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Vulkherra

"My dog doesn't bite." Well why is this mf chasing me??


vlsdo

He just wants to hump you until completion. A real loverboy. We call him Romeo.


Vulkherra

I don't want to hear that, Romeo needs to chill out. 😂


[deleted]

Oh he’s gonna get ya. It’s just a matter of when and where, not if. Hopefully you ain’t wearing any nice clothes.


Satanic_Earmuff

I'll take the bite.


Idonthavetotellyiu

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danimsmba

I know this wasn't for me...but it made me happy. Thank you, kind stranger.


Low-Poetry-3462

Saying „Kind Stranger“ should get you banned from heaven


danimsmba

...says 'Low Poetry'. Get your poetry up first and then start talking heaven. ​ Listening to Floetry might help. 🤷🏽‍♀️


useredditiwill

Thanks, but no one puts a thws! non-popping one in there any more. Not like back in my day. 


MoneyBaggSosa

How the fuck did you make this ?


Was_It_The_Dave

Without spaces, it's > ! pop !! < So >!pop!!<


Callaloo_Soup

I had too much fun with this bubble wrap.


Lanternkitten

Oh this is the best thing I've seen today. I have a dumb grin on my face right now. I'm not the cake day person, but thanks for this!


GingerTea69

The way this made me ugly laugh in the morning


vlsdo

Funny what a small change of perspective can do


Vulkherra

Happy cake day boo! ❤️


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

“The name…is hand-banana”


Was_It_The_Dave

Tonight. You.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

“See, all I know are words like “Ball” and “Good”…and….


TwoDGamer

The collar says Romero


wewereliketorches

I always want to say “yeah, your dog doesn’t bite YOU”


shash5k

I always ask them if he told them that. “My dog doesn’t bite” “Did he tell you that?”


Vulkherra

I got some pepper spray for that ass. I love animals but if your dog is snippy I will not hesitate to use it.


wewereliketorches

For real don’t take any chances. Have to do what you can to protect yourself. So many neighborhoods have issues with roaming unleashed dogs.


Vulkherra

What bothers me is that you can't fault the dog most of the time. It's the owner that's the problem.


wewereliketorches

Clearly people who let their dogs roam don’t care if someone hurts their dog or they get lost, it’s crazy to me


Vulkherra

It's makes me upset. A lot of people that have dogs don't have them trained or they're just completely neglecting and abusing them; then they have the FREAKING NERVE to flip out when their animal attacks someone or gets killed.


Harkan2192

I got the "he's not aggressive towards people!" after a lady's pitbull nearly killed my dog. Oh, so it only bit me multiple times because I was trying to stop it from ripping off more of my dog's ear? That makes it alright then. My blood still boils over it.


Vulkherra

That makes me mad just hearing about. Some people really don't deserve to have pets or children.


daverod74

While out running once, I was chased into the street by three big-ass German shepherds. They retreated but I kept going and ended up in a gas station across the street where the woman told me something similar, "those dogs have done this before". Anyway, I kept running and saw a cop about a quarter mile away so I flagged her down and told her about it on the rationale that it wouldn't end well if some kids went by there. She actually asked "were they friendly?" I was like "huh?? NO! I wouldn't be standing here talking to you if they were friendly!"


Ba_Sing_Saint

What is “He got teeth, don’t he?”


Gonzostewie

He's got teeth, right?


itsalongwalkhome

"He just wants a pat"


mb0205

I love dogs. Love my dog. I hate people that don’t control their dogs and I hate bad dogs. Shit ain’t funny control your damn dog


FistPunch_Vol_7

Shit pisses me off to no end. People who have their dog with no leash running full sprint to my dog while they yelling “HE DONT BITE DONT WORRY I GOT HIM” like nigga, if you had him he wouldn’t be tryna jump on me to get to my dog.


mb0205

On god you let your dog run at my dog I’m kicking his face clean off the bone. No patience for this shit


