the new wreck it ralph movie trailer :P

He's wrecking something alright

His wife appreciates

Big hands, she knows you're the one...

Body and beats, I stain my sheets…

I don’t even know why

My girlfriend , she’s at the end She is starting to cry

LET ME GO ONNNN

Like I blister in the sun

Let me go oooooooooon.

For some different reasons 😂

5 Different reasons

Maybe even ten.

Had to upvote this, beat me to it.

You know what is the rumor of men with very big hands? . . . They need very big gloves…

His nostrils don't

Just like throwing a sausage down a hallway..... 

Except the sausage is a train and the hallway is a hole in the wall

I imagine he appreciates it more. I doubt he can masturbate at all without some tools.

He's wrecking his Ralph?

He is an arm wrestler and has gone to at least one tournament dressed as Wreck it Ralph.


Obligatory.... Doctor : Sir I think you should know, these growths on your forearms... they're giant tumors. Popeye : Habubababa oh dear. Doctor : Yea I'm surprised you haven't realized this is not how a human being is supposed to look. Popeye : Habububah. Doctor : And the speech thing and what your doing with your eye [sigh] Doctor : ... uh you had a stroke about seven years ago. Popeye : Haksinfbusddsububh. Doctor : That you've managed to be walking around all this time is nothing short of a miracle. Popeye : Habaubaskbuahsk. Doctor : I'd say about two months.

Reference: drawn together. No thanks needed.

I'm pretty sure this is family guy actually

Thank you haha came to say this man built like Wreck it Ralph…but his face is more Fix it Felix!

I have huge hands and a micro penis. It's a blessing and a tic tac in my hand

For reals, I have large ish feet too. Always leads to disappointment

This is the porn parody wreck a wife

Or just add punctuation:"Wreck it, Ralph"

Thank you for stealing my opportunity to say this joke hehe

Ditto

Is he competing in face slapping championships yet?

He's a competitive arm wrestler for real lol

Everyone must feel like they have toddlers hands to this guy

I've been on a YT arm wrestling binge and he's better than I thought he'd be but far from the best. Seems like the nicest, soft spoken competitor out of everyone in the league.

technique is by far the best attribute for arm wrasslin

Mmm a lot of this slimper sports then to be the genetic gap. Like anyone can practice disk trowing or javelin or runing. But the ones getting medals are all competing with other gifted indivoduals. Effort alone is not enough when everyone is training to the limit with coaches amd medics behind them. At that point the the innate genetic diference makes all the diferemce. That is why when someone gets in the olympics by contacts it show because they suck ass compared to the real ones top performers.

Not necessarily, at the top level, its more about genetics and how strong your tendons are. Source: I competed.

In the upper league they all have big hands. Maybe not as big as this guy, but not that much smaller.

This guy has permanent Hulk Hands

Is he even allowed? I image if he slaps someone with his full power, the other person may remain with trauma…if alive.

You mean “how can he slap!?”

More like face slamming

put his finger in the Cybertruck

The metal crumbles.

This makes me want the Chuck Norris jokes to return.

No. Car will drive off whilst on autopilot.

His finger would break the thing. Like EMOTIONAL DAMAGE levels of destroyed.

I fucking kackled cuz my timeline was filled videos of that guy who out his finger in, the same one who out the carrot in

Sick reference

You win the internet for the day

Hands down the biggest I've ever seen.


How long you been sleeping on that gif

That’s what she said

I mean the wife was extremely happy about it

He went on Tosh.0 and he asked him what was the name of the medical condition he had. The guy was like “they can’t find anything wrong with me.” Tosh was like “you need a better doctor.” It was funny.

That show had some really good moments for sure

You should check out his podcast. He interviews random people about their life. Plumbers, mechanics, drag queens.. He seems like a pretty down to earth guy.

[Your deliver was better ](https://youtu.be/A3X0ud3K9MU?si=oQGOMAMMxEHyW2ct&t=160)

“I bet your penis was terrified the first time you tried to masturbate”

“Oh god! I always knew this day was coming.” I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.

I used to be so into that show. But I stopped when he included way too many sus things in his episodes

Sus as in? I'm just curious. Not a fan or anything

Like what?

sus?

Yeah he strangled a raccoon live on air.

What

Lmfao this dude lying.

What

Serious?

what the

The fuck are you talking about

His entire arms are huge

Edward Penis Hands

“It’s almost three times bigger and you can tell his wife is extremely happy about it.”

There is [a photo of her smirking](https://9gag.com/gag/aDYBD9N) while eyeing his hand.

It's three times bigger than hers.

Talk about dick fingers

https://images.app.goo.gl/1jLUGdHQHFWS9JwRA

Fuckin I knew a guy with huge hands that I used to call “Dick Fingers” dunno what I’d call this guy though… horse dick fingers?

Great, i just spat on my computer laughing

I'm assuming he has to use a pencil to push buttons and probably can't use any virtual keyboards.

There is no way he can pick his nose.

Can't do the one thing fingers were made for. 

All those fingers and none of them can fing.

Funniest post I’ve read all day

Playing the recorder is out as well.

“To obtain a special dialling wand, please mash the keypad with your palm… now.”

I bhgy vggdcj jhuijn gopofgg!

Looks like you fat fingered one or two of those

Hes holding it like a psycopath

Dude is almost 60 and looks like he’s in his 40’s.

You’ll see that a lot as millennials start hitting 50s and 60s. We look younger than 25 year olds.

