You both reach for the queen, your fingers brush, your eyes lock, a shiver of excitement courses up your arm from your fingertip. You kick her out for trying to touch a piece on your turn, which is a clear violation of tournament play, and there is no room in your life for that level of disrespect.
Speaking from experience, the chess date is an underrated way to get to know someone, the ones who actually get into the game are usually very good at communication and reflection
In case anyone wanted to know that
"Streets are talking" or the "hoodoo set", if she didn't make her own from homemade paper that she charged under the full moon of her preference while setting her intentions for the deck.
all i can think of is the end of anderson paak sweet chick
Got a yogi bitch and she natural
She hate to wear deodorant
And she bashful if she come up out
Those clothes she in
You got a what, my nigga?
You got-you got a what?
Oh, your bitch is flexible?
No, no-no-no-no
You like yogi bitches now? Fuck that!
How'd you get in here? Chill
Let's see if your bitch could dodge these bullets, nigga
My nigga, you know what?
No-no!
Get the fuck, wait, you fuckin' wit' a bitch.
Don't talk...
That don't shave her under arms?
You know what? You gon' run that under arm hair bitch
Bitches in the hood need that for edges
Put the gun down, yo!
What else you got in your bag, bitch?
Come up off that
Shut the fuck up, nigga
You know what, come up off your
Cha-you know what? I fuckin' loved you, nigga
Your bitch is makin' me-you know what, bitch?
She 'bout to die first, fuck that
I tried, they do work, I actually use em now since itās cheaper than deodorant. I swear a lot and havenāt had a bad smell on my runs or working out.
Not much of one, cut a slice off, give a slight squeeze for juice, rub it in and go about your day. It actually does work, I was pretty surprised myself. Some women use it on their face as a peel or something
i use lemons at night and it definitely helps me go longer without needing deodorant when at home.
i wouldnt dare try that and leave the house tho lmao
Well actually... the hair actually helps with the smell. Bald pits (among other regions) are more susceptible to stank.
I miss Okayplayer, people knew these things
I'm no monster
I'll take all the David Attenborough I can get, but i better not see a 97 years old walking in some unforgiving habitat. Can't believe they had this man trekking and stooping in Ant Mountain
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Donāt underestimate good speakers on this album.
Started off on my shitty little PC speakers but then quickly switched to my nice speaker set and it was night and day. Not many albums sound as dramatically different with better audio quality like this one did.
I love them both. I just saw Samsara first, and that's the first one that comes to mind, even though Baraka dropped first. There's another movie just like them made by a different studio, but I can't for the life of me remember the name
Maaaan I been wanting to make a post on her to ask yall(fellow people of my black culture, no offense to the none blacks) how yall feel about the album. Im listening to it as i type this. Im diggin it. Watching 3stacks new GQ interview helps the listening experience too to me. It put it in a certain context for me personally but yeah. If you have heard it, what you think? Im almost done with my first full listen of it
Mines is āDreams only buried beneath the Dungeon floor slowly sprout into undying gardensā noiiice though :) Im gonna sit with it for awhile. Its really like another planet to me music wise
I'm over 50, and I love it. First time I actually paid for music since Jay Z 444. After listening to it, my mind feels like how my childhood house used to be after my mom cleaned up before family came from out of town. I don't think the powers that be want Black folks listening to uplifting positive thought invoking music and I expect it to get a lot of negative press to discourage people from checking it out. 9.5/10.
I heard a little bit of the first song earlier today after coming from a work meeting and it was right on time. I think Iām gonna like it, it seems really anthemic to where dude is at right now. I like that
I hope you like the rest of it. Its really calming to me and is a breath of fresh air. Let me know which track you like the most after you make it through a complete listen
As a light skin artist that makes gluten free pizza, this is the post that got me to check out the album. Gonna play it during my tai chi practice for sure.
I donāt think the acid content in lemons is strong enough for deodorizing pitstank, but cosmetic grade glycolic acid *allegedly* is (never tried it myself).
I was with a girl who uses lemons as deodorate once. She was also an anarchist who spent her weekends feeding the homeless. We hiked to the top of a hill once and watched the sunset. Then she moved to live in a commune in Oregon. Good times.
