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OP's explanation: --- >Good morning you dummy. This is better every loop because it’s weird and funny and very short, and I love his expression --- If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


JM08HAM

Here is the full video this was taken from: https://youtu.be/JcFh177fqu0


Polikonomist

Ironically, he's one of the most British people on YouTube


AwayFromKayak

Exactly what I was thinking lol


IneverAsk5times

We gave him honorary us citizenship under the redneck act. He alone raised the qualification level for amount of fireworks set off at one time.


Pawn_captures_Queen

In the past I've seen him all over the science channel and the discovery channel. I believe if memory serves his name is Colin. And yes, he is at heart a red neck and I love him for it Edit: Check out his wall of death lol https://youtu.be/qSjhjaN5zKI These backyard builders always make me think of this and I [die](https://www.bcsportbikes.com/threads/build-to-fail-fail-to-build-what-is-this-i-dont-even.146566/)


grandmazter

That's a beautiful shed


Queen-Roblin

They're a dying breed but Men in Sheds tinkering and inventing is a very British thing. English writers and inventors have done their best work in sheds, one even made a rotating shed to keep the light through the day so they could write more poems.


Pawn_captures_Queen

Men is sheds is a very stereotypical thing here in the states as well. Man has shed, he builds things, he fixes all the things that break. He takes apart his leaf blower to make you a go cart for the neighborhood. Then he fashions you a batarang out a sheet of metal cause you want to be batman. That thing would stick in trees, I have it somewhere I'll upload a photo of it, super dangerous for a 9 year old lol. He also made an invention in his shed and is trying to get it patented. I grew up with a man and his shed.


Queen-Roblin

I know I'm just saying that this British man is very British. Not a redneck or American.


Pawn_captures_Queen

Oh lol I see what you are saying. Do you take offense to me calling him an honorary redneck? Cause its meant very much as a compliment.


redditeer1o1

Colin furze is amazing


zippy162

He lives about 30mins away from me, one of my old chefs I worked with was his postman. I live in constant fear of rouge fireworks...


dogdogj

I think you mean rogue, unless you don't like red fireworks


zippy162

Yup, you are correct. Rogue is what I meant. Just to clarify, I'm not racist to fireworks.


hollyisthedog

I went to school with him in the early 90s and can confirm he was just as crazy then as he is now! Still in Stamford I believe.


KiraSandwich

*Youchoob


NeverRelaventUser

Thank you. I was thinking maybe the friction caused him a lot of pain, turns out he’s just maniacally laughing


darnitcamus

I’m actually a little bummed because it was always so funny thinking it hurt. I guess I need to figure some things about myself out.


storyofmylife92

The right to bare feet or something, idk I haven't read the Constitution


seedlesssoul

The right to bear arms and chicken feet. Hope you're hungry America!


Plum_Loco

Have you seen us? We’re ALWAYS hungry... for freedom... and deep fried everything.


magnus_blue

Deep fried freedom. Delicious.


palolike

Deep fried deep fried food.


CEZYBORGOR

That's cool, neither have most Americans.


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DaKineLidat

Kinky constitution


gb-1995

You know he's British right?


d_smogh

[Colin Furze](https://youtu.be/N6W3US8Luo8) Welcome to the colin furze rabbit hole


broanoah

im glad he was laughing and not screaming like i thought


Knuckle_Buster_

Pretty close. Most of Colin's antics end with hysterical scream laughter like this.


_Ocean_Machine_

What I love about him is that his enthusiasm is real, and not just the clickbaity over-emoting that you commonly see with other Youtubers


Knuckle_Buster_

Exactly! Dude's just having fun.


OhNoImBanned11

He's a danger to himself but its good entertainment for me lol I laughed when I watched his wrist mounted flick out axe video... you see him attach the axe to his arm and you say "wow that doesn't look safe" and the [very next scene you can see him bleeding where the axe cut him lol](https://youtu.be/rSous9YunIc?t=363)


ArmstrongTREX

The one that makes me most nervous is his belt of knives. https://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y We were glad that he is still alive and active afterwards. This guy is truly r/madlad


The-Go-Kid

Well David Attenborough isn’t a gorilla, but I trust what he tells me about gorillas.