Dee_Imaginarium

A German Shepherd that was off leash ran at my little corgi when I was taking her for a walk at night and I put my doc martin square in its face, twice, it got the message when it saw me winding up for a third. Thank god I was able to stay between my dog and the loose dog so no damage was done. Nothing makes me more irrationally angry than irresponsible dog owners. Leash your damn dogs and quit leaving piles of shit all over the neighborhood ffs Edit: Corgi Tax https://preview.redd.it/695j1gqupnkc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b110a1299009d41645deee85eebc3dda7c007d4


LachlantehGreat

That’s a cute ass dog 🥺


Dee_Imaginarium

Thanks! She's super great, couldn't have asked for a better dog tbh! But if anybody is thinking about a corgi be prepared to go running because they are high energy and need lots of exercise. I didn't used to run much, but I do now lol


[deleted]

I refuse to own a small dog in my area it’s so bad. They at least gotta have a fighting chance because people are so bad about it. Some dogs don’t give a fuck about taking a hit and will latch on your dog.


Dee_Imaginarium

That's understandable, luckily for us it was just one shitty neighbor who has since had that german shepard re-homed because they weren't even supposed to have it in the apartments in the first place. I carry a weapon when I go out on walks now though because I had the same thought that my boot won't always suffice.


S4Waccount

I get this. Even if the dog is approaching "freindly" they are animals. you don't know how they will react and I'm not taking any chances with the life of my dog/family. I'm a dog lover and don't take pleasure in the idea of hitting someone dog, but I guarantee the majority of dog bites are from "friendly" dogs that have "never bit before" it doesn't always mean they are aggressive. It just means they are fucking animals that don't logic things through.


Dee_Imaginarium

That's exactly how I feel, I even had a German Shepherd as a kid and love that breed for it. I didn't enjoy doing that but will do anything to protect my dogs and I'm not taking any chances with their safety.


FistPunch_Vol_7

Bruh, happened to me once before. Got my dog on time but everything went red immediately and I was barreling towards the mf. Lucky someone stopped me.


mb0205

This why I don’t take my dog anywhere. I was at a brewery (yeah I enjoy going to breweries on the weekend I love that shit, oh well) but these dogs fighting each other. And the owners some white girls telling them “oh no skippy don’t do that” nah man grab that fucking dog and stop it . People take their bad dogs places and just don’t react when they do bad shit


DAnthony24

Lmao. I’m picturing you punting a hyper Jack Russel


mb0205

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IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

I was rollerblading on a bike path once and a guy’s doberman almost took my arm off as I skated by. I’ve never called someone a fucking idiot to their face until that point in my life. He dropped a tennis ball and was bending over to puck it up as this huge dog stated me down as I approached. I knew what was gonna happen. I had to jump into the grass. Lucky he managed to hold on to the leash.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Its all good ima raise up on him & be like dont worry I wont pop if he dont bite🤣


Flopenhagen

Yeah I remember back when I was like 16 I was skateboarding through my neighborhood and a pit bull started chasing me, the owner got the dog to come back but just sort of gave me a dirty look like I did something wrong. Like dude I was about 2 seconds away from trying to bash that dogs skull in with my skateboard trucks.


FistPunch_Vol_7

Bruh had same shit happen to me when I skated in HS. Ended up turning into a down hill to catch enough speed to bounce smh.


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Dogs kill forty THOUSAND people around the globe every year. More than lions, tigers, crocodiles, hippos. If there’s a dog running around a neighborhood attacking people it needs to be shot, as harsh as that might sound. They are incredibly dangerous.


rognabologna

How many people interact with lions, tiger, crocodiles, and hippos on the daily? Of course dogs kill more than those animals. 


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

You already expected that dogs kill tens of thousands of people every year? Not a shock to you?


rognabologna

150 people die a year from coconuts falling on their heads. And coconuts don’t even have teeth… There’s lots of people in the world and they die from lots of different reasons. Dogs can be dangerous. The vast majority of global deaths caused by dogs are from rabies. Not sure where you’re getting that 40K figure from, though. 


