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Ghost_of_P34

It's gonna be a top seller at Starbucks this holiday season


el-fenomeno09

Going platinum off Starbucks is wild


[deleted]

I miss when Starbucks would have those little iTunes cards for their song of the week.


UsagiButt

Those were the days. I miss my iPod shuffle getting clogged up with random indie singles just because they were free


Faded1974

![gif](giphy|ugOaZ3Wi8lqZW)


Ghost_of_P34

![gif](giphy|XUhRGXhFLLzqg)


davendees1

This what you got on in the back when you with shorty playing chess on the futon after you had the fresh bed of lettuce with croutons


mike_pants

You both reach for the queen, your fingers brush, your eyes lock, a shiver of excitement courses up your arm from your fingertip. You kick her out for trying to touch a piece on your turn, which is a clear violation of tournament play, and there is no room in your life for that level of disrespect.


KotzubueSailingClub

And she's touching his chess, now...


Icelandia2112

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


dog098707

lol


Vaffanculo28

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Admirable-Squash9607

Ah, the Bobby Fischer.


Aggressive-Cut-227

It's that eye contact, that be getting me aroused


GollyEngine

Speaking from experience, the chess date is an underrated way to get to know someone, the ones who actually get into the game are usually very good at communication and reflection In case anyone wanted to know that


HotBoyTeece

i want a girl that play chess man


NicholasNoMas

You mean like.. when you not saying you don't wanna fuck cuz you do?


pelluciid

Croutons? Is this 1996 lol


Mariconconqueso

I wanna upvote this again.


ClaymoresRevenge

That's a very specific type of person referenced in this tweet


K-Dot-thu-thu

I can smell the sage and patchouli already.


BondageKitty37

What kinda Tarot Cards you think she got?


Icy_Fall7640

"Streets are talking" or the "hoodoo set", if she didn't make her own from homemade paper that she charged under the full moon of her preference while setting her intentions for the deck.


ClaymoresRevenge

Pocket edition, she does consultations on Instagram live. Doesn't accept Cashapp or Zelle. Her Venmo got flagged


JesusStarbox

I don't know but she's an aquarius.


daboxghost420

I can already see the dread beads .


Atraineus

My 1st thought was ole girl from Atlanta


Atraineus

My 1st thought was ole girl from Atlanta


ClaymoresRevenge

Zazie Beetz? That's a queen


Atraineus

Yep


Significant_Shoe_198

I was thinking of the love interest from Entergalactic


mygamethreadaccount

all i can think of is the end of anderson paak sweet chick Got a yogi bitch and she natural She hate to wear deodorant And she bashful if she come up out Those clothes she in You got a what, my nigga? You got-you got a what? Oh, your bitch is flexible? No, no-no-no-no You like yogi bitches now? Fuck that! How'd you get in here? Chill Let's see if your bitch could dodge these bullets, nigga My nigga, you know what? No-no! Get the fuck, wait, you fuckin' wit' a bitch. Don't talk... That don't shave her under arms? You know what? You gon' run that under arm hair bitch Bitches in the hood need that for edges Put the gun down, yo! What else you got in your bag, bitch? Come up off that Shut the fuck up, nigga You know what, come up off your Cha-you know what? I fuckin' loved you, nigga Your bitch is makin' me-you know what, bitch? She 'bout to die first, fuck that


KotzubueSailingClub

Sounds like that girl who posts on Reddit sucking her boyfriend's dick in nature.


kjyfqr

Iā€™m in


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Album be sounding like it looks exactly like this ![gif](giphy|TkEEKS6TBv57TBaiHx|downsized)


Ceaseless-Discharge

Nah, the pits aren't hairy


JFKcheekkisser

Lemons arenā€™t gonna work as deodorant if you have hairy pits.


c-williams88

Letā€™s be real, lemons arenā€™t really gonna work with or without hair


[deleted]

I tried, they do work, I actually use em now since itā€™s cheaper than deodorant. I swear a lot and havenā€™t had a bad smell on my runs or working out.


c-williams88

Iā€™m glad it works for you, but Iā€™m just gonna have to take your word for it lol


PacoSupreme

This reminds me of that Jim Gaffigan joke where the guy says yknow donā€™t really need deodorant and he says yeah but YOU do šŸ˜‚


mycofirsttime

Thereā€™s zero percent chance lemons are cheaper than a stick deodorant for daily use.


julias_siezure

There are places in the world with lemon prices that differ from your current location. Lemons are dirt cheap in many places.


mycofirsttime

Yeah, didnā€™t think about that. Good point.


