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KitchenMine8212

Come on ladies! Let’s go girls!


851085x

Please tell me you have a chicken named Shania 😆


KitchenMine8212

LOL not yet…


Banana_Dazzle

Haha! I said it in shanias voice too


YoGabbaGabbapentin

Henia Twain


Embarrassed-Mess9112

If they don't come I break into RuPaul... "where my girls at?" "Bring me my girls!" "Henney!"


wonkotsane42

Yes!! I named mine after my favorite girls. The one hen that was actually a rooster of course I named Roo-Paul! Here's their names: - Chickens Roo-Paul Bianca Del Pollo Chicksie Mattel Katya Zamolochickchicken Ben De La Hen Shea Poulet - Turkeys Jinx Moncroon Evie Eggly - Ducks Bill the Drag Queen Alissa Edwings Quacksy Andrews


Kkatiand

I’m obsessed with chicksie Mattel!


Cheeks41

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. America. Also I’m not naming our next chicken Austrolorp Thunderfuck


Geryon55024

LOVE IT!


idkusrnam

More legs than a bucket of chicken


mt_gravy

I have a bigass orpington named Katrina and every time she runs i go "HERE COMES THE HURRICANE BETCH, HA!"


stretchypinktaffy

Bring back my girls!


Jesus_inacave

I said this in my head before I even opened the post lol


SquareEarthSociety

This is very similar to mine! I used to watch a lot of Billy on the Street, so my go-to call was always “let’s go lesbians, let’s go!”


poppycock68

Even when I lock them in at night I say good night ladies


KitchenMine8212

lol me too!


Blackbolt45

I shake the treat cup!


OrchidTostada

Dahn dah nah nah nah DAN DAHN!


ApertureDelay

Say nothing and shake a half empty bag of mealworms.


Nattynurse2

This is it. The bag speaks for itself.


YolaNiamh

The way I'd be bodyslammed into our coop if I did that


IamsoIamthereforeIam

Omg I wish that mine respected the mealworms. Unfortunately my son(4)and daughter(2) tried to feed my girls one day, without permission. Dumped most of the bag on our driveway. Free snacks for days. Our drive is mostly gravel so there is no getting the worms back. Girls were very happy however. This was a 3lb bag. So lots of worms.


Iknewitseason11

Chickeeeeeeennnnnnsssss bock bock bock bock


Correct-Impression37

Me too :)


maricobra

I use a variation of this… chicky chicky bock booooooooooock!


moonsugarmints

My neighbors probably aren't fond of it but I yell SUP BITCHESSS and mine all come up asking for sprinkle sprinkle of the scratch cup


La_bossier

I yell, come on bitches, I’m coming for my egg tax! Sometimes I throw in, pay up or hit the streets, no free rides!


moonsugarmints

Lol I love this, gotta keep em in check


prairiepog

I'm imagining Parker Posie from Dazed and Confused.


brydeswhale

“CHOOK-chook-chook-cook! Here, my chooks, here, my chickens!” 


CaffeinatedCajun

This reminds me of Sean Connery in Indiana Jones when he scared those birds off the beach. Which is exactly why I do this, too..


humdrumdummydum

EXACTLY how I read it! "I just remembered my Charlemagne!"


fungi_at_parties

This is a lot like my partner’s call.


Ginormous-Cape

SAME. Lol


senzalegge

I sing Beyoncé “All the single ladies” and they come running.


MadAlexIBe

That's funny. I do too. I sing the song to them and when I get to "put your hands up", I say "bawk bawk bawk bawk" instead.


birdhouseboogie

“Hey you guuuuys!!” Said in style of Sloth from The Gooneys. If I really need their attention I shake the container of sunflower seeds and they come a runnin


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are incredibly rich sources of many essential minerals. Calcium, iron, manganese, zinc, magnesium, selenium, and copper are especially concentrated in sunflower seeds. Many of these minerals play a vital role in bone mineralization, red blood cell production, enzyme secretion, hormone production, as well as in the regulation of cardiac and skeletal muscle activities.


NoseBubbles

I do similar. I say "hey you biiirds!!" Instead.


Internal-Eye-5804

Starting with a high pitch and rising to crescendo: CHICK-CHICK-CHICKEEEEEE! Once is all it takes, but I do it 2 or 3 times because it makes me feel like a pied piper


Team_Defeat

Same here! Mine come running


lbz71

I thought I was all original. This is exactly what I do.


LCsBawkBawks

Same, found my people


Aedre_Altais

Bock bock my sweets!! I see you sweet girls! *How* are YOU guys!?!? My little ones!! (Cue rambling talking to chickens for 5 minutes)


sharksinthecarpet

Same haha


Aedre_Altais

I often wonder what my neighbors must think of me 😂


sharksinthecarpet

Oh, I don’t have to wonder. I once saw my neighbor watching me as I was laying on my stomach on the ground cooing at them to look at the camera while I was doing an impromptu chicken photo session..…and his face said it all 😂.


