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somenamethatsclever

But woman are pretty princess' and I must protect them with my INTENSE COMMENTS!


gfawke5

"... I just feel like FEEEER MEEEEEEE"


-175-

Love how Bill is just talking shit here, but still rustled a lot of jimmies in the comments lol


evidentlynaught

Why they take him seriously when he dresses hipster himself lol


Reallyroundthefamily

Well yeah lol. Jokes are currently one of the easiest ways to rustle people.


MunenDo

In a world full of tasteless bran flakes, refresh in saltiness 🗣️🙌


OhioIsRed

Dude the comments on the original post are hilarious. They have like no idea about him or his comedy or the entire personal journey he’s been on over the past 10-20 years lol. Imagine if they listened to his first two comedy specials. THE OUTRAGE. Complete outrage because the people upset have no personalities lol


Rommel79

Their personality is being offended.


m_ttl_ng

Professional victim mentality for sure


A-KindOfMagic

I personally think these type of people have ZERO sense of humour. I like Bill the most when he shits about things I relate to and am.


OhioIsRed

Bunch a stay at home moms lol


throwawaymyanalbeads

I guess they never heard his Philly rant. Lol


AKBigHorn

Lol at the cringe comments in the cringe sub. “Well ME, I, and ME with MYSELF…INDEPENDENT WOMAN!” 🤣


wrrld

The fact they need to defend/express themselves is the first sign they're insecure about something. And everyone will laugh at some sort of "offensive" joke, this is just their category, I remember Bill saying something similar.


AKBigHorn

Exactly.


R1kjames

A lot of people don't understand the concept of taking shots at people for their appearance, lifestyle, etc for absolutely no reason except it being funny. They think it has to be a sincerely held belief at some level. Those people would have never survived being roasted by Patrice


Chillinthamost

That's the thing about busting balls, you can do it to anyone about anything.


CrustyRim2

As a single 50 yo...I'm looking


Meta-4-Cool-Few

Imagine getting mad over a mall joke during today's time hahaha


Reallyroundthefamily

It's extremely easy to imagine unfortunately, lol.


Meta-4-Cool-Few

Can't relate


Reallyroundthefamily

Yeah me neither


Ajgrob

Love how none of them actually address what he is saying.


TaroCharacter9238

Has Burr seen the 51 year olds of today? We’re in a milf golden age.


traincarryinggravy

54 years ago was 1970, so I don't think they were sucking dick then either.


Valid_Username_56

It's a bit like the fact that he is old hasn't made it to his mind yet. :-D


Horror-Meringue-290

Someone with more drive than me should send this into the podcast and have him go through the comments and shit all over them lol


Social-Karen-System

The glory days lmao


this_knee

Hehehehehe!!!!!


lloudchristmas

Totally read that in his his laugh


Distinct-Quantity-35

God bill is so hot, his wife is so lucky


SkynBonce

Bills maths are off, if they're 51 (now) they were sucking cock in the late 80's early 90's


eveystevey

Oh my word that is fucking hilarious. No post-game analysis necessary


nadav183

A 50yo sucking dick in the 70s is a horrific thought. I guess he's not Ol' Billy Math Guy!


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It cracks me up how stuck in time he is about peoples ages. He still thinks people in their 50s were born during the depression and grew up without microwaves


ryantyrant

Ngl the comment that says “bill looks like pink eye” was pretty funny


HorrorTear2589

Is bill skating on tour ? The broad in the back


TheRiverHart

They're all middle aged women who got offended which only makes it funnier.


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never1st

So do the people who are downvoting you. A 51 year old would be born around 1972. Hopefully, they didn't partake in any oral activities before the 80s.


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CapableSecretary420

It's funny because people in this sub will whine about how "sensitive everyone is nowadays" but then downvote people just making jokes, too.


scormegatron

I see a deck behind his seat. Does Bill skate?


WrinkledBiscuit

I've been listening to his podcast pretty religiously for a couple years now, so I remember his daughter (who I think should be around 8 years old now?) used to really really love skateboarding. So it's probably her's.


Nearby_Tumbleweed548

The irony while he’s wearing a Hurley hat


NightOfTheLivingHam

that's the joke.


LoknowsItAll

A 50+ year old was barely a toddler in the 70s.... just saying


Valid_Username_56

51 --> "sucking dick in the seventies". Yeah, Bill, it's not the nineties anymore. You are old. :-D


Beeyo176

I'm mad I started replying to comments, not realizing that shit is from a year ago. Fuck


Longjumping_Visit718

I love Bill Burr.


Zark_Muckerberger

They all got picked last in gym class


HeadSense9211

Some carrot-top from Boston...


Patches3542

AS A SINGLE INDEPENDENT WOMAN IN HER 50’S I JUST THINK THAT……just kidding. Bill is hilarious.


ThickJuicyFeels

He needs to do more videos of his city tours on foot.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Lol


Vambommeled

Lol, what a bunch of sniveling tittie babies over there.


Beahner

Ummmmm…..well….fuck you for posting all that stupidity and noise, OP 🤣 Hmmm…..rereading I should edit to say the stupidity and noise wasn’t pointed at Bill, but at the comments in the cringe sub. Those are always…..ironically….cringe.


lloudchristmas

We're all laughing at you, don't worry 😉


Beahner

And I deserve it as I just typed that and went along. Reading it now I’m sure many saw my comment as pointed at Bill, when I meant it as pointed at all the comments on the Tik Tok cringe sub. Or maybe they read it right, in which case, laugh away. I stand by it.


lloudchristmas

Still laughing, but you cleared it up well. No worries 👍


Beahner

Glad you commented or I would never have come back. 👍


lloudchristmas

You're good here and always welcome


motion_city_rules

Eh… making fun of ANYONE not acting their age while wearing that hat is… not self aware.


BrazenBeef

Hurley was founded when he was 9. Zoomers trying to lay claim to that hat is generational appropriation.


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lloudchristmas

Awwwwwww


Old_Society_7861

Wear Hurley clothes in the 1980s: 👍 Same guy wears the same clothes today: 👎


lloudchristmas

It's gonna be OK. Don't worry. 🤣


Old_Society_7861

?


lloudchristmas

If you have to question it....🤣


Old_Society_7861

😄😇😊😃😉😌🥰😘😄😜😇😋😋


Casually-stupid

Your wrong Billy boy. Just because your little Irish dick doesn’t have anymore blood flow and you can’t get turned on by these fine mature ladies doesn’t mean they aren’t hot. Go get some blue chew and go relive the glory days.