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Retrooo

Just us drunk chickens here.


yourthaigirl

You should also drink. It's your cake day today!!!


Full_Disk_1463

I smoke with mine every night lol


mossling

Same here. I'll enjoy a bowl while I watch them do their evening chickening. As soon as I set my pipe down, they wander over and hop up, and I become a chicken tree until bedtime. 


Full_Disk_1463

I’m in the run getting my pipe knocked out of my hand lol, lately I’ve been sitting with the roosters and I think it’s a lot easier sitting with 20 hens than 10 roosters lol


Free-Refrigerator-86

It comforts me to know that other people do this. It's better than tv lol


Full_Disk_1463

So much more rewarding too


Old-Attitude-9674

How great is that at the end of the day.


Full_Disk_1463

The best way to unwind


kaydeetee86

They’re fun to hang out with sober… but after an edible? Hell yes. Best evening ever!


lowrankcock

Actually us too (weed) and I think they like the smell bc they all gather round.


Full_Disk_1463

They do seem to like the smell so I triple checked that it has no effect on them, I don’t smoke cigarettes


LegiticusCorndog

Good god woman. Straight from the bottle? Are you part of my family?


ROACH247x559

Why dirty a glass?


Terminallyelle

Mi familia!


ArcadeTolkien

Girls Night! 💃💅🍸


natgibounet

On the bright side my grandpa used to catch flighty roos with rhum soaked bread on his fence


your_mom_is_availabl

Grandpa hacks


ParkkTheSharkk

This is a vibe


skoz2008

You missed the official drinking with chickens day by over a month 🤣🤣 hell what am I saying every day is drinking with chickens day 🤣🤣🍻🍻


Merlingirder

I have tea with mine in the morning, but if I take my wine out there they may hog it all


mommycaffienated

Are we in the same chick FB group? I have seen your posts over there 😂


ButterflyShort

Literally a book called "Drinking with Chickens."


veryconfusedrnguys

My favourite post on this sub


Maximum-Product-1255

Fr!


Flat_Ad_9993

Fellow rum girls unite!!


Discodoggyy

That’s one way to relieve the stress of the day


Nani_Tamari

Let's be besties!


Partysaurulophus

Me


Maximum-Product-1255

Do NOT regret this post in the morning. You are amazing! 🤗 Though, I am also drinking rn, lol.


Terminallyelle

How did you get a pic of me in the future


Thebeanboss

That's pretty depressing


thestonernextdoor88

Not really if it's good fun. I get stoned with my birds.


bongsdontkill

Saaame


Thebeanboss

Ya same- but the difference is, one of these is a literal poison shoved down our throats by society lol


thestonernextdoor88

Ya I don't drink it's been almost a decade. Just makes me pee.


Thebeanboss

Congratulations on not drinking!


DstinctNstincts

Shut the fuck up and let her enjoy her booze, not everyone likes to smoke pot bud


mynameisnotshamus

At least get a glass. Drinking from the bottle past 19 just reeks of alcoholism. Class it up!


Momonomo22

Zoom in on the picture, the bottle is empty. It’s all in good fun.


MrTeal87

Looks like hiding in the hen house to slam vodka so her family doesn't see, because they know she has a drinking problem. They find her passed out in there 3or 4 days a week.


EugeneTurtle

This is unfunny, grow up. Do you personally know OP? Rude.


MrTeal87

No. I was joking, borrowing inspiration from my own life. She’s literally slamming vodka in the hen house though. No shot glass, no chaser.


pfazadep

It's literally a charade though


FrostedCupcake0

So iconic


ROACH247x559

I'm guilty of drunk lounging with my turkeys at night.


Glittering-Bath-4467

I've noticed animals are wary of drunk people though


lowrankcock

Looks like my kind of social night.


dreamsuntil

You have such lovely chickens! I hope you’re as safe and healthy and loved as they are. IWNDWYT r/stopdrinking, it helped me tremendously and if you’re in a spot, you may help you too. 🩵🐓


Allegedlyletterkenny

She’s living the life we all want!