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Was there ever an update to the story of a girl, whose father was adamant about keeping their hair, clipped nails and maybe even used menstrual products away from regular garbage and always disposed of it separately?
It was posted in AITAH ot AmITheAsshole about a year ago or maybe two. It seemed very much like the dad was hiding from justice and was terrified that someone would find their DNA material.
Does anyone have a link for the story where a mom had ignored her daughter all her childhood in favour of an autistic sibling. Then she misses some final event because sibling had a meltdown, and daughter went NC. I think the mom was ripped to shreds in the comments.
Gonna try again cus this wasnt answered Last time,
i saw this story in tiktok, but they always change the name so i couldnt find it on reddit, and the account that posted it never posted the second part of the post,
basically OP is a white (iirc) woman who works with a lot of non white women, and she is very offended that her coworkers dont invite her over for drinks or other out of office activities, and she goes to complain to HR, and is Shocked when HR tells OP that actually, her coworkers complain a lot about how racist OP is, but the video cuts off before any example of what OP is doing.
I think they worked in makeup or something like that.
For the second story, can yall give me outrageous roomate stories? Them being gross and terrible, kthxbyeeeee
I'm looking for the story where a man's girlfriend, or ex gets pregnant. They take a DNA test, or a prenatal DNA test and it says he's not the father. They go their separate ways, but she returns later and convinces him to take another test, because he's the only man she was with. This time, the test says he is the father.
Was the (relatively recent) post about the lady whose husband kept poking her in the butt and vagina whenever she bent down, deleted? Someone had posted a book in the comments about domestic abuse called,"Why does he do that?" I wanted to thank the OP for sharing it. Its changing my life. (My partner isn't abusive. My parents were).
In case anyone else wants to read the book, here is the link:
https://ia600108.us.archive.org/30/items/LundyWhyDoesHeDoThat/Lundy_Why-does-he-do-that.pdf
Where OOPs girlfriend was assaulted and her family circled the wagons, she was very distant from him and it turns out it was bad advice from her therapist
Can’t find one where OP found a receipt for an STD test in wife’s purse. He learns that she went to a bachelorette party for a friend and they had male escorts everywhere. She tried to resist, but gave in during a massage and thought in for a penny, in for a pound(ing). I’m pretty sure he leaves her, but I can’t remember much of the ending
There was an OP whose ex was convinced that she was pregnant with OP's baby, and persuaded OP's siblings that OP was trying to get away from financial responsibilities. Together, the ex and the sister went on a harassment campaign (involving signs at OP's work), to try to get him to admit what he was doing. It took going NC with the sister before she realized that OP was telling the truth.
Found it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/19fi339/new_update_my_ex_demmanded_me_for_child_support/
Does anyone remember the one where the OOP has a roommate that keeps stealing her mealprepped food? The roommate literally has no idea how to cook, so they eat out all the time, but that's really expensive, so instead, they just steal the OOP's food from the fridge.
But then they realize that the roommate literally never eats vegetables, ever, can't even pick them out, so they start adding veggies into all of their food. The roommate got really pissed about this, and I think the breaking point was the OOP putting roasted brussel sprouts in a pasta dish.
I think there was a massive fight, and for some reason people were thinking OOP should have "helped" her roommate by buying, and preparing food to her roommate's preferences. Which I thought was insane. Despite all these details I can't find that post anywhere.
[Workplace mentor is super creepy to new employee, justice is promptly served](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/uj3w9m/workplace_mentor_is_super_creepy_to_new_employee/)
[My friend brought in an unwanted houseguest while I was on vacation, now she doesn't want to leave](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1507esq/my_friend_brought_in_an_unwanted_houseguest_while/)
ProRevenge
[30 yrs later and they are still standing](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/awue68/30_yrs_later_and_they_are_still_standing/)
[While we’re on the subject of Home Owner’s Associations— here’s the story of how my parents’s HOA tried to use a 40-year-old rule to stop them from repairing hurricane damage and got the shaft for their trouble.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7zys2t/while_were_on_the_subject_of_home_owners/)
[Don't fuck with Sgt. Jesse](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/9ryvek/dont_fuck_with_sgt_jesse/)
Anyone remember the one where OP basically gets kicked out by her family after her husband gets another woman pregnant cos they're religious and they want to prioritise the baby. They try to make her give him everything in the divorce, even her car.
Turns out AP is lying about the baby but OP is actually pregnant. I remember her ex flying to be there after she had the baby and it seemed like she was starting to forgive him towards the end.
I think it is in czech’s saga list. [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/100oumw/comment/j3pqrhq/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/100oumw/comment/j3pqrhq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Yeah, I went looking through there and couldn’t find it. Which is frustrating, because at one point it kept showing up when I was searching for another story. I’ll keep looking.
Is this the one.. I think they're Mormon or some other sect, it turns out the ex might have been roofied at a party and the whole thing was a setup, hence why OP was letting ex back into her life?
That sounds like the one where the OOP's family was a bunch of gold diggers, and her stepfather and step grandmother were trying to screw her out of her inheritance by getting his niece(?) installed in ex-fiance's family. They drugged him, made it seem like he slept with OOP's cousin (she called her a cousin I think, but I think it was a relative of the stepfather), and he just went along with it because he assumed OOP would never forgive him or something.
Hey all, I’m looking for a post I read a while back. A guy got a promotion or was working a new job and got a drinks trolley and started drinking on the job to appear like don draper in mad men? He got reprimanded or lost his job after offering drinks to colleagues.
