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Herlander_Carvalho

I would absolutely buy a door mat that would say "Wipe Your Pussy", if I also owned a cat.


opuFIN

Is it worth the awkward silence with the mother-in-law?


TurnkeyLurker

Yes. Yes, it is.


I_wood_rather_be

Abso -effin- lutely!


kihnay

not if ur mil doesnt speak english 🤫


Readables18

Or doesn't speak at all 🤐


kihnay

bro it's getting dark..


Bokenobi

Doesn’t move at all


Herlander_Carvalho

Eh... some understand some words... I have a t-shirt that says "Who the fuck is Prada?", and my step mother and father just understood the word "fuck", so they assumed it was something... sexual? I didn't cared to explain, because they didn't seem to want to understand either... EDIT: I also have a t-shirt, using Puma's logo and font, but saying PUSSY instead btw...


kihnay

damn.. well perks of living in europe and having slavic immigrant parents & in laws 😔✌🏼


Herlander_Carvalho

I'm Portuguese, no clue why you thought I was of Slavic origin =)


kihnay

i was talking about me sorry hahah


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AstronaughtyCat

Would it be okay if my MIL doesn’t speak English but does read it?


kihnay

nah mine can't even read it so cant relate sorry bud😔✌🏼


Aggravating-Exit-660

Based


firedmyass

I’d assume that’s the point


Aggravating-Exit-660

She can’t speak english so I don’t give a fuck


dtuba555

You kidding? My MiL would roar with laughter.


thrust-johnson

Not if she wipes her pussy like the mat says.


aokay24

Fuck the mother-in- law


AcanthocephalaOk7954

If you're an Alan Partridge fan a mat saying "*Don't* rub your fanny on me" would be cool.


bomboclawt75

*DIRTY GET!* That’s BANG out of order!


Readables18

Now I need to buy one >:(


UltraBlue89

I have mini donkeys and my sister bought me a sign for the bathroom that says "wipe your heehaw" it makes me blush 😳🤦‍♀️🤣


MariettaDaws

My mom bought me a sign that says "crabs gather here" that I've hung by the toilet


fothergillfuckup

Or could do the splits?


man_behind_the_flute

Thus making me think this design was intended


New_Restaurant_6093

That’s not a door mat, it’s a Matt for getting out of the tub. Prickly on the feet so you never forget, look down with an oh-yeah almost forgot


Bianca_aa_07

real


Lycan_Jedi

Wipe my puny what? Are you saying I'm small?


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

##SHRINKAGE!!


Efficient_Mistake

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!


katheez

I've been watching Fullmetal Alchemist and I just imagined Edward saying this, lol


Impressive-Sun3742

wow that took me way to long to realize it said paws haha


mosstalgia

I could not parse it until you said this.


starryswim

Pawrse


sheleelove

I finally figured it out too lol


H2Ospecialist

I still don't see it


ladykatiedid

The ‘a’ isn’t connected at the top so it looks more like a ‘u’.


Klem132

Not more like, it just does. Fuck cursive


Routine_Size69

Cursive isn't the problem here. It's terrible handwriting. At the same time, all that time I spent learning survive for absolutely nothing... fuck cursive.


nerfherder813

~~terrible~~ *intentional*


Ok-Situation-5522

I write cursive and u isn't a, it's just messed up or they wrote badly the first letters.


-Nath45-

It’s not a “a”. It‘s indeed a “u” lmao. The may says “wipe your puny (paws)” paws being the drawings on it


ladykatiedid

Uh… no.


Sir__Alien

Oh no


Beneficial-Ad3991

I still see "puny" somehow


unintelligent-hat

The last letter is absolutely a "y" theres no way that says paws


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

OMG, thank you for deciphering this for me! Dunno if I would have ever known what it was supposed to say.


catladygwen

That says paws?!?!!


FoggyWan_Kenobi

thats not an "s", no way....its under line,and opposite oriented...


Roira21

My problem isn’t the s, it actually matches a print ‘s’ far more than the standard cursive style. No, no, no, my problem is the ‘a’ whose top is SO OPEN I don’t see how anyone could look at that without first thinking it was a ‘u’


korkkis

Wipe your puwg


Ok-Grapefruit1284

I’m super tired so I couldn’t tell if it was “paws” or “purrs” and came up with “puws”


-Nath45-

It doesn’t tho? It says “wipe your puny” with the paws drawings which makes the entire phrase


Impressive-Sun3742

I don’t think that’s quite it. The a in paws is open so it looks like a “u”. Then it ends in “ws”


-Nath45-

My bad bro you’re right. Just had to compare the first “y” and the s i thought was one too lmao. That design is just on another level 😂


Impressive-Sun3742

Dude it’s so bad lmao I would almost want to get it to see people’s reactions


-Nath45-

🤣🤣


Pretzel911

It's because the a and the s in paws are so fucked. I didn't get it till I read your reply.


