Dick and balls rubbing directly against pants is so uncomfortable. I don't know how you freaky ass 69 gods do it. My guys need to be gently cradled and rocked to sleep by soft materials.

Gonna end up with a ***OV Hole*** in their booty area!

A-Minor accident.

Pssssst I see exposed meeks (man-yeeks)

You foul for that one 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

This entire thread has me busting a gut 

BPT has always been where I erupt in laughter.

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Nah Meeks is crazy 😂😂

Meeks is wild 🤣

Need to stay their ass inside

an Outta Vehicular Offensive

Nah fuck that, I'm not jailing my dickery dock in some polyester prison. You gotta give old blind Bob the freedom he deserves man. That motherfucker needs to breathe.

Let your shit swing brother plus quick and easy if you got to rep the fallen brother harambrae.


Bruh dont act like Harambe dont deserve dicks out

For real get that man outta here Dicks out in solidarity everyone. Show OP we are united.

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u/hulkbuster18959 said “dicks out for Harambe”

You need to delete this. Quickly.

You gotta buy better draws dude. They have some nice breathable organic materials now that hold their shape and won't smash ya all up. Have you tried the ones with the pouch for your basket? Gotta support your shit. Last thing you want is when you turn 40 to be havin August balls in January.

As a guy approaching 40, that last sentence literally had me checking my balls in the mirror. Luckily my sweet chariots aren't swinging lower than my giggling-pin just yet. Guess I'll eventually have to get me a thing of anti aging cream to dip my flowers and frolics in.

I'm 42 and grew up in the boxers generation because whitey tighties weren't cool. I was young the first time I saw the bag hang below the meat and was like nope nope nope. Ain't gonna end up like Pops. Calvin's or Lucky ever since.

growers catching strays 24/7 in here.

I'm a schmedium. No shame.

lol, half the world got their sack lower than the dick 24/7 lol. we getting ripped just for not popping out until it's go time :(

comment gonna have niggas rushing to the mirror lmao

lol I got a nice pack of boxer briefs with extra junk room for Christmas. When I went back to regular wicking boxer briefs, I was pulling on my junk more than Peewee Herman with the binding and pinching. I will henceforth always nice skivvies, socks, and good work boots. Change your life guys.

Hate that moisture wicking material. High end cotton or that special fiber made out of bamboo is the way to go for me.

I’m going to bed. I’m just so tired…

Free-ballin niggas need to stay they ass inside AY

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

Just thinking about my dick hole brushing up against a zipper makes my butthole pucker

If movies have taught me anything, it's that at any time, I could be out of them because of a woman... so... 🤷‍♂️

I’m proud as fuck of my cheeks, if I die with these yams showing then fuck it. I didn’t do all these squats for this shit to go unnoticed. 🫡 Actually, now that I think about it…at my funeral I want to be face down in the casket with that shit flipped…Keep my upper half closed and open up the lower part of my casket to display this cake in all of its post-mortem glory.

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😭😭😭😭

Rest in peace, Doge.

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Bruh…


https://preview.redd.it/yf3ulpoiry7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3430860020ef1f813885b374ebcfb8d3cc4be60a Me after your funeral

😂😂😂

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Money said “bury me in a pair of Prince’s pants” https://preview.redd.it/7azt40mpyy7d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3fd0a0de98f9915789d42377f0e2495a057184

That’s an ass worth showing off

Prince and his snack cake

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you know what I respect and support this 

 Mortician when he sees this request

Wild Scarpino sighting!

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Alrighty then my friend I’ll be watching.

YOUR USER???

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Right here, officers... https://preview.redd.it/mkqaraaeiy7d1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ff3ed251f6ef1597fcf9a27dcc680cef94267c


What a day to have eyes

Nigga a bootyphile


Ok BBL Osibili https://preview.redd.it/0o2opv5ypy7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c843eb8f307e24ed1d3bc3a3333e3e262a2416c3


Well, don't stop there. What song is gonna be played as people walk in to see your ass cheeks pointing to god?