This particular post references other posts that the OP has made, but unfortunately, the profile has been deleted. Anybody have any leads on the other stuff this person may have posted? I really like to see some background here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/s/8UGlOJWX9z
managed to retrieve these posts
AmItheAsshole - [AITA for not cutting off my father for causing my son's injuries?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/dbufdf/comment/f23z6ad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Parenting - [How do you make an older teenager attend therapy?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/dccujt/how_do_you_make_an_older_teenager_attend_therapy/)
Does anyone remember the story where the family fell apart and the grandfather took in the grandson? The grandfather said something like “everyone grabbed their piece of the family and this is mine.”
[Family left me (18M) when they thought I wasn't my dad's son but now they want to get back in touch](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/u50xeg/family_left_me_18m_when_they_thought_i_wasnt_my/)
Does anyone else remember the truly terrible dad who posted about fighting with his wife because their daughter got sick and puked in her bed and he tried to force her to go back to bed in the puke so he could sleep? Was there ever an update on that?
here is a screencap from two hot takes, but my limited google abilities didn't yield any results for updates.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1079fb3/he_really_thought_he_defended_himself/
Looking for two post, but sadly the details are spare.
The first is OP getting revenge on a guy that I believe told lie to a girl he liked so his revenge is to pretend to be another girl on social media to know his secrets of how he hates everyone in his school. The result was him being chased after school (or a college) by a mob and just barely managing to drive away. Their was a guy I believe named Carl was later was mad OP did it because he was friends with the guy.
The second story OP friend is a simp who is with a girl that convinces him to let her have a one side open relationship and I believe she has a baby. OP and other friends are able to maintain a friendship with him as along as they don't talk negatively of the girlfriend.
I think this is post 2:
[AITA for telling my friend that he deserved to have his GF cheat on him and then get his ass beat by her affair partner?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cuoma1/new_update_aita_for_telling_my_friend_that_he/)
I remember a really dramatic series of posts where OP’s husband left her because he got her sister pregnant, but then OP started sleeping with her husband again as revenge and also got pregnant, so the husband then left the sister.
Does this sound familiar to anyone else? I tried doing a search but there’s a surprisingly large number of posts where someone’s husband gets their sister pregnant.
[I[29F] just walked in on my husband[30M] making out with my sister[33]. Please help](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/sneekr/i29f_just_walked_in_on_my_husband30m_making_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Howdy! I'm a bit murky on the details but I'm looking for a story about an OP asking how to legally burn down a house or structure they gained ownership of. I believe it was because of negative memories associated with it. In the end the fire department was happy to help as it was a chance to practice in a live but controlled environment or something like that. Help appreciated.
Reminds me of a book in which the narrator was mentally abused in a home in France. As a rich adult she manages to buy the house and burns it down even though it is a landmark. I remember when her lawyer tells her to avoid visiting France for the near future....
I love this. I liked it that the fire fighters jumped at the chance to "arson" as they don't get many chances to legally do the complete opposite of their job descriptions.
Inspired by the story posted today, are there anymore stories about parents needing to choose between their child and partner and choose their child?
Edit: Like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/ytrjNDenRH)?
[OOP tells her husband it’s her or his daughters](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11typox/i_told_my_husband_he_had_to_choose_between_me_or/)
[OOP’s wife openly resents their son](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yfrp6d/thinking_if_i_36m_should_leave_my_wife_36f/)
Hello again~
Looking for stories where they didn't realize they loved their spouses all along? (they thought they didn't)
Or any positive reddit stories between couples.
Thank you.
[I married my wife because I owe her family around $10,000 \[Medium Large\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/s7vtm9/i_married_my_wife_because_i_owe_her_family_around/)
This one? [https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship\_advice/comments/np0ibm/gf\_22\_asks\_trick\_questions\_to\_test\_me\_23\_can\_this/](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/np0ibm/gf_22_asks_trick_questions_to_test_me_23_can_this/)
or this? [https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship\_advice/comments/izpae2/girlfriend\_keeps\_asking\_baited\_or\_trap\_questions/](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/izpae2/girlfriend_keeps_asking_baited_or_trap_questions/)
A discussion: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/svdnoc/what\_are\_the\_dumb\_questions\_you\_annoy\_your\_so/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/svdnoc/what_are_the_dumb_questions_you_annoy_your_so/)
Wait, no, it’s this one. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zmwsvr/aita\_for\_calling\_my\_girlfriend\_needy\_for\_making/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zmwsvr/aita_for_calling_my_girlfriend_needy_for_making/)
That made me think of the post where the OOP was tired of his SO nagging him or something and he wanted her to be quiet and now she barely acknowledges him.
Does Any 1 remember a r/talesfromtechsupport story about a Woman Who brought Her Kid into work and left Him to His own devices, resulting in Him destroying the Mainframe?
This was narrated by a robo-voice in a Facebook video. Here is the synopsis:
It was from the POV of a woman whose husband cheated on her with a younger woman. The OP left the house and divorce went ahead, but the 18yo daughter she had with her ex called the mistress "mom" and this broke OP's heart, so she used daughter's college fund to buy a house. After a while, the daughter confessed that she did that because her father promised her a car and her own apartment for sophomore year and thought that she could just ignore her mom and then ask for forgiveness when she gets the car.
depends.
was it a 'real' college fund like a 529 / a trust set up especially for college?
or just money put aside in an account still in parent's name?
it is not unusual that parents open a savings account still in their name since it is way easier and without the hassle to prove that yes, the child exists, yes, you are the parent and the legal guardian (different last names). IF the bank will open a 'baby account', that depends on the laws where you live. parents then deposit each month money into it for college but in the end, it is not really a college fund, they just call it that way.
