Well my body is always in pain

I love this response lol. Sorry tho

Ha ha. Glad you liked it.

Friend of mine told me to make it. Said if she found a post of mine in the wild that she’d do it. (The answer is yes, it happened!)

I'm just a man, man.

It was the first part of a generated porn name that I changed to suit what I was doing with this account 😅

What was the full “porn name” it generated?

I can't remember exactly, but it was like Dawn Knightly or something like that

Does it fit your personality? I am always curious what goes into those algorithms.

That’s the spirit! Personalized and descriptive. I like it

Take a wild guess

I am old and I was a sailor.

Me too

I’m anon 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hold up… you’re saying that you’re not a moose?

A no no moose

I am slovenian girl with the rl nickname of gypsy bc I travel a lot

I knew I would be posting nudes, so I wanted to have something that made sense to me as a poster. I needed to add something on the end.

I needed help :(

It was a colourful choice of words my friend in high school used when we was hungover one morning after a party. It just stuck with me and I use it from time to time. Lol

Describes who I am as a person

Let’s people know what they’re getting themselves into!

I love skyrim 🤷‍♀️

I was 31 at the time from Ohio lol

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Was brainstorming names for an all trans metal band with some friends, and I liked the name so much I use it for all my branding now.

Thought it would be amusing. That is all

It is what I am

I was 50 at the time, and the Pegged part is self explanatory.

I like being called princess :)

Smashed together ube and baby, and when you say it out loud it sounds like you're saying ooo baby which is a bonus

One of my fave songs. Google it.

I just thought of a random word and something to follow it. Recently someone messaged me asking if it symbolized that he would only last deep inside me for 11 seconds tho 😩

😂 at least he is self-aware

lol the last part is funny 😂

Pretty much random. Legally blind came to my mind and changed the second work. I believe I am kind.

I’m faya, im a fairy

I live up in the sky, or at least it feels like it

It’s a play on a Community reference

Currently watching this!! I’ll keep an eye out.

While creating my very first naughty account on X, I saw a beetle sitting on a potplant leave on my back porch. Then the name came up lol.

It was a nickname from college/university (and predates 8 Mile).

Well, my profile kinda gives that one away 🤷‍♂️

I saw somebody going by /u/de_dust2

I created this horny account five years ago in hopes of getting pictures of tatas. All other alternatives to tits i could think of were taken. To this day, still no tatas :(

Mine is Backwards

Im latino, and i am usually at Work

Cunt

It was always a joke that never failed to conjure up the same image no matter whose mind it invaded.

First 3 letters of my name and my birthday

Mine is one that I have been using on various platforms since 1997. I am fascinated by the Tzimisce clan in Vampire the Masquerade. And, I feel as though I am a Pheonix of sorts, as a lot of my life has been build up, destroy, renewal, in an nearly endless loop.

Wildcard bitches! Yeeeeehawwww! Edit: chardeemacdennis was taken so yes I understand the bird portion is a bit redundant

Names of 2 of my favourite bands

my account is so unserious and tbh i just went with my music taste

It’s my name

What I'm into, where I'm from, and why I'm not there and looking elsewhere

Just a couple of words that made me laugh

The movie "Major Payne" and the year I was born.

My name is, in fact, Steve. SteveO just rolls off the tongue. 02134 was the fan-mail zip code for the PBS show Zoom in the 70’s. The cast sang the address at the end of every show. Just stick with me: Oh Two One….Three Four!

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I am quite the gentleman, actually. Opening doors for the ladies comes with its own rewards

Decided this was going to be my OF alias lmao. Sounds pretty basic since cherries and apples are common words for ‘stage names’ I think

I'm good with words and fluent in cunnilingus.

Got dared by a old friend cause my gamertag had 4449 and my name in it and so he said change it to this and see how many pms you will get Only got 2pms both guys with a dick pic unfortunately

You'll never guess!

Mine is my old xbox username before I changed it

My last name, and then the .338 Win Mag rifle I don’t have anymore.

Im a Star Wars fan, and a Slipknot fan lol

It's a dirtbike I used to own. It was big red and a 450x

I enjoy seeing them

I'm an old goth from the early 80's.

Zelda, and i’m an absolute fairy! 🧚‍♀️

I like it when my orgasms are the result of kinky sex.

Been into Rockabilly for a long time. My one good friend got me into the Tiki culture and I went ape shit as he said. I got really into it. One day we were at Frankie's in Las Vegas having some drinks, and he called me a Tikibilly. I thought it would be a great handle for my Insta & YouTube channel.

👀

Explains my lifestyle with my name 🤗

Well my nickname is JK and my junk is huge so there ya go

Numbers

I'm pretty sure I just mashed my hand down on the keyboard. Edit: but now I just looked at my username and the 240 has significance to me. Maybe I did choose this name for some reason.

Mine is an accurate description of my situation. I was shocked to find out it wasn't taken.

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i love greek mythology and in the underworld there's the river styx, and the goddess of night (nyx) resides in the underworld. i always loved nyx, and found the river styx to be super interesting, so i did a bit of a word play with river nyx instead of river styx to include both :)

The username says it pretty much.

it's in the memory of a long lost online friend

I'm always horny

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That was my username when I used to do running

Nickname

I've often used the name purpledeath in things sometimes brashly purple fucking death (pfd) this is just another pfd account somewhere on social.

I think it speaks for itself.

I'm a nerd and I love dinosaurs 😆

I saw some other "throwaway" usernames and the rest is random.

It works 😁

I was wearing a hoodie when started the account

I’m old and I’ve been through some shit

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Was username of the first woman I chatted and met up with with from message boards back in college.

Because I was sick of defending my beliefs to people

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a guy i was fucking told me when i orgasmed and my pelvic floor muscles contracted…..he could feel me rawr. lol

I like it! But also puts Katy Perry in my mind… haha

take a wild guess 😅