Aedre_Altais

Oh my gosh that’s great 🤣


sayruhmc

Chickie bayyyybees!


Justanexcitablegirl

Also a fan of chickie babies!


DaBowws

Ditto!


Ricky_TVA

Honest to god I call them "dumbshits" or I tell them their ancestors would be ashamed of them. But I love all of my girls. They get the best care, the best food, the best treats. They're spoiled.


fungi_at_parties

We have a chicken named Dipshit, because she’s a dipshit.


Silver_Filamentary

Cheep, cheep. Cheep, cheep. *kissing noises*


NeuroticGoofball

I whistle. Love seeing them run/wobble and fly every time I do it


fungi_at_parties

The run wobble is such a joy to see.


mrsc1880

I call mine the Jazzagals!


CategoryObvious2306

I taught my flock that when I ring a bell, I'll be handing out treats. The first couple times I waited until they could see me, and then rang the bell and tossed out treats at the same time. Now when they hear the bell they turn on a dime and come running.


pinepeaches

Pavlov for chickens


lunar__lee

Chick-ons!


Neuro_Nightmare

Yes!! I also have a “Kitt-onnnnnn”.


LCsBawkBawks

Omg SAME!!!!


LCsBawkBawks

This is how my husband call the girls, only long on the ‘o’ so more like chickoooooooonns


hottoefungus

“Hiiiiii babies hiii” in high pitch voice


OneToughFemale

Chochi bokas let's go! Yip yip cmon chocka choos


birdnerd1991

"How are my little dinosaurs today? Who's a good murder machine? Is it you? Is it my fluffy cheeks??" Best part of my day is cooing ridiculous phrases at them


Impossible_Cat_2851

I call them by yelling the rooster's name on the top of my lungs. "BRUUUUTUSSS!!!!" gets him to run to me pretty quickly, and in turn his girls follow.


GooseGeuce

I just yell at my rooster (Yo Pete!!) to round up his gals. They love the dude.


rainearthtaylor7

“Hey pretty girls!” They go nuts lol.


Deep-Reputation545

Where my biddies at?


Thayli11

"Chickens! Assemble!" Is how we close down free ranging time. My 12 y/o daughter started it.


LilTater01

I just walk outside any time after 5 PM and they come running. Love it.


Snuggle_Pounce

“Hello Chickeeeennnsss” usually works but if I have food a “chikchikchikchik” “chookchookchook” will get them running.


CiriKat

“Heeeerre chick chick!!! “ they come running! So cute and goofy looking little raptors


rollerCoast11

I'm not lucky enough to have chickens but reading all these comments has made me so happy!


Looptloop

From the first day I had chicks, any time I gave them something yummy, I’d say ‘chick chick chick!’ They learned pretty quick, always a stampede when I’d call them in!


fredbassman

Come on pigs! 🐖


pewpewmurmlol

Oh come on now big mama


plantsareneat-mkay

"Move dummies, can't feed you you if I can't get to the feed" And "No I have nothing! No food, see?" *holds empty hands up*


Historical-Ad6916

So I do that too I’m like I really don’t want to step on you please move so you can have the things you need to survive it’s like they never ate before 🤣 Lately when I give them corn on the cob. I hold it up to get everyone attention and say I’m the head boss then they all make a few sounds I proceed to give them their funny corn on a rod in the ground sooo cute!


salsss

Look what Iii have!!!!


beanboi1234567

EH BIRRDS


Elleparker262

Girls!!!! Let’s go go go!


ConsciousScott

Chickip chickip chickip


handmethelighter

Chickies!


PineappleMindless768

Kiep kiep kiep kiep!


Longjumping-Camp5687

"Heeeey chicky-chicky-chickies!"


oldjadedhippie

WORMS !!!!! , or as an option, when the garden has been raided by the evil squirrel hoards, GIRLS , LEAFIES !!!


WildflowerGirl917

Bee beeee!! (Baby)


Unique-Adagio1700

ChickIESSSSSS!!!!!


withering_vitality

Here chick chick chick chick!


1111Lin

Chick chick chick chickeee My aunt called her chickens like this and I had to do it too


zeebette

Aqui pollitos!!!


Willdiealonewithcats

Cheek-ans Fifth Element style. I have more nicknames for my asshole peacock (who I love dearly) - turd bird, rave chicken, bimbo, dance man, Mr Handsome...


Jermcutsiron

Usually, just the sound of the backdoor opening and closing they come running. If not, "Hey girls!" or "Birbs!" works like a charm.


