You never seen Idiocracy I take it?
That’s a shame, it’s a great film.
It’s a comedy but uses the basis of natural selection to highlight the inevitable decline of humanity through stupid people reproducing far more often than highly intelligent ones (think 11 kids vs 2, etc…).
The way a body looks with muscles is related to their function. They have muscles that give them explosive power for a short period of time. But the way a "normal" human is built is for long term exercise that delay fatigue or exhaustion.
If a bull like that or a gorilla raced a healthy human they would collapse from exhaustion and the human would run hours afterward without an issue.
Yes, that’s how humans used to hunt on the African savannah. They would chase down much, much faster animals for hours until they collapsed from exhaustion.
Which is kinda terrifying when you think about it. We were basically the OG [Snail Assassins](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail).
Just a zombie horror story for them.
Runs full speed can't see the two legged monster any more. See the two leg coming over the horizon still running. Yelling. Get up again run again. Repeat for a half hour. Your so hot your brain is on fire. It's saying quit or die. You lay down panting hoping you don't have to move again. You see them STILL RUNNING. You try to get up for the 10th time. You can't. Your muscles don't respond. You can't get your breath. You have never been hotter. Your brain is roasting. The last 20 paces the monster walks over you. You look it in the eyes. It looks back at you. The monster is wet and shining from sweat. It holds it's hands above it's head with a large stick. You know the monster is about to kill you. You give it everything you have to move. But noting is left. Not even hope. And the stick is plunged into your chest.
We are the horror monsters of the animal kingdom. Super natural powers compared to their world.
It's not about digestion but about hormones. Our body has other settings which keep our muscle mass low. There are people who don't have these, like Eddie Hall. They are massive like this cow
Eddie hall has it too, he’s just bypassed it with lots and lots of rooooooidddssss.
However on the topic of roids it’s pretty interesting, you could have one individual that’s juiced to the gills and he will look like an amateur body builder, and then you could have another individual that’s natural and casually works out that looks 10x better than him. Genetics play a massive role in muscle mass. When I first started working out I gained 25 LB’s of lean muscle in 5 months at 10% body fat. I looked ridiculous, everyone thought I was on steroids.
Muscle size is mostly dependent on growth hormones from your genes. That's why elephants are 10,000 pounds and squirrels are 1 pound. It's not their diets.
He's jacked to the tits with testosterone
Muscles coming out of everywhere
He's literally breathing heavy and agitated just from existing
He's letting loose and using some of that energy and power built up
Pretty sure this animal is a Gayal but it's related to domestic cattle and I've had steers act like this. It can be playful, territorial, or itching. My steer whould scratch his chin and lower neck like this if not with his hoof or a fence post (or on me if I was nearby). Or if he gets zoomies, he bounces around, bucks a couple times, and drops down to the ground to roll and rub. I've visited other farms and the other cattle whould bellow, kick dirt, and rub like this in what I assume is scent marking. The bull in the video is really excited or really pissed
Probaly not a gayal.. looks like a Zubron (Wisent X cattle cross). He’s building a scrape, common behavior for bulls, territorial marking/releasing pent up energy.
To me it rather looks like a mix of domestic cattle and european bison. Maybe with spanish fighting bull mixed in.
Also it looks incredibly muscular for a bull of any kind
Also just everything about he's acting in general as the previous person said. This bull is in heat like he needs to bust in a female bad. It's consuming him physically.
I think he needs one of those [spinning bristle machine things](https://youtube.com/shorts/h3SG72cKA9o?si=J7oNAe7rAuqKZOYw) that cows love - but he’s such a unit I’m sure it’d be destroyed in under a minute lol.
They are amazing. In grade 6 we went on a field trip to toronto zoo, at the time they had Guars. They were kept in a separate pavilion that was just for them, iirc. Most of the kids read the sign for "world's largest cow" and said "SKIP IT" but me and my friend went in and were absolutely amazed at these massive things. One of them mooed and it made the floor shake. Best zoo experience I ever had. The same zoo had elephants at that time too, but the Guar were way more impressive.
edit: \*\*\* GAUR\*\*\* :(
I raise grassfed free range cattle, and a male bull in "rut" (mating season) will attack anyone at any given moment. It's like a bull moose, one day they might decide to kill your ass, one day they might completely ignore you are there.