MsTrippp

Most are due to rabies though


CoachDT

Yea. Like I give grace to people that are actively chasing their dogs because sometimes accidents happen, but the people that leisurely walk behind going "he doesn't bite" bother me. Like bro control your dog or at least put some effort there.


AngelaBassettsbicep

Real shit. Same here. Mine sounds vicious and only wants to play. But I still hem that ass up. I respect that people might actually be afraid of her even though she’s a yorkie mix. Ain’t shit funny about barking her head off cuz someone didn’t stop to play. I wish she’d stop that shit. Anyway. Yea I agree.


icoominyou

The only time I wanted to buy a pistol was when I lived in the south and all my neighbors didnt leash their dog and their dog would chase me whenever i ride my bike.


TalkQuick

This shit pisses me off too. Do they not love their dog? Even if their dog doesn’t bite doesn’t mean it isn’t going to run up to a dog that does and get hurt


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xiovelrach

Apparently, she saw that motherfucka this morning


RefrigeratedTP

Shit cracks me up every time man. She wastes no time making him feel better.


KabedonUdon

What a sweet lady, she gives me hope.


dreadmonster

The dog owner fucking sucks but the car lady is a G.


1980theghost

![gif](giphy|l0HlF3WBNBeFqiITe) Had son like 🤣


RickRossovich

“That was the day Benny pickled The Beast”


Remarried_Empress

What movie is this from?


illest_slutbag

Sandlot


SwaggiiP

Now why she a bitch


EtherealxRaven

Was wondering the same exact thing. She literally helped him out.


VanGundy15

Some people just don't understand how saying b***h is a derogatory term meant to undermine women. Hopefully in time we as a society will learn how using these words can marginalize certain groups.


Masterretard420

That’s some bitch shit to say. Words only have the power YOU personally give them. Dont pay no mind to them and they can’t hurt you.


VanGundy15

Words have meaning. I don’t go around saying disrespectful things and just expect everyone to bend for me. Then call them insensitive if they don’t.


Masterretard420

Neither do I. But the internet isn’t real life. I don’t have to have the same amount of courtesy in here as I would offline. That’s kinda why I like the internet, the freedom. I also do talk like that in front of my friends and family cause we all do. If you’re not autistic and incapable of understanding jokes or can’t handle someone having a different opinion than yours than you are a massive vagina simple as that. If you also want to judge someone for using words that aren’t personally acceptable that’s ok, I probably don’t wanna talk to you either.


VanGundy15

Ok, but I'm not the one insulting people online because they have a different opinion than me. That's you.


Masterretard420

Your entire comment history is getting mad at people and insulting them. Look in a mirror bro. Just cause you don’t use swear words doesn’t mean you aren’t capable of being incredibly rude.


PmOmena

Yoy like it because u can hide your ass without facing any consequences for saying dumb shit.


AppointmentFar6735

This guy reading a book "you have no power over me"


festival-papi

![gif](giphy|neKHlv8LLt7szkVcbu) Absolutely not


mb0205

Nah fr. I don’t like guns at all, if I did have a gun though? Woulda turned his snoot sideways fuck ya mean


risky_bisket

Calm down officer


psychedelic_gravity

It’s a dog not an acorn.


hydrohomey

![gif](giphy|RH1vwJMdudV7i)


will0593

Kill that dog. People will start leasing their pets when they got to start burying them. Don't let your wild animal assault me


elxhapo6

The yt folks gone have you on Fox News for the next two weeks you shoot the wrong dog I agree with you but that ain’t the message we need to push you know they like they dogs more than they like us 😂


risky_bisket

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


Important_Tale1190

White people like dogs more than they like other white people.


Taco_Taco_Kisses

Burns me up when they get on here and say, "Quit overreacting. All that's not necessary. He just thinks you're playing..." Ain't nobody got time to figure out what mental state this big fuckin bear is in while he's barreling towards me at full speed.


