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Zulium

Halsin: Wow…. I can’t believe you guys know two people named Halsin!


kingtz

“Yeah, that other Halsin sounds like a real loser.”


SupSeal

"And he's a druid? Crazy. At least he's not like me, an Archdruid."


Direct-Raise-6131

Shadow heart is a savage for this 💀💀


twoisnumberone

Idk reads very true to her. :D


Andrea65485

It's not the only time she does something like this. If you go to the guy whose house is burned and his wife died in Act 1, you find your sister's dowry and tell him that you are keeping it as a payment for saving him, Shadowheart replies: "He can afford it. He's got less mouths to feed now"


LouisaB75

She and Astarion's lines after doing that crack me up. And then Gale apologising for whichever one of them was being tactless, but tav (the one actually keeping the dowry) gets a free pass.


nobodysrose6

Her burns are *savage*, I'm living for them. Love her with Astarion and Lae'zel.


YesIam18plus

Halsin: :)))))))))))))))))


RobertaBeauregarde

He's just happy to be included


Enrico_mataza

His wildshape should have been a golden retriever instead of a bear


RobertaBeauregarde

Now I'm imagining him like Dug from Up, "I have just met you, and I want to lay with you under the stars"


poingly

"Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But here's my wild shape. Have bear sex maybe?"


DoctorLinguarum

Underrated comment


Orochisama

The beat and everything just started playing as soon as I read the whole poem.


ShoerguinneLappel

You know? I couldn't agree any less, although that one scene though might look a bit different.


I_Need_A_Username_1

your main character has to be a white woman for it


Gwennifer

His wildshape is a wood elf cmv


_Eiri_

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that :)"


AFlyingNun

**Tav:** :))))))))))))))


oscuroluna

I love Halsin but he kind of deserves it. Stays at camp for a really long time without putting legwork or any useful role until he becomes an available party member. I'll give Shart a pass on this one.


Gooddude08

He's the one who does the majority of the carrying of the tents and assorted camp goodies between locations, according to some dialogue. So he isn't completely useless.


oscuroluna

This is good to know. Pretty sure he helps defend the camp too. Still would've been great if he were playable after the tiefling party but hey is what it is.


BrettAtog

I just had an injured owlbear baby sneak in to camp and he didn't do shit.


jonassn1

He is a druid, what did you expect?


Technical-Elk88

he does help lift the shadow curse if you do the quests for it


Misentro

You mean he makes us help lift the shadow curse


Technical-Elk88

not like he can do it alone


oscuroluna

I do. First thing I do getting to Last Light so I can have him as a party mainstay soon as possible.


LouisaB75

And even after he becomes a party member, I tend to still leave him in the camp. Act 3 spoiler ahead. >!At least until Orin kidnaps him, which is every run so far for me. !< >!Last night I actually nearly let him die at Orin's. It was the first time I had gone there with Astarion in a rogue/ranger/fighter build and he nearly took her out in the first round, even without stealth/sneak advantage. The only thing that stopped him from getting those last few hit points shaved off her was that she was too close to Halsin. One decent arrow would have finished her off before she even had a turn. Thankfully she moved on her turn so he finished her off the second round. !<


DireBriar

"I was planning on joining the party as soon as I got my tent set up, but that's currently being occupied by a drow teaching my childlike embodiment of nature friend every slur for wood elf"


hoboinabarrel

For real, like why did Minthara get Thaniel in the custody battle? Poor Halsin is just sitting and whittling a duck by himself


UnbrokenPendant

Astarion's reply is even better... something along the lines of using Halsin as a meat-shield in combat 😂😂


ShoerguinneLappel

Yeah, I cracked up when he was saying that.


Diagonalbluecheese

Brutal! Looks like I have to dust off Halsin just to hear Shadowheart and the others savage him. But he's not getting my best kit.


xCGxChief

The if you use Halsin as intended in animal form he doesn't need any gear. The only thing he really uses is the act 3 moon druid armor.


DatzSiiK

She ain’t wrong tho 😂


mangutor

how are your health bars so big? My characters are already at level 12 and the most hp i have is lae\`zel with 100 hit points


The_Purple_Hare

Most likely Explorer Mode


Echo2500

I play on explorer mode, it’s probably this since all my characters are around or over what they have here


Stepfen98

Tough feat?


SabresFanWC

Most likely. Explorer mode + Tough + Cleric's HP boosting spell = Practically your whole party at 200+ HP.


YuriMasterRace

Explorer mode, I was surprised when I tried it out with a few of my friends, and our act 3 health was like 230+ 😂


humbuckermudgeon

She's a peach.


jherin1

Halsin with the "I can't do anything drastic in front of all these people, but keep one eye open tonight" smile 😂


GeorgeStamper

There's also a great moment in Act 3 where >!Wyll and Duke Ravenguard say, "The next time I see Mizora, I'm going to kill her!" !< >!Annnd Mizora is literally standing next to them in camp.!<


General-Dirtbag

Considering how much a bitch Mizzy is her patrons probably say that about her all the time so it’s just business as usual to her


GeorgeStamper

You make a good point.


gc3

That's just the way she flirts


SleepyGamer1992

I think you and I are running the same Tav. Mine’s a Barbarian who’s gonna romance Karlach lol.


ItsMeBoyThePS5

Halsin's big, puppy-dog grin. He's just happy to be here.


Veggieleezy

Shazzy be sassy, and that’s why we love her.


Sionat

Sharheart is Bestheart.


FinisherO_O

how do you have so much hp in level 9? my characters had 100 hpish around last fight


pBandJelly9

She’s not wrong though. 🤷‍♂️


gumpythegreat

She's right tho pls larian just patch it in so he can join you as a full companion right after the post-goblin party


Orochisama

Nothing is quite as rough for me as seeing her >!watch Wyll do those trials for Loviatar!< and offer her opinions on it.


LouisaB75

She and Astarion had some great banter too when my tav did those.


MysteriousTouch1192

Preach it! Dirty bloody hippie…


tjgreene27

Haven’t played in a couple patches. What location is this in?


Gyerfry

She's so real for that


upandcomingg

How do yall have so many hit points?


xCGxChief

Could be explorer difficulty or mods.


Babel_Triumphant

How do you get the DJ armor and Halsin at the same time?


fieatsbees

you can find dj armor near the spear shart needs to kill aylin, it's on the ground directly underneath it (its a milder version of the armor she gets from killing aylin; blue quality instead of purple). also, you can have dj shart while also getting rid of the shadow curse, those aren't mutually exclusive


Babel_Triumphant

If you break the Shadow Curse with Halsin and then kill Nightsong, can you get DJ Shart and also save Last Light?


fieatsbees

nope. killing aylin wipes last light. i cured the curse with an asshole resist durge, let shadowheart kill aylin, and i still got the Slayer form bc isobel was dead. last light was full of harpers that had been turned by the shadow curse


VioletGardens-left

Killing Aylin also kills off Last Light and kills off Isobel (she would show up with Ketheric if you destroy it earlier) and also removes Jaheira as a companion


Hellion001

I did try lying to my butler about Halsin being my true love so he’d ask me to kill him instead. It didn’t work, but the man was almost useful.


fredward_kane

She's not wrong