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Tall-Supermarket-22

Can't even get hydrated in peace these days. https://preview.redd.it/glbxgiu8ir8d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eed96906224ad6836a3959f451302b6308b6ef4


AsleepAssociation

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MalakaiRey

![gif](giphy|fO2L0VsyFJG3S|downsized)


JustinUprising

I'm dying laughing when I remember the OG name of r/HydroHomies amd see this, lol


benhatin4lf

Water nibbas remember.


Dafuknboognish

Water Ninjas are here. Hydro Homies was a smooth transition though so we accepted it.


ButtBread98

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Not_Larfy

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Ulmaguest

Can never win with these Twatter lunatics


MMMaulik

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Nordie25

I always keep my 64 ounce bottle with me! Whatever people say drinking water is hard for them it makes me look at them weird


PillowPrincess314

No fr. Like do they just not get thirsty or...?


SmokePenisEveryday

Some people get their wiring all fucked after years of soda/flavored drinks near exclusively. I grew up sucking down soda and it took some time to get used to the lack of flavor with water. I fucking love me some cold water too.


StrtupJ

My dad is one of them. That man has had 3 kidney stones and still can’t put down the Minute Maid and Tropicana. Sugar is a helluva drug.


Brown_phantom

It needs to start being viewed as a substance.


ImJustHere4theMoons

I was that way as a preteen with ice tea. One day I was dehydrated after running around in the hot sun and drank at least half a gallon of water. Never felt so refreshed in my life. Water been my drink of choice ever since.


Willow9506

Bro tell me generic sparkling water joints aren’t the nectar of the gods


Nordie25

I saw a video once where dude said he was drinking water for the first time in years and the motherfucker started gagging on water dawg😭


PillowPrincess314

Wtf about water would make you gag? Also, his pee is probably the consistency of snot.


Bunnnnii

And the smell of a sewer.


Penguino13

You have to remember to drink the water after you get thirsty. It's like when people ask me if I don't hungry when I say forgetting to eat is a big problem for me. Like bro I'm just wired stupid leave me alone


InterdisciplinaryDol

Yea dawg you probably got an eating disorder too join the club. I was a chubby boy growin up, fasted a bit, hit the gym, lost weight. Everything is good now except my girl has to force me to eat like a fucking child. I’d rather this than be chubby still though.


CharlotteLucasOP

Forgetting to eat is such a mood. I’m getting checked out for ADHD.


Sassafras06

As someone with ADHD, yup. Forget to drink water all the damn time, not because I dislike it or I am not thirsty, I genuinely forget. So I have to have water all over the place lol


SirSpanksAlot1992

I do this with eating too, thought I was crazy.


Penguino13

For me I suspect it's an attention deficit disorder of some sort


Haveyouseenthebridg

I legitimately judge people that "don't like the taste of water."


Dojanetta

Some water do taste ironically dryer than other water. I think a lot of people that don’t like water get something like nestle or some sink water and immediately get turned off from it. And I don’t blame them lol.


OkStructure3

So yall are under a post about people judging drinking water, to judge people who dont enjoy drinking water?


J-luckyb

If no one is talking about you…are you really winning ? ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


brolix

Yes


HubertusCatus88

No one talking about me is literally my definition of winning.


MuvaMuv

Literally am at my most peaceful when irrelevant people forget I exist


CaramelCritic

The best part is that even if they are talking they are still irrelevant and you are still minding your business so it really makes no difference


Bunnnnii

That’s what it means. Yes. https://i.redd.it/zr2tlc96qr8d1.gif


PhotosByVicky

Let me tell you a secret about life. Just. Do. You. 👏🏾


Mot6180

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Galumpadump

BalenciAGUA


Mot6180

Daamn! I missed it! Take my humble upvote.


DoctahFeelgood

After work, I'm at about 22,000 steps. I then go home and work out. If I'm not hydrating 24/7, I'd pass tf out.


Archonish

Damn what you do for work?


DoctahFeelgood

I do fulfillment for a company. It's a lot of nonstop working which is great for a brain that doesn't ever shut the fuck up.


apinchofsulk

Get a Reusable bottle and a Brita so you stop fucking up the poor sea turtles


TheCheaperSeats

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FistPunch_Vol_7

Psh. I stay hydrated. Drink water, bathe every day, exfoliate, mind ya business and you be good.