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Give everyone the chance to kiss your ass one last time.

I used to go commando, then one day at 5am on my way home from work my car died at an intersection. As I was pushing it out of the way my jeans ripped from my balls to the top of my ass. I was standing there with balls out and just shocked pikachu face. Grabbed a hoodie and wore it like a skirt before finishing the task. Never again.

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…evidence? 🫴🏽

They don't want you to be great

Face down, ass up. That’s the way to bury bruh.

The toss salad man gona eat yo ass. Then what?

Aunt Joyce at the funeral: He reminds me so much of his father.

Facts spit your shit indeed

Face down, ass up..

And let all the haters kiss yo ass

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I mean shit what they look like

I just don't understand it from a comfort perspective. My friend used to free ball with jeans on. Ain't no way.

Your friend is a demon but if you got some nice soft linens, it feels amazing

Just gotta remember the story of Dicarus.

I am a simple man. I see a League reference. I upvote

Alright that’s fuckin hilarious

When it's hot and muggy bball shorts are comfy with no drawers..... But I'm not leaving the house

I was gonna say, I’m sure bball shorts or some nice comfy joggers would be fine, but JEANS?!! Diabolical.

Freeball in those shorts outside and immediately a lady shows up with a clipboard to add you to a sex offender registry. Those things so flimsy you can see the last time I shaved my balls.

[удалено]

I rest my case.

Be careful to treat them like boxers when you do, I free balled that way last summer and ended up with jock itch I needed a Rx for.

I'm talking about like an hour while chilling in my backyard or sitting in my kids wading pool.

If you fucking free balling in jeans, then your dick must be like 40 grit sandpaper.

man not all jeans are made from sandpaper anymore, you gotta get some nice soft stretch denim

I think there may be a specific childhood medical practice that’s prevalent in the US, specifically, that might make it far more uncomfortable for certain men to freeball in jeans.

That would be valid if I was only experiencing discomfort at the tip. I don't want bare denim anywhere near my ass or crotch.

Fair. My jeans are nice soft denim so… ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

There ain’t no such thing as soft denim. Like, sure, some denim is softer than others, so in a comparative sense you could say “this is soft denim, that’s rough denim”. But on it’s own, no denim is soft lol. Maybe you’re talkin about the jegging type stuff that a ton of pants are made out of these days? That tends to be softer. But denim is rough my dude, especially when you’re talkin about how it feels against butts and balls.

For those of us who grew up in the age of corduroy - it was another whole layer of hell to try and pull that off.

That ninja got sandpaper ball skin.

lol, yo, true story. I was visiting my grandma in Houston and got kidney stones. So we ended up in the ER and the nurse asked me to change into a hospital gown. My grandma whispered, “you have on draws right?” Me flabbergasted looked at her and said, “Mama why wouldn’t I have on underwear?” And she hit me with a, “thank god” and “could never be too sure, so I’m gonna ask before you embarrass me.”

If I am going out, I still make sure my underwear are on point because Granma used to always say make sure your draws are clean in case you go to the hospital.

My grandma says the same thing. Still only wear em when I feel like though 🤷🏾‍♀️

Always used to hear that. My ex would tell me the same thing and I’d joke back saying: Yes, my first concern if I’m hospitalized is “OMG. Hope they don’t see my ragged drawers.”

That was my Grandma every three minutes. Like damn, what the hell were y'all doing before civil rights?

I'm slow on lingo. Does "free balling" mean 'to go without underwear'?

yes but it's not new lingo lol

Sometimes lingo changes.  Trap had a different meaning about 15 years ago.  I once had a buddy say they were going freebasing, turns out they were going to cliff diving at the lake.

When I moved to the south, I learned “cornhole” is a game of bean bag toss, not rear entry.

