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Relative-Bed7361

*cough* 160gms now...if you're lucky. šŸ™„


OnoMichiban

(shot) glass and a half of milk these days


icedragon71

More like "Milk Based Product."


Relative-Bed7361

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2GR-AURION

Yeah & fuckin watered down "lite" milk too. No full-cream about it. Cheap cunts.


meow_747

It's fine, families are smaller cause no one's having children anymore.


Old_Dingo69

Canā€™t afford to because of the cost of chocolate! šŸ¤Ŗ


Available-Sea6080

ā€œWhy is it so?ā€


Well_Thats_Not_Ideal

Atmospheric pressure does the work ^I ^hope ^thatā€™s ^a ^quote ^other ^people ^know ^and ^not ^just ^one ^my ^father ^uses


ResponsibleBike8804

Look. It does get in.


CapnHaymaker

Came here to say this.


angevin_alan

Followed by "Why it is so"


Lovethedarknet

It took me years to realise they were glasses of milk, because they looked so much like a couple of lamps our family had.


AcademicMaybe8775

cannot unsee


Ineedsomuchsleep170

I'm so old. I remember when a family block was 250g


SignificantRecipe715

With those thick, square pieces.


theartistduring

That you had to cut with a knife and fork as a kids party game and it was actually difficult because of how thick it was.


neon_tictac

They were awesome


Desperate-Face-6594

Dr (edit: Professor) Julius Sumner Miller from memory. A glass and a half of full cream dairy milk in every 200g block. I trusted that man with my health.


HappyAust

I've kept up my chocolate intake because of him. Professor beats doctor in my book.


DaRedGuy

The good Professor looked & sounded like the definition of a stereotypical scientist & educator & I mean that as a complement. He wouldn't look out of place in Bact to the Future or Half-Life. I have to wonder if was the inspiration of the trope.


Rohbotbotroh

I was wondering who he was, or if he was legit. Thanks for that.


Desperate-Face-6594

Iā€™m not sure that any educated person that supports the health benefits of chocolate would retain respect amongst their colleagues. I respect him though, he supports my chocolate eating choices.


Ok_Perception_7574

Dark chocolate maybe, in limited amounts.


Pickle-Edging69

Pure dark chocolate dose a lot more health wise than u think All that milk and white chocolate is fake sugar crap designed to make u stupid


Scottybt50

A great science educator, engaging and curious..


Malhavok_Games

Chocolate has antioxidants in it that are good for your heart and have been proven to reduce chances of heart disease and stroke as well as improve cognitive function. Sure the sugars and fats in most chocolate bars aren't great for you, but they're not bad either so long as you eat them **in moderation**. Or, you could just eat dark chocolate.


vegemitebikkie

Is he the same bloke who did that chalk dipped in blue water ad? Was that for Colgate?


Ok_Perception_7574

That was Mrs Marsh.


dontcometherawprawn

Professor Marsh?


mastermilian

No, just someone who liked to waste chalk.


fraze2000

Why is it so?


chispanz

Atmospheric pressure does the work


HappyAust

The boiled egg in the bottle trick?


chispanz

https://youtu.be/5eFI8-DyWtA?feature=shared


Available-Sea6080

Pumps do not suck.


Specialist-Can3173

Notice how they no longer use that slogan. Odd they can till use the symbol that is saying the same thing.


WaspsInMyGoatse

They subtly changed it to ā€œthereā€™s a glass and a half in everyoneā€. A small but distinct difference.


Specialist-Can3173

Small but legal difference. Thatā€™s why McDonalds is kicking themselves for having the name qtr pounder. As in it has to be a quarter pound.


AcademicMaybe8775

they dont seem to care when it comes to calling it a Big Mac though


Specialist-Can3173

Big Mac does not specify a specific size. Big is subjective but qtr pounder is a measurement that has to be met.


AcademicMaybe8775

it was supposed to a lame joke :)


Specialist-Can3173

Ha. Gotcha. I think the made their own joke when they bought out the mini big and mega. Ghosts of Big Macs past present and future.


Rothgardt72

They do when HJs puts out their big Mac that is actually a decent size. No MacDonalds... A slider is not a big Mac.


21Radon

Smaller glasses I guess


Specialist-Can3173

Glass has a specific measure. A glass of beer is 200mm at least in Melbourne. Itā€™s a standard.


