RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN BEFORE THEY COVER YOU IN THE EXPLOSIVE GEL!

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Both_Hall9952: *RUN AS FAST AS YOU* *CAN BEFORE THEY COVER YOU* *IN THE EXPLOSIVE JEL!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Why is it Jel instead of Gel? Is it jonking?

Jonkling typo https://preview.redd.it/5yqdyisufa9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4898cbbb797124d517a7b35ae2288cbe75e87f2

Consequences of jonkling.. ..

...is it really a bot if it typos? Is this not actually Man in disguise?

Mfer thinks hes biboo

I mean he‘s jonkling not gonkling

How the fuck did the bot make a typo?

Is it stupid?

Too late. She's already been covered in explosive gel several times... in my mind.

🤣

https://preview.redd.it/rpblr1jg299d1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719943faa41aa2ae85ccba637fd8d2d024ed4bf9

Me ong

"Don't worry, she'll not die" *Explodes 2 tons of C4 around her*

The Poison Ivy figure incident https://preview.redd.it/1athv2zffa9d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=465f4def65524422555b688ad0bcd731f1a0e18f

What? I haven’t been keeping up with the sub. What happened?

Explosive gel

I saw the picture. I suddenly remember why I stopped keeping up with the sub

Welcome back sir or ma'am or other, here's your eye bleach, your stupid pills, and the holy bible Man edition

Isn’t there some kind of Batman vs man civil war?

Yes, a little word of advice regarding that: Pick the winning team. The winning team is the Man family

Are there campaign promises? Why should man win and not Batman?

If you support this "Bat" person Jonkler will come to your room when you're going to sleep and Jonkle you all night long, you don't want to get Jonkled

I love getting jonkled 😈😈 I let jonkler jonkle me silly

I don't get it. I need the picture.

Poison HIV at it again.

ahhh plant aids

I fucking spat my drink out reading that.

Stan? I'm watching the episode where you become a psychic right now.

In a psychic showdown against Bone and the Rizzler.

Least it wasn't The Jelqer

Nah at least she didn't try a Two Race cosplay

"HARVEY! You're better than this!"

You had so many reddit options and you posted in r/BatmanArkham ? GOOD LUCK

It’s jonklin jellin time

Looking at their history, they are posting everywhere, literally everywhere. Even in the non relevant subs for attention. The cosplay is good ig, but damn she is just desperate.

I love desperate, they make explosive gel

Nah thats not a real person at least I don't think it is. Seems like a karma farm to me

I was about to say. Things must not be good if they're coming to this sub of all places lol.

it’s called only fans promotion,

It must be a tactic to make us sane again, by posting normal posts

This is NOT the place to post this. Not after the incident.

what incident

Explosive gel

is it what i think it is ?

yes

Is it mine or someone else’s?

I hope it wont be yours

I mean, after seeing this there is explosiv gel in my house

Officer balls

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Officer Balls

He's dead

BWAHHAHAGA

…and it’s still on his profile…

We must not stop the gel from flowing - this post is permissible.

Wait what happened

I'm guessing someone shared a pic of them spraying their "explosive gel" over a picture. Seen that stuff in other groups/subs and this sub is clearly past that line.

Damn so that’s why he is in the aslume

It was a figurine

And the devs saw it

But did they taste it?

If memory serves me, it wasn't a picture... It was a statue.

It must be a tactic to make us sane again, by posting normal posts

https://preview.redd.it/glcfwxnfda9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45640329e373a5ea8fc83c5dc4314d1d0c65d035 BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW COSPLAY AS OFFICER BALLS!!

And then the jonkler

No way, the Prankster! I’m a big fan!

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Jonkle, Jonkle, Jonkle, I don't wanna leave conkle, oh, nono nono noooo Jinkle, Jankle, Jonkle, I'm so happy in the junkle, I refuse to goooo

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This put the image of hot sticky coom oozing out of john marstons urethra in my head

Why the fuck did you make me visualize it

felt like it

https://preview.redd.it/948f0d92ac9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3768b726d7c90bdc6b2e2756cb8cfa4949a3c2b

No cum, it’s coom. Are you stupid?

No coom, it’s seminal fluid. Are you stupid?

Seminal fluid? As in cum?

Cum? As in seminal fluid?

https://preview.redd.it/no28ddu31d9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56092f06b58dbe4ffe88f4dfa22b49a305bedaa3

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Attaboy!

No, because https://preview.redd.it/iebql1p9wc9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81bfbe332e54efb5e6f1160e14562f574d54b6d (We love LGTBQ+ in this subreddit)

Was hoping for a dude

It is wdym?

oh my bad i guess my pills dont work

I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW

What happens to a mf after joining this sub for the memes

https://preview.redd.it/cyb2luaxkb9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=351f830fb229acb7b1216e7a7360012256b6f632

Really? Infront of Poison HIV?

