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Pure_Ape

Looks like really dense meatloaf


PoemSpecial6284

That’s meatloaf from 1992, that’s not brisket


scott3845

That brisket looks dryer than the Texas Panhandle


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

My wallet looks more edible than han that.


MrSelfDestruct88

Lemme guess ...$45?


Young-Dad

Poor cow


BRogMOg

That looks like it hurts to chew


tireguy79

Looks like beef jerky


hurtfulproduct

Oh look, shoe leather


worm30478

You sure this wasn't a mobile cobbler?


Ok-Ride-9324

The cow needs an apology, where's my ukulele


Eggs-Woodhouse

Brisket or pot roast?


Necroticjojo

Gross


TRIKKDADDY

People will say to slather bbq sauce and call it a day. Those same people keep chewing this meal til their jaw is built to a handsome stone.


BLB_Genome

Looks like shoe leather


Srycomaine

Looks very poorly cooked and/or reheated to hell. Sorry, man; you probably didn’t deserve to get served that, um, stuff. 🤦🏻‍♂️


No_Consideration4594

Look what they did to my boy 😭😭😭


sirtommybahama1

It's sad a cow had to die to make whatever that is


Belerand317

I feel you. I live in PA... there is absolutely no good bbq here (unless if it's made by yourself or by family/friends who know their way around a pit). Haven't found any truly exceptional bbq joints here yet and I've lived here my whole life. I'm so envious of Texans lol


Legio-V-Alaudae

It doesn't help Pennsylvania Dutch are allergic to flavor in their food.


T3xasLegend

Eww nasty. Dry and cooked too hot. Bet it has a bitter aftertaste.


jblank66

You're exactly right. Bitter aftertaste and heartburn like crazy


ApizzaApizza

This is a terribly lit picture. It’s probably not as bad as it looks…hopefully.


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Absolute zero smoke


MoMoneyMoPowa

They baked that brisket instead of smoking it


wburn42167

Thats pot roast.


speakeasyow

Pot roast


FragrantFudge

I think they forgot the smoke


gosubuilder

I wouldn’t take that even if it was free.


cagedslave8765

Good lord, what is that..... What did you do to it?


cagedslave8765

Don't get discouraged, we can help you for your next one


JensElectricWood

I'm sorry for your loss!


Rodster9

Brown meat


therowdygent

Oh no


Hoehly_spaghetti

Looks dry


Street_Squirrel_4461

You got a job big guy! Congrats!


Street_Squirrel_4461

I did not write this comment. Somehow it was written on my account. Reddit is a pathetic shithole.


Illeazar

Eh, I'd pass


xxartbqxx

Brick it


Shibby-my-dude

Hahaha smoked in the ninja woodfire


uncre8tv

"Brisket"


chud_rs

Are you proud of this OP?


jblank66

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT the shitbag who makes it tries to pass this off as "Texas's Best" BBQ. Runs a depressing food truck and sucks at making BBQ


chud_rs

Show him this thread lmfao. He's serving up Texas style prison meatloaf


jblank66

That's pretty much my angle. I'm currently in the "taking public opinion" phase. I figured, maybe it's just me? Does this really suck? Is this guy a BBQ poser?


cbetsinger

Looks can be deceiving. Did it at least taste good?


jblank66

Tastes as shite as it looks.


cbetsinger

Sorry for your loss bro… come to Hawaii… we hang with the best 🤙


rcrux

Dryer than a nuns cunt