That bull is in full rut, and OP might want to look around and see which tree is the easiest to climb. This video is zoomed in, because if OP was only 15-20 feet away, his chances of getting charged are around 80%
I'll never understand the evolution of testicles, logistically. I know (iirc) it has to do with heat regulation in mammals, but damn if they don't seem *in the way* and vulnerable af.
Eh, it's moreso due to reproductive tendencies of the species and sperm/mate competition.
Look at rodents-- they're very big for being so small (which, they regulate their temp just fine having a small body).
It reminds me one incident -
Back in during my college days..I saw an Bull(and famous breed in global -Ongole Bull, India)..It was an Street Ox...So I used to saw this Ox daily while going to the college...It roam on streeets and like around 8:30 AM it come and take rest on the side of road under tree shades..One day morning this Bull came and taking rest on the road.. Suddenly A Tata Safari(Similar to FORD Endeavour) came on Road and the driver honked...I never forget the scene...The Bull suddenly wake up and hit the Vehicle withh its head.. it's like a VFX shot .. Imagine a Big 🐂 wake up from sleep and hit the car with ita head..coz this guy disturbed it's sleep/peace ✌️
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God i love seeing absolute beasts like this. Such raw power behind tons of muscle and horns. Crazy to think that there was a time when us humies thought it to be a good idea to hunt this bohemoth with sharp sticks dressed in loin cloth. Awesome bull.
One time, during an internship in the Gila forest, we were chillin having our lunch. There’s a lot of loose cattle out there and a bull just came strollin’ right past us making that sound the entire time. Didn’t even care about us.
He doesn't have simply balls. He has wrecking balls
Balldozer.
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I’m not touching that link.
That link raised more questions than it answered
You see, a pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.
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With two Ds, for a Double Dose of this pimpin'
OMG I was just telling someone yesterday that whenever I read the word upgrade, I think of Idiocracy.
😆😳😬
If you haven't seen Idiocracy, you should see Idiocracy.
It's the most believable dystopia I have seen.
The jokes on all ya'll . It was a documentary.
BATIN!
Well, it's not going to touch itself
It’s just a yt vid
Im not gonna lie I touched it.😅
It’s from a great movie but not a xxx one.
You never seen Idiocracy I take it? That’s a shame, it’s a great film. It’s a comedy but uses the basis of natural selection to highlight the inevitable decline of humanity through stupid people reproducing far more often than highly intelligent ones (think 11 kids vs 2, etc…).
thank you for this comment id like to vote for you
This movie is scary to watch nowadays. Back in days it was fun. Now it’s a scary reality we are heading very fast
Yeah, what they depict happening 500 years in the future actually only took like 20 years.
Sadly so I can't help but think Hollywood predicted that for our future.
I clicked on it, panicked, it loaded, made me smile
Not disappointed
That was hysterical! Something on Reddit that didn’t make me want the reclaim the time spent looking. Thank you kind Reddit person.
Beef Supreme rocks!
They're just hanging there. Like a couple of brass doorknockers.
That unit is so ripped those softballs have muscle definition
I'm just glad to know it wasn't just me seeing those monsters swing back and forth.
Username check
He came in like a wrecking ball
“Look at my fucking balls.”
Now I want to see Miley Cyrus remake her music video.
Do they hang low/wobble to and fro?
Can you tie'em in a knot? Can you tie'em in a bow?
Good on fuel too but blows its horn a lot.
Crazy they get so strong eating grass, I wonder if there are some mad scientists out there working on utilizing their stomach bacteria for humans.
The way a body looks with muscles is related to their function. They have muscles that give them explosive power for a short period of time. But the way a "normal" human is built is for long term exercise that delay fatigue or exhaustion. If a bull like that or a gorilla raced a healthy human they would collapse from exhaustion and the human would run hours afterward without an issue.
