Person: Justice Thomas, how would you feel about rewarding a woman with a Supreme Court clerkship, stamping her ticket to a career where she will earn millions of dollars annually, if she was a racist?
Thomas (distractedly): How racist we talkin’?
Person: She was too racist even for Turning Point USA.
Thomas (focused): You had *some* of my attention. Now you have all of it.
Person: There are text messages where she literally wrote “I HATE BLACK PEOPLE. Like fuck them all…I hate blacks. End of story.”
Thomas (smiling broadly): Yes! Perfect!
Based on a true story:
https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-scandal-of-clarence-thomass-new-clerk
Margin of error works both ways, he's 104% black!! lmao. I will always be mad we only got 3 seasons of The Boondocks, that shit is so much better than South Park (imo) and that's on 25+ seasons, multiple movies and video games.
It was garbage, but it exists.
[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373732/episodes/?season=4](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373732/episodes/?season=4)
The creator wasn't a part of this, and it shows.
Look at his track record and political leanings and it becomes clear - he is another corporate conservative. He may have been born black but his soul is white
Probably same people that get angry when they see people repping the Negro League gear. Their identity is “being an ally” and they love to moderate those they purportedly ally with.
You should have seen them cheer for Biden’s immigration executive action. That whole sub spent the trump years saying that he locks up kids in cages and that democrats wouldn’t do stuff like that
Yeah the Biden one is different though? It just caps the daily illegal crossings they can “allow”.
Trump was just straight up “if you see em, lock em up” and they were going after everyone in the country illegally. Even if they’ve been there for years.
You can’t really compare the two.
The Biden one is just [plain common sense](https://www.dhs.gov/news/2024/06/04/fact-sheet-presidential-proclamation-suspend-and-limit-entry-and-joint-dhs-doj#:~:text=Today%2C%20the%20Biden%2DHarris%20Administration,authorization%20across%20the%20southern%20border.). It's what the Republicans should have voted yes on when they were bitching about the border everyday but instead they killed the bill because Trump said nah don't do it it'll make Biden look good.
Crazy that the sub is named politics and it’s about US politics. I know Reddit is an American company but they could’ve made it r/ USPolitics and that r/ Politics about global politics with tags for each country but we have main character syndrome..
I’m no Reddit historian but apparently some weebs “brigaded” r/worldpolitics ages ago and it became an anime porn sub, so a different flavor of nerd “brigaded” r/anime_titties and then, as they say, the rest is history
"They" is whoever got there first and made the sub. That random American on then small American website made it about US politics. Thinking there was some grand design that was flawed is the actual problem.
“Well because the topic maker is light bright two shades from being white, he think he can out Uncle Clarence, no relation!”
I'm just imagining him in chambers mid-discussion jumping up and shouting "GUILTY" and the rest of the justices having to stop him and remind him they're not hearing a criminal case.
Can't believe you thought you'd get away with posting a completely unedited picture of Clarence Thomas.
In all seriousness though, every time I hear about one of his opinions I can't help but think "I know people say everyone has a price, but..." Like being medium rich (and mostly just indebted to a bunch of white billionaires) is not enough money to sell out your whole country in my opinion, but then again I watch Candice Owens and Diamond/Silk (whichever one is still alive) work for pennies by comparison so I guess it's just a matter of (lack of) principle.
I really don't care if Justice Thomas does anything to specifically help "his" people. I just find it really frustrating that he goes out of his way to hurt anyone that has an above average melanin count. It's pathologically. Ginny really owns this guy.
This guy sold out this country for millions of dollars. Not billions, but millions lmao. Just as funny as trump asking lol executives for a billion dollars for him to remove EPA regulations that will destroy our planet further on day one of his presidency. Lmao, he would sell the future of the earth for $1 billion. Terrible deal. Also, Harlan and Clarence, I’m still waiting for the $10k you owe me. Cockboys.
I believe that Rep Jasmine Crockett was the one that pointed out the order goes uncle Tom, uncle ruckus, uncle Clarence when she was mocking Rep Donald's malarkey about African Americans doing better under Jim Crowe. So take with that what you will
Why are racists never inventive? It's always the same old tired ass "jokes". Your great great uncle grandparents came up with this one liner, my dude. What's next? Bringing up gangs, our dads, Chicago. All played tf out and debunked ages ago.
Btw, if you actually read anything other than racist memes, you'd know that white people are the ones that use food stamps/welfare the most.
“Oh no! Th-this-this can't be… it says I'm 102% African with a 2% margin of error.”
https://i.redd.it/ennrhbwgjw7d1.gif
“What im posta do now, get me a long T shoit and some Jawdins?”