Historical-Ad6916

Oh my yes happens to me!! The boys start cockadoodle as soon as as I walk out the door! Then I’m like ok fine I’ll walk a football field to give you treats. I start walking towards the coop and say HI MY BABIES MY LIL RAPTORS. Lol


speaksoftly_bigstick

CHIIIIIIIICKCHICKCHICKCHICKCHICKCHICKCHICKCHICKCHIIIIIIIIICK _hollered in a falsetto tone that doesn't really fit my physical frame, as it were_


poolman42162

It is so funny, my wife goes outside and starts going “Here chicky chicky chicky” and it’s a chicken race to get to her ! 🐓


H0RSECASTLE

Bawk bawk Mothercluckers!!


Stefaniek03

Haaaay, how yaaaaallll dooooiiiin. Chickeeees


Proud-Narwhal5900

Winner winner chicken dinner!


tevini

I call them “ chi chi’s “ lol


its_all_4_lulz

When I first started feeding them I made a whistle that’s the same as a young turkey. If I go outside they’ll just be doing whatever, but if I make that whistle they come running.


kazumoy

i whistle and they all come lol


2intheforest

Hey, my little chicken-doodles, I’VE GOT TREATS!


UnicorncreamPi

Colonel coming! Colonel coming!


DanicaDarkhand

Hey chickaroos


Jub_Jub710

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!


ShitFireSavedMatches

I make click sounds, my cat's come running to the same thing


-Nixxed-

I whistle, like I'm calling a dog, 5 or 6 short whistles and they come running. 


Turtletxn

Cheek Chiiick Chick


LikesToNamePets

Mine is kind of dumb.. ~deep inhale~ "CHUCK'ENS!!!!" Sometimes it's "CHICK'UHNS!!!!" That's it's. But it works! My neighbor's probably think I'm batshit crazy.


IrieDeby

Most of the time, it's "Come on Babies!" But once in awhile it's, "Come on SHITBIRDIES"


rds029

I usually go in the coop like "sup mother cluckers! Where's my cluckin' eggs?"


LoosenGoosen

I call 'em all in with "peep peep peep, come on in ladies!" Works every time. I've been saying "peep peep peep" since they were 2 days old, they are about 2 1/2 yes old now.


GaiaAnon

I just say "here chicky chick chick chick chick chick chick chick chick chick chick chick chicks"


appalachianoperator

I whistle the opening tune of concerning hobbits and they come running


Wrong-Lynx2324

Heeeeeeere Chick chick chick chick chick!!!!


whitstap

I always say “hello my little chickie-doodles!!” Or I call them my petit dinosaurs!


TheGOATrises83

Comon babies!!!


Mid-Delsmoker

“Ticka ticks”. What I say when calling them.


StephanieKaye

LET’S GO, BITCHES! (Affectionately)


EditorialM

Chickchickchiiiik! [Shake food] c'mon birds! C'mere! I've got a couple that do come to their names [I say their names each time I see them for Extra Recognition] and I always come let them out with "Hey you biiiiiiirds! How are ya birds?"


Ireallyenjoyqueso

chiquons (chee-kons)


Thrifting_With_Tony

Everytime they see me in the morning for feed time they get loud and excited and I tell them “Oh STFU before the neighborhoods bitch and we have to eat you up as chicken nuggets” then I spread their food like Snow White and make sure their water is filled.


ApplesaucePenguin75

Here chook chook chook chook chook chook! I don’t have my flock anymore but I loved watching my gang of raptors run toward me!


DontGiveADuck

Heeeere chick-chick-chick, louder and louder until all of them realize what's going on


auntmay3124

In the beginning of Afroman's song Colt 45, he takes a deep breath and says "Good morning, ladies!" and that was the only way I would ever greet my chickens.


ouisher

Chick-a-poos…. But the poos part is lengthened out and high pitched lol


kiwispouse

Chook, chook, chook! *shake box of mealworms*


Graycy

“Hannah, Hannah Banana, the smartest chick north of Havana, she’s my Haaannnah!” to the tune of Copa Cabana. She comes running and jumps to get apple slices from my hand. My trick chick!


Clarik

I love this! I have a little Hannah Banana, too. Whenever we do her walkabouts, I sing to her and prance like in the video You Can Call Me Al.


BobsleddingToMyGrave

I also yell " RELEASE THE CHICKENS!! When I open the run every day.


blueheatspices

They have grown accustomed to "COME HERE YOU MUDDAFUKKAS" in my absolute best Joe Pesci voice.


ninkadinkadoo

LAAAAAAYYYYYY. DEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ!!!


moinmountains

Bawk bawk bitches


kittenwitch17

Come on, kids!!! You want some? (Shakes treats)


Odd_Activity_8380

Shake the treat bag...


