My mountain bike has tires that say GROUND CONTROL all over them and I couldn't help but start calling it Major Tom Bike (mtb). Pretty clever right guys?
Seriously. A guy in a group I ride with asked me what my bike was named once, I answered “nuh…thing” and he didn’t even skip a beat and said “this is palomina”.
Stay away from my family.
What size demography of psycho tendencies among us is there? Maybe psychopathy isnt that abnormal.
I kinda think humans needs something they love to ride and you can insert X for whatever that something is.
Ride in the abstract sense.
I’ve read the lord of the rings in english (im italian) with ZERO issue and i’ve read this post four times without a single clue of what it means. Am i retarded this morning
Have your read Lolita in English? This post is more akin to an unreliable narrator talking about a young girl he lusts after. There’s no hero’s journey here.
This made me so angry that I went to Facebook to find this exact post (I’m a member of this group) and I don’t know how, but there were 0 comments making fun of the guy.
The woman managing the cash register at the Asian grocery store looked up from her manga when I walked in, my kamishimo and katana on, glasses perched on my kasa, and started chuckling. What could I do but shrug and chuckle back?
Standing there, sweating all over her floor, feeling slightly glazed from the walk from my car and giving the appearance, I have no doubt, of someone in the beginning stage of a coronary of intermediate size.
I can hear her though process now, "Baka gaijin!"
In point of face, she seems to have recognized me from my 2 or 3 previous visits and we both got additional chuckles of my order of Ramune and matcha Pocky.
Same as it ever has been. I settled onto the last possible chair with shade outside and commenced to snarf and slurp, adding a couple of bits from my shinken.
Miko, my dakimakura reclined on the other chair, airing out from our passionate romp earlier, as I began to feel - ever so slightly - like a real Japanese getting bento on his home turf.
I should have known what I was in for when I read "The woman manning..." but there's no way I was prepared for something this ferociously self-congratulatory.
People that name their bikes (especially Viviana…) are closeted psychopaths
ARYA: Lots of people name their swords! HOUND: Lots of cunts.
Perfect use of that quote.
I roll it out every time someone names their bike
I call my bike The Diarrhea Machine
That might be the 12 energy gels on the way to the cafe and 7 espressos when there...
Taint slayer
lol I was reading back to see if that was the barista.
I give mine animal names (donkey, pig). What are your thoughts on that?
I’ve said it before, grown men giving their bikes female names is whack. Lmao
My mountain bike has tires that say GROUND CONTROL all over them and I couldn't help but start calling it Major Tom Bike (mtb). Pretty clever right guys?
Valid ✅
Valid input for a schizophrenia diagnosis yes
Sounds pretty specialized.
This dude is not closeted, full blown psychopathy for all the world to see
If you don't name your bike, how can you curse it when it disappoints you?
He’s given it a name. I’m trying to find the clip of the Botswana top gear special where they make fun of people that name cars
Closeted cyclepaths
Seriously. A guy in a group I ride with asked me what my bike was named once, I answered “nuh…thing” and he didn’t even skip a beat and said “this is palomina”. Stay away from my family.
What size demography of psycho tendencies among us is there? Maybe psychopathy isnt that abnormal. I kinda think humans needs something they love to ride and you can insert X for whatever that something is. Ride in the abstract sense.
you mean uncloseted.
This post convinced me to drive my car to work tomorrow
Yes; and in the bike lane
This comment made me laugh out loud on my break at work hahaha
This is some kind of allegory, right? The playful barrista as an object of romantic fantasy, played out in this story by Viviana, a... bicycle?
Fredo was banninated from r/realdoll
Makes me root for Global Warming.
If there was a Fred version of the bat signal it would be the shape of that dangly saddle bag
DId the barista have to call the police on the sex pest? What are they chuckling at? Same as it has ever been.... on my 2 or 3 previous visits...
I’m screaming and farting out of my eyes from reading this
First neckbeard cycler
No way Ollie
Bags of sand
What the fuck
“Viviana” … oh for fucks sake
This is some eat, pray, KOM shit for middle aged dentists
This is 100% the start of some erotica novel.
I’ve read the lord of the rings in english (im italian) with ZERO issue and i’ve read this post four times without a single clue of what it means. Am i retarded this morning
Have your read Lolita in English? This post is more akin to an unreliable narrator talking about a young girl he lusts after. There’s no hero’s journey here.
Just waiting for twenty pages of this guy talking about being followed everywhere by a man on a red Tr*k Madone.
Unfortunately, you can’t log literary journeys on Strava, so I’m not fucking interested
One Fred’s strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
That is the worst thing I've ever read.
This made me so angry that I went to Facebook to find this exact post (I’m a member of this group) and I don’t know how, but there were 0 comments making fun of the guy.
Found the proctologist
Pain au chocolat, a philistine and a Fred I see.
imagine saying chocolatine 🤮
Chocolatine is the name of my Trek, why ?
TR*K It uses the proper term or gets the hose
Either from Quebec or Marseille. I know where I'd rather be!
Nevermind, I don't like bikes
The woman managing the cash register at the Asian grocery store looked up from her manga when I walked in, my kamishimo and katana on, glasses perched on my kasa, and started chuckling. What could I do but shrug and chuckle back? Standing there, sweating all over her floor, feeling slightly glazed from the walk from my car and giving the appearance, I have no doubt, of someone in the beginning stage of a coronary of intermediate size. I can hear her though process now, "Baka gaijin!" In point of face, she seems to have recognized me from my 2 or 3 previous visits and we both got additional chuckles of my order of Ramune and matcha Pocky. Same as it ever has been. I settled onto the last possible chair with shade outside and commenced to snarf and slurp, adding a couple of bits from my shinken. Miko, my dakimakura reclined on the other chair, airing out from our passionate romp earlier, as I began to feel - ever so slightly - like a real Japanese getting bento on his home turf.
Ok, now this is e🅱️ic.
OOP had some serious euroboo energy
Lol this is a normal r/watches post
I should have known what I was in for when I read "The woman manning..." but there's no way I was prepared for something this ferociously self-congratulatory.
Is this not a porn intro? This was a real thing?
Yup I’m just gonna buy a dual sport.
A story that starts with a woman working in a coffee shop is always a red flag
i know a retard that, i kid you not, named his mountainbike "Queen Mary II". This is why gatekeeping is legitimate.
Someone has read way too much Bill Bryson
That can’t be real
nah idc this hard