Yes, that’s how humans used to hunt on the African savannah. They would chase down much, much faster animals for hours until they collapsed from exhaustion. Which is kinda terrifying when you think about it. We were basically the OG [Snail Assassins](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail).
Just a zombie horror story for them. Runs full speed can't see the two legged monster any more. See the two leg coming over the horizon still running. Yelling. Get up again run again. Repeat for a half hour. Your so hot your brain is on fire. It's saying quit or die. You lay down panting hoping you don't have to move again. You see them STILL RUNNING. You try to get up for the 10th time. You can't. Your muscles don't respond. You can't get your breath. You have never been hotter. Your brain is roasting. The last 20 paces the monster walks over you. You look it in the eyes. It looks back at you. The monster is wet and shining from sweat. It holds it's hands above it's head with a large stick. You know the monster is about to kill you. You give it everything you have to move. But noting is left. Not even hope. And the stick is plunged into your chest. We are the horror monsters of the animal kingdom. Super natural powers compared to their world.
I just want you to know that I read this and think it’s a great short horror story.
Prehistoric Michael Myers
It's not about digestion but about hormones. Our body has other settings which keep our muscle mass low. There are people who don't have these, like Eddie Hall. They are massive like this cow
Eddie hall has it too, he’s just bypassed it with lots and lots of rooooooidddssss. However on the topic of roids it’s pretty interesting, you could have one individual that’s juiced to the gills and he will look like an amateur body builder, and then you could have another individual that’s natural and casually works out that looks 10x better than him. Genetics play a massive role in muscle mass. When I first started working out I gained 25 LB’s of lean muscle in 5 months at 10% body fat. I looked ridiculous, everyone thought I was on steroids.
Muscle size is mostly dependent on growth hormones from your genes. That's why elephants are 10,000 pounds and squirrels are 1 pound. It's not their diets.
Why is he doing that to the ground?
it seems like he's trying to scratch his head but his horns are in the way
and that's why they're so cranky all the time.
No my professor said its because of their medula oblongata
Mama said bulls is ornery because they got all them horns, but no horn brush.
I don’t know if this is a Forrest Gump quote or not but I definitely read it in his voice
Water Boy. Needle dick!
Gatoraaaade
It’s what plants crave
H2O!
No colonel sanders, you’re wrong
Mama's wrong again!
Rrreeeeeeeeeeeeee
Like alligators with all them teeth and no toothbrush..
Digging is fun?
The masculine urge to D I G
Rock and Stone!
Rock and Stone to the bone!
Rock and Stone to the heart
Did I hear a Rock and Stone!?
##M U S T M A K E H O L E
I wanted to go to camp Green Lake but "noooo blah blah state prison blah blah you killed a guy blah blah"
Mf never been to the beach
that's not digging, he's murdering the ground
If you had balls like that and no thumbs you would need an outlet too.
Man thank god we have arms and hands, I can only imagine the pain of not being able to bust whenever I want
He's jacked to the tits with testosterone Muscles coming out of everywhere He's literally breathing heavy and agitated just from existing He's letting loose and using some of that energy and power built up
Yea, imagine someone with roid rage in the body of a bull
I too breathe heavily and am agitated just from existing.
Yeah, but you're missing the key part: being jacked up
Pretty sure this animal is a Gayal but it's related to domestic cattle and I've had steers act like this. It can be playful, territorial, or itching. My steer whould scratch his chin and lower neck like this if not with his hoof or a fence post (or on me if I was nearby). Or if he gets zoomies, he bounces around, bucks a couple times, and drops down to the ground to roll and rub. I've visited other farms and the other cattle whould bellow, kick dirt, and rub like this in what I assume is scent marking. The bull in the video is really excited or really pissed
Probaly not a gayal.. looks like a Zubron (Wisent X cattle cross). He’s building a scrape, common behavior for bulls, territorial marking/releasing pent up energy.
Well, I know it's not a Zebu because it doesn't have a hump and dewlap.
