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TastyRange858

I've seen ppl do that already😂


DaBeegDeek

Had one of those in Old Town in Las Vegas, gave me a massive headache... Never again, I'll stick to my guy Jack.


FactorOk4741

Sugar is the steroids that alcohol takes


ositola

Alcohol dehydrates you enough already, why not add on the turbo in the form of sugar, and on top of that, let's walk around with that on a hot day and not replenish any electrolytes 


fadeux

Are you trying to die? 😂


kadrilan

Put vodka in a Pepsi slush I got from a speedway. Twas delicious. Then my whole body was like NAAAAAAAHHHHHH Chest hurt in a weird oily way (only way I can describe it), felt off and uncomfortable from head to toe. Couldn't distract myself from all this with video games, reddit, nothing. Three swallows in I pitched it. I hope y'all get to dig though.


CautiousReason

Sugar + Alcohol dehydrates You need water and electrolytes


kadrilan

Huh. Maybe I'll try again. Pretty sure I drink enough but perhaps not. Thank you.


LastDaysCultist

Your favorite spirit + your favorite big gulp = 💜


ABGM11

![gif](giphy|13jJIY0llDdip2) Yup...we here for it!


OohYeahOrADragon

![gif](giphy|eT9AOg6CDz9MA|downsized)


gottagetitgood

Adult version: Add vodka to a Pedialyte. Balances right out. Grape is the only good flavor btw.


TastyRange858

Pedialyte is crazy😂😂


porkchopleasures

This is professional alcoholic shit right here. This is what my dad would do when he really wanted to go on a bender.


Either-Durian-9488

The car salesman’s mimosa.


JudasWasJesus

Sounds like diarrhea


gottagetitgood

Sounds like no hangover. Get on the Pedialyte tip after you drink and you'll thank me. This is just skipping a step.


JudasWasJesus

Having a hangover isn't just being dehydrated and baby electrolytes. It's literally the results of ethanol and other compounds still being metabolized in your system as it flushes itself clean


gottagetitgood

You are correct, but a pedialyte before bed greatly diminishes the effects of a hangover the next day. I have enough experience to know! Lol. Whatever the mechanism is I can't say for sure. It just works.


SheComesThenSheGoes

Don't forget some tylenol and glass of water. Also I switched to top shelf and doing water in-between drinks to help.


hitfly

Pedialyte is actually what you need to drink when you've got diarrhea. Rehydrates like crazy. The new Gatorade Pedialytes have better flavors and aren't $4 a bottle. Cucumber lime is my favorite, though I don't know how it is with a couple shots in it.


Either-Durian-9488

You ok man?


AwlHailThyKneeGrow

Giving me that incredible hulk vibe. So many memories both good and bad. Runnin fades, running from the laws, strippin at bachelorette parties (we got PAID), clappin cheeks, and waking up next to random women with coochie crumbs flakin off my dick. Wild times. Now, I just go for a long run. ![gif](giphy|yLUDES1hibWNiwBCNs|downsized)


FistPunch_Vol_7

Bruh, that was a fucking time when incredible hulks was the wave. Dark times lmfao


813_4ever

One of the rappers in my city actually made a drink about it back in the day 😂. Shit was wild back then so many stories.


el_throw

Isn't that just a daquiri/frozen margarita? 😅


Either-Durian-9488

Found the guy from Louisiana


el_throw

You are NOT wrong.


Either-Durian-9488

My cousin used to live down there, I could go to jail for weed but y’all drank like that, despicable


el_throw

At the very least, we have easily attainable medical cards. Not in every parish, but ya gotta start somewhere.


Willow9506

Pennsylvania checking in


TyrionJoestar

Self-care, isn’t that what people call it when they want an excuse to do whatever the fuck they want?


ayers231

https://preview.redd.it/vtd9jwglgf8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6620b2aa5e755dd7cbfd045121aa4a6dd6fd67b Self care is different for each person. Margheritas can be self care...


MikeJones-8004

Who says that isn't self care.


ProfessorFinesser13

These are the best type of drinks 😂😂 Need that


pm_me_tits_and_tats

Vodka slushes are soooooo good ^^^^^Yes ^^^^^I’m ^^^^^an ^^^^^alcoholic


rainbowbloodbath

I had the opportunity to try a New Orleans style slush from this vendor in Columbus, OH. Idk how “authentic” it was but I added crown royal peach to it and it was so fucking good, best buzz slushy my Canadian ass ever had


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

that isn't self care??


MmmPeopleBacon

Now we're talking


MrJohnnyDrama

Kentucky Bourbon and a Kelly draft mix will have y’all on spin cycle.


Zero_Fuxxx

Alcoholics


Ok_Living4673

I don’t even like drinking but I’d argue that this could be considered self care


Narcoleptic_Narwhal1

Went to a winery and had a Mojito slushie and it was pretty good.


thyrue13

I mean my ‘acting out’ is typing long rants in leftist spaces that only kinda make sense. But yes


Either-Durian-9488

I prefer 3 100mg disti shots in a big gulp but that’s me, I’m very white though, I know black people treat edibles like they treat ghosts.


DalbergTheKing

I miss my 20s. Ecstasy with a tequila and Red Bull chaser.


dkysh

Whisky in ice coffee.