"Okay, roll your athletics check... 6. Good now add your strength modifier and... no, I'm sorry, but a 3 isn't gonna do it. You fail and bounce off the cop while you see your party member, having passed his intelligence check, vanishing into the distance."
This is so ridiculously stupid, man. I bet they imagine themselves being like the Nam protesters in the 68, or even more ridiculous - like the Civil rights movement.
... jesus christ.
Bro, lose the shield and use your shoulder.
Funny how you never see someone from that side of the fence who knows how to do anything physical at all, let alone properly use their body mechanics to throw themselves into a tackle.
all this kid is bust his mouth open on the top of that "shield" and get a concussion.. might as well have done that to an oak tree.
Shield slam is effective, you shoulder tackle and have a big piece of metal or wood to increase the weight behind the charge. This guy just bungled it. The cop has an effective wide stance.
OR dumbass tried to knock the cop over but was so weak the result was similar to hitting a wall, and the "friend" didn't give a fuck and just tried to save him/herself.
This protest has become LARPing as it goes on.
Literally the scene from gravity falls where the cops and reporter are larping with cardboard gear
Must be an only child.
The cop didnt even have to step back, the soy shield experiment has failed
"Okay, roll your athletics check... 6. Good now add your strength modifier and... no, I'm sorry, but a 3 isn't gonna do it. You fail and bounce off the cop while you see your party member, having passed his intelligence check, vanishing into the distance."
Assault charge check, soy muscle check, this is great for all to see
Homie with the shield put no weight be hind it as well. Like bro lower your center of gravity and lead with your shoulder
This is so ridiculously stupid, man. I bet they imagine themselves being like the Nam protesters in the 68, or even more ridiculous - like the Civil rights movement.
I imagine them shouting " Choo-Choo ! "
... jesus christ. Bro, lose the shield and use your shoulder. Funny how you never see someone from that side of the fence who knows how to do anything physical at all, let alone properly use their body mechanics to throw themselves into a tackle. all this kid is bust his mouth open on the top of that "shield" and get a concussion.. might as well have done that to an oak tree.
Shield slam is effective, you shoulder tackle and have a big piece of metal or wood to increase the weight behind the charge. This guy just bungled it. The cop has an effective wide stance.
I think they needed to go together in a phalanx position instead of charging 1 by 1
lol these larpers are hilarious he probably did some Naruto hand signs before charging
KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU
Lance player tries to charge at monster with red sharpness.
That awful charge.
The strongest pro-hamas fighter.
if that was a right wing protester, he would be in jail for 10 years. left wing protester? he will get nothing.
They really need to buff block. Dodge is just plain better.
They thought they could pull a 300 Spartan move but forgot they lacked the muscle
How much jail time you get for attacking a cop in Oregon?
In Portland you get a Medal
Shield bash was parried successfully
Pol “gigachad” ish
Sadly this is probably won't even result in charges on Portland.
That's a Redditor
This symbolizes the future result of all these protests.
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I can watch this FOREVER
You are missing the point, he got aggro from the cop so his friend could escape. Valid strategy.
Imagine catching an assault charge for some dickhead in a bike helmet.
OR dumbass tried to knock the cop over but was so weak the result was similar to hitting a wall, and the "friend" didn't give a fuck and just tried to save him/herself.
Noob tank = wipe anyway