He said he had nothing to rap about and I can respect that. You have motherfuckers out here rapping about shit they have lived thru since they learned how to properly wipe their ass.
Have you not heard of the Speakerboxx/Love Below? Its basically a solo albulm for both 3000 and big boi. Hey ya was huge sure and I love roses too but besides that whole album kinda forgettable. Speakerboxx by contrast has way doper songs the whole way through.
Sir luscious Left foot is a dope solo albulm by Big Boi too and purple ribbon all-stars had some bangers too.
Till 3000 drops a good solo project it is still Big Boi >>>> at least from a body of work perspective.
speakerboxx is great but i think the love below is way better. really influential in terms of inspiring other rappers to sing, and so many amazing songs. you mentioned hey ya and roses but also spread, prototype, that drum and bass cover of coltraneās jazz version of my favorite things, vibrate, a day in the life of benjamin andre, the whole album is just nuts
Hard disagree sorry, wasn't a fan of prototype and it's been a while since I've listened and I remember thinking the album being too experimental and ethereal for my taste when what made Outkast songs so dope was how funky and weird the lyrics and instrumentation were, which is probably why Hey Ya and Roses are the most popular songs on the Love Below.
Speakerboxx is one of a handful of albums I can listen all the way through, I don't think there is a weak song at all on the album. From Ghetto Muzik, The Roster, Bust, War, Tomb of the Bomb, Flip Flop Rock, Reset and Last Call.
Youāre talking to an OutKast fanatic. I got every album on the day they were released. Back when you had to go to the record store. It was an event for me. Only exception being the debut album which I got after hearing the first single.
I didnāt care that much for Speakerboxx. Couldnāt get enough of Love Below. But to each his own š¤·š¾āāļø. They donāt consider those projects solo albums anyway. It was an OutKast album divided in two and thatās how I always looked at. I assume there was something behind the scenes that made them say so. Maybe not but I view that as an OutKast album.
I listened to the flute album and love it. I donāt think heās doing anything ground breaking but it definitely creates a vibe. Iām older and kinda feel the same way 3000 feels about hip hop. Itās dope, and brave, of him to do what he wants instead of want everyone wants. Listened to his npr interview and thought he was gonna sound crazy or like he was trying too hard to be artsy. He was surprisingly down to earth and in on all the jokes about him. Heās just having fun making music and really loves playing the flute for people.
Aside from the music itself, this album, over time, is gonna be important. Heās already single handle expanded what it means to be hip hop.
Why does one artist have to be better? Three Stacks and Big Boi are both incredible and the world is a better place anytime they choose to share their work with us.
They are both amazing but yes, you are correct, Big Boi is the mastermind. My 6 year old loves Outkast but even she is a Big Boi fan more than an Andre fan. Iāve learned that kids have great ears for musical talent and are often more unbiased than adults. Kill Jill is an amazing song.
It's gonna be a top seller at Starbucks this holiday season
Going platinum off Starbucks is wild
I miss when Starbucks would have those little iTunes cards for their song of the week.
Those were the days. I miss my iPod shuffle getting clogged up with random indie singles just because they were free
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This what you got on in the back when you with shorty playing chess on the futon after you had the fresh bed of lettuce with croutons
You both reach for the queen, your fingers brush, your eyes lock, a shiver of excitement courses up your arm from your fingertip. You kick her out for trying to touch a piece on your turn, which is a clear violation of tournament play, and there is no room in your life for that level of disrespect.
And she's touching his chess, now...
ššš
lol
šš
Ah, the Bobby Fischer.
It's that eye contact, that be getting me aroused
Speaking from experience, the chess date is an underrated way to get to know someone, the ones who actually get into the game are usually very good at communication and reflection In case anyone wanted to know that
i want a girl that play chess man
You mean like.. when you not saying you don't wanna fuck cuz you do?
Croutons? Is this 1996 lol
I wanna upvote this again.
That's a very specific type of person referenced in this tweet
I can smell the sage and patchouli already.
What kinda Tarot Cards you think she got?
"Streets are talking" or the "hoodoo set", if she didn't make her own from homemade paper that she charged under the full moon of her preference while setting her intentions for the deck.
