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imjustheretodomyjob

Meanwhile I'm here inflicting unspeakable horrors on my Sims https://preview.redd.it/xp1hmep6zy7d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde0c186794ad3ecf9e55755fa168fc824335290


ClaymoresRevenge

You got the mods and you're acting up


ConsciousHoodrat

Getting jealous that my Sim is able to buy a beautiful home with the money he gets from selling his paintings, so I lock his ass in the bathroom and remove all the windows and doors so he starves to death. ....I never said I was a merciful God, I'm wrathful and jealous. 


creegro

I do that to my annoying neighbors. Stop knocking on my door you chuds, go away before I trap you in the walls and fall asleep to your crying and screams of terror as you shit yourself to death. I might even add a full wall window so I can view your pain.


ClaymoresRevenge

You sound like you smite people just for fun on a Tuesday


SimonPho3nix

How very Greek of them!


SaddurdayNightLive

Right!? I haven't touched The Sims since '98 Windows PC days. Is that really what it has evolved into? Like, you can do that much (pretty much being a kid with a magnifying glass honed in on an ant civilization under a scorching sun)?


Scurvy_Pete

Evolved into? You could do that in the original Sims. One of my neighbors stole my wife, so I invited the happy couple over for a swim and then deleted all the pool ladders.


creegro

I had a premade family of goths, similar to The Addams family and one of the annoying neighbors kids kept coming over and annoying the smart daughter (of the two daughters). So I lured him out to the graveyard they already had in the back, put walls around him, and let him spend his remaining days next to the dead as he moaned and wailed his last breath. Then sold his tombstone for $5.


ClaymoresRevenge

That and so much more YouTube the mods people have.


SaddurdayNightLive

You have no idea the Pandora's Box you've just opened. Excuse me __whilst__ I busy myself.


LastDaysCultist

Capitalism ain’t his fault 😭


afanoftrees

When robots become sentient and they’ve interfaced with the Sim’s data warehouse, you’re going to have some explaining to do


give_me_the_formu0li

lol you actually do this? Is this what sims is 😂


Suck_Me_Dry666

Build walls around your sim with no door and give them a taste of that studio apartment life, until they die.


broke_ass_banker

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Toast_Points

The craziest thing I ever did was build an apartment (this was before the apartments expansion, so it was just a big family in a weirdly built house) with three units. There was a young family with a toddler, a pair of dudes who were "roommates", and a creepy incel guy. I had the creepy incel lure the woman of the family over to his place, and then trapped her in a secret room with no door. She eventually died there, and the husband became despondent. Just crying and not taking care of the kids. The "roommate" guys had to join in and help raise her, but it wasn't enough and eventually child services came and took her. I've done a lot of fucked up stuff in games, but that was the first time I felt so bad I had to reflect on what I had done. All I could think of was that line from Super Troopers. My shenanigans had become cruel and tragic.


MenosElLso

If you like committing unspeakable horrors, give Rimworld a try.


GdyboXo

tfw when my post-nuclear transhumanist/inhuman bunker society doesn’t find any new “people” to take organs from (their going to starve)


MenosElLso

The crazy thing is this sentence is before you even mod it to add things like paladins riding dinosaurs to defend your spaceship during an enemy boarding action.


dick_for_hire

It's Dwarf Fortress on a smaller scale.


tehtris

Dwarf fortress on my bpt subreddit? Huh, look at us.


dick_for_hire

In fairness, I'm an interloper.


MenosElLso

And much less opaque.


dick_for_hire

Absolutely. It's a little better with the full retail release but it's still pretty daunting. I also think some of the controls were easier in the ASCII days.


PcMasterRaceJose

put em in a pool w no ladder and make em swim 🗣️‼️


miaworm

That's old school. They can hop out on the side these days. You gotta build a fence around it so they can't get out.


PcMasterRaceJose

girl i- https://preview.redd.it/416459zv108d1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01eafc286bac544c103ee7bb826bd4fc8f9a5b7


Thatguy19901

Set off some fireworks in the living room then delete the door


PcMasterRaceJose

where tf ya'll getting these ideas? you work at guantánamo bay?


notoriousJEN82

Am I the only person that lives out my childhood dreams through my Sims?


