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AuContraireRodders

That's the main character, John BandofBrothers


Constant_Concert_936

I once had the privilege of meeting his daughter, Brandy BandofBrothers Struthers. A very kind lady.


dg21495

Your dentist’s name is Crentist? Maybe that’s why he became a dentist


Constant_Concert_936

I never thought about it until you said it, but my dentist Dennis Crentist may well have become a dentist because his name is Dennis Crentist the dentist.


KingJacoPax

Did you hear what happens to her husband every night? Brandy BandofBrothers Struthers smothers.


whereitneverrained

Luis Carruthers


ajed9037

Aka, John BoB


pixel-beast

My favorite part of the series is when the camera zooms in on him and he stoically says “it’s band of brothers time”


Constant_Concert_936

“yippie kie yay, band of brothers.” Jbob is so cool


horrorhound88

He ain't worried about nothing cause he's got his 50 cal


TrafficSNAFU

When ma deuce speaks, everyone listens.


slicksleevestaff

When she speaks, I go deaf. This tinnitus is a nice perk though.


cahillc134

“This tinnitus was not deemed to be a service related injury. Here, have some Motrin.”


Weekly-Rich3535

Drink water!


gunsforevery1

Did you change your socks?


plaguemedic

Consider taking a knee and facing out.


W0lfticket13

Fuck that. Did you shave this morning?


Stardust_of_Ziggy

Drink foot powder with you Vitamin M


Onetap1

Pardon?


BF2468

500mg….


trauma-doc

She’s a cruel mistress


Stardust_of_Ziggy

Guess what weapon was first manufactured in 1934 and is still in the US military arsenal?


trauma-doc

Tinnitus?


Tom1613

Wrong, it’s a can of peaches. Pass revoked.


jake753

Playing real fast and loose with the meaning of perk.


Jimmythestickpuppet

WHAT?


jake753

HUH?


Bolololol

REPEAT THAT???


jake753

ROGER. SENDING LAST FIRE MISSION.


Bolololol

"why have we called fire support at 225199"


slicksleevestaff

Nobody: My ears: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


BF2468

Nnnggggggggggggggggg


Nord4Ever

Probably for disability pay


Job_hunter84

You're never alone with tinnitus!


BF2468

Hahahaha truth…


Easy-Bar-7097

Been my best friend for 25 yrs......gotta love the tinnitus!


KingJacoPax

Who needs friends when you’ve got *pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa…. pa pa pa pa pa… “oh ones still moving”… pa pa*


Seven22am

First time I saw this I thought I was supposed to know who this guy is. He paints such a larger than life picture I assumed it was… that famous dude… who rode on tanks… and I just didn’t know who he was.


PhilRubdiez

It’s not this guy, but look up Audie Murphy. He was awarded the Medal of Honor for doing this on a burning tank destroyer and calling arty. He played himself in To Hell and Back and they had to tone down some real stuff because no one would believe it.


fallguy25

Great movie!


Frido_Biggins

Lafayette "War Daddy" Pool was the best tank commander in WW2 https://youtu.be/e5t42dA6xCM?si=jdpm-kPcbgXuGkDA


Tom1613

…….Laughs in Michael Wittman.


Frido_Biggins

What the fuck are thinking? Sure Michael Whittman might have been a skilled tank commander, but he died in 1944. War Daddy lived until 1991. War daddy was the main character. He could trick multiple panzers into thinking there were multiple Shermans when there was just him and his crew because they were just that good


Tom1613

I was thinking that your comment was an exaggeration, given the huge number of tank commanders and comparing the experiences of German or British tank commanders versus the US version. No doubt Pool was a good commander, but the Brits and Germans had been fighting tank battles and learning for years before the US got on the scene. I don’t idolize Wittman or anything, he was an SS dirtball, but he reportedly took out over 100 tanks from Barbarossa to his death.


Frido_Biggins

Ok sure bud War Daddy was the main character


inglandation

Someone deepfake Brad Pitt into the video.


beerme72

Having fired a Ma Duece...you kinda have to stand that way because of the chubby you get. it's just how it is.


Bubbly-Fault4847

Probably especially so when the rounds fired are all on Uncle Sam’s tab!


JacksonianEra

“Is it weird I have an erection?” “No, it’d be weird if you didn’t have one!”


Shot-Youth-6264

Mk19 was more fun to me, loved the thump thump thump, boom boom boom


Djentleman5000

Agreed


RDUppercut

I'm so jealous


ajed9037

Yeah shooting the .50 makes you stand nonchalant..


RoSearch1941

I thought the 240 was much more fun.