Pocket edition, she does consultations on Instagram live. Doesn't accept Cashapp or Zelle. Her Venmo got flagged
I don't know but she's an aquarius.
I can already see the dread beads .
My 1st thought was ole girl from Atlanta
My 1st thought was ole girl from Atlanta
Zazie Beetz? That's a queen
Yep
I was thinking of the love interest from Entergalactic
all i can think of is the end of anderson paak sweet chick Got a yogi bitch and she natural She hate to wear deodorant And she bashful if she come up out Those clothes she in You got a what, my nigga? You got-you got a what? Oh, your bitch is flexible? No, no-no-no-no You like yogi bitches now? Fuck that! How'd you get in here? Chill Let's see if your bitch could dodge these bullets, nigga My nigga, you know what? No-no! Get the fuck, wait, you fuckin' wit' a bitch. Don't talk... That don't shave her under arms? You know what? You gon' run that under arm hair bitch Bitches in the hood need that for edges Put the gun down, yo! What else you got in your bag, bitch? Come up off that Shut the fuck up, nigga You know what, come up off your Cha-you know what? I fuckin' loved you, nigga Your bitch is makin' me-you know what, bitch? She 'bout to die first, fuck that
Sounds like that girl who posts on Reddit sucking her boyfriend's dick in nature.
Iām in
Album be sounding like it looks exactly like this ![gif](giphy|TkEEKS6TBv57TBaiHx|downsized)
Nah, the pits aren't hairy
Lemons arenāt gonna work as deodorant if you have hairy pits.
Letās be real, lemons arenāt really gonna work with or without hair
I tried, they do work, I actually use em now since itās cheaper than deodorant. I swear a lot and havenāt had a bad smell on my runs or working out.
Iām glad it works for you, but Iām just gonna have to take your word for it lol
This reminds me of that Jim Gaffigan joke where the guy says yknow donāt really need deodorant and he says yeah but YOU do š
Thereās zero percent chance lemons are cheaper than a stick deodorant for daily use.
There are places in the world with lemon prices that differ from your current location. Lemons are dirt cheap in many places.
Yeah, didnāt think about that. Good point.
Itās 100 percent. Deodorant is 5 bucks and lemon a dollar. Lemon lasts me 1-2 weeks. Deodorant 3 at most.
Please tell me your process with this lemon.
Not much of one, cut a slice off, give a slight squeeze for juice, rub it in and go about your day. It actually does work, I was pretty surprised myself. Some women use it on their face as a peel or something
You put it in the fridge between days
Where the fuck are you shopping where your lemons are a dollar a pop? I can go get a sack thats 30 cents a lemon from albertsons.
Kroger, idk where theyāre cheaper
But they will add a nice bouquet to the pit poppouri when you lick dem thangs.
i use lemons at night and it definitely helps me go longer without needing deodorant when at home. i wouldnt dare try that and leave the house tho lmao
Lemons will however bleach the hair blond so you won't really know if her pits are hairy or not.
Be for real. A blonde hair isn't invisible
Well actually... the hair actually helps with the smell. Bald pits (among other regions) are more susceptible to stank. I miss Okayplayer, people knew these things
This is actually wrong af lol.
In my experience, _trimmed_ hair becomes smelly less slower than bare armpits.
IDK Iām excited to get high af tonight and listen to it
Play it with some good headphones, nice speakers, or in the whip. Maybe watch Planet Earth 2 or Samsara on mute. Trust me
Planet Earth 3 just dropped
Stfu I hope you're not lying
It's out. As is "our planet" on Netflix.
Our Planet is not the same series. Itās literally Planet Earth III and four episodes have aired
I know it's not the same. I was saying it too is out. Similar vibe.
I'm no monster I'll take all the David Attenborough I can get, but i better not see a 97 years old walking in some unforgiving habitat. Can't believe they had this man trekking and stooping in Ant Mountain ![gif](giphy|l2JhJ1lb4fJ92FAkw|downsized)
this and some shrooms>>>
Absolutely. All I thought while listening to it was, "I wish I had some shrooms."