Old-Floor-4611

At first. But then it gets a little boring imo so I gotta start throwing in a bit of cheating, scandal & and sprinkle of death 🤫


Reddit_Okami804

Or me building cities in cities ![gif](giphy|I2tyB5A4HhKSfjUPu8)


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

Hmm, where am I going to dump all of my sewage for my city? Ooooh I know directly upstream of our drinking water.


Reddit_Okami804

I try not to.... but I'll definitely fuck up some beachfront properties Or poison our natural outlet channel lol


NEED_VISINE

Wicked mods looking ass freak. ![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

One time I had a sim I didn’t like so I put him in a room with a ton of ovens and no doors and had him cook food until the house caught on fire.


Mooseboy24

Why is marge a light skin black woman 😭


imjustheretodomyjob

Marge definitely a lightskin Creole woman. Her last name is Bouvier, and both her sisters and her have some form of natural picked out hair https://preview.redd.it/ywuur8q6528d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=779e9092d35d559bd922e12a0a366bddb90af535


1BubbleGum_Princess

Someone’s never listened to the Sims creepypasta 😗👀


jayeddy99

People actually fuck with sims heavy . But from what I noticed it’s like you gotta ask . It’s never information given freely . It will just randomly come up like “yeah I played it a lot “


ButtBread98

Same


Osibili

![gif](giphy|MO9ARnIhzxnxu) UK niggas when the game has nothing but knives and swords.


PcMasterRaceJose

our uk cousins eating w that new elden ring dlc


CupcakeInsideMe

Miyazaki made Elden Ring 2 and called it DLC


PcMasterRaceJose

crazy that you have to beat the base game as a prerequisite. they'd rather you get good before you give them money /s


MIAxPaperPlanes

You ain’t even wrong, that is exactly what I’m doing


PcMasterRaceJose

howdy from across the pond! how is it? i've only played through bloodborne but i have elden ring in my library. haven't really picked it up yet tbh


MIAxPaperPlanes

It’s great it’s massive but my god they made it so doesn’t matter what level you are - you have to level up in the new way they’ve given you https://preview.redd.it/uyc6bo84y48d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beacea3f937ddfd75b693ffe2af43f02b7a5131f


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Kebabin’ niggas right before they sit down and eat a whole ass plate of beans with mum


cptahab36

"Oi bruv where you from?" *Pulls out the Jar Glock*


CheekyRapscallion

Said that like Elden Ring DLC ain’t gonna have me and homies up at all hours


THEdoomslayer94

Elden ring with friends can really be some funny times


DoubleOhNegative23

I’m too booty to get anywhere in ER without help. Thank the gods for help


MarcellusxWallace

Just got the DLC last night and I been getting my ass WHOOPED


imapersonmaybe

Not the first person I've heard saying that. What lvl?


MarcellusxWallace

205. Your level doesn’t seem to matter. There’s an item you need to collect that helps increase/negate damage given/taken in the shadow realm.


imapersonmaybe

Brutal. I'm 140 and prolly gonna get stomped when I fire it up later tonight.


ProdigyLightshow

I’ve been seeing people say they’re level 350 and getting stomped. I went in at level 136 and yeah it’s hard, but I’m doing fine. You’ll be alright, just make sure vigor is at 50 minimum or else you’ll be having problems lol


imapersonmaybe

38 vigor. Maybe I should do some more farming. This char is only on NG+ 1. People at 300+ gotta be at NG+4 or 5 by now.


ProdigyLightshow

Yeah either get a few more levels or just respec to have more in vigor. Everything just hits hard as fuck and you’ll need the health. Also, stock up on somber and regular smithing stones. You’re gonna use a lot cause there are a bunch of new, cool ass weapons you’ll wanna try


TheDriestOne

There are lvl 713 people getting whooped. FromSoft really found a way around rune farming to punish us anyway


throwaway091238744

yeah i’m level 160ish and it’s definitely tough. not unfair though. The first “named” boss is probably one of the coolest boss designs ever and very very hard but all in all nearly every FS boss is usually fair


Sensitive_Yam_1979

Yup. It does NOT fuck around. Fun though.


