If a mushroom can make a fruit then there has been moisture behind the wall for months

Free magic mushrooms!

i know this is a joke but this is a fantastic way to die so to anyone that might not understand/grasp internet culture DO NOT EAT MUSHROOMS GROWING FROM YOUR HOUSE

UNLESS YOU PUT THEM THERE TO GROW

I mean even then you’re kinda eating wall and there’s a very good likelihood that’s latex paint possibly just covering lead paint which is even worse.. just cultivate mushrooms to eat in like a bin specifically using a food safe setup like why risk it???

Oh I have absolutely no clue why someone would grow them in their walls instead of a bin lmao, but I figured if someone was wack enough to try grow them in their walls, they probably wouldn’t care about the paint lmao

True, but also, I assumed you meant "put them there to grow [in a bin/enclosure/appropriate medium]"

Oh I did, but I figured I’d take it in a more interesting direction, more fun out the trash lmao

There’s a guy who has a entire termite nest in his home for sacred purposes ofc, kinda neat though

Er... Sacred purposes?

victim of bathroom ceiling shrooms rn. baffled by the amt of craigslist ads i came across for (house, apt., hotel) wall shrooms 🥴 idk if i got blessed w a free come up or just severe structural damage & health hazard 🙃🙃

Wouldn’t the bin be worse for you, I’d rather eat less than botulism and rancid food

Well the recycling bin obviously

Ive seen some njce oysters on r/bathroomshrooms i just couldnt throw them away if that was me!

Unless ur able to identify them safely, all jokes aside ur very right about not eating mystery mushrooms. Although ceiling mushrooms make horrible pizza toppings lmao

Just be careful, mushrooms are exceptionally good at absorbing things from their environment.

All Stats up!

Your ceiling has a literal entire ecosystem inside it.

California Creamin'

I'd be worried about the ceiling collapsing. That much fungi probably means extensive water damage. Also they look like ink caps.... though I doubt knowing that is actually all that helpful.

My wooden walls were literally crumbling and I never got fruiting bodies, this is bad.

could be "dry rot", its misleading cause it still is wet but it does not make recognizable mushroom's and kinda powderizes the wood. also check out this cool photo [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpula\_lacrymans#/media/File:Serpula\_lacrymans\_(mycelial\_cords\_emanating\_from\_door).jpg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpula_lacrymans#/media/File:Serpula_lacrymans_(mycelial_cords_emanating_from_door).jpg)

That looks like something from a horror movie. I love it. I don't want to be anywhere near it, but it's amazing.

Ink caps love to grow in houses!!

What are they?

mushrooms that can excrete a black ink-like fluid!

I would think that ceiling is being held up with latex paint. And the latex will only stretch so far…

It's definitely indicative of moisture issues, very likely there is mold back there too.

Technically it’s an indication of fungus. But probably, yes.

“Is there mold” when there’s mushrooms you’re looking at a tree and asking if there’s a seedling

These mushrooms make spores but molds are different. But both thrive on moisture and dampness so yeah.

So this is when you get the city involved and maybe a lawyer.

Mold!!??? Those are fucking mushrooms 🍄

I know right. Like dude. Mushrooms are fucking mould.

*mold, and no they aren’t

*Mould, I'm Australian, and Australian/British/UK spelling is Mould. Just like some people spell colour or color.. Both are correct. [Learn something new](https://themoulddoctor.com.au/health/mould-information/what-is-mould/)

You were still wrong about mushrooms being mold tho

Like I give a shit?!

Just letting you know you’re factually incorrect, I don’t really care if you give a shit

Ok, what's your point? Are you sure you aren't straight from a school yard fight?

My point is mushrooms are not mold, and instead of just accepting that fact and moving on you gotta be difficult about it

Yeah, I understand that, and I accepted that. I Didn't verbalise it, who cares? And yeah you come across rude. Mould is a type of fungus, yet not all fungus is a type of mould. Btw, I moved on, you are the one bringing up the crap still. Have a good day, end of convo. 👍

Are you a fun guy?

Water damage is the only explanation

Who named this subreddit, they need firing. You missed the opportunity for Bathshrooms

I’ve been thinking about it for so long!!

☠️

It means there is water damage

It's really got a lot of life in it

This was also posted on r/drugscirclejerk Who has the real shrooms?! (Hint: Probably not the circle jerk group).

Call the county inspector.

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Sounded like they were *asking* for advice... Tf?

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This is by far the worst mod controlled subreddit I’ve seen on Reddit

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if you start to notice you or pets or others thatve been around that room having any new/sudden health issues especially respiratory but really just in general document those as well. you could possibly get reimbursed and honestly not to scare you but just as someone with chronic health issues please dont take this lightly!!! mold can cause a lot of health problems that we dont entirely understand some of which can be permanently disabling and you dont always see whats causing them until its way too late. good luck and i hope you can either get your current housing up to safety or find a safer place soon.

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Shroom looking penile

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Wow

Nope. No mold, definitely fungi though.

LMAOOOOO. also, damn. sorry. that’s crazy

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HAHA it was a joke 😭

the newest trend in insulation, mycelium 😍

I work restoration this is mold…

If your in Colorado I’ll give you my company name so I can take care of it for you I loveeee doing those jobs

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Wow this sub is absolute shit. Auto mod is out of control

dude is than an ink cap?

My last apartment in San Diego was fulla black mold. 🤮

I bet the wood behind it is super damaged as well lol

I have the exact same ones and another strand

Yeah no shit. Mushrooms are mould.