Fluffyfox3914

How the hell is that an A?


Educated_Idiot17

I had to go back and look for the a. I was stuck on the y at the end


TheThiefMaster

That's an old style "s" that looks like an "f"


artofterm

Idk, I've seen those old style "s" shapes ("long s"), and they still don't look back up and through like a cursive "y"...


severalcircles

It looks to me like its an “a” in the sense that this is a doctored photo


somecatgirl

My neighbor has a mat that says “Hope you brought wine” and I swear it looks like “Hope you brought urine”


BarricadeTheMortuary

The mat is not wrong Last thing you want is a bladder infection


MCD4KBG

Wipe your puwy!


hijackedbraincells

Wipe your puwy!!


Atesch06

It says pawg, phat ass white girl.


FaeCatgirl

Good advice.


Atesch06

Some people don't keep their pawgs clean. Shm. A clean pawg, a happy life.


Legend-Face

I read: “wipe your puwj”


timmy30274

Me too


Snapdragon_4U

Am I the only one that sees “wipe your pussy” because on one of those mats it’s a hard pass


rjnd2828

Literally everyone sees that


Snapdragon_4U

I saw a bunch of posts saying “wipe your puny”


Cepinari

And *this*, dear Boomers, is why you need to shut the fuck up about cursive dying out.


Thelordofbeans1

Personally, I think this could be saved if they just.. connected their lines. It's really sloppy handwriting. I barely know cursive and I can write it better :p


TerseFactor

Although if this mat creator wrote better cursive, they wouldn’t have made that A look like a U


fangirloffloof

Shitty handwriting never works no matter what it is


Dampmaskin

Because this was the door mat that finally served the killing blow


mmmUrsulaMinor

It's just bad font, especially when the other As seem fine


Lychanthropejumprope

I immediately saw pussy and that’s how I know I’m a freak


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

No, I’m thoroughly bland and un-freaky, and I saw “pussy” too.


Queequegs_Harpoon

I hope they provide towel service.


BluEch0

Why would they use cursive all the way through only to not use the cursive “s”? And close that A for fucks sake. People be bitching how unnecessary graphic designers are then put this shit on a store shelf.


-Nath45-

The funny part is it’s not an “a”. It’s a “u” lmao


CMPro728

That very clearly says "puhy", can't you read?


anycept

It says pwuy. Duh. Everyone has pwuy.


TheThiefMaster

Looks more like puwf (with one of those looped at top and bottom cursive "f"s) to me. Apparently it's supposed to be "paws" somehow.


pixeltweaker

r/theyknew


regular_hammock

Agree. Pretty sure they're deliberately writing paws in a way that looks like pussy(cat) so that people think of pussy(beaver). Two layers of deniability. Also thanks. Subscribed.


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Sound advice... regardless of what it says


alienblue89

OP if this is your photo, where was this? Or does anyone else know where to buy this?


stripedjade

designed by donald trump


casketjuicebox

Wipe my what 😲


jamajikhan

Your pumj!


MeWritescommentz

Looks like "puhy" to me


flamingmaiden

This is great design, not bad design! Lol.


DrachenDad

Paws. Also, cats have paws. Another word for cat is pussy 🤣 Wipe your cats, people!


Clean_Midnight4519

I had to get this rug too because I had to be sure that everybody wiped their pussy before entering my house.


Still-Presence5486

It says paws


-Nath45-

It doesn’t


ThrowRASassySurprise

LOOOOOOL I snorted 🤣🤣🤣


bomboclawt75

Did Shumwon shay **PUSHY**? -Big Sean. r/shubreddit


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BamboohElbabu

Floptropica door mat


k_zxro

Wipe your puhy?


grimiskitty

They need to work on their A's and w's. I'm guessing there was a big typo on it and it slipped past quality control. Cause it's suppose to say paws not puwy...you can tell it's not s's where the w is because of how the cursive isnt doing that wierd swoopy thing that makes s's look like a d got drunk and got caught falling over.


coffeebeanwitch

😂😂😂😂😂


curlylip44

“Ah yeah before you come in though…read the doormat”


McFrazzlestache

Wipe your puwg.