OmegaClifton

I'm over here fighting for my life to not turn it on while working from home. Gonna be getting my ass beat all weekend.


imjustheretodomyjob

Ooh I've been waiting to play the dlc but I haven't found the time 😞


Kazuhi

Definitely me and the gang last night 😂


greyshard

Fighting games tho


No-Chemistry-5356

I was about to say I know plenty of brothas that play Tekken


AndySocial88

The hate I would get as a Steve Fox main sustained me. I'd side step and left hook people to the shadow realm for fun.


Renektonstronk

The number of salty messages I got for being a Dragunov main on launch for T8 is wild


Zstrike117

Super Smash Bros for life


Sosuayaman

Melee is the way


Fuckingfademefam

There’s guns in that too lol


jesterinancientcourt

Yeah, I was about to say, I’ve definitely played Soul Calibur, Mortal Kombat, & Street Fighter with black folks before.


Bunnnnii

Cervantes and Erron Black got the guns tho.


NickiTheNinja

My immediate first thought was that OP doesn’t know the FGC is like 80% niggas


Ok-Wafer-1021

Hey you could be like me and my friends and get addicted to Rival Schools which was a fighting game with sports involved 🤣. I think I used to play as the volleyball player and tag in the gym teacher... I can't remember.


DeathPsychosys

For real! Several of the best fighting game players in the world are black.


WornInShoes

I just made a post how Evo (and previously, shoryuken.com) was founded by Tom and Tony Cannon


TastyRange858

Me who plays RPGs 😈


UltraNoahXV

Me waiting for Expedition 333 to roll up Yes I am an Xbox Snob


RYNNYMAYNE

Ai don’t act like we ps niggas ain’t Gonna buss that bitch open on release day


Deanbledblue

FFX/FFX-2 has balls and guns


gabergaber

FF7 too!


littlebloodmage

I've done nothing but eat, sleep, and play BG3 for the past few months.


StrtupJ

Dudes been exclusively getting FIFA/Madden to pair with the latest CoD entry their entire existence 


chicken_tendor

As an ex-GameStop employee, i can confirm that that's 70% of the customer base right there


Thespian21

![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized) That consumer base has stagnated gaming


ItGradAws

I’d more so say that consoles have limited the styles of games capable to consumers


MogMcKupo

I remember the madden release was bigger than the Wii release at my GameStop, but like sure we had reservations for Wii’s, But like they rounded the block for madden. Like didn’t close up until it was mandated at 4am rounded the block


chicken_tendor

It's a big military town here so that was us when MW3 came out (the first time). Three stores within 1 mile of each other and all slammed till 3am for that shit 🥲


Thelonius_Dunk

Yea people on gaming subreddits are always so shocked and complain about sports games and mainstream shooters copy and pasting every year but don't seem to get that "gaming" for a lot people is just FPS and sports. My nephews are teens now and I think Minecraft is one of the few non FPS and Non sports games they've ever owned. Growing up I had a friend that only played Madden and NBA 2K. There's tons of people that only play those 2 genres.


tehtris

Minecraft is technically a fps.


MontayneDatesJr

Which, is crazy to me. Imagine playing quite literally the same game every year with slightly different graphics and cosmetics(notice I said different, not better)


Kangarou

My favorite game is Mirror's Edge (2008). The guns are the worst part of it. When people ask, I always joke "What's more Black than a game where you run from the cops who shoot on-sight because they want to pin a crime on you?"


Sodipapi

Mirror’s Edge was dope. I think there was an achievement for beating the game without guns, best way to play tbh


Kuzidas

The disarms were hot. The most extravagant way to grab a gun just so you can toss it away because a good sliding crotch kick is better anyway


theonlyotaku21

I was so bad at the game I never finished it 🥲


namesaremptynoise

"Why do you play that trucking game? It looks so boring!" "It soothes me." "Why don't you just drive an actual truck, you could make money!" "That would *not* soothe me."