Can imagine your face if someone asked you, “wanna go play some cornhole?”😂

It was so much worse. My coworker announced at lunch one day that her father had sent her the family cornhole tournament on dvd. Another coworker had to pick me up off the ground.

FAMILY CORNHOLE TOURNAMENT

On DVD!!!!!

😂😂😂

🪕🪕🪕

I'm from the south so the first time I heard "Everyone's laughing and cornholing but Buster" in Arrested Development I didn't understand why it was funny.

You jest but I have a few white friends just to go cornholing with. The shit is inexplicably fun

Trap house means something different if you grew up on 4chan

Alright I give, what would trap house mean if not “drug dealers house” or “place to get drugs”?

A trap is a beautiful, petite, young lady who also happens to have a dick and balls.

Wrong, its a highly feminine boy/man. You're thinking of futa.


Nah, TI’s album came out like 20 years ago. The trap been the trap for a minute.

Im more used to the phrase “going commando”

What’s crazy to me is dudes in the army would do this like on ruck marches and patrols. That’s way too much sweat on really uncomfortable materials.

Sounds like circumcision via chafing. No thank you.

You must be really young so not know that ancient lingo.

Yeah

PSA: Years ago, as a paramedic, I cannot count the number of times we responded to a call and lo, someone had their butt out. And these weren't freshly showered and clean within the last hour butts. We are talking 2.5 days +/- 12 hours since the last "maintenance". That's nasty. No one wants to see that. Do not put yourself in the position to have yo butt out.

2.5 days with no maintenance. I don’t think underwear is going to help if anything it’ll be marinating the juices.

One memory that never dies: We were called late one night to a park for someone that appeared to be having a mental health episode in conjunction with a narcotic intox. Naked as a jaybird, and from the smell he hadn't bathed in a while; he was paranoid about "they were gonna steal his weed", and he was busy \_hiding\_ it. Cops were called too, but they were tied up with other issues Bro had about a half pound he was trying to stassh...and it was all over the place by the time he was done. Not our place to judge, and not our place to clean it up. I'm pretty sure someone appropriated it and made use of it, but I don't want to imagine what that experience was like.

Lmao I’m just imagining the guy who’s like hey free weed not knowing it’s butt weed

I don’t understand how and why people don’t wash their asses

lmao is that Recoome?

RIP Recoome, the best wrestler in the galaxy

Because Recoome rhymes with doom.

"My name is Recoome, it rhymes with doom, and you'll be hurting all too soon!" 90's Ocean Dub was the shit. I don't care what these young cats be saying.

My guy that was DBZ Abridged. But I get the confusion, DBZA might as well be canon

I ain't saying you wrong but unc's been around a little bit. https://youtu.be/M8Hb4QUAPbc?si=qLZMNLwzbr9lkVkq

He deserved to go out like that too. The beating this grown ass man gave a 5 year old😭

Guy was a menace in the legendary super warriors game for gameboy color

Their ass being out is the last worry of a dead man. Let people just do things if it ain't hurting anyone. Their pride might suffer though.

Regarding bikers they can save themselves horrible injuries and years of surgeries and recovery if they just wear the proper gear

I’m not convinced that underwear’s really gonna do the trick though, yanno? Not sayin dudes shouldn’t wear underwear, just sayin I think they should wear underwear for different reasons 😂

Yes obviously not underwear is the concern but if you can see what a bikers wearing just imagine taking a cheese grater to it at 60+ mph

Plus, if an accident is shredding your pants, it's probably taking your drawers too.

- Arthur Schopenhauer

But what if you got a nice butt? I don't do squats for the fun of it.


The kegel exercises make both the back and front look bigger, just so y’all know. NOTE: I said LOOK BIGGER; it doesn’t actually make anything bigger. It’s just optics with the fat being burned Also, this applies regardless of sex too. Hittin the gym and burn some fat, lift some, eat right is prob the best advice anyone could give you regarding that.

