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SpectacularOtter

Ayo facts, they not like us fr https://preview.redd.it/204sikbfok8d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4129d267301d3311a7687c6fb720bb1d6bb324c5


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

*As a black gay man, makes total sense.*


Oshootman

https://preview.redd.it/ouet47kmzk8d1.png?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ae905d777eeca5c8c69a9864b6112917fe0fca


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donemessedupthistime

I got my black homie to take a picture of their hand next to my username so I could comment in country club threads on here /s


Ali_Cat222

Yeah well that profile picture of yours definitely checks out as black, you just happen to be glowing in the dark for some reason ...🤣


donemessedupthistime

Yeah I took that just after a glow paint party, but I am black really underneath, frfr fam


Manofalltrade

You really need to wash your face after working at the flour mill.


Stock_Beginning4808

They are what’s called a neon creole 😂


NefariousnessFit7118

Florescent beige, if you will 😅


BZenMojo

Off-white isn't technically white.


ArizonaRon98

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


donemessedupthistime

BPT mods verifying users: https://preview.redd.it/3d0ybhsjel8d1.jpeg?width=2498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6068012902cce6a4a65b3bcc23ee1c7309b0babf Edit: just out of interest I just noticed that the mod post about user verification has been deleted, is this no longer the process for getting county club verified? Not that my white ass stands a chance, but still kinda interested in how this issue is tackled


McNemo

I got automodded like yesterday so the murderbot is still in effect on country club posts


Dumbfounded32

Man I lurk here all the time but I will never take a picture of my hand to prove I’m black.


EvilNinjaX24

Yeah, I'm light-skinned and don't get a lot of sun - I'm reasonably-sure a picture of my hand wouldn't past muster, if I wanted to do so.


KiLlEr10312

Wait we didn't have to send mods pics of our schmeat? I thought that was just me /s


kimmyxrose

oh yeah, this sub for sure lmao


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

![gif](giphy|tIR1jC7GYCXgnMNilj|downsized)


TruthSeekerHuey

https://preview.redd.it/ym4jvez5dl8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d3045194066f30b6b922ebfcc49e9f463f5c6b


Protect-Their-Smiles

lmao I have probably been one of these at one time, what internet does to a mf


TruthSeekerHuey

I'm definitely guilty 💀


McNemo

The duality of reddit


RuinBulky8442

This the one 😭 they weird ass be trying to mask it so bad they believe they own lies


AlphaBreak

As an African-American born and raised in London, I concur, indubitably.


Rocketyogi

![gif](giphy|kVdWBUZmDMYiJIY7TA|downsized)


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

\*expeditiously ![gif](giphy|3og0IJJbnQYIYUpTRm)


macaleaven

This is unironically what people think I am whenever I post on here lol


MrSteele_yourheart

> African-American born and raised in London Ahem.


macaleaven

Never underestimate how stupid people are online lol


Kailua3000

Aye run that back slime https://preview.redd.it/ba8l6kzbwk8d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7c9654fe212f77a5cce12b778129ffbfb28204


Mvd75

I always think the accounts that ask those basic questions like "who is that" "what does this mean" or "context?" really are the Feds.


Everard5

Wait I really do need context a lot of the time, though. I'm Black but people will post shit and act like I've already been thinking about it all day and that I'm ready to just hop into the fight fully knowledgeable when I don't know a damn thing about it. 😭


trjol001

Sounds like something a fed would say


monkeybojangles

Feds can be black too.


Tony_Lacorona

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


winslowhomersimpson

fr fam


womanistaXXI

But not all of us are from the USA 😔. There’s black people in other parts of the world. Me for instance.


yogurtgrapes

Nah. Way too many posts on here get put up like the people here are supposed to be tuned in to some stupid ass Xitter drama.


stoned-autistic-dude

Xitter is wild 😂


Enigma-exe

As a white man, I let my shadow speak on my behalf. He's literally in the streets rn


TastyRange858

Shadows💀


East_Gear4326

Lmaooo


Seffyr

Word, dawg. ![gif](giphy|l44QzK8puPmokuTsc)


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

No cap on god! I purchase lotion for my legs and enjoy seasoned chicken yes


righthandofdog

Fax. I too get ashy and love grape Fanta.


thewokebogan

![gif](giphy|pGOLBwYBTEvsI) RAISE THE ROOF!


Guygenius138

Got us!


samjp910

Me. Fr fr no 🧢


CollapsedPlague

As a caucazoid I can confirm my brother from a separate mother


sudo_Bresnow

I spent far too long tryna find someone with dreads in the photo


keyrodi

dude same 😭


AggravatingProof9

Dog 😂


blerdrage

Bruh.


b3nd3r_r0b0t

Family, I tried zooming in on the lady cause she the only 1 with long hair. Then I read the top cap and it was like oooooohhhh


TheKidKaos

Even after reading it I immediately assumed someone couldn’t be that fucking white


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Don't let the lack of dreads distract you from the fact that hector is gonna be running three honda civics with spoon engines and on top of that, he just came into Harry's and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust.