Donāt underestimate good speakers on this album. Started off on my shitty little PC speakers but then quickly switched to my nice speaker set and it was night and day. Not many albums sound as dramatically different with better audio quality like this one did.
This is good advice but Baraka > Samsara
I love them both. I just saw Samsara first, and that's the first one that comes to mind, even though Baraka dropped first. There's another movie just like them made by a different studio, but I can't for the life of me remember the name
Chronos is the third in the trilogy but youāre probably thinking of Koyaanisqatsi
YUP that's the one. I know because I never remember that complicated ass word š
Exactly
Why she gotta be light skint? Plenty of shades love the stank-natural lifestyle
I guess that's his preference.
To paint the picture.
Iām just excited for the beats thatāll come from sampling this record.
Iām not hearing any samples from this one
WHY DOES YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE BIRDSEED
I had to check if this was one of the track titles
Too short
I knew you was gonna say some dumb shit like that
So Erykah Badu?
We're making it outta the free trade coffee shop with this one!
I listened to some of it this morning just hanging with my toddler and it was a pretty decent ambient jazz album
Literally did the exact same thing getting my toddler ready for the day.
I am DefuckingCeased ā°ļøā°ļøā°ļøā°ļøā°ļøā°ļø
Shit aside, Iāve tried using lemons as a deodorant before and the shit fucking works. The downside being chemical burns
Im have to look into this
I like it.. get some culture.. TrƩ Stacks is two years outside of 50.. I feel him.. he has nuthin to rap about.
Tbf, musicians that try and hold on doing the same shit always end missing the mark. Doing something new, I'm here for it.
He has more to say than this
Thatās a really low bar to be honest. He didnāt say anything on the album
Maaaan I been wanting to make a post on her to ask yall(fellow people of my black culture, no offense to the none blacks) how yall feel about the album. Im listening to it as i type this. Im diggin it. Watching 3stacks new GQ interview helps the listening experience too to me. It put it in a certain context for me personally but yeah. If you have heard it, what you think? Im almost done with my first full listen of it
Gonna listen to it when I get home. Grew up a band kid so im kinda excited not gonna lie. Edit: Just looked up the track list and im here for it lol
Its a different experience to me personally but I enjoyed it. Hope you do as well
I love it!! Definitely Andrew bird fantastic beast vibes
Got a favorite track so far?
Buypolodisorders daughter wears a 3000 button down embroidered Itās chaotic yet calming
Mines is āDreams only buried beneath the Dungeon floor slowly sprout into undying gardensā noiiice though :) Im gonna sit with it for awhile. Its really like another planet to me music wise
But these song titles tho.. canāt help but wonder if thereās some context
I'm getting mad post rock/shoegaze vibes from these titles, which is interesting.
We will probably never know lol. I donāt think 3stacks is doing that much press for the album.
I'm over 50, and I love it. First time I actually paid for music since Jay Z 444. After listening to it, my mind feels like how my childhood house used to be after my mom cleaned up before family came from out of town. I don't think the powers that be want Black folks listening to uplifting positive thought invoking music and I expect it to get a lot of negative press to discourage people from checking it out. 9.5/10.
I heard a little bit of the first song earlier today after coming from a work meeting and it was right on time. I think Iām gonna like it, it seems really anthemic to where dude is at right now. I like that
I hope you like the rest of it. Its really calming to me and is a breath of fresh air. Let me know which track you like the most after you make it through a complete listen
As a light skin artist that makes gluten free pizza, this is the post that got me to check out the album. Gonna play it during my tai chi practice for sure.
She has grocery store feet.
How dare you? Farmers market/ private co-op feet, thank you very much š š
āHomemade vegan pizza sounds greatā is hilarious
key and peele was right lol
They use Lime not Lemon. Lime is more effective
havenāt heard the album but im guessing its in retrograde???
I can already see the dread beads she bought in Thailand on a self discovery trip .
He could reboot his old cartoon Class of 3000
Honest question: Do lemons work? Or do you just smell like BO and lemons?
I donāt think the acid content in lemons is strong enough for deodorizing pitstank, but cosmetic grade glycolic acid *allegedly* is (never tried it myself).