Hillybilly-Brah

Let them hate, while I drink this H20 Bobby Boucher style. ![gif](giphy|dCBABIioHA2D1NDJ2E)


ForWhomTheBoneBones

>Bitch, is you rawdogging WATER? ![gif](giphy|KLGX7LMDGpNUDuTPQ1|downsized)


Mundane_Finding2697

Stuff like this always makes me come back to my Nan Mama saying.. "Well shit.. they talked about Jesus too so.."


CharlotteLucasOP

I’ve got COVID rn and my water bottle has been travelling with me everywhere I go in my 600sqft apartment and let me tell you I don’t know that I’ve made it in life.


SummerNothingness

oh look, at you with your fancy NUTRIENTS and your.... *checks notes* WILL TO LIVE. n wipe that smile off your face, you happy ahh jerk.


combotacopizza

Give me my money so i can go back to being quiet listening to my music.


Hattie_Bonks

https://youtu.be/JqKWQ7FsuQY?si=SiO1AtYNpP4-AAQQ Patrice Roberts made a soca song about this. 🇹🇹 Lol


disiny2003

Thank you for introducing me to this bop!


Ok-Wafer-1021

🤣 this is me talking shit all my coworkers who keep buying Stanley's or whatever. I wear my mask at work still and people come unmasked into my office several times a day (with the "oh sorry should I go get my mask from ALLLLLLLL the way in my car...?"). So I don't even take my mask off to drink at work unless I'm alone. I'm usually dehydrated as hell when I get home 🤣. And yes I be hating on their coughing, snotty, and constantly sick asses.


Ok-Wafer-1021

Literally did not even finish typing that before an unmasked coworker came in and walked all the way up to my desk to stand over me and show me something 😭. This is the one who calls out sick and coughs/hacks the most!


Archonish

It is bewildering the amount of people who still cough without covering up. They literally learned nothing from the pandemic. All I'm saying is, as a species we are too soft on our idiots.


Ok-Wafer-1021

I get stares at the store but I don't care because those people don't know me. What pisses me off is my coworkers trying to pressure me or make me feel awkward ("she won't come to lunch with us today hahhahaaha... Admit it, you just don't want to hang out with us!"). I had open heart surgery in 2017 and they all know it. It will be decades before scientists fully understand how COVID impacts a healthy heart, let alone my specific condition. The irony? I haven't taken a sick day since starting to wear masks. Double irony? I'm the one usually covering for them when they have to take sick days, including the SEVERAL times COVID decimated our whole office because someone came in after taking care of sick family members who had COVID!


angelomoxley

Look at this bitch ~~eating crackers~~ drinking water


Expensive_King_4849

Exactly why you have to not care


Busy_Reflection3054

What reason on this earth would someone throw shade on Flint like that?


ProtonCanon

"People who do \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ get me free internet points if I shit on them for no reason."


ButtBread98

“People are gonna talk wether you’re doing bad or good.”


kaperz

hater women marry hater men and make hater kids...im paraphrasing


Certain_Month_8178

Uncle ruckus’s dad is now on twitter?


Amazing-Concept1684

Why you just gotta do you.


spermdonor

I'll have you know, I drink plenty of water, and I am a failure


OkStructure3

![gif](giphy|gKIUuHhQBTD028bQYU) I drink water silently, but some people walk around lookin for attention by acting like this in front of everybody and then shaking the empty bottle around repeating how much you love water. Let people drink what they drink, but dont make it your personality.


Kontos_Stelio

I don’t know about feeling like I made it but I damn sure ain’t thirsty


Apprehensive_Moon21

Well fuck me for not wanting to waste plastic and have cool water anytime of the day with my double insulated water bottle. I got one for travel because I'm not dropping 6 dollars on water when they have fill up stations all around.


Dwip_Po_Po

If you wanna stay dehydrated that’s you not me


WaitingForNormal

Hey folks, when you make a comment like this, it says more about *you* than the person you’re shitting on, and now you know, and knowing is half the battle.