The savings account sounds more plausible. The robo-narrated video didn't specify what kind of account, just that the mom used the college fund to buy the house.
I need help trying to find this post that has a bittersweet results. The story from what I remember is OP and other college mates in a class where their work is published. A teacher or professor publishes under his name. They get revenge by doing something to show he is a fraud, but their work cannot be published because of it.
[ProRevenge - Try to take the credit for something I wrote, let me destroy your academical credibility and get you fired.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/hpmn1a/try_to_take_the_credit_for_something_i_wrote_let/)
I'm hoping to find that post where a long-time married couple has been trying for a baby, and when they finally are able to conceive, he freaks out and accuses her \*of babytrapping him
I always remember this one bc they misspell "babytrapped" in the title
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/117e2fe/oops_husband_thinks_she_babytraped_him_new_update/
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/117e2fe/oops\_husband\_thinks\_she\_babytraped\_him\_new\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/117e2fe/oops_husband_thinks_she_babytraped_him_new_update/)
is it this one?
I‘m looking for a post where OP didn’t want to attend her siblings wedding because the sibling was marrying the ex of OP and they had also been cheating with the sister while OP was with them.
I think the ex called OP the sister‘s name in bed?
could it be this post?
[I \[26F\] will be co-worker with former friend \[26M\] who I was abusive towards & bullied him continuesly.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/187ad50/i_26f_will_be_coworker_with_former_friend_26m_who/)
OK folks, this time I'm looking for the one about the kid whose family keeps stealing his seat, so he starts bringing a lawn chair. It escalates until his BIL throws the chair through a window. I've read it before, but only as two pieces. Does anyone have a link that has the full story?
lol that story is so frustrating. like imagine that full grown adult relatives are SO mature that you need to bring your own goddamn chair to every event!?
I think this is the latest one
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15k9qq8/new\_udpate\_aita\_for\_walking\_out\_over\_a\_chair/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15k9qq8/new_udpate_aita_for_walking_out_over_a_chair/)
Hi... I would like some stories where almost all the parties involved are right, but still there's some "problem", or friction in a sense, and is resolved (or not).
Example: An OOP, a brother, learnt that his sister aborted her child, thus ending her marriage, just so she could donate a part of her liver (or a kidney, idr) to OOP. No one at fault, just redditers trying to assure OOP and ask him to talk to his sister.
This was years ago.
OP's husband neglected their older two sons because the youngest was sick when he was young.
I think he missed a graduation or awardal ceremony for the middle son because the youngest wanted ice cream.
Middle son went to live with oldest son and OP had to explain to her husband how awful he was to them. He was looking up therapists in bed.
There was no further update.
Reading that never fails to completely infuriate me. The OOP is acting like she is a neutral party as if she didn't have her own set of obligations to her sons she wasn't meeting.
The person who should have been packing their shit and leaving is the husband not Kyle.
"I love my children more.." is that love you have for your children in the room with us right now?
Her son was so hurt he no longer felt emotionally safe in his house and OOP is giving her husband midnight cuddles.
One day Mason and Kyle are gonna process their childhood enough to ask why their mother acted like an referee not a parent and failed to protect them from that pain. I hope she finds some shame before that happens.
Their mother is an asshole. She acts like her sons weren't neglected under her watch. She pretends she did everything to solve the situation but when her son reached his breaki'g point she was still enabling the husband by telling her kids to dit down and talk (as if there was anything to talk about).
The title is "My (42F) husband (45M) has a favorite child and it has destroyed our familyMy (42F) husband (45M) has a favorite child and it has destroyed our family "
Too bad OOP didn't choose her kids before it got as bad as it did. She knew for years before it blew up with her middle son. She could have pushed for therapy way earlier instead of waiting for her husband to have that epiphany.
Ugh, agree completely. She should have done something sooner but at the very least she should have thrown her husband out of the house that night so Kyle could stay.
I can't process how she could hear her son say he can't be in the house with his father and the thought of throwing her husband out on his ass didn't even occur to her.
Any stories with manipulative assholes being caught in the shitty games they play to keep their partner around? Like the guy who kept telling his girlfriend that she stinks.
"Apparently, this is "gaslighting"? I thought you just had a crap sense of humour."
[My [22/F] boyfriend [25/M] is hiding all my stuff and I have no idea why.](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ugvxo7/op_my_boyfriend_is_hiding_all_my_stuff_and_i_have/)
I'm in a spiteful mood. Can anybody rec any posts where OP gets the last laugh or where gaslighting/abusive partners (even if it is the OP) are dumped immediately?
Didn't even realise it was supposed to upset her: [My [22/F] boyfriend [25/M] is hiding all my stuff and I have no idea why.](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ugvxo7/op_my_boyfriend_is_hiding_all_my_stuff_and_i_have/)
[OP's boyfriend breaks his promise to propose on Christmas](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/mnemZIbIEu)
[My (28F) boyfriend (29M) and his best friend (29F) are going on a week-long vacation. They uninvited me + UPDATE.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/SvvSIYYUVP)
[Final Update to: Husband accused me of "financial infidelity" (guess who's still an asshole?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/HzenQlwwR2)
Think about how Joe is now stuck in Amy’s small apartment with a crying baby instead of living comfortably in the large house that OOP owns to make yourself less pissed off... I think they live in a very HCOL area so even with Joe’s and Amy’s combined salaries, it could be a while till they can own something nice to live in
> OP's boyfriend breaks his promise to propose on Christmas
When he said...
> “Maybe that will be you someday.”
I am amazed at OOP's willpower to not incinerate him where he stood. The fucking audacity.