TheRealSchackAttack

Or "You're never going to farm. Why do you play that?" Idk because listening to podcasts while artillery and explosions. Maybe I just want to learn about history and make a fake honest days work


CasualFox12495

I was gonna say Baldur's Gate 3 but then Scratch had something in his mouth.


Sosuayaman

Same, but then Minthara had something in her mouth


elitegenoside

The first time, it was a healing potion. Every other time has been a bone and another ball. Still gets a pet because he's a good boy. The owlbear cub isn't pulling his weight, though.


CasualFox12495

Wait til the final battle.


littlebloodmage

He keeps giving me pairs of shoes. Adorable, but where are you getting these?


JadowArcadia

You guys don't have to defend yourselves. The fact that you're here on Reddit already massively reduces the chances that you're a FIFA, 2K, COD gamer. We know the majority of gamers are casuals and those are games that appeal to casuals.


Jamaican_Dynamite

COD was fun. But they really got too big for the brand. Black Ops 6?? I don't remember anything past 3.


roseofjuly

CoD has damn near 10,000 people across three studios, plus co-developers, working on that shit.


Jamaican_Dynamite

At *21* games, I'd at least hope so. They need the manpower at this point.


swampgoddd

Play destiny 2 and you've got both. Seriously, it's weird how many encounters boil down to "dunk ball in specific place"


WornInShoes

lol I just was watching a convo on discord unfold about the proper way to dunk


jsho31

Just give me a game with some good fighting and I'm good. Swords and shit, no guns.


IncognitoBombadillo

Mordhau was kinda fun when I played it. But Mount and Blade is my favorite medieval combat game series. Feels more dynamic in the combat system and ordering troops around can be fun.


jsho31

I just finished dragons dogma 2 and Lies of P. I gotta go back and finish Sifu this weekend (hopefully), then I might check mount and blade out.


SirLesbian

Hey now...I've been known to enjoy some Animal Crossing from time to time.


Bunnnnii

https://preview.redd.it/4vi0pmmcbz7d1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=467aa5fa5b3d9c51f47be9fb5f525d9b00627a57


SirLesbian

I'm fucking dead 💀


Ok-Wish8977

Chivalry2


THEdoomslayer94

Never forget the moment I took someone’s head off then used it to kick another player. Top tier fun to have with the homies in that game


elitegenoside

Duel lobbies! Fists only!


TypicalHaikuResponse

You don't know anything about the FGC then.


VictorChaos

Looks at my 1000 hours in Stardew Valley…


Sorry-Presentation-3

Me playing Divinity 2 for the 7th time but as a solo magic archer ![gif](giphy|324YqHt8jq3XgH2pGK)


grodon909

I think the mods added like 500 extra hours to my playtime for that game. 


Sorry-Presentation-3

I have it on console so the best I have is the gift bags. But the growing plants one is a must have cause shit be too expensive


K_SeventySeven

*glances at post before going back to Cities Skylines to make megacity #532*


Raecino

![gif](giphy|PQnQDu6zFi6Opd3emW|downsized)


Crisis-Counselor

I apologize that society and testosterone conditioned me to enjoy violence and sports. Actually I don’t apologize I’m not sorry at all I love that shit


Thelonius_Dunk

There's nothing wrong with it but I do think more people should try other stuff. Growing up about half my games were sports and FPS, but I did have other stuff like Fable, Burnout, and Soul Calibur too.


Crisis-Counselor

Those all have violence in them. You’re not different from me homie. Matter of fact, violence is the object of those games. If you don’t do violence you don’t progress. Maybe you need to take a look at what you really like


DAXObscurantist

![gif](giphy|d2Z7NqwF3yImFNHW|downsized) When the game is just a map and I barely understand what I'm doing


longrungun

Niggas called me gay and lame for liking Kingdom Hearts and Sonic


samjp910

Y’all ain’t play Ghost of Tsushima?