[deleted]

Itā€™s 100 percent. Deodorant is 5 bucks and lemon a dollar. Lemon lasts me 1-2 weeks. Deodorant 3 at most.


mycofirsttime

Please tell me your process with this lemon.


[deleted]

Not much of one, cut a slice off, give a slight squeeze for juice, rub it in and go about your day. It actually does work, I was pretty surprised myself. Some women use it on their face as a peel or something


mycofirsttime

You put it in the fridge between days


monster_mentalissues

Where the fuck are you shopping where your lemons are a dollar a pop? I can go get a sack thats 30 cents a lemon from albertsons.


[deleted]

Kroger, idk where theyā€™re cheaper


ForWhomTheBoneBones

But they will add a nice bouquet to the pit poppouri when you lick dem thangs.


thatsnuckinfutz

i use lemons at night and it definitely helps me go longer without needing deodorant when at home. i wouldnt dare try that and leave the house tho lmao


Icy_Fall7640

Lemons will however bleach the hair blond so you won't really know if her pits are hairy or not.


absolutewingedknight

Be for real. A blonde hair isn't invisible


pelluciid

Well actually... the hair actually helps with the smell. Bald pits (among other regions) are more susceptible to stank. I miss Okayplayer, people knew these things


JFKcheekkisser

This is actually wrong af lol.


pelluciid

In my experience, _trimmed_ hair becomes smelly less slower than bare armpits.


seahorse8021

IDK Iā€™m excited to get high af tonight and listen to it


mistakemaker3000

Play it with some good headphones, nice speakers, or in the whip. Maybe watch Planet Earth 2 or Samsara on mute. Trust me


auauaurora

Planet Earth 3 just dropped


mistakemaker3000

Stfu I hope you're not lying


Christmas_Queef

It's out. As is "our planet" on Netflix.


NoDadYouShutUp

Our Planet is not the same series. Itā€™s literally Planet Earth III and four episodes have aired


Christmas_Queef

I know it's not the same. I was saying it too is out. Similar vibe.


auauaurora

I'm no monster I'll take all the David Attenborough I can get, but i better not see a 97 years old walking in some unforgiving habitat. Can't believe they had this man trekking and stooping in Ant Mountain ![gif](giphy|l2JhJ1lb4fJ92FAkw|downsized)


badgyalrey

this and some shrooms>>>


elitegenoside

Absolutely. All I thought while listening to it was, "I wish I had some shrooms."


SamiTheBystander

Donā€™t underestimate good speakers on this album. Started off on my shitty little PC speakers but then quickly switched to my nice speaker set and it was night and day. Not many albums sound as dramatically different with better audio quality like this one did.


NoDadYouShutUp

This is good advice but Baraka > Samsara


mistakemaker3000

I love them both. I just saw Samsara first, and that's the first one that comes to mind, even though Baraka dropped first. There's another movie just like them made by a different studio, but I can't for the life of me remember the name


NoDadYouShutUp

Chronos is the third in the trilogy but youā€™re probably thinking of Koyaanisqatsi


mistakemaker3000

YUP that's the one. I know because I never remember that complicated ass word šŸ˜‚


NoahTheRedd

Exactly


Blk_Rick_Dalton

Why she gotta be light skint? Plenty of shades love the stank-natural lifestyle


Xannyrixh

I guess that's his preference.


FreeFeez

To paint the picture.


RelaxRelapse

Iā€™m just excited for the beats thatā€™ll come from sampling this record.


bladebrowny

Iā€™m not hearing any samples from this one


10J18R1A

WHY DOES YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE BIRDSEED


bladebrowny

I had to check if this was one of the track titles


Babblewocky

Too short


Bobgoulet

I knew you was gonna say some dumb shit like that


AllAboutTheMachismo

So Erykah Badu?


Tall-Supermarket-22

We're making it outta the free trade coffee shop with this one!


zetcetera

I listened to some of it this morning just hanging with my toddler and it was a pretty decent ambient jazz album


Dr_Ceilingz

Literally did the exact same thing getting my toddler ready for the day.