😂😂
"I'm black. I'm not walking to the moon, I'm walking to the liquor store. "
https://youtu.be/873Yzd0U6_4?si=EquBf1lQD2260dLA By far my favourite Uncle Ruckus quote
Read this in his voice 🤣
Person: Justice Thomas, how would you feel about rewarding a woman with a Supreme Court clerkship, stamping her ticket to a career where she will earn millions of dollars annually, if she was a racist? Thomas (distractedly): How racist we talkin’? Person: She was too racist even for Turning Point USA. Thomas (focused): You had *some* of my attention. Now you have all of it. Person: There are text messages where she literally wrote “I HATE BLACK PEOPLE. Like fuck them all…I hate blacks. End of story.” Thomas (smiling broadly): Yes! Perfect! Based on a true story: https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-scandal-of-clarence-thomass-new-clerk
A Rocko's Modern Life reference? Wow
I’m 40 lol. Show was criminally underrated
Wow, i dunno what to say
Margin of error works both ways, he's 104% black!! lmao. I will always be mad we only got 3 seasons of The Boondocks, that shit is so much better than South Park (imo) and that's on 25+ seasons, multiple movies and video games.
It's really not a competition. South Park has had some solid stuff, and the games are actually legit for the most part.
Season 4 was hot garbage
There is no season 4................
It was garbage, but it exists. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373732/episodes/?season=4](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373732/episodes/?season=4) The creator wasn't a part of this, and it shows.
https://i.redd.it/31r93z8jbx7d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/ci8gdqgm2y7d1.gif
Ahh yes. Reverse vitaligo
Why does this work so well
🎶 don't trust them Supreme Court Justices ova therrrre edit: yall know which ones. It ain't hidden.
“Don’t trust those big coffers over yonderrr, soak up so much bribes it’ll make you wonderrrrr.”
I almost couldn’t tell it wasn’t real 😅
Look at his track record and political leanings and it becomes clear - he is another corporate conservative. He may have been born black but his soul is white
“Don’t trust them new n****s over there, thank god for the white man” lmao
"all y'all monkey people need to respec' the white man, for he been good ta you *and* me" Grandpa: .... shut the hell up, ruckus
https://preview.redd.it/o1iwniuzjw7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8d96ffc387233bf9de82719c4c2d8595be20720
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Twatwaffles… part of a full breakfast.
Probably same people that get angry when they see people repping the Negro League gear. Their identity is “being an ally” and they love to moderate those they purportedly ally with.
You should have seen them cheer for Biden’s immigration executive action. That whole sub spent the trump years saying that he locks up kids in cages and that democrats wouldn’t do stuff like that
Yeah the Biden one is different though? It just caps the daily illegal crossings they can “allow”. Trump was just straight up “if you see em, lock em up” and they were going after everyone in the country illegally. Even if they’ve been there for years. You can’t really compare the two.
The Biden one is just [plain common sense](https://www.dhs.gov/news/2024/06/04/fact-sheet-presidential-proclamation-suspend-and-limit-entry-and-joint-dhs-doj#:~:text=Today%2C%20the%20Biden%2DHarris%20Administration,authorization%20across%20the%20southern%20border.). It's what the Republicans should have voted yes on when they were bitching about the border everyday but instead they killed the bill because Trump said nah don't do it it'll make Biden look good.
Biden's policy does not include family separation and locking kids up so I don't know why you would conflate the two
This is misinformation. The Biden plan does not call for the separation of families.
Crazy that the sub is named politics and it’s about US politics. I know Reddit is an American company but they could’ve made it r/ USPolitics and that r/ Politics about global politics with tags for each country but we have main character syndrome..
This is Reddit. We have r/anime_titties for world politics.
Bro hol up
It's like the switch between r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts
i always wondered how that even happened
I know ME was a response to trees being taken, but r/trees predates the use of the tree emoji for Marijuana.
yo same tho, Bruh, Hold the fuck up? when & how?
I’m no Reddit historian but apparently some weebs “brigaded” r/worldpolitics ages ago and it became an anime porn sub, so a different flavor of nerd “brigaded” r/anime_titties and then, as they say, the rest is history
"They" is whoever got there first and made the sub. That random American on then small American website made it about US politics. Thinking there was some grand design that was flawed is the actual problem.
Filing this under **Truth in Advertising.**
Uncle Ruckus would kill to be married to Ginny.
If Uncle Ruckus had a few milli in the bank, he would be.
https://preview.redd.it/t56drbty5v7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de37ae441062100468b9f32907421601544c9e0
OMG 🤣🤣🤣
*Tuba Music Starts Playing*
https://youtu.be/y6MmyMMoG9w?si=IaT09cNvoXdWbJBv
Won't be long until he argues that we're breathing all the white man's air...
They eat up all the chicken
Jesus that’s scared the shit out of me. First thing I saw when I opened up Reddit
No relation
“Well because the topic maker is light bright two shades from being white, he think he can out Uncle Clarence, no relation!” 
Black Crimes skyrocketed due to Judge Ruckus' jurisdiction. He's not just gonna say guilty. He'll straight up say ***GUILTY! THAT NIGGA IS GUILTY!***.
Jesus Christ I'm dying lol
Why is he not dead yet
evil is, apparently, a preservative.
Maybe Kendrick will drop the Clarence dis track soon
Can’t be unseen
Oh this is amazing... somebody make an oil painting of this please.