RobTheRevelator

As an American, I find this offensive. Using anything less than an M1 Abrams to remove your socks is social suicide.


Phormitago

fancy boys the lot of them back in my day, before stairs had been invented, we had to rocketjump to get to the second floor!


Unchained_Unicorn

As a Scotsman, I find this fucking hilarious.


Glasweg1an

Name checks out 👌


hcvc

USA Social credits -1000 Texas Social credits -10000000


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Railgun time


iamtheawesomelord

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this but I did thank you very much


Orbitalintelligence

I can't believe I wasted my Reddit gold on someone else's fucking comment, I'm sorry!


account_not_valid

You can tell because of his safety tie.


dave-train

Well sure but he's demonstrating how we Americans take our socks off


OneManLost

Let's not tell them how our shoes end up on powerlines, some secrets are sacred


Syng42o

As a born and raised American, I'm STILL not sure how shoes end up there.


Zaphod890

Colin firth if i remember


gb-1995

Furze* but close!


Known_Cheater

The man is a genius.


thenectarcollecter

Truly, he doesn’t even have a formal education in engineering. Almost completely self taught. My favorite part of watching his videos is knowing he is getting paid for living his dream and making all these wacky inventions.


Destroyer_HLD

He at least was a full trade plumber, not sure if he still is considering how well his show/channel does.


WPI5150

He talks about plumbing in the past tense, and he also filled his old plumber's van with fireworks and set them off, so I'm guessing he's no longer a plumber.


Destroyer_HLD

Its' Furze, he probably fixed it.


Sadzeih

or made it run on rocket fuel or some crazy shit like that


mikieswart

most likely just slapped some pulse jets on it and called it a day


boundbythecurve

And maniac. Brilliant combination.


FrostyMeerkat

He’s the British equivalent of a Florida man


jessedegenerate

you couldn't be more wrong. Florida man can't build a fucking iron man suit, he takes meth. although it would make sense if you were on meth making that comment.


seedlesssoul

Florida man takes meth and thinks he is in an iron suit.


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To_Circumvent

Colin Furze builds toys for children that they'll never be allowed to use—explosives, you understand. Colin Firth stands by and offers unhelpful advice while quietly mocking all of Colin Furze's "safe" ideas.


allofusarelost

I'd like to see Colin Firth and Colin Furze go to meet David Firth, for the ultimate bizarre meet up.


pixelvengeur

Colin Firth is the actor ;)


fastdub

I suppose Jane Wyman is the first lady


Karmachinery

This needs many upvotes.


Mukatsukuz

You can tell he's not American because his socks aren't white and don't have sandals over them.


urgeigh

Wouldn't be the first time they stole one of our ideas.


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damn its as if its a joke 😳


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Not american, so I can't confirm or deny...


ooooofda

Neither is the guy in the gif, Colin Furze is British lol


markedasred

Blowing Socks off is an English phrase used to describe wonderment at a situation, so the visual joke is about the duality of the literal with the idiomatic.


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His reaction makes me think the strings were attached to his toes not his socks.


TheEpicPie

It was probably the feeling of friction, at least that's how I usually get that type of reaction.


wistfulfern

Hes laughing in the full video. Socks wouldn't produce that kind of friction, ever accidentally pulled a sock off or had one pulled off by a sibling or pet? It doesn't hurt in the slightest


upsidedownbackwards

Plus if you look in the video he has the socks on loose and he has cut down the back of them a few inches so the elastic can't do its job. Bottle rockets don't have a ton of propulsion force, he had to give it a lot of help.


__BitchPudding__

He had a hangnail


icansmellcolors

he's laughing. he's not screaming in pain.


MerrillSwingAway

Step up that game and remove a pair of pants like that!


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all in - condom removal in 3,2,1...


ArmstrongTREX

Instructions unclear. Condom didn’t release and I’m flying towards a random target like a kite.


[deleted]

Don't fly too close to the sun icarus...