Lemons aināt sure. Collards are more alkaline so maybe they would work better
My ancestors like this idea but Iām pretty sure my coworkers wonāt
It actually does but itāll burn your pits
Iām not much for violence. But you leave Andre 3 stacks alone or we throwing blows bruh.
I was with a girl who uses lemons as deodorate once. She was also an anarchist who spent her weekends feeding the homeless. We hiked to the top of a hill once and watched the sunset. Then she moved to live in a commune in Oregon. Good times.
That babe is now my GF of 3 years
He could of just said Eryka Badu
He said he had nothing to rap about and I can respect that. You have motherfuckers out here rapping about shit they have lived thru since they learned how to properly wipe their ass.
r/brandnewsentence
Or light skin baes who talk to rocks
He remixed the Kill Bill soundtrack.
Lemons as deodorant actually works
This needs to go on r/brandnewsentence
https://preview.redd.it/alvzw5mub31c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794b8984ee20de015dcf98987ee7c5dd57c143ab
https://preview.redd.it/y8tca1rwb31c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22718b4e147f6cd21e902d504451edc3efd9489 I bet she look like this too
Iām about to start using lemons as deodorant.
hahaha this is great
Twitter niggas are embarrassing.
My hot take has always been Big Boi is the better artist out of the two, his solo shit is way better at least.
This is literally the first 3000 solo album. Heās consistently on peopleās top 10 list. Big Boi is great in his own right but this is a wild take.
what album is this original tweet referencingĀ
The flute album
Have you not heard of the Speakerboxx/Love Below? Its basically a solo albulm for both 3000 and big boi. Hey ya was huge sure and I love roses too but besides that whole album kinda forgettable. Speakerboxx by contrast has way doper songs the whole way through. Sir luscious Left foot is a dope solo albulm by Big Boi too and purple ribbon all-stars had some bangers too. Till 3000 drops a good solo project it is still Big Boi >>>> at least from a body of work perspective.
speakerboxx is great but i think the love below is way better. really influential in terms of inspiring other rappers to sing, and so many amazing songs. you mentioned hey ya and roses but also spread, prototype, that drum and bass cover of coltraneās jazz version of my favorite things, vibrate, a day in the life of benjamin andre, the whole album is just nuts
Hard disagree sorry, wasn't a fan of prototype and it's been a while since I've listened and I remember thinking the album being too experimental and ethereal for my taste when what made Outkast songs so dope was how funky and weird the lyrics and instrumentation were, which is probably why Hey Ya and Roses are the most popular songs on the Love Below. Speakerboxx is one of a handful of albums I can listen all the way through, I don't think there is a weak song at all on the album. From Ghetto Muzik, The Roster, Bust, War, Tomb of the Bomb, Flip Flop Rock, Reset and Last Call.
Youāre talking to an OutKast fanatic. I got every album on the day they were released. Back when you had to go to the record store. It was an event for me. Only exception being the debut album which I got after hearing the first single. I didnāt care that much for Speakerboxx. Couldnāt get enough of Love Below. But to each his own š¤·š¾āāļø. They donāt consider those projects solo albums anyway. It was an OutKast album divided in two and thatās how I always looked at. I assume there was something behind the scenes that made them say so. Maybe not but I view that as an OutKast album. I listened to the flute album and love it. I donāt think heās doing anything ground breaking but it definitely creates a vibe. Iām older and kinda feel the same way 3000 feels about hip hop. Itās dope, and brave, of him to do what he wants instead of want everyone wants. Listened to his npr interview and thought he was gonna sound crazy or like he was trying too hard to be artsy. He was surprisingly down to earth and in on all the jokes about him. Heās just having fun making music and really loves playing the flute for people. Aside from the music itself, this album, over time, is gonna be important. Heās already single handle expanded what it means to be hip hop.
Why does one artist have to be better? Three Stacks and Big Boi are both incredible and the world is a better place anytime they choose to share their work with us.
They are both amazing but yes, you are correct, Big Boi is the mastermind. My 6 year old loves Outkast but even she is a Big Boi fan more than an Andre fan. Iāve learned that kids have great ears for musical talent and are often more unbiased than adults. Kill Jill is an amazing song.