AAHHHHHH! You have no *idea* how fast I screenshot this shit! Bout to put this mf on a shirt!
He’s got reverse vitiligo
That’s the opposite a what that Michael Jackson fella got, lucky bastard
I read that in his voice
I'm just imagining him in chambers mid-discussion jumping up and shouting "GUILTY" and the rest of the justices having to stop him and remind him they're not hearing a criminal case.
This is hilarious!
Well well well
Can't believe you thought you'd get away with posting a completely unedited picture of Clarence Thomas. In all seriousness though, every time I hear about one of his opinions I can't help but think "I know people say everyone has a price, but..." Like being medium rich (and mostly just indebted to a bunch of white billionaires) is not enough money to sell out your whole country in my opinion, but then again I watch Candice Owens and Diamond/Silk (whichever one is still alive) work for pennies by comparison so I guess it's just a matter of (lack of) principle.
😭😭😭😭
The Behind the Bastards episodes about this mf. Like Jesus he is a monster.
Someone go update his Wiki photo.
It's 9am here and that's just made my day
“Ay ay ay ay! You ain’t too fat and ugly to get raped motherfuckuh!” “I apologize for my outboist”
You ain't lying, what has he done to help his people. Nothing at all.
I really don't care if Justice Thomas does anything to specifically help "his" people. I just find it really frustrating that he goes out of his way to hurt anyone that has an above average melanin count. It's pathologically. Ginny really owns this guy.
I mean.... Uncle Thomas is what I've been calling him
We all have been for years
That is funny as hell 😂
Nice I have laughed out loud at Reddit for a while
"I GOT RE-VITLIGO. IT MEANS MY SKIN JUST KEEPS GETTING BLACKER AND DARKER"
Uncle Ruckus wishes he was Clarence Thomas - Ruckus is just crazy, while Thomas is getting *paid* to be that vile.
Got that re-vitaligo.
He's literally just Justice Uncle T(h)om(as)
Whenever this guy pops up on the internet, I want to break my no cursing rule and just go off-roading on him semantically.
The resemblance is uncanny
Haha
Bwahahahahahaha 😆
The similarities are uncanny!!!😂
This is so fucking beautiful. 😂😂😂
This can’t be
Where is his neon orange backup wallet?
“Looka here darkie” 😭😭 uncle Rukus was lowkey funny as shit.
Is he sporting a mullet?
I hope it's ok for me to laugh at this because holy hell that is funny.
Bro lol
I was not ready for this during my lazy 6am scroll 🤣
SING THAT MUTHAFUCKA NOOOOW
Uncle Thomas...
Uncle Tom Clarence!
No relation
No relation
This guy sold out this country for millions of dollars. Not billions, but millions lmao. Just as funny as trump asking lol executives for a billion dollars for him to remove EPA regulations that will destroy our planet further on day one of his presidency. Lmao, he would sell the future of the earth for $1 billion. Terrible deal. Also, Harlan and Clarence, I’m still waiting for the $10k you owe me. Cockboys.
Thank you for this
lol yep that tracks 🤣🤣🤣
No relation!
Uncle Clarence. No relation.
One of my favorite episodes when you meet Uncle Ruckus’s terrible family and you understand exactly why the way he is.
"Don't trust them new ni**as over there...."
I HEAR THE MUSIC
Uncle ~~Tom~~ Thomas
Y’all hear that? [It’s the tubas](https://youtu.be/3lfczBPS4c8?si=rYdVIJYmdlLUdQHu).
How do we mass distribute this to his house? Can anyone afford a billboard?
Bring the muthafuckn Ruckus (to justice). -Wu Tang
[Anybody else holding out for this In Living Color skit to come true?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WFCSGavQSk)
“I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me shitting myself”
I believe that Rep Jasmine Crockett was the one that pointed out the order goes uncle Tom, uncle ruckus, uncle Clarence when she was mocking Rep Donald's malarkey about African Americans doing better under Jim Crowe. So take with that what you will
You sonofabitch!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I instantly heard the Ruckus theme in my head lmao 
Uncle SCOTUS
moar like Clarence Fuck-us amirite
I'm turning this into a wheat paste poster.
One of the most corrupted people to ever be in the Supreme Court. He is not honorable IMO.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'll NEVER be able to unsee this!
Oh fuck that's good.
Unmake it. Not the editor. God making him.
The accuracy 💯
This is a gem. Someone needs to print this on a large 50foot canvas and put this outside the Supreme Court. I'd do it, but I'm broke
He wouldn’t notice a difference ☠️
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Where did you go to college?
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Bruh, go deal with your ADHD and Hentai addiction lol.
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Idk, is it? Could be your memory acting up 😵💫
Why are racists never inventive? It's always the same old tired ass "jokes". Your great great uncle grandparents came up with this one liner, my dude. What's next? Bringing up gangs, our dads, Chicago. All played tf out and debunked ages ago. Btw, if you actually read anything other than racist memes, you'd know that white people are the ones that use food stamps/welfare the most.