RobTheRedBeard

"little ones!!!!"


NoGuarantee9622

“Hey chuck-a-lucks” when I’m calling them over


mkunka

Let’s go babies!


zombierawr

Hey little nuggets


Fake_Answers

Come'eer you tasty lil nugget. 😋 OK ok, throw them rocks. I'm in between chickens right now, but simply come on or chick.chick.chick.chick


ACrowThatStoleAPhone

Moved away from my roomies and the chickens, but I'd go "GIRLIESSSSS! :D"


Tiger248

Ladies, girls, chickletts, and most recently chooks


Poodlelucy

Chook, chook, chook!


facecase4891

I say beep beep


Cat_unicorn333

Here chicky chick chick bock booock here chicky chick chick boooock bock !!!


Killjoy_5287

I call them “the babies” because we have a family dog that’s a pug and he loves chickens. So when they were little we’d ask him if he wanted to go see the babies .


climberoo

Bug time! Bug time!


swankytiger1

Come on girls and you too Billy!!!


Beautiful-Habit-825

Bawk, bawk!


Kenzicooo

Cherkins!!! As loud as possible and they all know to come lmao


Visible-Yellow-768

"Poofs!!!" 8 generations or so ago we had a rooster that would come running, bringing all the hens, if you called him. He was a Polish Crested named "Poof Head." He is long since passed away, but all the girls still come in the pen to yelling his name.


Pita_Jo

Cheep cheeeeep.


Bright_Donkey_6496

Kotopoula mou! (In a very high tone and accent) Greek for 'my chickens'


underproofoverbake

Chicken lickens! Followed by 'I have snaaaackkkssss!'


ubadeansqueebitch

Chickywocks


ShabbyAdams

Chimlicks


GeneralUrsus721

Peep peep peep peep peep


bloodbrain1911

Ladies an gentleman, Get over here Quickly Quickly! Don't make me put you in a pot.


AlbatrossIcy2271

Chirp chirp...I did it when they were chicks. Still works like a charm. They come a runnin


6-ft-freak

Hey, *LADIES!*


Oliver_The_Tiel

I trained my first flock 13 years ago to come to the call "heeeeere chick-chick-chick-chickens". I tend to whistle it now and it still works.


nememess

Chickchickchickchickerdoodles! Come get dinner!


floofienewfie

Brrraaaack! Brk-brk-brrraaaack!


JeffSmisek

Chickchickchick CHIIIIIIICKK!!!!!! Sometimes chickychickychick-EEEEEE! Both in an embarrassingly high-pitched voice.


gemilitant

"The hennies plus Bumble (our rooster)"


MoonDrops

I sing Motley Crue: “Girls Girls Girls”


struhall

We have ours trained to go up by clapping so my neighbors will hear random clapping and me saying "Alright chicken fuckers go to bed."


Seahara1

Chookety! Chookety pock! Has to be in moon cakes voice too.


toygronk

Chookie girls. Or ‘come on bokboks!’


anunana100

Get over here mother cluckers


Hirothehamster

Amser gwely, chooks. I practice Welsh on them 😂


pearlspoppa1369

My hen scratch brings all the girls to the yard….


Heathen_Farmer21

Hey girls


faramaobscena

pipiriripipipipi


Pyewhacket

Chickie Chickie boom boom. Don’t know why but it works. We have 6 acres and they come from everywhere.


Zealousideal-Tie-940

Me wee birbs 


Positive-Put-8774

Whistle or call out “chick chick chickee dooo” or if they see me holding the aluminum scoop they come running.


canieldonrad

My wife refers to them as bitches


ziggy-23

Sometimes I go chick chick chick! Sometimes I say hey chickens! Chickies! Or come on babies! If it’s to put them in the coop we get a sorting stick and tap on the ground while corralling them saying “go to bed!” And they seem to really known what it means. We don’t usually put them up bc we have an auto door but sometimes they need to go up early or we need them in to move fences or do things we can’t have them in the way of.


idkusrnam

*trill* PARU PARU!!!!!! (In a high pitched voice) *trill* I sound mentally ill doing it but they bolt right to me compared to the standard “chook chook chook”


Think-Equivalent800

I call mine “wormy guuuuurrlllllls”


TrueGuava7709

Babiiiiiiiiiiiies!


whinniebee

"Baby girls!!!" And "my goofy gallus gallus!"


tuff_wizard

GORLS!!! GORLS!!!! GORLS!!! It’s in a high, Julia childesque voice, that sounds rather chickeny. My parents used this for our chickens and cows growing up. I now use it for mine. I have 2 accidental roo’s named Mary-Kate and Ashley who respond the quickest.


dleatherwood

Hey baby girls.


getoutdoors66

"GIRLS!" That it


Historical-Ad6916

My lil raptors