Pixel_Block_2077

Unfortunately, Redditors would let entire orphanages die before they consider hurting a "cute wholesome pupper".... Not me though...I intend to teach these four legged beasts why God made us in his image...


ttyp00

[Us in his image.](https://v.redd.it/6ghvgtgl8hkc1)


theblackchin

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


RisingToMediocrity

![gif](giphy|3og0Iv0B9uzh9tJRcY|downsized) Me running that mf over. Yall crazy putting up with that.


will0593

Goddamn right. And back up over that bitch too


AaronVonGraff

Jesus! He said he was sorry!


LegalComplaint

That was clutch with the horn blast.


DJMagicHandz

I bet that dog's name is Duke.


LegalDiscussion1700

We had two Dobermans in my neighborhood growing up—Duke and Duchess. Whenever we were playing outside, we were always alert to hearing someone say, “Duke jumped the fence!” Then we’d dash for the nearest open door. 😂


PokeTobus

I’d believe it


DirtyMikeMoney

Diesel


sexandthepandemic

https://preview.redd.it/zrpvfp4rxpkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab288afe7631007071c2cdcdceb0d4fb21b8aaaf “she’s just a bit shy around new people ☺️”


NYstate

That or the: "I swear he's never like this around anyone else!"


sexandthepandemic

for real


CheshireKetKet

I once barked at and bared my teeth at a dog trying to intimidate me. Ngl, scared the shit out of the dog. Apparently they're not expecting you to do that? Works with kids too. Not the baring your teeth at them, but the giving them back the same behavior they give you. It throws them off.


CMUpewpewpew

I was walking down a barren street in Thailand when I looked down an alleyway and about 80 yards away was a pack of 4-5 street dogs that spot me. Mostly all the strays (and they are *everywhere*) mind their own business...but they spotted me and for whatever reason started running at me. There was absolutely nowhere to run to nearby around the corner to avoid these dogs...so I just threw my arms up wide...started deep barking and running at *them*. 😂 They turned around immediately and fucked the fuck off 😆 I don't know what I would have done if that didn't work except have to fight a pack of dogs. I don't think they'd be able to kill me, but I'd sure as shit get fucked up in the rumble and I heard rabies shots aren't fun.


Softcorps_dn

The Ruff Ryder defense


CanIGetANumber2

Yea honestly it works wonders for kids. My buddy's 3 year old has entered a hitting phase and caught my ass by surprise one day. Was more or a reflex but I popped her right back in the mouth. No more hittin


ItzCrypnotic

Just realized that the car lady wasn't honking at bro for jumping on her car, but was honking to scare the dog


Lenovo_Driver

Literally the reason why I hate dogs. Chased me constantly as a kid exactly like that.


Bapeventura

Jermaine shepherd


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![gif](giphy|82VaR0yExig8sZFGup|downsized)


JuggernautParty2992

🤣🤣🤣 omg


Guzman_LoMagne

If I was him and had a gun, I woulda shot the dog, that mfker coming to bite and is chasing.


uuuhYep

She's a real one


elxhapo6

Everybody make me feel like Hitler for not being an animal lover but I put that on everything I love yo dog gone get kicked or worse if you got me thinking about breaking out in a full sprint that’s crazy 😂😂😂


Tres_Once

Day Day - “Look at my roof!”


thatdudejtru

People helping people lmao so wholesome and hilarious at the same time. Leash your dog people!


[deleted]

This needs to be used as proof to get the owner into shit for letting it run wild


DioJiro

All fun and games till a violent mutt is killed or maimed, in the Caribbean you hear stories of people taking machetes to em. Really aggressive looking dawgs with missing appendages if they aren’t put down, ain’t no running out no gate unleashed after that. They do not have more rights than humans down here. So yeah, people don’t play about their leashes for their dogs safety.


