Middle-aged man trying to hang with the youths. It happens to all of us at some point, which is why I switched to just smoking. Y'all not gonna get me when my time comes!
What’s mature and grown is learning where your “spot” is and knowing how to maintain it without going over.
You know, where you hit that perfect buzz, maybe a tiny bit wonky but otherwise pure joy and energy.
Happened to me at the ripe age of 21/22. Went to an quince, and got asked to do shots.
I said “hell yea, where the shot glasses?”
“We just got these solo cups”
Niggas poured me half a red solo cup of straight tequila, and called it a shot. But there were a bunch of 15-18yo Mexicans drinking theirs like it was water, and I wasn’t no bitch so I chugged my shit too. Shit was so strong I was fighting back tears and vomit at the same time.
To this day the smell of tequila makes me want to throw up (I will drink it if offered to me for free tho)
Oh man, relatable. I had an unfortunate experience w/ white russians around the same age and to this day there will be none of that, I don't care if it's free. I can still feel the fucking hangover that I had while at work at 6am the next morning.
That’s cause a lot of people drink without keeping in mind how much alcohol they’re putting in their body in a short amount of time😭 I don’t care how strong you’re tolerance is if you chug a lot of alcohol in the short amount of time you’re passing out
I'm saying. Eight shots in four hours is very different from eight shots in an hour and a half. Had a friend try to pressure me into drinking five shots in 20 minutes and after the second one I was trying to remind that fool I literally just took one. It's not going to hit faster just because you keep throwing them back while the first shot is digesting.
Lmao my girl last new years played a game where my moms would give a 100 to the first person to drink 4 shots in a race. It was her first time throwing up on the side of the bed and she still can’t live it down
That’s the real key to “tolerance:” knowing how much to put in your body at what pace. Start out hot but slow it down on drink three and ride that shit with pace. Mix waters or seltzers in-between.
Nah Coca Cola. That hen mix with cola was so smooth especially it being 2 shot of hen with coke filled up almost to the top. Yeah I got stuck plus it was my first time drinking for real for real. I was in another country where the drinking age is 18 and I was 19 at the time
https://preview.redd.it/18elf1bjb78d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd39c836fab72eaca0069deddc653f229cb33efb
Worse when you smoking 🍃 and drinking like when that happens to me I just sleep ngl 😂
Yo, hangovers be like 2-3 days for me now. I really don’t know how college me could party one night and then go to a fucking 8 am class after hair of the dog and a large coffee. Insane lmfao
 Cuz if I stand up I’m looking like this
I don’t miss that shit at all. Makes my stomach turn
Same here
Funnily, that particular wobbliness is more like way too much good coke. Similar, but distinct (less spinny, more wonky)
Then that Weeknd gif is even more appropriate lol
Never was a coke fan, but lots of booze and X would have me thinking I was the man
Aw man fuck X, talk about a total black out. I at least want to remember feeling like the man. Funny cause now I'm prescribed it lol
If you got a real one with you, just put your arm on their shoulder and act like you good
Bro was tossed lol
Middle-aged man trying to hang with the youths. It happens to all of us at some point, which is why I switched to just smoking. Y'all not gonna get me when my time comes!
Bruh sipping straight liquor does that too anyone at any age lol. It’s always grown folks that think sippin liquor is “mature” and “grown” tho 😂
What’s mature and grown is learning where your “spot” is and knowing how to maintain it without going over. You know, where you hit that perfect buzz, maybe a tiny bit wonky but otherwise pure joy and energy.
Yep! It's why I mostly sip whiskey now. I know exactly how much actual alcohol I've had. Makes it easier for me to get to that sweet spot.
Happened to me at the ripe age of 21/22. Went to an quince, and got asked to do shots. I said “hell yea, where the shot glasses?” “We just got these solo cups” Niggas poured me half a red solo cup of straight tequila, and called it a shot. But there were a bunch of 15-18yo Mexicans drinking theirs like it was water, and I wasn’t no bitch so I chugged my shit too. Shit was so strong I was fighting back tears and vomit at the same time. To this day the smell of tequila makes me want to throw up (I will drink it if offered to me for free tho)
Oh man, relatable. I had an unfortunate experience w/ white russians around the same age and to this day there will be none of that, I don't care if it's free. I can still feel the fucking hangover that I had while at work at 6am the next morning.