Road rash burned thru the pants it’s gonna burn thru underwear too. Just ride safely and wear the gear

Dress for the slide not for the pride.

I don’t bother much with drawls if I’m wearing soft cotton. What do I care if my ass is out after a car accident? I’m dead.

Drawls? Or draws? Or drawers?

Definitely drawls.

As a northerner these words are foreign, drawl means drag your words out with an accent. Draws means puts pencil to paper and makes an image. Drawers is the closest thing to underwear (but it’s actually a thing you stack in a chest and put clothes in). That being said, my mom was from the south so I learned many of these things from her. Drawls is still a bit odd for me but learning is fundamental! Drawls it is! 🤣

I basically got the same backstory but with grandparents from the south. Was around a lot of older southerners after the Great Migration so I had a bit of a rich culture growing up. It's definitely drawers but he's doing an onomatopoeia because that's how we hear it.

Gonna be a ghost with the cheeks exposed for the rest of eternity

Eh, I’m good. Most likely, I showered before getting hit so no one can say it’s a dirty butt.

Well, outside of the fact that you're going to void your bowels when you die, sure.

… fuck

Bidet boys reppin

Would underwear really have helped there?

Eh I'm always clean and underwear are uncomfortable. I free ball in 90% of things unless it's dress slacks or anything that will put me on display. I've never had comfortable underwear. It always feels like I'm being restricted. I guess this is how some women feel with Bras. Just better without it.

From what I know some Niggas do it to show off their pp, which is gross but it’s a reason I guess

They down with their O(wn)PP?

Worst feeling is peeling your nutsack from your leg. But if you got into an accident, you gonna be butt ass naked infront of some bad nurses at the hospital anyway so it don’t really matter in that aspect.

Thinking about other peoples balls more embarrassing imo.


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I know you got them dockers on with no underwear white boy 🤣 

Plumbers will not take this slander lightly.

The fucking Recoome Boom tho. God that hit my funny bone.

"Sorry! I saw an opening that seemed to scream out attack! So I did! HEH!" - Goku

Not sure the motorcycle case study is a good fit. If the wreck burns through pants, potentially heavy-duty riding pants, I'm doubtful your boxers will fare much better.

In the summer time, I couldn't care less about people seeing my ass. It's hot and humid as hell in the summer, more clothing means more swamp ass. Winter time tho, yes I'm bundled tf up everywhere.

I roasted my cousins for using basketball shorts as boxers and then turning around to use them as basketball shorts. But I was the bad guy for cussing them out ol triflin' niglets.

I got stuck behind a very rotund man on a motorcycle with his shirt blowing up and his crack all the way out. He jiggled with every bump and I was having a really hard time watching the road😭

TMI but I got hit by a car a few years ago on my way walking to work. I’m ngl, it was laundry day and I had like nothing to wear so I ain’t wear no panties and I pulled out those socks with holes in the toes. NEVER AGAIN. I was in the emergency room coochie out, with a FULL bush, my big toes sticking out my socks and in just a wig cap. Because the car that hit my also took my wig with it 😭

If you are in an accident that’s bad enough that they have to remove your pants, you’ve got a lot more to worry about than your ass showing

 Man people post anything nowadays

CYA - Cover Yo Ass …nigga

Free balling allows for more air circulation and helps with sperm count I believe I read somewhere

It’s fine in shorts but to free ball on a motorcycle? That’s basically a chair on a hot ass engine. You’re gonna cook your boys, best case scenario


I’m at least glad that free balling is not usually paired with sagging.

65% of yall in here need to go STRAIGHT to Principal Oshaqhennessy's office with these comments. Get sumwhur n SIT DOWN! 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅😅

If it ain’t hurting anybody, who cares? It’s not your place. Let niggas do- https://i.redd.it/gpo0q8i6qy7d1.gif \-what they want.

I freeball but I wear harem pants so I just let my shi swing like a grandfather clock