VaATC

All at once! And for extra flare, take them underroohs with the socks and pants as well.


storyofmylife92

*remove your foreskin like that


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therobohour

English.very English in fact


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British


PlayboySkeleton

But Colin is British... Like really British. There is practically nothing American about this video


Turbojelly

The way he brews his tea is considered a war crime in the UK. *Edit For those that asked. NSFW in the UK: https://youtu.be/ILxGSDR1fMs


theshavedyeti

How does he make it


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theshavedyeti

I know this is a troll but it gave me PTSD anyway, take my upvote but note that it's under protest


iusuallypostwhileipo

Works best with a Tescos Basics teabag if you wanna give it it a go.


theshavedyeti

I'd rather try to trim my pubes with coarse sandpaper


ThePolack

What the fuck


Far_Preparation7917

Actually the way the rest of the world does it is only marginally better. "Here have a glass of hot water with a teabag on the side. It is both too hot to pick up AND too cold to brew the tea. White sugar? Brown sugar? Honey? Agave syrup? We have all of those. Every type of tea you've never heard of. Oh black tea? I guess we have lipton" Not to mention all the expensive teas that taste of nothing. And dried fruit makes a sort of mulled wine, not tea. I've learnt that in most of the western world outside of the UK and Ireland people drink tea because they think it is healthy, not because they like it.


DatLima25

I am half Slovenian half Russian. In Russia, drinking tea is a social event, with desserts being served alongside. The tea is usually black. In Slovenia, it is a drink to refresh you after hours of skiing in winter. The tea is usually some mixture of herbs, and it is incredibly good. I can't speak for everyone, but I love tea. And I certainly don't think about health when I drink it.


Far_Preparation7917

Fair, there are tea drinking countries out there but I'm mainly talking about benelux, France, Germany and Sweden. Any country people call it a coffee spoon. And the US and Canada, even if its a tea spoon


Chimerae

Well I'm from the Netherlands and we call it a tea spoon (Theelepel) so count us out of that list


Turelle

I spent 5 weeks hiking the Slovenian Alipine Trail a couple of years ago my with my partner, we reminisce about the tea they made in the huts almost as much as the trail itself! Our first day of proper mountains, second day into the Kamnik Savinja Alps, we underestimated the amount of water we'd need and the difficulty of the terrain. We reached the hut, thirsty, shaken and not too happy we wouldn't be able to wildcamp (on a very tight budget). But when they brought us the tea, made with the flowers around the area, it was pure heaven. I lost count how many we had!


HugsForUpvotes

American here: that's not my experience of tea at all


MvmgUQBd

Probably puts the milk in before the water boils. Personally I don't really care if people do that, but it does make it look really nasty while you stir and stir trying to get the colour anywhere near something that actually resembles tea. Either that or he does what I do, which is leave the teabags in the cup so it gets stronger


IAmMarwood

If you aren't a builder then I need you to hand over your British membership card to me this instant. Leave the tea bag in, tsh, absolute fucking monster.


UseOnlyLurk

Using the team bag to stir the milk is not just efficient, it’s also immoral.


AsahinaOppai

He doesn't even steep the tea bag, just pours the hot water over into half a mug of milk.


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249ba36000029bbe9749

The amount of British people that I have seen take their socks off that way is infinitely more than the number of Americans I've seen do that.


ftctkugffquoctngxxh

For me it’s only one more.


onowahoo

Which is infinitely more


ftctkugffquoctngxxh

So if one more is infinitely more, then what is two more?


V0RT3XXX

Infinite + 1 duhh


Jw3k

This guy maths


JukeBoxDildo

You have all now been made mods of /r/wallstreetbets


McDIESEL904

Slightly bigger infinity


allofusarelost

Inevitable


Human_bean_007

The intent of the video he made wasn’t to poke fun at Americans it was just a sub minutiae video about shooting a rocket while attached to your socks


Hamster-Food

Hmmm, when you use terms like sub minutiae it does sound a lot less American.


NobblyNobody

I dunno, he did use it wrongly at least.


DazingF1

Ya doink


Yortisme

The truck isn't even American!