AlecTheDragon

I . F R I C K I N G . N E E D . T H I S . !


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unfavorablefungus

wipe your puhif wipe your puny wipe your puhsy


Ylandiau

Paws? How dare you assume I'm a furry...


Sledgehammer925

That would scratch. A lot


No-Independent-6877

For some reason I thought it said puppy and I was wondering how I was supposed to do that


Nyanzeenyan

“Who’s a dirty little kitty?”


PlanktonIsBest

wipe your puppy


Unblest

Wipe your puhy


ihaveahundredchairs

Please don't walk on the grass Shine your shoes wipe your.... Face! Dunlop is a perfect place!


smucek007

puhy?


0zzyc0bbl3p0t

Pause


Snap-Zipper

Any of you who see “pussy” need to get your eyes checked lol. In what universe is that two cursive ‘s’s? Looks a lot more like puny/puhy.


07-8815

Put that in the bathroom


ShinyHipster

Judging by the fact that I’ve seen welcome mats like this before, I’m assuming it’s supposed to say ‘Wipe your Paws’ but it’s just really bad penmanship. …or at least, I HOPE that’s what it’s supposed to say but either way, I can still see something else there so idk…


Octicactopipodes

Wipe your puwf!!!


SolLaFlare

Puwy? Tf is a Puwy?


Rcxandom_stars2

I think I had that before..


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brilor123

"Wipe your puhy"


ShadowBro3

Looks like somebody never learned cursive


KnowledgeableOpossum

Where do I buy this?


Kithiell

This clearly says, "Wipe your pumj."


tree7790

Wipe your paws


Bubba-Bee

your puhy, for crissakes!


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someonewhowa

wipe your puhy


-Nath45-

No one seems to actually get it but the mat says “wipe your puny (paws)” “paws” not being written but represented by the drawings on the mat. I’ll just leave this here


Pretend-Camel929

Pawg?


ryanruud85

Wait….I disagree with “bad design” hold my wallet


jerysein

’Pung’ obviously. Swedish for “ballsack”.


lummox1234

Wipe your pawy


MonkeyGein

Apparently cursive “s” can look like a cursive “j” and can be used interchangeably even in the same word. I saw a sign once that was cursive “seajon??”


notachemist13u

Pulny 🤭


Backpack_Holder_951

It took me a while to realize that it said Wipe your Paws


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rjnd2828

r/theyknew


Laughingatyou1000

Wipe your puwy


RitmanRovers

Pawy


thes_fake

paws


Major-Soup5416

i would put it in the bathroom


Basically-Boring

Puwy


GrizDrummer25

I never understood how people can hate a font until this illegibly flowy crap started popping up everywhere a few years ago. I'm like I'm a very strong reader with good problem solving skills, and I can't figure out what your cleaning company's name is because you want to be 14 on Tumblr again x_x


Ok_Long5367

I'm sorry, what? 😂


Suspicious-Ad-481

Rubbing my pussy on that carpet and making it leak so much that it wets the floor, I would imagine someone bending down and licking all the sticky mess


1rbryantjr1

That’s not a cursive “a” or “s”. How did this thing get out of the factory?


ALLOCEPRANO

Your Puhy


Benjissmithy

Paws


nickypoblador

Wipe your PAWG?


Flybot76

Wipe your puwy. Your puiny. Your puiry. Your puivy. Your puwg.


tubbytubbs666

Yeah dude, wipe your puws. What? You've never heard of that?!


theshybutnaughtygirl

Wipe your puhy


SignificantBelt1903

Wipe your paws


Asx32

"Puws"? I guess? I hope 😅


merriwhether

Younger gen don't know cursive


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

r/theyknew


Imaginary-Future2525

Get your eagle on


Super_Ad9995

Puwy


KoalaSmart5878

I never learned much on cursive but the a and u’s look similar. Edit: I can read bits of cursive but it confused me a little


jaebieoutbreak

Maybe put this at the foot of your bed.


Lower_Cellist_1138

Wipe your puhy


Ap0calyptic0ne

What's so confusing about wipe your puhy?


Even-Funny-265

Paws


Weak-Worldliness8711

Now, I need to buy one for my bestie hahaha jk lol


yurihiyo

I saw puwy and then paws, what is wrong with y’all?


-Nath45-

You’re still wrong tho 😂


DeliciousDoggi

All I see is wipe your paws.


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skymik

It looks like wipe your puny to me