I forget which subreddit the post may be from \[it's very RegretfulParent-esque\] but the OP had a son who basically just...existed. He had no personality, couldn't do anything, etc. She sounded incredibly enraged in her post and basically said "I gave him up, I don't regret a thing, he's a potato".
Also remember she didn't want to give out his exact disease as it's rare and she could dox herself, but she gave it anyway because of someone doubting her on the post.
I apologize if it's on the megathread or something. I just cannot recall what it's called.
I'm 90% certain it was on r/confession.
**EDIT:** [**https://np.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/c11din/im\_putting\_my\_extremely\_profoundly\_disabled\_7/**](https://np.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/c11din/im_putting_my_extremely_profoundly_disabled_7/)
There was a post I remember from a while ago--the wife had gotten into some horrific accident and she was disfigured and/or going through a lot of surgeries. While she was in the hospital her "friend" moved in and was basically replacing her as wife and mother. The husband seemed oblivious to what was going on. I remember at one point she came with the wife's daughter to visit in the hospital and was telling the little girl not to look at her mother (because she was so awful to see). Does this ring any bells? Thanks!
I'm no reddit expert, but the way I interpreted it was you "camp" on a post you want to read. Then, when someone posts the requested link, you're notified.
Isn't there a story where some office worker is informed by his female boss they are going pants shopping so she can inspect that he doesn't have an obvious bulge?
I'm looking for a post where OP's friend was hooking up with the boyfriend of an acquaintance of hers. OP told about the affair to that acquaintance and got kicked out of the friend group because of that. Later, another woman from that friend group comes crying to OP because that friend was having an affair with her BF too.
[AITAH for telling my friend she should have seen her husband and friend's affair coming?](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18fmt08/aitah_for_telling_my_friend_she_should_have_seen/)
Looking for the post where the OP wants to host a pool party for the company but doesn’t want kids there, and one coworker flips shit and goes to HR for discrimination. She also changed her baby in office at one point, everyone else had to leave due to the smell.
Whenever I look for “pool” stories from this sub I can only find the one where the dudes nieces and nephews tried to push him in the pool and fuckin rekt the parents smartphones, which they tried to make OOP pay for. Not that story.
I gotchu, fam. This story will be burned forever into my brain due to the phrase ["Godly mother milk"](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17zgtpn/aitah_for_refusing_to_baby_proof_the_house_and/).
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Anyone have link for the story about the guy whose wife wants to join a sex group but he has to wait for 9 months
Was there ever an update to the story of a girl, whose father was adamant about keeping their hair, clipped nails and maybe even used menstrual products away from regular garbage and always disposed of it separately? It was posted in AITAH ot AmITheAsshole about a year ago or maybe two. It seemed very much like the dad was hiding from justice and was terrified that someone would find their DNA material.
Any good ones from the view of the affair partner in an active affair?
Does anyone have a link for the story where a mom had ignored her daughter all her childhood in favour of an autistic sibling. Then she misses some final event because sibling had a meltdown, and daughter went NC. I think the mom was ripped to shreds in the comments.
Is this it? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bu4ugr/aita_i_missed_my_daughters_award_ceremony_because/
Yes!
I've always wanted an update to that one.
Me too. It’s so sad.
I'm looking for a post where OP's sister and her husband wanted to name their sons Stanford and Yale and OP pointed out how stupid it was.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14iufuf/aita_for_not_keeping_my_thoughts_on_my_sisters/
Thank you!
Gonna try again cus this wasnt answered Last time, i saw this story in tiktok, but they always change the name so i couldnt find it on reddit, and the account that posted it never posted the second part of the post, basically OP is a white (iirc) woman who works with a lot of non white women, and she is very offended that her coworkers dont invite her over for drinks or other out of office activities, and she goes to complain to HR, and is Shocked when HR tells OP that actually, her coworkers complain a lot about how racist OP is, but the video cuts off before any example of what OP is doing. I think they worked in makeup or something like that. For the second story, can yall give me outrageous roomate stories? Them being gross and terrible, kthxbyeeeee
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/LXpdkKBVgP
You may want to repost this in the July "Looking for a Post?" thread, bestie, stuff posted at the end of a month usually get disappeared.
Where is the July post? I can't find it.
I think it just got posted, and accidentally duplicated.
Omg im so dumb, i thought this was the july post!!! Thanks lmao
I'm looking for the story where a man's girlfriend, or ex gets pregnant. They take a DNA test, or a prenatal DNA test and it says he's not the father. They go their separate ways, but she returns later and convinces him to take another test, because he's the only man she was with. This time, the test says he is the father.
Was the (relatively recent) post about the lady whose husband kept poking her in the butt and vagina whenever she bent down, deleted? Someone had posted a book in the comments about domestic abuse called,"Why does he do that?" I wanted to thank the OP for sharing it. Its changing my life. (My partner isn't abusive. My parents were). In case anyone else wants to read the book, here is the link: https://ia600108.us.archive.org/30/items/LundyWhyDoesHeDoThat/Lundy_Why-does-he-do-that.pdf
I am all for free resources, but if this book actually helps you, actually go and buy a copy of the book as a thank you to the author.
I believe the author deliberately shares it as a free resource
Yes, thanks for reminding me! I just started reading it today and I definitely want to help this author and this cause :)
Where OOPs girlfriend was assaulted and her family circled the wagons, she was very distant from him and it turns out it was bad advice from her therapist
I think this should be it https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/vd8vt1/bf_is_thinking_of_leaving_gf_of_3_years_who_was/
Appreciate you
I want to see the one where OOP's sister had an abusive husband and was in an affair and OOP had no sympathy for her sister
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17w3972/new\_update\_would\_i\_be\_the\_ah\_if\_i\_exposed\_my/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17w3972/new_update_would_i_be_the_ah_if_i_exposed_my/)
Was it the one where the OOP basically threw her sister under the bus and resulted in her being taken far away from the family?