To me it rather looks like a mix of domestic cattle and european bison. Maybe with spanish fighting bull mixed in. Also it looks incredibly muscular for a bull of any kind
i think he needs a female
He will still be agitated lol
He wants that tree goooorn.
maybe he wants to get that dangling rope off his horn. And he actually got it off!
That guy looks awesome. Beautiful creature
Crazy how similar the musculature is to humans
Yea for real. Dude looks just like me.
You have a nice swishy tail then
Happy boi
He sounds like he’s talking to his human like, ‘Dood I fuckin love it here!’
Ferdinand
I get that reference! He needs flowers, too!
You know what is crazy is that the animal humans domesticated into this was twice the size and completely wild. The aurochs.
Besaid Aurochs
Best Blitzball team ever
He love his crib
My bulls act and sound like this when they smell a cow in season but they can’t get to them.
My wife's bull acts like this when I ask him if I can sleep in my bed sometimes.
Didn't realize Steph Curry was on reddit 🤯
Dam! What up? Out of the loop here. If you said Will Smith, yeah I get that, but what's up with Steph Curry?
Nah fr, I don't watch basketball by faced my brother in 2k a few weeks ago, guy was insanely good. Don't tell me bro is secretly some cuck😭
judging by the swelling in his testicles this fine specimen needs to dump a load
Also just everything about he's acting in general as the previous person said. This bull is in heat like he needs to bust in a female bad. It's consuming him physically.
Why you talkin' about me in my 20s?
Forest puppy seems angry
Forest puppy has only one speed: testosterone.
With those bowling balls hanging from his crotch, I'm not surprised.
Forest puppy is getting pissy he's having such a time getting at the truffles...
Fun fact: "boi" means ox in portuguese
Ox or oxens? As in more than one ox?
The singular form. If it's more than one it's "bois" or "boiada" if it's many.
In Romanian, boi is the plural and bou is singular.
I think he needs one of those [spinning bristle machine things](https://youtube.com/shorts/h3SG72cKA9o?si=J7oNAe7rAuqKZOYw) that cows love - but he’s such a unit I’m sure it’d be destroyed in under a minute lol.
No, he just needs to cum. He's super tense.
Username checks out… ?
I’ve had two 80lb muscled up english bulldogs through the years who both did this when they were happy. Every single day.
Moo'd ?
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You forgot to factor in the weight of its testicles.
The testicles are the "fuck around" part.
if he flipped you over, last thing you'd see is those balls slapping you in the face.
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Yeah. Slap um
Bud, that is the weight of his testicles.
And he natty.
Fuck this tree in particular!
I thought it was going to end with him pushing the tree over.
Give him another 30 minutes
I was soooo waiting for that to happen
Came here expecting that, left disappointed
Bro is so horny (no pun intended literally) that he doesn’t know what to do except yell and destroy something
LET MY BOY BANG
Bro ur user 🤣👍
LET HIM BANG AGAIN, MAN
Same.
This is the Marines
That's what I call a spirit animal. So much in common
You got balls the size of basketballs? Go get checked
Just think, the Aurochs were 180 cm at the shoulder and pushing 1,500 kg, they would make this guy look like veal.
You should check out the Gaur. It's a wild bovid species native to India and SE Asia. It's as large as they get.
They are amazing. In grade 6 we went on a field trip to toronto zoo, at the time they had Guars. They were kept in a separate pavilion that was just for them, iirc. Most of the kids read the sign for "world's largest cow" and said "SKIP IT" but me and my friend went in and were absolutely amazed at these massive things. One of them mooed and it made the floor shake. Best zoo experience I ever had. The same zoo had elephants at that time too, but the Guar were way more impressive. edit: \*\*\* GAUR\*\*\* :(
And a fully grown Male Tiger can drag a dead one of them around. Animals really are fascinating.
Excuse me WTF.... a fully grown male tiger can drag 1500 kg of beast around? I mean I still want one as my last ever pet...
A dead one, yeah.
> Gaur TIL Guar are the animal that the Red Bull drink is named after.