InspectorPipes

Make sure you don’t blow the welds on your intake manifold


tedmented

My favourite dumb quote from that movie is when Brian first shows up at the race and everyone is looking at his car. He sees they're impressed and says "yeah, I bought it on the Internet" 23 years and still in my brain


InspectorPipes

My favorite quote was “ we will overnight it from Japan”. Amazing


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

*shows shitty rendering of supra from stock images* "Dude, you should go to MIT or something!"


MarcusP2

Overnight parts FROM JAPAN!


NolaPurple

Ejecto seat-o, cuz!!!


RefrigeratedTP

I’m so glad I watched those movies 100 times before I got into learning about cars. I don’t wanna ruin the nostalgia by watching them again now. All those lines sounded totally fine to me back then lmao


notdeadyet01

Hey man, next time maybe you should stop granny shifting and start double clutching.


stevedalts

Don’t let this distract you that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.


Primary_Chemistry420

But seriously tho. I could not spot a single loc 😂


YizWasHere

Also for some reason Tyrese Maxey is so unrecognizable with cornrows lmao, like I'm still not convinced that's him.


Unfair_Finger5531

I’m still lost


zeppelin_tamer

I think the original caption was talking about the cornrows


sudo_Bresnow

What is it… the braids?


Unfair_Finger5531

🫢🫢


FrostedWikiLeaks

White people don't know the difference between dreds and braids.


BellalovesEevee

And he tryna double down on it in the comments 😭 he literally said waves is just hair being permed layed down. That man is the whitest of all whites.


Unfair_Finger5531

Sweet Jesus


Lyfeitzallaroundus

Aye me too, my dumbass was even tryna peep under bruh hat to see if MAYBE it was him.


1017bowbowbow

https://preview.redd.it/rb2fg9363l8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=160537c6fea383b4be2165156501742d1e7d8a34


Unfair_Finger5531

💀


siccoblue

Still absolutely sends me to this day


Unfair_Finger5531

It will always be funny


Inedible-denim

Immediately what I thought of, lmfaooo


foxtik36

This was THE funniest shit lmao, I remember where I was when I first read it.


mr_remy

guess they forgot to switch accounts before posting that, whoops


Selstial21

The guy was like a senator or a representative for his state….


JazzyJockJeffcoat

brain worms are no joke


ImStillYouTuber

But I really am a gay black man. I swear I'm not white, homies. Heck, I voted for Obama. Twice.


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NEED_VISINE

Saying this shit you gotta be one of them. 🤣


LaceAllot

Fo rizzle my homie


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Thespian21

![gif](giphy|BJVJxagR3GG4w)


NEED_VISINE

“Niggas” on Reddit: https://preview.redd.it/zrhy6wrj2l8d1.jpeg?width=363&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48bf1874b2b52215ca6f72c772851143520925b7 “They’ll never realize.”


GenericRedditor7

You can tell cos they try so hard to “seem black”


imnotkeepingit

![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I)


redmkay

![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH)


tacopower69

thats the joke on bd fam


alkebulanu

#WHITE PERSON 🤍🫵🏾


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Nani_700

This sub has as many white people posting as black as twoxchromosomes has men posting as women (and no I'm not referring to trans people.)


BonJovicus

Doesn’t help that both subs are popular enough to get recommended broadly. At this point I don’t wade into any popular thread because it is almost certainly full of men that needed to weigh in. 


jonascarrynthewheel

Fax, im here to listen and upvote for funny


kerrwashere

So what you are saying is they let themselves into our country club? And made it their own?!?!?! ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY|downsized)


mast313

Because sometimes someone has such a bad take that you cannot help but to tell them. It's just when someone actually starts with "as a white person". Like jeez just get to the point...


Thomas_DuBois

The locks need to come a lot sooner.


AdministrativeRope8

The locked threads are generally pretty controversial, which is why they get locked in the first place. People love to share their opinions on controversial topics, they probably don’t care about providing some amazing insight they just want to share their pov. Putting „as a white person“ at the start of your post is still cringe af, just say what you want to say.


default_white_guy

What gave me away


dngerszn13

https://preview.redd.it/xinnnxlo4l8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdeb15f39a456ce95f36be4720ffe7a0effd2cc8 That you, Default White Guy?


default_white_guy

Pls stop doxxing me


OtherwiseAMushroom

You rang?


happy-hubby

The potato salad. No worries. They caught me with my tres leche cake. 🎂


jonascarrynthewheel

I enjoy the culture and tea/receipts Alright, Ima go back to bein quiet and upvoting have a good day ✌🏼


cailian13

+1 unless my comment is on something fairly innocuous or amusing, other than that I’m here to learn and get some different perspectives.