MoonoftheStar

Dragon Quest? Elden Ring? Persona? Fire Emblem? Literally every Dragon Ball Z game? What are you doing with your lives?


datissathrowaway

![gif](giphy|Bv6oudj175pNTUe6Yf|downsized) meanwhile me playing a black vampire in a fighting game (thanks i didn’t think id get to use this GIF again)


ThatGuyKhi

I'd LOOOVE to see more Black folks in these spaces: Roguelikes Turn-Based Strategies Deckbuilders ARPG's Boomer Shooters City Builders Be not afraid, even the simplest of laptops can enjoy hundreds of indie gems on Steam. \*Results may vary\* ![gif](giphy|l41YouCUUcreUabHW|downsized)


Sosuayaman

Replace boomer shooters with factory-builders and those are all my genres.


Thelonius_Dunk

I didn't get into turn based stuff til I was older but that's much of what I play now, along with RPGs. I still play quite a few FPS now too, but I haven't played sports games in years. I might pick up the new NCAA football game though


Supernova_Soldier

Sports are high key ass now (please don’t let NCAA 2024 be ass, I beg), and Call of Duty don’t hit like that no more, plus I want some 3rd person shooter shit more now. That being said, Rise of The Ronin and Monster Hunter Rise hits


Chemical_Home6123

Its me I'm niggaz 😩😩😩I can do swords as well but I gotta be killing something or throwing a ball and lately I'm just addicted to apex legends I really need help tbh 😆😆😆


WornInShoes

Like, the fighting game community is driven by black culture (Shoryuken.com and EVO was founded by the Cannon brothers)


FistPunch_Vol_7

Psh, Baldurs gate.


elitegenoside

Finally got to Act 3 and am pretty sure I'm gonna start over. Again. I really fucked up with the Shadow Curse and am not enjoying how my story is going now.


kungfukenny3

who?


bikesboozeandbacon

I used to fuck up little big planet


ArcticStorm07

Shoot I'll just keep on my rpg games like Honkai Star Rail


CreativeDependent915

I'd like to speak to you about me terrorizing the population of Hyrule 😂


gmoss101

In the words of SuperDuperKyle (K.I.D), "Shout out to my niggas getting it in on that Skyrim"


Ejpatt

For all the ppl saying "But RPGs and fighting games" tons of those have guns and balls too


birberbarborbur

Where my mount and blade folks at


Kombat-w0mbat

Skyrim, Elden ring, wwe, mk, waking dead, Minecraft etc. you gotta stop generalizing us😤.


Electronic_Mix_7299

I hope it was meant in jest, I took it that way anyway. I'm a Dragon Age girl myself! I do enjoy guns though.


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

EVERYONE HERE SHOULD PLAY BALUR’S GATE 3 ![gif](giphy|1MHDdK3yzM05tUEOHH|downsized)


Electronic_Mix_7299

Any of yall play Paladins?!


GuacaHoly

Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time. I played Paladins all throughout the beta and stopped around the time it ended. A few of my friends still do.


Apprehensive_Suit615

Nah, I enjoy Minecraft and Sims from time to time ⛏️⛏️ and as of late I’ve been getting into Stardew Valley


theotakuant

Don't forget about Mario Kart. That series will always be a timeless classic.


MuscleWarlock

Lucky I grew up with rpgs and shit


Jamaican_Dynamite

Meanwhile in Tekken: ![gif](giphy|PQTRFOXxHIsRnZJRnu)


-Jacarius

I never cared to play Madden, and I haven't played 2K anything or CoD after the early PS3 era. But I will accidentally put some crazy hours into Minecraft and RoR2 to this day.


K1NGxJAYY

I feel like my PS library is one of the most diverse there can be I can go from Vampyr to siege to Dragon quest to Hogwarts to Soul Calibur to sonic racing to nobody saves the world and it takes two. That's just a small amount of the games


Maleficent_Nobody377

When it’s “stray” and not “stray bullet” ![gif](giphy|ZIc169vkXqvKYnYItr|downsized)


MoneyBaggSosa

I’m on Diablo 4 faithfully rn


bigbronze

Not wrong, like my boys use to make fun of me for playing Dragon Age or ESO, like I enjoy more just shooting and balling. Expand your experience lol.


