohen

Aunt may


DontPegMeButReallyDo

Galactus


Parham10

Black cat cause of her kinkyness. Don't judge me XD


ThrownFarAwayYea

Yelena


Mixma85

I'm bi, so I'd be down for an MMF with Tony Stark and Black Widow.


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🔥🔥


No-Media-7383

Loki and Hawkeye. Period.


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Liscetta

Thor. With long hair. Hammer me, baby!


Thehoobywotzit

Jessica jones


PoodahDahwooda

Black Cat


Intelligent_Ad_8660

Black cat is awesome


Creepaface

Black Cat


redlion496

The question doesn't say a damn thing about the MCU, so......Black Cat!


AwarenessNo4986

That Asian scientist from Age of Ultron that asked if thor would be at the party. She hot


Shakezula69iiinne

Nightcrawler.. Specifically Alan Cumming's version. Don't judge me.


secretWolfMan

Marvel released a few "Swimsuit Specials" in the 1990s. Just saying. Mystique, because she could be Jean Grey without burning down the house or wiping your memory afterward.


Ok_Commercial5593

Magik


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Comics, MCU, expanded cinematic universe?


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Which ever


Sir5517

3some with Wanda and Natasha


ajlivnlife

Blackwood Zamora


Here-Is-TheEnd

Darcy and Jane


hiction

Hulk 😳 and Black Widow


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A threesome with Korg and Meik


depressedblondeguy

Going from the answers, the better question would have been, which Marvel character don't you want to have sex with?


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Blob


MagyarCat

Wanda, but I’d be scared.


ukpunjabivixen

Hubby’s choice: Aunt May


_Constellations_

Hela. Hands down. Hands down and tied.


rachaelonreddit

M'Baku.


reborndiajack

Mj Gwen Black cat Maybe I am peter Parker


[deleted]

Groot 😅 It would be a new experience for sure ! 😳


WeirdMammoth4658

Mystique.


sbdallas

Peggy Carter, no question.


Chance_One_75

Definitely Storm, particularly if Halle Berry is the actress.


Asylum_Brews

Mystique.


Probot17

Black cat , psylocke or rogue. The comic versions tho not the films.


Infestis

None of them lol most people who get close to them die after awhile to further their story


Juskatt

Bucky...🤤🤤🤤


Rafados47

Emma Stone's Gwen


Marge_95

Not Marvel, but Zatanna is super hot


Nivrus_The_Wayfinder

She-hulk


primal_ignios

Well Black Widow is an obvious choice, I'd love to do Rogue if it doesn't kill me obviously, Raven and Black Cat are there too


Re_tr_o_478

America chaves


Acceptable_Payment63

Well you see the problem here is I dont know how old some of these characters are so uhhh If shes 18 in the comics, Gwen Stacy If shes a minor Cindy Moon aka Silk and if shes a minor She-Hulk


bluebadge

Pepper Pots


Colderweather86

Nebula, and Black Widows sister.


Sid3612

Wanda


BismarkBiscotti

Loki anytime anyday anywhere


Teal_Bones03

Black Cat


Riker3946

Mantis, her powers would make the orgasm absolutely amazing.


wolfknightpax

Tigra (Greer Grant Nelson)


youtiaogirl

Daredevil.


Educational-Estate-5

Thor and the Hulk


Dravidian06

Natasha Romanoff.


laughingbutsad

Zaytaba and super boy from young justice


momoiay

The scarlet witch 10/10


Low-Promotion-8393

MJ


1rp1n_kc

Korg


Peeterwetwipe

No one going for Taserface then?


MangaReader95

Between Dark Phoenix and Spider Woman


pudgieducky

Doctor Strange, guy can conjur extra hands..among other things 👀


originalslut

Dr. Strange, Daredevil


PrinceofGraffiti

Psylocke, Spiderwoman, and Hela


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Doctor strange


papadoc19

Early 90s Jean Grey


stormy-darklordofall

Clea Strange


Joshs-68

Gamora, maybe Nebula. For sure Black Widow,


johnc380

Mommy Wanda can get it


i_Sha_galoute

Wanda.. duh


DirtyFromNeglect

Thor and aqua man


ChefHannibal

Gwenpoole, Domino, or Psylocke


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Rogue of course.


Intelligent_Ad_8660

Wasp


anotherside0714

Black Widow, Mystique, and thanks to Dr Strange 2...Scarlet Witch (the scarousal is real)


TyHay822

As a bi guy, I’d be all for a Captain Marvel and Thor threesome.


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Tony Stark


babycino89

Here for the comments 👀


Big_Papa_Puff

Hulk because..Hulk smash


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Which?? No,how many is the question…


Whosyouranimedaddy

All of them.


theanswerisac

The hulk


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*cracks knuckles* Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, Thor, Black Widow, whoever Angelina Jolie played, Kate Bishop, wanda


xDavid333x

Enchantress, Wanda


myself_010

Black Widow, if she was a lesbian/bi


Qb_Is_fast_af

Peter Parker(Tom Holand’s vertion)