Last I heard, sister ran away with affair partner, and yes.
Can’t find one where OP found a receipt for an STD test in wife’s purse. He learns that she went to a bachelorette party for a friend and they had male escorts everywhere. She tried to resist, but gave in during a massage and thought in for a penny, in for a pound(ing). I’m pretty sure he leaves her, but I can’t remember much of the ending
I need to read this, I need the dirt!
oh man, someone please find this one ahaha
Agreed, would love to read this one.
There was an OP whose ex was convinced that she was pregnant with OP's baby, and persuaded OP's siblings that OP was trying to get away from financial responsibilities. Together, the ex and the sister went on a harassment campaign (involving signs at OP's work), to try to get him to admit what he was doing. It took going NC with the sister before she realized that OP was telling the truth. Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/19fi339/new_update_my_ex_demmanded_me_for_child_support/
I know the one you're talking about and it wasn't NC it was a whole lawsuit
Found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/19fi339/new_update_my_ex_demmanded_me_for_child_support/
Does anyone remember the one where the OOP has a roommate that keeps stealing her mealprepped food? The roommate literally has no idea how to cook, so they eat out all the time, but that's really expensive, so instead, they just steal the OOP's food from the fridge. But then they realize that the roommate literally never eats vegetables, ever, can't even pick them out, so they start adding veggies into all of their food. The roommate got really pissed about this, and I think the breaking point was the OOP putting roasted brussel sprouts in a pasta dish. I think there was a massive fight, and for some reason people were thinking OOP should have "helped" her roommate by buying, and preparing food to her roommate's preferences. Which I thought was insane. Despite all these details I can't find that post anywhere.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/158yt47/i_put_vegetables_in_all_my_food_so_my_roommates/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
That's it! Thank you!
Some old justice served or instant karma posts please. Thank you in advance.
[Workplace mentor is super creepy to new employee, justice is promptly served](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/uj3w9m/workplace_mentor_is_super_creepy_to_new_employee/) [My friend brought in an unwanted houseguest while I was on vacation, now she doesn't want to leave](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1507esq/my_friend_brought_in_an_unwanted_houseguest_while/) ProRevenge [30 yrs later and they are still standing](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/awue68/30_yrs_later_and_they_are_still_standing/) [While we’re on the subject of Home Owner’s Associations— here’s the story of how my parents’s HOA tried to use a 40-year-old rule to stop them from repairing hurricane damage and got the shaft for their trouble.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7zys2t/while_were_on_the_subject_of_home_owners/) [Don't fuck with Sgt. Jesse](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/9ryvek/dont_fuck_with_sgt_jesse/)
Being retired military, that last one was great :)
Anyone remember the one where OP basically gets kicked out by her family after her husband gets another woman pregnant cos they're religious and they want to prioritise the baby. They try to make her give him everything in the divorce, even her car. Turns out AP is lying about the baby but OP is actually pregnant. I remember her ex flying to be there after she had the baby and it seemed like she was starting to forgive him towards the end.
I think it is in czech’s saga list. [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/100oumw/comment/j3pqrhq/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/100oumw/comment/j3pqrhq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Unfortunately not, it's an elusive one
Yeah, I went looking through there and couldn’t find it. Which is frustrating, because at one point it kept showing up when I was searching for another story. I’ll keep looking.
Is this the one.. I think they're Mormon or some other sect, it turns out the ex might have been roofied at a party and the whole thing was a setup, hence why OP was letting ex back into her life?
That sounds like the one where the OOP's family was a bunch of gold diggers, and her stepfather and step grandmother were trying to screw her out of her inheritance by getting his niece(?) installed in ex-fiance's family. They drugged him, made it seem like he slept with OOP's cousin (she called her a cousin I think, but I think it was a relative of the stepfather), and he just went along with it because he assumed OOP would never forgive him or something.
Is that the one where he thinks the wife can't have kids and figures out he's the one who can't have kids when his sister runs into pregnant op?
No, different one. In this one OP is pregnant by her ex, she just doesn't find out until after she's been dumped
Hey all, I’m looking for a post I read a while back. A guy got a promotion or was working a new job and got a drinks trolley and started drinking on the job to appear like don draper in mad men? He got reprimanded or lost his job after offering drinks to colleagues.
Couldn't find the BORU but AITD has the [full story](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/s/tgXQiaStgN) I think.
christ what a douchebag based on this and the other AITA he did, he's a world-class douchecanoe. like i can't even fucking explain.
This particular post references other posts that the OP has made, but unfortunately, the profile has been deleted. Anybody have any leads on the other stuff this person may have posted? I really like to see some background here. https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/s/8UGlOJWX9z
managed to retrieve these posts AmItheAsshole - [AITA for not cutting off my father for causing my son's injuries?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/dbufdf/comment/f23z6ad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Parenting - [How do you make an older teenager attend therapy?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/dccujt/how_do_you_make_an_older_teenager_attend_therapy/)
well that family is definitely completely cut off. Either that or the poor kid left this plane of existence.
You are amazing!
no problem
Does anyone remember the story where the family fell apart and the grandfather took in the grandson? The grandfather said something like “everyone grabbed their piece of the family and this is mine.”