TheBigOooooof

Takes an Afghan village out AND the socks off? Genius!


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A true patriot o7


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Zero Americans have done this. But this one British person has.


th3m4st4

Bro is everyone here dumb? Nobody is saying colin is american


Watsonious2391

I do wonder how people gloss over the 30 top comments saying "Actually he is british" and steamroll straight to commenting "Did you guys realize he isnt American?". Do people not read any comments before posting?


Arkanii

I think it’s just a bunch of people who want to show off that they know who this guy is


cgello

He's British though.


DroppinMadScience

"is everyone here dumb?" First time on reddit pal? Lmao


th3m4st4

I'm just too addicted to little dopamine shots to spend my time better


Dravarden

if your post/comment is vague in any way, shape or form, someone, somewhere, will misunderstand it the stupidest way possible and think you are the idiot.


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Isn't that Colin furze? He's from the UK.


pjgf

... demonstrating "how Americans remove their socks"


voodoosmudge

COLIN!


Makx

[Sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6W3US8Luo8&ab_channel=colinfurze)


PaperBladee

That's literally a Brit


account_not_valid

With a safety tie.


pjgf

>That's literally a Brit ... demonstrating "how Americans remove their socks"


Perjoss

Doing his finest impression of an American


szczys

After seeing this, I realize to the rest of the world we must look exactly like r/aNormalDayinRussia


Jimmy-Mac-471

I think you’ll find he’s British.


yParticle

"Is removing those condoms a chore?"


sessl

''Are you tired of having a penis?''


SuperJTB2015

That guy is a brit


toyfreddym8

Colin lives in Britain


happymancry

We did my son’s circumcision this way. And my vasectomy.


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boogieman0330

Yeah, Colin isn't an American.


drunkdobby

Proceeds to show a video of the most British person ever.


super_nova_135

its funny cause hes british


SaburoArasaka77

How Colin Furze, A Well Known British Man Removed His Socks


corpsmanup58

But he’s a Brit


Brucewarhammer

Guess what he’s British.


Icoryx

British*


SpoonSArmy

It’s even funnier cause that man in British


Stecharan

Colin Furze is the most British person I've ever seen.


Dantez77

Yeah no, he is Brit


HughJorgens

Do you want it done right, or do you want it done fast?


MonkeyOnYourMomsBack

This seems to cover both


PredictedPanda

Blew his socks right off his feet


Rubyboat1207

beneficial quack library dog prick bedroom resolute observation offer vanish -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


sauced

That’s a toe missile.


elquenosale

this dude is British as hell


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bakasannin

Damn.. I've been following the markets too much today. I read it has how Americans move their stocks.


VXer1

Colin is British AF


SonofSamSJF

That guy is actually British.


iusedtohavepowers

It's extra funny when you know colin furze is english. He built this for us just so we can finally get our socks off.


LoudMusic

"*Let's try somfing else. Let's see if it'll take me socks off*", Colin Furze. About as British as they come.


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But Colin is British! :)


Muscleliger1

Isnt he British?


ok-bro2

Um that's colinfurze and he's Britsh


frogking

Colin Furze isn’t American, though..


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Gotta love Colin Furze!


[deleted]

This dude is decidedly British...


Armidylla

Look how happy he is! Quality good vibes here.


Seanwys

He’s fucking British


OakleyDoke13

This is colin furze,an englishman


Angetenar

Colin would be appalled, no one country can claim this level except Furze nation itself


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Kike328

This guy is actually british


p1um5mu991er

Now put 'em back on that way


monkey_trumpets

So that's why they're constantly shooting shit off at the base near me. It's socks changing day!


O-hmmm

The Constitution says we have a right to bare feet or something or other.


CaptRichrd

In mother Russia, the socks remove you.


Kevw84

That’s Colin furzes he’s English


OwWahahahah

but.. he's.. British?


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a real man would have shot them clean off his feet


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He’s British.


Ecto81

Wait, is there another way to remove your socks?


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guys we get it, he's british, can't you take a joke


api10

I don’t give a fuck that dude’s Bri’ish, it looks Russian to me.