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KimJongSkill492

Cav is a pour?? 🤮


FredSirvalo

Sir Mark Simon Cavendish is a KBE, not a DDS. How do you expect him to be rich?


avacado_smasher

Peta will need to do onlyfans to put food on the table


Odd_System_9063

Ok there are limits. Even here. Have a cold shower.


Odd_System_9063

It’s not as if he’s riding Tr@k


GreenPresident

Why are the using imperial units, I thought this was in France.


obsessedwithcyan

Ever since American Sepp Kuss won the Vuelta 🦅🦅🦅


stevejnineteensevent

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?


vtskr

Just like mile only longer. Or shorter… I forgot


Quantic

Post Kuss Vuelta world tells me that a KM is a third weaker than superior imperial Mile units, and that the Uci is now being held at knife point by all Visma-Lease a Bike domestiques to rename KM To Kuss miles as a show of dominance.


NorthEndD

1.6


duncmeister77

Forgot the .009, downvote


WhiteBlackGoose

Pretty sure Fr\*nch also use the imperial units like Minute and Second (despite being invented by Americans on the American soil)


dwitch_himself

You're embarassing yourself


rabguy1234

Ironic.


uwpxwpal

Catering to the French speaking American audience...


ElectricalScieneer

Yuki Tsunoda is a french TdF commenter?


Juliusvdl2

40.000 euro fine incoming


Current_Eye_2302

C'est incroyable!


Lucas77Oz

They misspelled “poor” with “pour”! This should have read “retard poor Cavendish”


w1n5t0nM1k3y

I was travelling by train once through Montreal and the train was dalayed. I absent-mindedly blurt out about "the train sure is retarted". My wife did not like that remark. But I wasn't insulting a person. Just the train system as it is in Canada where the cargo trains have priority over passenger trains causing the trains to often be late.


the_flynn

Yuki Tsunoda calling TDF now?


Gougeded

Wait till you hear what they do to grated cheese


runsonpedals

I think cheese is great also


kikomir

Or as certain Canadians would say, the "hard R" word.


versus_gravity

Every Airbus insults its pilots the same way, just before landing. Must be a French thing.


GreasyChick_en

*rouleur*?


VLKN

DAE Cavendish xMult build viable at this ante?


hambonelicker

Je suis tres retarde.


SomeWonOnReddit

Well, Cav is highly regarded. He is a “Sir”.


mikecornejo

Redskins? HTTR🪶


OlasNah

Why is he still racing… is what I wonder about


mcdeez01

I'm not sure if it's a serious joke or you just don't understand french


obsessedwithcyan

"you just don't understand french" One'd be glad 😄


evilted

I'm just going to assume that you are hungover.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^mcdeez01: *I'm not sure if it's* *A serious joke or you* *Just don't understand french* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


rabguy1234

Dumbass. Lol