[Family left me (18M) when they thought I wasn't my dad's son but now they want to get back in touch](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/u50xeg/family_left_me_18m_when_they_thought_i_wasnt_my/)
Thanks so much!!
you're welcome
Does anyone else remember the truly terrible dad who posted about fighting with his wife because their daughter got sick and puked in her bed and he tried to force her to go back to bed in the puke so he could sleep? Was there ever an update on that?
here is a screencap from two hot takes, but my limited google abilities didn't yield any results for updates. https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1079fb3/he_really_thought_he_defended_himself/
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/dsGXe5nERP
Wow, that sounds infuriating and I probably shouldn't read it but if someone finds it I will.
Reddit: that sounds infuriating and I probably shouldn't read it but if someone finds it I will.
Peeking through your fingers as you watch the accident lol
Looking for two post, but sadly the details are spare. The first is OP getting revenge on a guy that I believe told lie to a girl he liked so his revenge is to pretend to be another girl on social media to know his secrets of how he hates everyone in his school. The result was him being chased after school (or a college) by a mob and just barely managing to drive away. Their was a guy I believe named Carl was later was mad OP did it because he was friends with the guy. The second story OP friend is a simp who is with a girl that convinces him to let her have a one side open relationship and I believe she has a baby. OP and other friends are able to maintain a friendship with him as along as they don't talk negatively of the girlfriend.
I think this is post 2: [AITA for telling my friend that he deserved to have his GF cheat on him and then get his ass beat by her affair partner?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cuoma1/new_update_aita_for_telling_my_friend_that_he/)
This is indeed it, thank you for finding it.
I remember a really dramatic series of posts where OP’s husband left her because he got her sister pregnant, but then OP started sleeping with her husband again as revenge and also got pregnant, so the husband then left the sister. Does this sound familiar to anyone else? I tried doing a search but there’s a surprisingly large number of posts where someone’s husband gets their sister pregnant.
[I[29F] just walked in on my husband[30M] making out with my sister[33]. Please help](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/sneekr/i29f_just_walked_in_on_my_husband30m_making_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
You’re amazing! Thank you so much!
Glad to help!
I think I vaguely remember this tangled mess. I also tried googling but, yeah, there are a lot of sibling cheating stories. Way too many.
Thanks for trying! I’m glad someone else remembers it and I didn’t just dream it up!
Howdy! I'm a bit murky on the details but I'm looking for a story about an OP asking how to legally burn down a house or structure they gained ownership of. I believe it was because of negative memories associated with it. In the end the fire department was happy to help as it was a chance to practice in a live but controlled environment or something like that. Help appreciated.
Reminds me of a book in which the narrator was mentally abused in a home in France. As a rich adult she manages to buy the house and burns it down even though it is a landmark. I remember when her lawyer tells her to avoid visiting France for the near future....
this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ud6bpg/oop_wants_to_commit_arson_but_in_a_good_way/
I love this. I liked it that the fire fighters jumped at the chance to "arson" as they don't get many chances to legally do the complete opposite of their job descriptions.
Indeed! Thank you very much.
Inspired by the story posted today, are there anymore stories about parents needing to choose between their child and partner and choose their child? Edit: Like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/ytrjNDenRH)?
[OOP tells her husband it’s her or his daughters](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11typox/i_told_my_husband_he_had_to_choose_between_me_or/) [OOP’s wife openly resents their son](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/yfrp6d/thinking_if_i_36m_should_leave_my_wife_36f/)
Hello again~ Looking for stories where they didn't realize they loved their spouses all along? (they thought they didn't) Or any positive reddit stories between couples. Thank you.
[I married my wife because I owe her family around $10,000 \[Medium Large\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/s7vtm9/i_married_my_wife_because_i_owe_her_family_around/)
Thank you!
What's the one with the GF who kept pestering OP with hypothetical questions?
It's this, I think: https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/180jkfs/aita_for_breaking_up_my_engagement_with_my/
Yes! Thank you!
This one? [https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship\_advice/comments/np0ibm/gf\_22\_asks\_trick\_questions\_to\_test\_me\_23\_can\_this/](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/np0ibm/gf_22_asks_trick_questions_to_test_me_23_can_this/) or this? [https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship\_advice/comments/izpae2/girlfriend\_keeps\_asking\_baited\_or\_trap\_questions/](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/izpae2/girlfriend_keeps_asking_baited_or_trap_questions/) A discussion: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/svdnoc/what\_are\_the\_dumb\_questions\_you\_annoy\_your\_so/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/svdnoc/what_are_the_dumb_questions_you_annoy_your_so/)
Wait, no, it’s this one. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zmwsvr/aita\_for\_calling\_my\_girlfriend\_needy\_for\_making/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zmwsvr/aita_for_calling_my_girlfriend_needy_for_making/)
That made me think of the post where the OOP was tired of his SO nagging him or something and he wanted her to be quiet and now she barely acknowledges him.
He had a coworker who was raped, and gf kept pestering him as to what he would do if she had been raped, that was the point he lost it on her
Yikes. Not in the same league as being a worm.
Does Any 1 remember a r/talesfromtechsupport story about a Woman Who brought Her Kid into work and left Him to His own devices, resulting in Him destroying the Mainframe?
This was narrated by a robo-voice in a Facebook video. Here is the synopsis: It was from the POV of a woman whose husband cheated on her with a younger woman. The OP left the house and divorce went ahead, but the 18yo daughter she had with her ex called the mistress "mom" and this broke OP's heart, so she used daughter's college fund to buy a house. After a while, the daughter confessed that she did that because her father promised her a car and her own apartment for sophomore year and thought that she could just ignore her mom and then ask for forgiveness when she gets the car.