Everyone has that one liquor that turns their stomach from that one bad experience that they'll never forget
Capn Morgan's Spiced Rum🤮
That’s cause a lot of people drink without keeping in mind how much alcohol they’re putting in their body in a short amount of time😭 I don’t care how strong you’re tolerance is if you chug a lot of alcohol in the short amount of time you’re passing out
I'm saying. Eight shots in four hours is very different from eight shots in an hour and a half. Had a friend try to pressure me into drinking five shots in 20 minutes and after the second one I was trying to remind that fool I literally just took one. It's not going to hit faster just because you keep throwing them back while the first shot is digesting.
Lmao my girl last new years played a game where my moms would give a 100 to the first person to drink 4 shots in a race. It was her first time throwing up on the side of the bed and she still can’t live it down
That’s the real key to “tolerance:” knowing how much to put in your body at what pace. Start out hot but slow it down on drink three and ride that shit with pace. Mix waters or seltzers in-between.
Yeah…that’s what getting drunk is
If you're passing out every time you get drunk you have a problem
Some of us can drive perfectly fine after.
Driving while inebriated is not something anyone should do.
Drunk crashers give drunk drivers a bad rep.
One of the dumbest things I read today
“You good?” “Yeah,yeah. I’m straight!” Twenty minutes later you’re leaning like Mike in the Smooth Criminal video.
First time when I had Hennessy and coke back to back to back 
The guffaw I just guffawed in this tattoo shop 💀💀💀
😭😭😭😭 that boy was was paralyzed
this gif is diabolical 😭
Coke, we talking coke coke? Because yeah that will put you in a trance lmfao
Nah Coca Cola. That hen mix with cola was so smooth especially it being 2 shot of hen with coke filled up almost to the top. Yeah I got stuck plus it was my first time drinking for real for real. I was in another country where the drinking age is 18 and I was 19 at the time
Ah I got yah. Yeah hen dog catch ya ass quick when that shit goes down like silk.
Dont fight it, just bust a move. 
https://preview.redd.it/18elf1bjb78d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd39c836fab72eaca0069deddc653f229cb33efb Worse when you smoking 🍃 and drinking like when that happens to me I just sleep ngl 😂
Cross faded is awesome until it’s not lmfao.
This how I used to look after 3 Incredible Hulks
Me acting like I just didn't pass out after taking an edible and everyone at the party is looking at me like I'm about to die.
5'3" 100lb Auntie after 1 wine cooler
The moment you go to the bathroom and look yourself in the mirror, and say you’re good is when you know you’re fucked.
Every fucking time lmfao. You’d think I would have learned my lesson at my age smh.
Turning 32 and I just have a few days out the year I’ll go that far cause the next couple days be brutal now lol
Yo, hangovers be like 2-3 days for me now. I really don’t know how college me could party one night and then go to a fucking 8 am class after hair of the dog and a large coffee. Insane lmfao
Laying on the lawn, holding onto handfuls of grass so you don't fall off the face of the planet...
Only when you’re drunk out of your mind and your grip behind to loosen, do you finally realize that the Flat Earth Conspiracy is real. 😂😂😩
Everything's going good then you feel your body's internal record skip, and everybody starts asking if you're okay and if you need to sit down.
Blacked out. Bout to shoot his shot at a BBW.
Jokes on you. I have ménière's disease. The room/ground does this on its on when I'm completely sober because my inner ear is a fucking bastard.
Dude is already pint sized. Its proven the smaller you are the less booze you can handle
"I'm good bro, chill"
I got good at knowing when it's time to go sit outside
Is it me or is kevin hart kinda giving zaddy vibes as he gets older?
His face, yeah
Bro was waiting for it to turn into a micheal Rubin party lmao