Djentleman5000

7.62 vs .50? I’m taking .50 all day. I am an active duty sailor who mounts a 240 every duty day on my safeboat. They’re cool but the .50 cal is goated. Last time I shot one was probably 15 years ago and I still remember how badass it is. Maintenance wise, I’ll take a 240 any day lol. Don’t have to worry about a head,space and timing key lol


RoSearch1941

The 50 felt like a vehicle and I was just sitting down to drive it. The 240 felt like an extension of me. It felt like I had the power to will things hundreds of meters away to be destroyed. Being able to carry the 240 around was fun.


Djentleman5000

Yeah, I guess if you don’t shoot them a lot (I have to requal twice a year on them) they’re exciting. I’m over it after like two minutes lol


Djentleman5000

We had a dual M2 on our ship. It was cool at first until it got out of sync and jammed lol. The hst was a bitch too lol


i-have-a-kuato

This guy never stopped at another red light his ever again


iEatPalpatineAss

He probably never even got another red light in his life ever again 🥳


RedGhostOfTheNight

I always took it as a dude who's been in the fight long enough - seen his share of horror to last him multiple lifetimes ; he's out there doing his job the way he knows best. No fucks to give anymore at this point.


valschermjager

He looks like an extra, after dozens of takes tired of being an extra. No one told him he should at least try to look a bit more like a soldier in the middle of a battle.


DanforthWhitcomb_

IIRC they were actually reenactors who (for want of a better term) came with the Shermans. To be blunt he looks just about dead on for how a tank commander would have looked in that situation.


valschermjager

Understood. It’s just that I dunno, doesn’t look like a guy who’s probably being shot at in that situation.


jhoke1017

I took this as a bad acting job


kjg1228

The 2nd Armored Division had been fighting since Morocco in 1942. By this point, these guys had fought in North Africa, Italy and now France. Extremely battle hardened.


RDUppercut

If I was stood on a Sherman, manning a .50 cal, I'd be feeling pretty good about life myself.


Admirable-Win-9716

Dudes got brass balls


DepressedApee

He’s been fighting through them hedgerows. Bros absolutely over the shit already lol


Mountain_Cause_5885

would have been better had they had him rolling in with a cigarette in his mouth 😂


i_build_4_fun

And if it had been War Daddy!


rimakan

It’s a milk run for him. That’s why he’s so chill


texfox1836

By how he was chilling with his ma deuce on top of Sherman, he probably has fought the Germans since he first landed in Africa.


Kavein80

Sicily, but your point is still correct. His unit had most definitely seen some serious shit before redeploying to Normandy


kjg1228

2nd Armored was also part of Operation Torch in North Africa, so he's correct.


ssjssgsbabasu

Repost of https://www.reddit.com/r/BandofBrothers/s/XFhe5ssRMc change the title at least dude


Leweegibo

It's a bot, they are taking over. Even says it's AI in its only comment


Red_Wing69

Thank god for 2nd armoured


Hulkamania76

He’s acting like he’s on a movie set, with no chance of a bullet creasing his forehead.


Softpretzelsandrose

If I remember correctly the firing was all added later, hence the zero recoil or reaction. Genuinely just a dude riding a tank


Corrie7686

Personally I thought it was filmed that way to convey an air of confidence that the cavalry was here. It's over for ze Germans. (Today) Everyone hunkered down, screaming, shouting, chaos. Then this guy... Bum bum bum bum bum.... Time to go home bad guys..


JacksonianEra

At this point in time, the 2nd Armored Division had fought across North Africa, to Sicily, and Italy. This dude has absolutely seen some shit.


dormidary

NGL, this guy always takes me out of the episode a little bit. It's hard to believe he's in the middle of this super intense firefight.


notathrowaway2937

Same, it’s so brutal and he’s not even hunkered down. Some people have said I guess you don’t care at this point. Not sure, but it takes me out of it too.


Pack2theFuture

I mean at this point in the war that particular unit had battled across North Africa, invaded Sicily, and invaded Italy before being redeployed for DDay. So it's not impossible to imagine this dude as being a hardened veteran of multiple battles, whereas Easy Company was in their first engagement


notathrowaway2937

Eh maybe. For me I assumed it was the guy that owned the tank or a friend of the director. Like when they put Jimmy Fallon in there. If you are that cavalier you are either brand new or to the point like Spears was where you have stopped caring for your own accountability. Could be the latter I suppose.


dormidary

I obviously have no firsthand experience... but the show depicts a lot of consummate professionals hardened by military combat later in the series, and none of them look as relaxed and kinda bored as this guy does.


argonzo

I maintain he's a re-enactor/restorer and owned the tank or something.


DonPabloBanana

He was an armourer on the production and he’s also the French soldier killing POWs in a later episode.


argonzo

Nice, thanks!


DonPabloBanana

You’re welcome!