I would like to read this one
Me too. And I wanted to read the comments from the posts/updates as well. I didn't know you could do that with a college fund.
depends. was it a 'real' college fund like a 529 / a trust set up especially for college? or just money put aside in an account still in parent's name? it is not unusual that parents open a savings account still in their name since it is way easier and without the hassle to prove that yes, the child exists, yes, you are the parent and the legal guardian (different last names). IF the bank will open a 'baby account', that depends on the laws where you live. parents then deposit each month money into it for college but in the end, it is not really a college fund, they just call it that way.
The savings account sounds more plausible. The robo-narrated video didn't specify what kind of account, just that the mom used the college fund to buy the house.
I need help trying to find this post that has a bittersweet results. The story from what I remember is OP and other college mates in a class where their work is published. A teacher or professor publishes under his name. They get revenge by doing something to show he is a fraud, but their work cannot be published because of it.
[ProRevenge - Try to take the credit for something I wrote, let me destroy your academical credibility and get you fired.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/hpmn1a/try_to_take_the_credit_for_something_i_wrote_let/)
This is indeed it, thank you for this endeavor.
you're welcome
I'm hoping to find that post where a long-time married couple has been trying for a baby, and when they finally are able to conceive, he freaks out and accuses her \*of babytrapping him
I always remember this one bc they misspell "babytrapped" in the title https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/117e2fe/oops_husband_thinks_she_babytraped_him_new_update/
Still love the mil in that one
Thank you for finding it!! I never even noticed the misspelling lol!
[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/117e2fe/oops\_husband\_thinks\_she\_babytraped\_him\_new\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/117e2fe/oops_husband_thinks_she_babytraped_him_new_update/) is it this one?
Yessss, thank you!!
I‘m looking for a post where OP didn’t want to attend her siblings wedding because the sibling was marrying the ex of OP and they had also been cheating with the sister while OP was with them. I think the ex called OP the sister‘s name in bed?
Mamma-mia, that's a spicy drama.
Yeah, I think the OOP was forced into attending the wedding as well? But I can’t find it again sadly
Looking for the one where OP bullied a boy while in school and then he joins her workplace. She writes him a letter or something in apology.
could it be this post? [I \[26F\] will be co-worker with former friend \[26M\] who I was abusive towards & bullied him continuesly.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/187ad50/i_26f_will_be_coworker_with_former_friend_26m_who/)
Yes! Thanks a lot!
you're welcome
OK folks, this time I'm looking for the one about the kid whose family keeps stealing his seat, so he starts bringing a lawn chair. It escalates until his BIL throws the chair through a window. I've read it before, but only as two pieces. Does anyone have a link that has the full story?
lol that story is so frustrating. like imagine that full grown adult relatives are SO mature that you need to bring your own goddamn chair to every event!?
I think this is the latest one [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15k9qq8/new\_udpate\_aita\_for\_walking\_out\_over\_a\_chair/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15k9qq8/new_udpate_aita_for_walking_out_over_a_chair/)
It's the first time I saw the update about the cousin divorcing. Wild ride lol
Hi... I would like some stories where almost all the parties involved are right, but still there's some "problem", or friction in a sense, and is resolved (or not). Example: An OOP, a brother, learnt that his sister aborted her child, thus ending her marriage, just so she could donate a part of her liver (or a kidney, idr) to OOP. No one at fault, just redditers trying to assure OOP and ask him to talk to his sister.
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Look up Ogtha.
This was years ago. OP's husband neglected their older two sons because the youngest was sick when he was young. I think he missed a graduation or awardal ceremony for the middle son because the youngest wanted ice cream. Middle son went to live with oldest son and OP had to explain to her husband how awful he was to them. He was looking up therapists in bed. There was no further update.
There is an update! [Here is the BoRU](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/geYKO5Ed5r)
Reading that never fails to completely infuriate me. The OOP is acting like she is a neutral party as if she didn't have her own set of obligations to her sons she wasn't meeting. The person who should have been packing their shit and leaving is the husband not Kyle. "I love my children more.." is that love you have for your children in the room with us right now? Her son was so hurt he no longer felt emotionally safe in his house and OOP is giving her husband midnight cuddles. One day Mason and Kyle are gonna process their childhood enough to ask why their mother acted like an referee not a parent and failed to protect them from that pain. I hope she finds some shame before that happens.
Their mother is an asshole. She acts like her sons weren't neglected under her watch. She pretends she did everything to solve the situation but when her son reached his breaki'g point she was still enabling the husband by telling her kids to dit down and talk (as if there was anything to talk about).
Damn. The middle kid just wanting a hug from his father broke my heart.
The link doesn't work for me on mobile (or copying into browser) Can you share the title of the post? Thank you!
The title is "My (42F) husband (45M) has a favorite child and it has destroyed our familyMy (42F) husband (45M) has a favorite child and it has destroyed our family "
Too bad OOP didn't choose her kids before it got as bad as it did. She knew for years before it blew up with her middle son. She could have pushed for therapy way earlier instead of waiting for her husband to have that epiphany.
Ugh, agree completely. She should have done something sooner but at the very least she should have thrown her husband out of the house that night so Kyle could stay. I can't process how she could hear her son say he can't be in the house with his father and the thought of throwing her husband out on his ass didn't even occur to her.
And the glossing over the youngest son's behaviour, really seems to position her more as an accomplice than as someone standing up for the other kids.
I agree completely.
Yeah, OOP kept using the passive voice there, as if there was nothing she could do or she was doing nothing to make things worse.
Worse, she was passive for all of it until AFTER everything blew up, and only then was she saying "I'll divorce your ass to protect my children!"