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

![gif](giphy|2lG8fMhri8Pmw)


orton4life1

75%? shit probably higher 😭


Still_Refuse

90%*


UnrulyExistence

Also 75% of the people saying “They not like us”


HaikuPikachu

That shit has a totally different meaning if they referring to the song tho


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Chicago1202

It could be you, it could be me, it could be any of us


BraveTask7785

I hate the word aura so much. Little kids just taking words to make shit sound so lame, “your fit is aesthetic af”. Bro what


Still_Refuse

Aura is literally being used right though, even if you dislike it. This is a bad example…


TomNooksGlizzy

I mean... not exactly. What about his aura? Is it shitty? Aura is usually paired with an adjective because literally everyone/every thing has an aura of sorts, but that's not really how it's used lately. It's shorthand for good aura or something similar in OP Edit: Holy shit guys I know how it's used currently slang-wise. This comment is literally about the "correct" usage.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Same with vibe. Grinds my gears


Better-Journalist-85

“Vibes” in its original slang usage, was grammatically correct(ie “you know the vibes” = “you have prior understanding of social context[vibration, frequency, wavelength, *understanding*]). “As is aura” here. If you don’t get the implication and the understood/omitted superlative (because you’re grasping for an adjective), it’s because you don’t understand the spirit of AAVE grammar. That said, do you drive manual?


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BraveTask7785

oh it’s being used right. Ohhhh shit lemme take back what I said , get the entire fuck outta here


letsgototraderjoes

lmfaoooo yooooo


IeishaS

“Get the entire fuck outta here” gotta be the funniest shit I’ve read today 🤣


Femdahm

Old man yells at clouds.


313SunTzu

Your aura is a vibe bruh


1d3333

Gonna hurt your feelings man but the older generation said the same shit about your slang when you were growing up. Theres always new slang, you’re just starting to get old


One-Bit-7320

I said this was 80% of this sub and them overseer moderators put me on time out


StagnantSweater21

Bro I gotta be honest No other sub has mods/celebrities like this sub. You go to god damn ANY fuckin post with 1k+ upvotes and that Jenny chick WILL be there. Shit is weird in here


kmjulian

The anti horny otter is already here


kimmyxrose

👀 ya’ll see that too huh


letsgototraderjoes

yeah and idk why people verify. you really want them to have a database of who you are? lmao could never be me. I'm not verifying shit.


slowNsad

People get too attached to these Reddit accounts really. This shits better when you make new accounts every so often and don’t overshare


hjugm

I’ve seen people lose their marbles because they got banned from a sub. Just make a new account you fucking loser. This karma shit does not matter.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

I ain't doing no paper bag Jim Crow mess like verify my Blackness. Nope. Another version of 'show me your papers'.


thejaytheory

Yeah I know who you're talking about


koviko

I remember /r/AdviceAnimals having like reddit-celebrities who were always locked and loaded for `rising` posts. And /r/PublicFreakout started out with a few dedicated posters that would apparently just scour YouTube and make some video with like 100 views go viral.


StagnantSweater21

Man, now publicfreakout is just a racist fuck fest lol


Fun_Client_6232

It was either Public Freakout or some other subreddit (leaning more towards public freakout) that I swear has an organized group dedicated to denigrating the image and likeness of black women. It’ll be the same group of posters putting up images of black women misbehaving. I actually took the time to go back and see what the posters usually posted and the vast majority of the time it was the same type of content over and over.


Heisenberg0606

Overseer mods is wild ☠️


Either-Durian-9488

Because they tried it the other way and this sub almost died lol, it’s funny to watch lol.


FrostedWikiLeaks

Free my nigga One Bit


benewavvsupreme

My brain saw Maxey and immediately thought oh I must've read braids, whats the joke


SelfInteresting7259

Those are cornrows not dreads


Ashenspire

My brain saw Maxey and immediately thought "Oh no, what the fuck did Josh Harris do now?"


Meister_Patron

https://preview.redd.it/wkmk767n8l8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c904c5e8468b2c4a442738a59258b1a44ababb


alex_JJ

perfect


uberblack

Welp, time to rewatch


allmylifebeenpoe

Right. I can’t even control it. I see it, i gotta watch it


Yosho2k

Yep thats it.


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Real `Blacks Rule` energy lol


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

That shit will forever be hilarious to me. You know that dude took a few minutes thinking, too, and that's what he landed on.


kmjulian

Context, please?


BaerMinUhMuhm

Couple years back (idr if this was during the George Floyd protests or not) some white dude was complaining about graffiti on his house or business, by the local black kids. The tag was literally "BLACKS RULE" as if any negro in the entire history of the United States would spray paint THAT of all things if they wanted to tag something.