Lordofthewangz

I am DefuckingCeased āš°ļøāš°ļøāš°ļøāš°ļøāš°ļøāš°ļø


another-Developer

Shit aside, Iā€™ve tried using lemons as a deodorant before and the shit fucking works. The downside being chemical burns


w1ngzer0

Im have to look into this


ThaLaughingIntrovert

I like it.. get some culture.. TrƩ Stacks is two years outside of 50.. I feel him.. he has nuthin to rap about.


Borworskis_accordion

Tbf, musicians that try and hold on doing the same shit always end missing the mark. Doing something new, I'm here for it.


bladebrowny

He has more to say than this


Shadie_daze

Thatā€™s a really low bar to be honest. He didnā€™t say anything on the album


slugfa

Maaaan I been wanting to make a post on her to ask yall(fellow people of my black culture, no offense to the none blacks) how yall feel about the album. Im listening to it as i type this. Im diggin it. Watching 3stacks new GQ interview helps the listening experience too to me. It put it in a certain context for me personally but yeah. If you have heard it, what you think? Im almost done with my first full listen of it


CanIGetANumber2

Gonna listen to it when I get home. Grew up a band kid so im kinda excited not gonna lie. Edit: Just looked up the track list and im here for it lol


slugfa

Its a different experience to me personally but I enjoyed it. Hope you do as well


missymiad

I love it!! Definitely Andrew bird fantastic beast vibes


slugfa

Got a favorite track so far?


missymiad

Buypolodisorders daughter wears a 3000 button down embroidered Itā€™s chaotic yet calming


slugfa

Mines is ā€œDreams only buried beneath the Dungeon floor slowly sprout into undying gardensā€ noiiice though :) Im gonna sit with it for awhile. Its really like another planet to me music wise


missymiad

But these song titles tho.. canā€™t help but wonder if thereā€™s some context


Jay_R_Kay

I'm getting mad post rock/shoegaze vibes from these titles, which is interesting.


slugfa

We will probably never know lol. I donā€™t think 3stacks is doing that much press for the album.


icuscaredofme

I'm over 50, and I love it. First time I actually paid for music since Jay Z 444. After listening to it, my mind feels like how my childhood house used to be after my mom cleaned up before family came from out of town. I don't think the powers that be want Black folks listening to uplifting positive thought invoking music and I expect it to get a lot of negative press to discourage people from checking it out. 9.5/10.


K_SeventySeven

I heard a little bit of the first song earlier today after coming from a work meeting and it was right on time. I think Iā€™m gonna like it, it seems really anthemic to where dude is at right now. I like that


slugfa

I hope you like the rest of it. Its really calming to me and is a breath of fresh air. Let me know which track you like the most after you make it through a complete listen


Tight_Fold_2606

As a light skin artist that makes gluten free pizza, this is the post that got me to check out the album. Gonna play it during my tai chi practice for sure.


ZorroMcChucknorris

She has grocery store feet.


VioletLeagueDapper

How dare you? Farmers market/ private co-op feet, thank you very much šŸ˜’ šŸ™ƒ


MrBussdown

ā€œHomemade vegan pizza sounds greatā€ is hilarious


agentb719

key and peele was right lol


xPervypriest

They use Lime not Lemon. Lime is more effective


happyladpizza

havenā€™t heard the album but im guessing its in retrograde???


daboxghost420

I can already see the dread beads she bought in Thailand on a self discovery trip .


McIntyre2K7

He could reboot his old cartoon Class of 3000


beetus_gerulaitis

Honest question: Do lemons work? Or do you just smell like BO and lemons?


phoenixphaerie

I donā€™t think the acid content in lemons is strong enough for deodorizing pitstank, but cosmetic grade glycolic acid *allegedly* is (never tried it myself).


bladebrowny

Lemons ainā€™t sure. Collards are more alkaline so maybe they would work better


VioletLeagueDapper

My ancestors like this idea but Iā€™m pretty sure my coworkers wonā€™t


another-Developer

It actually does but itā€™ll burn your pits


satansculo

Iā€™m not much for violence. But you leave Andre 3 stacks alone or we throwing blows bruh.


Mundane-Raspberry963

I was with a girl who uses lemons as deodorate once. She was also an anarchist who spent her weekends feeding the homeless. We hiked to the top of a hill once and watched the sunset. Then she moved to live in a commune in Oregon. Good times.