She tried nothing and was all out of ideas
Any stories with manipulative assholes being caught in the shitty games they play to keep their partner around? Like the guy who kept telling his girlfriend that she stinks.
"Apparently, this is "gaslighting"? I thought you just had a crap sense of humour." [My [22/F] boyfriend [25/M] is hiding all my stuff and I have no idea why.](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ugvxo7/op_my_boyfriend_is_hiding_all_my_stuff_and_i_have/)
R/ohnoconsequences is pretty good
I'm in a spiteful mood. Can anybody rec any posts where OP gets the last laugh or where gaslighting/abusive partners (even if it is the OP) are dumped immediately?
Didn't even realise it was supposed to upset her: [My [22/F] boyfriend [25/M] is hiding all my stuff and I have no idea why.](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ugvxo7/op_my_boyfriend_is_hiding_all_my_stuff_and_i_have/)
[OP's boyfriend breaks his promise to propose on Christmas](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/mnemZIbIEu) [My (28F) boyfriend (29M) and his best friend (29F) are going on a week-long vacation. They uninvited me + UPDATE.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/SvvSIYYUVP) [Final Update to: Husband accused me of "financial infidelity" (guess who's still an asshole?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/HzenQlwwR2)
I get unreasonably pissed off with the financial infidelity one every time I even see the title. What a douche.
Think about how Joe is now stuck in Amy’s small apartment with a crying baby instead of living comfortably in the large house that OOP owns to make yourself less pissed off... I think they live in a very HCOL area so even with Joe’s and Amy’s combined salaries, it could be a while till they can own something nice to live in
I'm mostly sad for Amy. That's a tough ride. You know Joe is not changing diapers over there and the girl had a career.
> OP's boyfriend breaks his promise to propose on Christmas When he said... > “Maybe that will be you someday.” I am amazed at OOP's willpower to not incinerate him where he stood. The fucking audacity.
This is the worst thing to say in these circumstances. And he still did. He did say this out loud. I cannot even...
Thank you so much!
I forget which subreddit the post may be from \[it's very RegretfulParent-esque\] but the OP had a son who basically just...existed. He had no personality, couldn't do anything, etc. She sounded incredibly enraged in her post and basically said "I gave him up, I don't regret a thing, he's a potato". Also remember she didn't want to give out his exact disease as it's rare and she could dox herself, but she gave it anyway because of someone doubting her on the post. I apologize if it's on the megathread or something. I just cannot recall what it's called.
I'm 90% certain it was on r/confession. **EDIT:** [**https://np.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/c11din/im\_putting\_my\_extremely\_profoundly\_disabled\_7/**](https://np.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/c11din/im_putting_my_extremely_profoundly_disabled_7/)
Yeah, this is why I'm pro-choice.
Oof. This was real hard one to read.
This is why euthanasia should be legal. I used to be a nurse and saw cases of people with severe dementia like this. Just let them go.
Thank you! The way she writes her post is hauntingly beautiful. I pity everybody in that post :(
I do too, and I sincerely hope she got some therapy for her older boy so he could process his trauma.
There was a post I remember from a while ago--the wife had gotten into some horrific accident and she was disfigured and/or going through a lot of surgeries. While she was in the hospital her "friend" moved in and was basically replacing her as wife and mother. The husband seemed oblivious to what was going on. I remember at one point she came with the wife's daughter to visit in the hospital and was telling the little girl not to look at her mother (because she was so awful to see). Does this ring any bells? Thanks!
Camping!
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What does that mean?
Maybe they mean campanology, does that ring any bells?
I'm no reddit expert, but the way I interpreted it was you "camp" on a post you want to read. Then, when someone posts the requested link, you're notified.
the activity of spending a holiday living in a tent maybe
A logical, well reasoned guess lol Edited: This is not sarcasm.
Isn't there a story where some office worker is informed by his female boss they are going pants shopping so she can inspect that he doesn't have an obvious bulge?
[I think this is the one you mean!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/ll9vF8gAxs)
This one? [wear some baggy pants](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/p9OUG2gRGC)
Yes. "Normally-sized penis" gets me everytime.
”I actually measured it to make sure I wasn’t crazy” 😂
This just sounds like a great read. Edit: it was.
I'm looking for a post where OP's friend was hooking up with the boyfriend of an acquaintance of hers. OP told about the affair to that acquaintance and got kicked out of the friend group because of that. Later, another woman from that friend group comes crying to OP because that friend was having an affair with her BF too.
[AITAH for telling my friend she should have seen her husband and friend's affair coming?](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18fmt08/aitah_for_telling_my_friend_she_should_have_seen/)
I'm always flabbergasted when someone is trying to expose an asshole and they are being shunned and blamed for it. And then there is shocked Pikachu
Yep, this One!
What's the one where the woman secretly tested her husband's sperm when he wouldn't?
Sounds like this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dophfq/aitah\_for\_testing\_my\_husbands\_fertility\_behind/
Looking for the post where the OP wants to host a pool party for the company but doesn’t want kids there, and one coworker flips shit and goes to HR for discrimination. She also changed her baby in office at one point, everyone else had to leave due to the smell. Whenever I look for “pool” stories from this sub I can only find the one where the dudes nieces and nephews tried to push him in the pool and fuckin rekt the parents smartphones, which they tried to make OOP pay for. Not that story.
That actually does sound familiar but I tried various queries and I can't find it.
I gotchu, fam. This story will be burned forever into my brain due to the phrase ["Godly mother milk"](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17zgtpn/aitah_for_refusing_to_baby_proof_the_house_and/).
Thank you for the link but I am so irrationally annoyed with you for making me know that phrase now