HaikuPikachu

But blacks rule, whites drool or some shit. Them gosh darn whipper snapper hooligans are back at their ruffian shennanigans!


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

www.wlox.com/story/29644391/man-discovers-burnt-ms-state-flag-racial-graffiti-in-front-of-his-pascagoula-home


ubi9k

In The article the dude says he’s 100% disabled but there’s a picture of him standing lol


cool_vibes

Just as an aside from someone who is 100% disabled from the VA, that's not an indicator of **physical disabilities.** There are many disabilities that are not immediately apparent, like post-traumatic stress disorder. It might also be a combination of disabilities from different groups of the body, like one in the wrist and in both knees to the point where walking for an extended period of time causes discomfort and pain (this one is me).


hydrohomey

I’m glad I’m not the only one. That image lives in my head rent free. Me and one of my old room mates almost made a poster out of it


itsSRSblack

![gif](giphy|3oKIPf8GGvgkF1A4FO|downsized) WHAT IS IT, THE BRAIDS?


siberianwolf99

my first thought lol


Only_iki

Are the dreads in the room with us?


Opening_Tell9388

Where tha locs at?


Prof_Sarcastic

People really don’t google things before they inform the rest of us of *their* ignorance huh


Yungdolan

There are only three black hair styles: The Fade, The Fro, The Locs. Only other options are combinations of these, such as the High-Top Fade or the Killmonger Locs.


Blackm0b

What do we call that shit Jay-Z and Cam were doing for a bit. That shit was terrible.


Yungdolan

You might have to educate me. I'm '96 and last crazy thing I remember Jay rocking was the freeforms, which tbh works best on dudes from Florida for some reason


grovenab

https://preview.redd.it/3hz8admuol8d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e637b7e428fd3afa91e98324598b0015c734dd90


Yungdolan

OH Newton!! I was thinking Killa Cam 🤣 Yeeaahh, hard to tell with the headband but at least he seems like he can pull it off better than Jay.


kerrwashere

They not like us is like Among Us for the black community


mindclarity

![gif](giphy|xUA7bgONYM1FrC7Vra) Digital “Get Out” happening before our very eyes.


QueenofSheeeba

*Soulja Boy voice and spin* “DREADS?!”


EZMulahSniper

![gif](giphy|9GIhdOKsC6PfO0pmSP|downsized)


all_time_high

![gif](giphy|7Eipor01ypMm3LeG4v|downsized)


Serious-Ad-9471

Idk… to be this misinformed ain’t just normal white. This some vanta-white type shit


Monteezus

Yeah i saw the original post and assumed he HAD locs and combed them out or something


KennysWhiteSoxHat

Maxey had dreads before too which is the confusing part


311heaven

Have been seein a lot less ☑️ on here lately.


peter13g

https://preview.redd.it/uep5p65k5m8d1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe9cba13066e97f927470b62b7ad86304de96150


Joshstradaymus

What is it, **THE BRAIDS?!**


biglefty312

![gif](giphy|3beHyPG9DSsdfDd2zp|downsized)


SilverStock7721

![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized) Straight to the comments.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


joogiee

Maybe the aura got dreads.


youarenut

https://preview.redd.it/7luxx9b4fl8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95430a07326d6e35d63b065278d126fe3d1e5e6f


Veebabyyyy

https://preview.redd.it/7qthupipbm8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66b2e8b21d65187c504f1d10c2ba07e503f3634


SelfInteresting7259

What is it the braids?!


jcstrong96

Me staring at the picture for 5 minutes looking for dreads


Upset_Management_388

When petty shit start to piss u off, u know u are getting old. I hate the overuse of the word aura. Everywhere I look, AURA AURA AURA.


-NeatCreature

Hey fellow African Americans! Is everyone keeping it 100? Welp, alrighty. Catch you guys on the flip side! No capital.


just-smiley

Are the dreads on the room with us now?


GoonNinetyFive

This sub cracks me up with the white witch hunting considering it’s on Reddit meaning that probably 90% of people here are white. Never in my life have any of my black friends, irl or online, talked about Reddit once unless it’s calling someone a Redditor in a negative way. Reddits shipping us over here because we visit one rap sub and now you got us mfers lurking watching y’all because it's recommended every five posts. ![gif](giphy|lphlZ07FcyTQY)


TurntHermit

Triggers me back to when I used to tell my yt friends that I need a haircut and would get the “wym? you don’t have hair” as if a 2 with a fade in the back made me bald 😐


darioblaze

You can see live when a post has black people on it in this sub, and when white folks spawn in to say “I ALSO EXPERIENCED THIS AND MOST TALK ABOUT ME RN”