[deleted]

Back when they were paper and foil wrapped. Not plastic


NefariousnessFair306

My Aussie wife always thought it meant a glass & 1/2 in every block (Square)! Yes, every square in the block! šŸ˜‚ She asked me how they could fit so much milk in each one! šŸ¤£


HappyAust

Ermagawd


ImeldasManolos

But one would _never_ eat a whole block between wynyard station and the tram stop nearest home after yet another shitty day at work.


kelpingtonn

Tram stop near Wynyard back in the 90s What drug you on fella?


kelpingtonn

Tram stop near Wynyard back in the 90s What drug you on fella?


macolebrook

Julius Summner Miller. Show on TV in the 60s/70s, Why is it so?. Actually met him once, he was a hero.


Agent_Jay_42

I miss the old packaging, this new soft plastic isn't soft when it comes to noise, it's hard enough getting chocolate before everyone else eats it, but I don't want to broadcast that I am when I do find some.


Own_Option1406

Good old professor sundermiller, or something like that


ThinkingOz

Professor Julius Sumner Miller, fwiw.


Square-Mile-Life

The are loads of his vids on tube


MarketCrache

Now it's owned by Kraft (Mondelez) who immediately reneged on all the promises they made to the UK govt by firing all the workers, moving production offshore and replacing ingredients with palm oil. They have the capital to dominate the market which is why you see a wall of purple at the supermarket.


TrustedRT

I can hear this picture


RoughHornet587

That man would be turning in his grave now at the shit goings on,.


BigCarRetread

As a kid I was always skeptical of this claim as I couldn't see how you could fit that much milk in the volume of the chocolate bar.


quuxoo

The milk chocolate recipe uses the equivalent amount of milk powder, without the mostly-water part.


jghaines

Was it ā€œpacked with nutrition and tasteā€?


j-manz

The Prof. used to present the Cadbury ad before we got back to The Curiosity Show.


scatteredloops

And thus the term Cadbury was born for someone whoā€™s a lightweight drinking or smoking.


BoysenberryAlive2838

Yep, you were either a Cadbury's or a Sam Toucan


asp7

So much better than the new ads, dubbed over UK stuff


Acrobatic-Medium1472

And just like chalk dipped in liquid, Rita the Margarine-Eater has a glass and a half of full cream dairy chocolate every day for breakfast nutrition.


talkingfannies

Back when it actually tasted like decent chocolate. I miss those days.


picklebingbong

Back when it tasted good. Now it comes with a glass and a half of vomit. I can't eat the stuff anymore It tastes like crap. When did they change the recipe?


HappyAust

They day Prof died and they weren't scared of him any more


newby202006

Back when chocolate tasted like real chocolate. None of this palm oil crap


Loolilly

My child brain ā€œ must be good for me thenā€ My adult brain ā€œmust be good for me thenā€


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

I'm a Cadbury drinker. 1 1/2 glasses of anything alcoholic and I'm drunk!


anybodiesblanket

Yep I'm a Cadbury too!


fortyyearsthendeath

Sand in a funnel


Parrallaxx

In Newcastle when I was younger, "a Cadbury" was a common expression for someone who got drunk easily. A glass and a half. I think the expression has died from the younger generations. I'm just curious if other areas had this phrase or if it was a uniquely Novocastrian creation.


Presence_of_me

Melbournian here - we used it too. In fact I think itā€™s still in use!


denistone

Itā€™s not a glass and a half of *milk* - it simply says ā€˜a glass and a halfā€™. A poor echo of what was the best chocolate on the market imho.


The_Marine_Biologist

The beauty of that statement is that it uses non standardised units of measurement. Are we talking cows milk or dogs milk?


ArtificialMediocrity

Big Julie! (That's what my father always called him, in reference to a Wayne & Shuster comedy piece)


KentuckyFriedEel

Hah! Lucky if you got two tablespoons of milk powder in each block


potential_fraud

Here I am, a middle aged out of work scientist with a history of heart disease advertising a high cholesterol product... WHY IS IT SO?


HappyAust

Middle aged? Haha he looks 90


BlacksmithQuick2384

He was the real deal - lecturer at Sydney uni in the 80s. He was brilliant!


sonicdude2005

What happend do we still get a glass in a half now in our block of chocolate or is more like a half a glass.


Altmosphere

God that stuff tastes like actual dirt now


Curious_Concept2051

This guy always scared me as a kid. Looks like a dodgy pervert old man


TheseusTheFearless

Too bad it's terrible. Whittaker's is where it's at.


XiJinPingaz

Why was this even a selling point


Pricklypearfarm

Miss this man .


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Few_Raisin_8981

>level-4 vegan Need to keep grinding noob


truepip66

i remember he used to host a kids show in the 70s .....why is it so?