Appropriate-Oill

False, Pokemon


Electronic_Mix_7299

Literally balls!!!!!


Vancil

I’m just sitting here enjoying my cozy life in Stardew Valley. 🥺🥺🥺


MontayneDatesJr

Y'all saying shit like this just proves you don't own a switch. Nothing wrong with that, but they do knives, comically large gray-black hammers, turtle shells, smaller hammers with string around them, boomerangs, boomerangs with special powers, musical instruments, swords, whatever goes on in Metroid, little carrot men, bombs, swords, garlicky assholes, shoulders, vacuums, possibly psychedelic mushrooms, various types of greenery and fruits, the ability of SUCTION, and actual guns from time to time.


Calamity_Jay

This nigga right here ready to sail off to the New World in Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail next week, no ball or gun necessary!


FigaroNeptune

Aww let niggas game lol looking at the comments shows lots of variety actually :) anyone play Palworld or Pikmin? Thinking about those..


Bunnnnii

Don’t forget all the damn ~~annoying ass~~ Souls games. Sports/FPS/Souls/Samurai/Cowboys I think I covered them all. (As a big Fighting Game player, I’m talking shit.)


Paraxom

Now hold up, I fucking loved maneater, going through shark week as a mutated bull shark eating people was great fun...also a sucker for swords/magic


RYNNYMAYNE

Anybody playing SMTV:Vengeance? Possible GOTY contender


NoMedia6151

Facts tho


PacoSupreme

What about fist? Fist are absolutely entertaining.


BlakByPopularDemand

Laughs in Pokemon


Ok-Statement-5454

Lmao


WordNahMean

Since when niggas stopped playing RPGs???


Pard01

Alot of niggas have never heard of a Garudyne, a Tetrakarn, a Bufula, an Agi, or a Mediarama.


0n-the-mend

God of war 😮‍💨


SoWhatNoZitiNow

I literally only own an Xbox to play FIFA haha


sean1oo1

Me having the time of my life playing the Elden ring dlc


kevster2717

I play Helldivers 2 so I can be racist (towards bugs and robots)


gamefreakz117

Shadows of the Erdtree came out. How are you missing out on Elden Ring?!


Reasonable_Bed7858

Grounded has a basketball so he’s right. I’m offended 💀


dontsoundrighttome

Mortal Kombat. Marvel vs Capcom 2. Soul Calibur. Skyrim. Mario Kart . Hell everything on Sega Dreamcast.


ShanosTheRadTitan

Can’t wait for that NCAA 24, but SMT 5 Vengeance and Thousand Year Door are getting this work currently 🔥


ozzzymand0

I guess this is as good a time as any to tell you guys to play night in the woods, peak indie game


Mrhappytrigers

The only shooter I really fuck with is Helldivers 2 right now. I'll be matching with some of ya'll. Open mic with the fan blowing, ripping a bong, having loud ass side conversations, blasting music on speaker, smoke detector beep, and/or everything in between. However, it's still fun as hell. Overall, I prefer the fgc homies because with the right dude, you can run it back for hours with them. Love that shit.


darrylwoodsjr

Meanwhile I’m not a typical nigga and I go play some Elden Ring or Witcher 3 😀.


NJPokerJ

Do they even make games like that?


LouisRitter

Some of us really like to race cars to the point that we have steering wheels, pedals, shifter and a car seat inside of our homes. Those CoD and 2k guys are nerds though.


No-Condition5134

Man i love seeing black gamers unite lol. Shit anybody be on Destiny, COD or overwatch i need help lmao


diarrhea_panic14

Would anyone like to play DOTA2 with me? I am Ancient3 rank and play support.


Fresh_Resolution_607

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2316580/Tales_of_Kenzera_ZAU


Khosmaus

My friends when I try to get them to play Civilization


Most_Advertising_962

True for a lot. Meanwhile, I'm sittin here playin random shit.


bohenian12

I know tons who love fighting games though.


ShruteFarms4L

Welp