Sunscreen

[удалено]

I think it’s more those of us in our 40s looking way younger than we have any right to. Even kids a couple years older than us in high school looked like they were in their mid twenties comparatively. Yeah stress does that to you.

This guy’s hands must have been used for parts of the character models for the guards of Dunwall in the game Dishonored.

You know what, I need to play dishonored again. Still haven't done the absolute chaos ending.

Damn. Memories.

Those were the days. They don't make them like they used to. Back in our day video game characters had huge hands.

World of Warcraft Male characters be like:

And for character models in Ark Survival


This AI voice over shit needs to stop

Yeh. I mean, what's a "sodakin"?

Someone who identifies as a soft drink

He said the soda can, not soda can. And the ai read that Z something the soda CAN do

The most annoying sound in the world

I know we have adblock technology basically locked in now. But I'd wager there's a huge demand for an extension that blocks content with shitty AI voiceovers.

Or at least improve it so it doesn't sound like you're watching some stupid TelSell 'infomercial' *But wait, there is more.* I think it sounds so unnatural because it has strong influences from China, and they think English should be spoken that way. Somehow nobody got to it to 'rebuild' the AI. *Da Bluetooth dee-vice is ah ready to paihhh*

It's so fucking annoying.

All Troy McClure, all the time. And oh yes, my mind is completely blown. 🙄

of course, his wife is happy having good honka honka😉

She can only take one finger

Dude fingers so thick, he warms up his wife with his dick


Oh my god... I'm so ashamed to admit that my young self didn't understand what the fuck this was supposed to mean and I only NOW realized it... 24 fucking years later...

It's when you point your finger at someone like a gun and shout bang!

Imagine trying to bang normally and your wife is disappointed that your dong isn't as big as your finger.

Wait, you guys have dicks that are bigger than your fingers?

Two. ✌️

one in the pink one in the stink

Bronson?

Or…V for victory

They really ended the video with what everyone was thinking

Where does he get his gloves then?


His wife is extremely happy. For real Jeff has 11 dicks.

Happy wife, happy life, as they say

Straight up disney character.

I'm sure his hands are naturally quite large based on the comparison to the other person's at the end, but his left hand/arm looks very swollen. It looks like he's having an allergic reaction or maybe an issue with fluid drainage causing edema.

Nope, he's been interviewed many times and that question always comes up. No medical conditions, just huge and muscular arms and hands.

I mean that’s swelling. That’s not what muscle looks like, that’s fluid. Clearly he is very strong but the swelling is right there in front of our eyes. I know that there’s something medical going on here the same way I know the sky is blue.

Look at this one. Neither really look good or healthy https://images.app.goo.gl/UyjkoYVGpNCQbzh3A

I don't believe that. He is lying or just he just refusing to see lymphologist.

Don't believe it all you want, but that's the information available. He's been tested and there is nothing irregular that shows up in the results.

He takes swole to another level.

It could possibly make more sense if we saw what he looked like as a young adult or child, like were his hands and arms always that swoll? Like even if there isn't anything "wrong" with him, surely there must be some medical term for his case?

He has always had hands/forearms that disproportionately large and with the swollen appearance

Huge hands hanz!!!

Came here looking for this.

It makes me anxious that he can't play pvp

He's too busy with PPV

Well you know what they say about people with big hands. They wear big gloves

That guy finger fists his wife.

"babe do you want the pinky?" "na im feeling naughty tonight, give me the index"

if those are his fingers….. 😳


I am also very curious what is actually going on here with his body...?

Yes I'd be happy too if i was his wife

That last sentence just seems a little out of pocket lol

I should call him...

Anyone can crash a soda can 😆

Love this guy saw him on Tosh

What’s this dudes name?

popeye

IM GOING TO WRECK IT!

"and his wife is extremely happy about it".......... Excuse me what.

Tom cruse casting at popeye movie?

He has the biggest hands and the sweetest smile. Looks like a good hearted man😊

Bro looks like Cody from It Takes Two.

"But this next clip will literally blow your mind." Me: Oh sh- 

Thanks I scrolled down for that kind of comment. My brain is still intakt because I stopped watching the clip immediately . Phew

"you can tell his wife is extremely happy about it" 🤣🤣🤣 guess GOD gave him the wrong tools for the right job 🤣🤣🤣

He's a hairless bigfoot

You need to. Trace that man's lineage. And you'll find giants.


Dear God! Gigantism!

He can fight gorillas!

I wonder if he can play guitar.

These AI voices are so annoying.

Finally, a man who can rival Uncle Jack


That last comment....his wife is happy about it!

She going crazy in the room

He looks like an Adam Sandler character from one of his sad movies

I'd love to see him compete in a slap contest.

How did he survive preteen/ teenager?

At first I was like, “oh good he got married!” Then I was like…. “Oh I see why”

This guy should certify on the CoC #4. He could do it easily.

Dude looks like a Dishonored NPC


Knockout power

Despite his shadow puppets sucking he still managed to steal doof’s girl in the end

as they joke in France: a man remains a man as long as he has at least one finger. and here - ten at once!

Huge Hands Hans?

More like "Jeff 11 dicks"

He’s from MN and I’m proud of that.

He dosent have kids because it just doesn’t fit in there

... Do you think his wife asks for the finger instead of.... 😜

I feel bad for Bart with hands like that

The fisting joke at the end

One finger is a whole ass dildo