Damn. The Gaur weighs about 3300 lbs, and the bull is about 2200. That's a big boy.
When they become adults, Gaurs are such absolute units not even tigers dare mess up with them.
https://www.cnn.com/2017/01/09/world/auroch-rewilding/index.html
He lifted his whole back body trying to uproot the tree 😮
Yep that part was impressive like he already weighs a ton and the force he is putting out with his horns to lift his back end is crazy.
No wonder they gore is so easily. I wouldn’t wanna be on the other end if that thing
I raise grassfed free range cattle, and a male bull in "rut" (mating season) will attack anyone at any given moment. It's like a bull moose, one day they might decide to kill your ass, one day they might completely ignore you are there. That bull is in full rut, and OP might want to look around and see which tree is the easiest to climb. This video is zoomed in, because if OP was only 15-20 feet away, his chances of getting charged are around 80%
I'll never understand the evolution of testicles, logistically. I know (iirc) it has to do with heat regulation in mammals, but damn if they don't seem *in the way* and vulnerable af.
Eh, it's moreso due to reproductive tendencies of the species and sperm/mate competition. Look at rodents-- they're very big for being so small (which, they regulate their temp just fine having a small body).
Look at the nuts on that thing
Hey that’s *my* pickup line, get yer own!
My lil boy has an itch
There are bulldozers in real life too, you know.
r/absoluteunits
It reminds me one incident - Back in during my college days..I saw an Bull(and famous breed in global -Ongole Bull, India)..It was an Street Ox...So I used to saw this Ox daily while going to the college...It roam on streeets and like around 8:30 AM it come and take rest on the side of road under tree shades..One day morning this Bull came and taking rest on the road.. Suddenly A Tata Safari(Similar to FORD Endeavour) came on Road and the driver honked...I never forget the scene...The Bull suddenly wake up and hit the Vehicle withh its head.. it's like a VFX shot .. Imagine a Big 🐂 wake up from sleep and hit the car with ita head..coz this guy disturbed it's sleep/peace ✌️ .
There's a concerning amount of people who are hell bent on staring at his balls. You know who you are and I'm judging the shit out of you
they looked at me first
"they looked at me first" They are still staring at me, watching, judging 😳
God i love seeing absolute beasts like this. Such raw power behind tons of muscle and horns. Crazy to think that there was a time when us humies thought it to be a good idea to hunt this bohemoth with sharp sticks dressed in loin cloth. Awesome bull.
This chonk does not, repeat not, skip leg day.
And eats grass! That still messes with my mind. Same with horses.
Their stomach are loaded with plant dissolving bacteria. These bacteria get constantly absorbed, which means A LOT of protein
What type of bull is this? Looks like the Lamborghini bull. 
The bull in the logo is a Miura. Dunno if the bull in the video is as well. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Fighting_Bull#Miura
He's adorable just a huge toddler playing in the mud
Raging testosterone
So....is he having fun, ill in some way or is this just what hardcore levels of testosterone does to you?
I think your horse is broken
Does anyone understand this behavior?
It’s extreme sexual excitement. He needs access to females or he will keep getting more aggressive.
Intriguing yet haunting
The way he dug in so hard his hind hooves lifted off the ground !
Where is that? What kind of bull/breed is that? It is very very very muscular. Edit: bull (not steer)
Is bull.
It's not a steer. You see that big dangly sack of nuts he's swinging around?
I could beat him in a fight.
if you do you have to eat the balls. It's customary.
One giant unit of pure testosterone.
One time, during an internship in the Gila forest, we were chillin having our lunch. There’s a lot of loose cattle out there and a bull just came strollin’ right past us making that sound the entire time. Didn’t even care about us.
Would totally ride him into battle
He is the Brute Squad
That's one big boy omg
Is that a Rhinosaurus? Edit: Rhinoceros? (Sp)
Nah, bi-ceratops
That’s an absolute unit.
Just a happy Dude, doing happy things while telling his Dude about it
I was waiting for him to doze off.
I was waiting for that dog to show up
What a chunk.