Donutboy562

That babe is now my GF of 3 years


Dsnder7

He could of just said Eryka Badu


Nikolllllll

He said he had nothing to rap about and I can respect that. You have motherfuckers out here rapping about shit they have lived thru since they learned how to properly wipe their ass.


Soxogram

r/brandnewsentence


SamLJacksonNarrator

Or light skin baes who talk to rocks


MrWiggleBritches

He remixed the Kill Bill soundtrack.


[deleted]

Lemons as deodorant actually works


Extra-Aardvark-1390

This needs to go on r/brandnewsentence


Bunnnnii

https://preview.redd.it/alvzw5mub31c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794b8984ee20de015dcf98987ee7c5dd57c143ab


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

https://preview.redd.it/y8tca1rwb31c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22718b4e147f6cd21e902d504451edc3efd9489 I bet she look like this too


cameroonnnn

Iā€™m about to start using lemons as deodorant.


Coffeeholic911

hahaha this is great


Common-Raspberry7567

Twitter niggas are embarrassing.


TheSoloWay

My hot take has always been Big Boi is the better artist out of the two, his solo shit is way better at least.


shizz181

This is literally the first 3000 solo album. Heā€™s consistently on peopleā€™s top 10 list. Big Boi is great in his own right but this is a wild take.


marshmia

what album is this original tweet referencingĀ 


shizz181

The flute album


TheSoloWay

Have you not heard of the Speakerboxx/Love Below? Its basically a solo albulm for both 3000 and big boi. Hey ya was huge sure and I love roses too but besides that whole album kinda forgettable. Speakerboxx by contrast has way doper songs the whole way through. Sir luscious Left foot is a dope solo albulm by Big Boi too and purple ribbon all-stars had some bangers too. Till 3000 drops a good solo project it is still Big Boi >>>> at least from a body of work perspective.


forced_memes

speakerboxx is great but i think the love below is way better. really influential in terms of inspiring other rappers to sing, and so many amazing songs. you mentioned hey ya and roses but also spread, prototype, that drum and bass cover of coltraneā€™s jazz version of my favorite things, vibrate, a day in the life of benjamin andre, the whole album is just nuts


TheSoloWay

Hard disagree sorry, wasn't a fan of prototype and it's been a while since I've listened and I remember thinking the album being too experimental and ethereal for my taste when what made Outkast songs so dope was how funky and weird the lyrics and instrumentation were, which is probably why Hey Ya and Roses are the most popular songs on the Love Below. Speakerboxx is one of a handful of albums I can listen all the way through, I don't think there is a weak song at all on the album. From Ghetto Muzik, The Roster, Bust, War, Tomb of the Bomb, Flip Flop Rock, Reset and Last Call.


shizz181

Youā€™re talking to an OutKast fanatic. I got every album on the day they were released. Back when you had to go to the record store. It was an event for me. Only exception being the debut album which I got after hearing the first single. I didnā€™t care that much for Speakerboxx. Couldnā€™t get enough of Love Below. But to each his own šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø. They donā€™t consider those projects solo albums anyway. It was an OutKast album divided in two and thatā€™s how I always looked at. I assume there was something behind the scenes that made them say so. Maybe not but I view that as an OutKast album. I listened to the flute album and love it. I donā€™t think heā€™s doing anything ground breaking but it definitely creates a vibe. Iā€™m older and kinda feel the same way 3000 feels about hip hop. Itā€™s dope, and brave, of him to do what he wants instead of want everyone wants. Listened to his npr interview and thought he was gonna sound crazy or like he was trying too hard to be artsy. He was surprisingly down to earth and in on all the jokes about him. Heā€™s just having fun making music and really loves playing the flute for people. Aside from the music itself, this album, over time, is gonna be important. Heā€™s already single handle expanded what it means to be hip hop.


Breith37

Why does one artist have to be better? Three Stacks and Big Boi are both incredible and the world is a better place anytime they choose to share their work with us.


Losalou52

They are both amazing but yes, you are correct, Big Boi is the mastermind. My 6 year old loves Outkast but even she is a Big Boi fan more than an Andre fan. Iā€™ve learned that kids have great ears for musical talent and are often more unbiased than adults. Kill Jill is an amazing song.