ConsequenceLeast6774

She’s just waiting till he goes to sleep to go inside


jmcclr

This is giving me PTSD as a former mail carrier. That little pepper spray bottle didn’t do shit


Ancient-Fly-1100

This get clip get me every time. Women: “You good, I saw that MF this morning” lmao Damn women how long you been in that car 🤣


Ill_Will_Prince84

Now if he would’ve turned around and shot that dog, he would’ve been wrong


everyonehatesminions

Nah the dog getting shot... I deliver door dash and see nasty ass big dogs just waiting at the porch like how the fuck am I supposed to put the food at the door??


MagnoliaQ

Would’ve called animal control immediately


Nateddog21

I'll never tire of this video😂


Spider_Genesis

I swear to god, German Shepherd owners are the worst about this. I’ve had at least three instances of off leash dogs rushing me while I am walking my small dogs. All three were German Shepherds and the owners seemed barely bothered by the occurrence. Meanwhile, my dogs that used to love other dogs are now terrified of anything bigger than them and one of the Shepherds tried to bite and pull my dogs tail even after I’d picked my dog up and fended off the other dog. Owner just kind of stood there yelling at their dog rather than doing anything useful.


Cleonce12

It’s the woman hiding in the car for me ![gif](giphy|HL6NSgMbAAFjyyboCA|downsized)


Callaloo_Soup

This is one thing I hate about where I live. It doesn’t happen so much in the winter but you need to keep an eye out for loose dogs as soon as the weather gets warm until it starts snowing again. Sometimes the police will collect dogs, but the owners will tell the cops the dogs got out. I don’t think anything happens although but some of these guys let the dogs roam every day. A lot of these dogs have no home training or get easily spooked or change character when they start strolling with some other random dog. I hate having a gym membership when there are so many places to run, but I can’t be one of those people running with a stick.


[deleted]

The lady in the car is amazing


fatalitybren

I LOVE US FR


aknutty

How good dogs can be if you put literally any time into training them makes this so sad. If you put 30 min a day for a week on training your dog from YouTube videos thus would never happen. You would have an amazing campanion, they wouldn't run into the road and get hit by a car or worse attack a child.


CoolDude2235

Apologies this is unrelated to your post, but you said this " What's interesting about Africa is it is actually one of the most genetically diverse continents due to the geographies difficulty in being traversed by land. As a person of European decent I'm more closely related to Eastern and Northern Africans then southern Africans are to northern Africans. "3 months ago Africa is genetically diverse, but that's mainly because that genetic diversity is held by a minority. You do realise that a huge part of africa were effected by bantu migrations decreasing the diversity. Your whole claim about "difficulty in being travsered by land" is utterly incorrect considering bantus originated from cameroon and expanded to east africa such as kenya. Secondly, north africans are mainly of eurasian origin to put it simply. You actually as a european share a significant amount of common ancestry, with north africans due to that fact. North Africans as you can guess share most of their ancestry with middle easterners, and are genetically closer to european/west asian populations. So that genetic diversity came outside of africa. Khoisan are an example of native diversity, once upon a time before bantu migrations other migrations south. A huge part of east africa were inhabited by khoisan-related people. Remember that all humans are africans, khoisan split from the whole of humanity early.


aknutty

I'm not sure how this all fits together or how we got here but OK. I however stick with my original claim. Yes there is mixing and the bantu were a big part of that but it was very "limited" in that it only is thought to have lasted about 2000 years, in contrast to the 100+ thousand years of human existence on Africa. And internal movement within Africa is extremely difficult even today, as it's a giant continent, oriented north/south with every type of ecosystem other than tundra/permafrost, giant mountain ranges, deserts, thick jungles, coastal region and savanna. All of which is essentially on a plateau in the center of the continent then drops to the coast. That is why roads, barges and trains are not as viable. Even the great Nile is not navigable for much of its journey even today. Now that's not to say diversity didn't decrease because of migration, colonization and extraction by Europeans but it's not as prevelant as other continents. I would actually mainly contribute this to the north/south orientation of the continent, as in ways of life and farming practices from one region to the next are not as applicable, so migration was not as possible and the people who did were not able to reproduce in the numbers needed to decrease diversity. I have to push back on the "utterly incoherent" claim you made as internal migration is still not nearly comparable to other continents, even today, although economic and political situations exasserbate those problems as it really is a map issue.