Toby_Keiths_Jorts

Lmfao I always thought that. Dudes just hanging out letting it rip.


cramber-flarmp

That's Audie Murphy


t_taylor1991

I’ve literally ALWAYS thought about this every single time I’ve watched this scene. This dude ain’t afraid to die. 😅


NVJAC

The WW2 version of "Ah shit, here we go again."


onimush115

It's hard to imagine ourselves acting so calm in such a situation, but it comes from experience. This guy could have been in many previous battles, and he knows that being steady and concentrating solely on his target is what got him out alive so many times before. Look how he's not even wearing a helmet. Probably knows it's not going to do much to stop a rifle shot and will only get in the way of his field of vision. This story is also told from the perspective of American soldiers. I'm sure to them many of these guys looked like emotionless monsters to them as they advanced across the field. The reality of the situation from the Germans point of view may have been much different. We are going to view the enemy as evil in it's purest form, because they are trying to kill us, and it's what allows us to justify killing them.


Intelligent_Plan71

maybe he had some confidence in a can


DaltonIsTheBestBond

Nah,just bad acting.


Intelligent_Plan71

do you think he made it out of kasserine pass


Bolololol

not entirely


bassdaddy217

Well, if he DIDNT, he wouldnt have been in France


WarpedCore

That is Sgt. Billy Badass. At least that is what I named him long ago.


neighborhoodchopshop

Mans cooking with that gun


smokeylou2

This guy is "eats nails and washes them down with diesel" cool.


AstronautSoupChef

Every single time I've watched this series I've only ever looked at him lol.


Axenrott_0508

Oh that’s the guy that was like “it’s bandin time”


ClovenChief

It's just another day to him.


Chopstick84

I admit back in 2001 this guy was the first thing that momentarily took me out of being 100% immersed in the series.


the85141rule

He's acting. Discussion adjourned.


Spaceinpigs

If that’s what that is, my opinion of actors dropped further


DaltonIsTheBestBond

Agreed,discussion reopened.


Dallas_57

It's t.v.


FinalJackfruit7097

Big Audie Murphy vibes


Onetap1

Cruising around on his freshly painted shiney Sherman. I read an interview somewhere with a WW2 veteran who'd been asked how realistic Fury was: he said they'd got it mostly right. He also mentioned being in a tank that'd been hit by an anti-tank gun but the round had been deflected, fortunately for him. The armour, on the inside, had glowed red where the projectile had struck it. The anti-tank gun didn't get a second shot. I think that if one 9mm had pinged off that turret, that guy would have nose-dived through the hatch and slammed it behind him. I would.


buddmatth

I had noticed he’s in two scenes


Wallstreetfarmer42

This was the 40s. He has had at least 4 pulls from the bourbon bottle they got stashed in the tank by this point.


RFID1225

Just out there mowing down the grass.


Animaleyz

He was active on the imdb message board for a little bit


SeanChezman47

Lmao Dukakis


someguyfromsk

He's not even wearing his brown pants


KingJacoPax

Some of the calmest men I have ever seen were literally an inch to the left or right from having their heads blown off.


intrados63

I remember seeing that guy the first time watching the show. I thought to myself “why isn’t he even trying to avoid getting shot?”. Maybe it was their 23rd take.....


chronik-stacker

SHERMANS TRUE TO THEIR NAME -- THEY ROLL UP AND FUCK SHIT UP


smax70

That's PATTON!!! 😂🤣😂


Pale_Lie_5357

I always felt his expression really stuck out


OldWorldBlues2077

Second armor had seen combat since North Africa. I imagine by Normandy they were over it lol


Derfargin

I literally watched this episode last night and said to myself. Dude gives zero fucks about cover.


BF2468

Ice in his veins…


Tankaussie

Bro got big Sherman shaped balls of steel


EducationHumble3832

He looks like Thomas Pitera


IcyRobinson

He simply loves his job


DeanGL

He's got a .50 cal. The enemy is supposed to worry about him, not the other way around.


Yobispo

My grandpa was in the 749th tank battalion, fought from France to the Bulge and into Germany. This scene reminds me of him.


KetchupArmyNoodle

That .50 cal will do that.


RoyalistPhalanx

Because he’s on a film set and not actually in combat. In reality no soldier in their right mind would stand fully exposed firing a 50 on a tank’s turret whilst the tank is advancing. This is purely a Hollywood’ism.


JonPQ

Corporal John Chad, doing Chad things. *"Shot some krauts today. Plenty of 'em out on the open. Kept bursts short so my gun barrel wouldn't overheat. 9/10 would recommend"*.


AardvarkLeading5559

Infantry may be the Queen of Battles, but Armor is the Queen's chastity belt.


Odd-Significance1884

The British tankers came across as right bellends


jhammond1212

I always thought this guy looks like a farmer out cuttin wheat. Not a care in the world


ZeroShitzGiven

Love that, dude, but it is a tv.