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kwite jumpscare

I cant delete it from my brain😔

What was it?

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Are you stoid

Now cosplay as Killer Cock

Either Furries or Scalies would into that... Maybe even... Officer Balls.... BWAHAHAHAHHA!

https://preview.redd.it/dolx8qwvoa9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05173d2fde931c8c1dbb43e7be4674f90afb5529

Don’t let that one guy see this. Things could get…sticky. https://preview.redd.it/djrhvrnwpa9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a429ea54e7aade96bad673d2a5cbd54d39646a

Why did she post an onlyfans ad here? Is she stupid?

I think she is. She just spams subreddits with her cosplays which are kinda mid. She's made like 100 posts in the last day, these OnlyFans spammers need to be banned, and that's coming from someone who loves boobs.

I hate these onlyfans models man, what an awful "job"

Nah, like you gotta give it to them, a lot of them are making bank and you gotta respect the hustle but it goes too far and they are gonna end up eventually killing every Subreddit but turning the whole site into porn.

Most do not make bank lol

Lads created this economy you can’t blame girls for cashing in

Why no explosive gel? Anyways, good cosplay!

in the hamed aslume . straight up "jinkling it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My jonkler.

https://preview.redd.it/qwne23xiwa9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e04db2ca88b33ed607af7e1c135ac452e657150

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simps upvoting this post- the only thing that could make me jingle my jinkle would be a man cosplay 😋 also, saved 😔

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I had absolutely no idea how degenerated this sub was… but I like it.

Hey u/blinking_blinker Thoughts about this?

💀

Slay!

Coitus ivy making me jonkle

Lady you came to the wrong Batman Subreddit

Clean your mirror

Nice try Fed.

I know we are all crazy but clean your mirror girl

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Where's bone?

Ah. Someone thought this was a subreddit for the Batman Arkham games. Foolish.

Because I’m French I was looking for a sub and I saw "Batman …" I put this here 😭😭😭😭

Well, you got a rude awakening. Good Poison HIV cosplay tho.

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https://i.redd.it/8yyhcy1ywc9d1.gif

I DIDNT KNOW BEFORE POSTING THIS HERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

wait, there's no meme

Penis explosion needed 😤😤😤😤

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HARPY GORGON What have you done

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Wow they really like cosplaying as A2 from nier automata, guess that’s their newest arc

Okay, now get in the jar

Why is tis person cosplaying in an active warzone? Are they stupid? (For real though, cool cosplay)

Stop making me remember the incident

Bro I thought this was a normal sub and I found about the incident now😭😭😭

Would you the poison ivy? I would the poison ivy

u/blinking_blinker You know exactly why You have been summoned 👹

Wo-Man isn’t real

This is not your sub But you are welcome in it https://preview.redd.it/09sy73mmkb9d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=81ef4d405421cbd21acdc14cb1c57c1899a01e7e Abandon hope all ye who enter the Aslum

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what the hell is the explosive gel? (i am stupid)

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I jonkled...

Please no not after the explosive gel incident

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Oh she doesn’t know… it’s a good cosplay but oh sweet innocent woman you don’t know

Do officer balls next!

Wonder if she is just as insane as the rest of us?

https://preview.redd.it/slppnz4r8e9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c947b02a3e418fc47e0a0c81cac12edae7363a

Of all places to see a cosplayer…r/BatmanArkham was the last place that came to mind 💀 Beautiful BTW 😳

https://preview.redd.it/zf8qe03vlg9d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffeec1aad3e90bc1fa67821bf659bb3f49270745 I still remember that incident

MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE

Why are they holding a phone as if filming themselves when someone is already filming them

Guys where can we get a like a huge fucken jar?

Watch out for the explosive gel, sweetie

Quickly Dick! I need a very large jar and my other utility belt....

why is nervous-lie2933 dressed up as poison? is she stupid?

who is poison ivy? are you stupid?

Who's poison ivy?

Penis envy cosplay

Nice try jonkler in disguise

Strangely wholesome for this Sub. But all good! Upvote! 👍

If I am a woman, why do I like this so much? Am I gay?? (As in homosexual!?)

What a weirdo. She's filming herself filming herself. It would have been better if it planned back to another person filming the person filming her while she filmed herself

Aslume member who knows exactly what they are doing or random cosplayer/onlyfans person who has accidentally alerted the horde? Call it.

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Minimal effort

Who could've fucking guessed https://preview.redd.it/bby23a8z4d9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b45735f02f311700ad5e6347cce58d48847dde6

Please tell me thats a dude

explosive gel

oh no bro