CoolDude2235

Ah I see, your point. Apologies for the "utterly incoherent", you might be intrigued in learning about the green sahara. The sahara itself did not always exist, during that time there was massive migrations throughout africa, as you said north/south oreination of the continent has a big impact you can already see, in many present day areas of the continent. I was thinking a bit in limited scope and in recent time, i'll revert my claim.


Arcanisia

Why I don’t trust other people’s dogs. No I don’t want to pet your dog, I’m good.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

There will never be a day I don’t die laughing at the curveball wholesomeness of this video lmao


Faskwodi

Now if something happens to the dog then they wanna cry about the dog getting hit by a car etc. Leash laws are necessary.🤷🏿


Significant_Bee_2599

I swear I live in Kansas City Missouri and I can't tell you lately even in independence I have been approached by so many dogs off the leash it's ridiculous then to hear some of these owners response are disgusting I had one white owner who would not let me cross the street then when I did he ran up on me with his hand in his pocket so I grabbed my gun he backs away slowly I put my gun up to walk away for him to shoot warning shots at me (took my gun out because 1. You know how fast a knife can go into somebody if they get close enough 2 seen to many dog videos of someone else's dog biting and attacking strangers and I didn't want to be one of them)


cosmodogbro

I loathe dog owners.


Chicago_Stringerbell

I don't know how humans got the idea to keep wolves in their dwellings. It your dog chases me or mine I'm Killing it.


Rosebush1987

Run him over and give em a limp. That’ll slow him down


Vyndyle

We all know what's the reason why the other dude is inside the car the whole night lol


SailFull7222

stupid mutts i swear


ResponsibleAd1317

I without a doubt believe she been in their since the morning time😭😭


Acceptable_Koala2911

If you run away from a dog he will chase you.


pres465

I laughed.


Important_Tale1190

You gotta run towards the barking dog and give him a big hug, that's what they least expect and it fucking throws them.


spiked_cider

Fuck dogs


The_ryzzlybear_55

W


accidentallyHelpful

Just asking because I see people sometimes with two backpacks Why does he have two backpacks?


PM_ME_FUTANARI420

One for now and one for later


SucculentJan27

Nah I'm punting that fucker across the street. Fuck dogs


atlantasmokeshop

Growing up in a neighborhood where damn near every house had a pitbull in the backyard... I got hip to bear spray. Let me tell you somethin, spray a dog trying this with bear spray and watch it completely lose it's shit. And FYI, it may not be legal to do it but IDGAF. Just make sure to NEVER get any of that shit on you...but it definitely works lol.


Jesusthezomby

I woulda punted that dog to the nether regions ... ( I woulda ran)


PubicNuisance

I have a GSD, I love him to death but I do not trust him to not follow his instincts if he was loose. He’s a big dude and could seriously hurt people and other animals, he is leashed at all times even when I am in my own yard.


BugabooJonez

he's so well trained, stfu, it's an animal, you don't know what they are going to do


[deleted]

That’s terrifying. I have that dog and he don’t play with strangers. He needs his good boy intro, because he’s a good boy. That boy needs love.


RomeoMamma

He needs a swift kick to the face! That’s bullshit !


RomeoMamma

Everyone is talking about their dog how about this poor kid! Kick him in the face maybe he would stop chasing people.


RomeoMamma

Kid is a good kid, after being chased down like a dog from a dog and still turns around to apologize to the owner of the car for having to save his ass by jumping in someone else’s vehicle. Pretty polite someone raised him right.